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SpursforSix
05-05-2016, 02:28 PM
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spurraider21
05-05-2016, 07:14 PM
why do people call these hoverboards? they're on fucking wheels

do you call your bicycles hoverboards too?

DJR210
05-05-2016, 08:42 PM
If you have ever rode one of these, or even worse considered purchasing one, you are a huge faggot and should be killed.

SpursforSix
05-05-2016, 08:55 PM
If you have ever rode one of these, or even worse considered purchasing one, you are a huge faggot and should be killed.

My friend's daughter has one. We were at their house watching a game and having some drinks. The kid is flying around the house on the board. I'm thinking it looks pretty damn easy. I was also thinking if I had any issues, I'd just hop off. Did not work out like that.

pgardn
05-05-2016, 10:44 PM
I want them available for all fat people at Walmart.

I want sludge and gristle strewn about the aisles, people actually walking for groceries getting taken out in the chaos. I want human fat on the loose, attached to bodies or not.

pgardn
05-05-2016, 10:47 PM
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And wtf was he trying to accomplish?

How many people fail to put their arms out to prevent the head from impacting the ground? This is an involuntarily reaction that this guy suppressed.

SpursforSix
05-05-2016, 10:59 PM
And wtf was he trying to accomplish?

How many people fail to put their arms out to prevent the head from impacting the ground? This is an involuntarily reaction that this guy suppressed.

Idk. I was hoping he was trying to impossibly front flip and land back on the hover board.

roninenix
05-06-2016, 06:28 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNKRxsNyOho

Wild Cobra
05-06-2016, 11:36 AM
why do people call these hoverboards? they're on fucking wheels

do you call your bicycles hoverboards too?

The dumbing down of society...