I won't do it

[Gummi Clutch]

Sorry babe, there is no way in fucking hell I'm going down on you as part of a casual relationship. I have no idea how hygienic you keep it, how far you are from your period, or what your diet consists of.

They get all fucking upset when you tell them. There is no way its just me, I can't imagine any dude hooking up and having rancid fish sauce running down their nose to the point they have to take rubbing alcohol and shove it up their to get the smell out. Unless she's exilevilify from reddit.com/r/gonewild ain't happening.

[lebomb]

Sorry babe, there is no way in fucking hell I'm going down on you as part of a casual relationship. I have no idea how hygienic you keep it, how far you are from your period, or what your diet consists of.

They get all fucking upset when you tell them. There is no way its just me, I can't imagine any dude hooking up and having rancid fish sauce running down their nose to the point they have to take rubbing alcohol and shove it up their to get the smell out. Unless she's exilevilify from reddit.com/r/gonewild ain't happening.

What kinda street hoe, trailer trash, crack pipe smokin, bath salts snortin, skank ass pole dancing prostitute nut suckin porn star bishes do you go out with???

I used to go out with proper clean hoes. Eating the kitty was a joy. :hat :claw

[lebomb]

.......oh by the way, I eat my wifes kitty and ass like its the last supper. :claw


Its all good man. Just make sure you are with clean hoes and dont eat any random bish you meet at the bus station or the local strip club. You mouth will look like a festerin pussed up gabage can . :vomit:

[DJR210]

Eating pussy is one of the finer things in life.. OP is missing out

[DMC]

.......oh by the way, I eat my wifes kitty and ass like its the last supper. :claw


How does my dick taste?

[Avante]

It takes me a good 20 minutes to get from her big toe to the honeypot. You can do so many great things with a tongue.

[140]

It takes me a good 20 minutes to get from her big toe to the honeypot. You can do so many great things with a tongue.

Arguably the most disgusting post in ST history tbh.

[DJR210]

Arguably the most disgusting post in ST history tbh.

Agreed. Very disturbing post.

What kind of a sick rapist term is "honeypot"? Dude continues to oust himself as a real sicko

[Reck]

OP's in the muff. :lol


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KI-4f--Hlrs

[SpursforSix]

It takes me a good 20 minutes to get from her big toe to the honeypot. You can do so many great things with a tongue.


Arguably the most disgusting post in ST history tbh.


Agreed. Very disturbing post.

What kind of a sick rapist term is "honeypot"? Dude continues to oust himself as a real sicko

it makes sense though. Lure them with candy and Winnie the Pooh movies. Then analogize their vagina with a honey pot while he's dressed in a Pooh Costume.

[Avante]

I cannot believe so many total losers post here, what.....Texas?

The IQ level here must be in the single digits on average.

[Gummi Clutch]

the fish sauce shit was just one my condom once, can't imagine ever putting my face down there....and thing was she was like a 9.2/10.

Every other time it just smells fucking weird. I don't know how you can do it unless you see that shit sanitized yourself.

[chunticakes]

the fish sauce shit was just one my condom once, can't imagine ever putting my face down there....and thing was she was like a 9.2/10.

Every other time it just smells fucking weird. I don't know how you can do it unless you see that shit sanitized yourself.

I used to date a chick that had a fishy smell. Wasn't bad, just had a particular fishy hint to it. She was on the IUD.

Anyways, the moment she got that shit taken out the smell was completely gone.

She was a 7ish btw lol...

[KarmaKarma]

Sorry babe, there is no way in fucking hell I'm going down on you as part of a casual relationship. I have no idea how hygienic you keep it, how far you are from your period, or what your diet consists of.

They get all fucking upset when you tell them. There is no way its just me, I can't imagine any dude hooking up and having rancid fish sauce running down their nose to the point they have to take rubbing alcohol and shove it up their to get the smell out. Unless she's exilevilify from reddit.com/r/gonewild ain't happening.


Women feel the same about casual cock.
No need to go down there if it's casual and unknown and yet men or boys seem to be offended when women refuse to go down south.
Also, under no circumstance should a Vagina smell like fish or any other animal, that is called an Std boys, may be bacterial vaginosis or Trichomoniasis.
Casual eating out on random bitches is plain unsafe and disgusting.
Get checked and get treated boys.

[DJR210]

Also, under no circumstance should a Vagina smell like fish or any other animal

:lol

[lebomb]

Women feel the same about casual cock.
No need to go down there if it's casual and unknown and yet men or boys seems to be offended when women refuse to go down south.


I never understand why a chick wouldnt lick my nutsack and take a throat full of cack after I shot hoops all day in the 100deg heat.

[StrengthAndHonor]

How does my dick taste?
Your mother should know..

[DMC]

Women feel the same about casual cock.
No need to go down there if it's casual and unknown and yet men or boys seems to be offended when women refuse to go down south.
Also, under no circumstance should a Vagina smell like fish or any other animal, that is called an Std boys, may be bacterial vaginosis or Trichomoniasis.
Casual eating out on random bitches is plain unsafe and disgusting.
Get checked and get treated boys.

Just the opposite. Women new to relationships (think really new) will do damn near anything to impress, and some of that is because they are excited themselves. After they get to know you they rein in the list of things they are willing to do on a whim, and after several years it's down to occasional drunk sex and maybe some flap jacks.

[DMC]

Your mother should know..
See, you're trying now. Not doing a great job but you're giving it that old community college effort.

[KarmaKarma]

Just the opposite. Women new to relationships (think really new) will do damn near anything to impress, and some of that is because they are excited themselves. After they get to know you they rein in the list of things they are willing to do on a whim, and after several years it's down to occasional drunk sex and maybe some flap jacks.
Woman new to relationships ? You mean to say young
(early 20s) naive women?
I must agree, this younger generation seems to be more open to such ratchet behavior, it was rather unheard of when I was 21 ( I am 31 )
As years pass by into an actual real relationship sex is amazing and doesn't compare to any bullsshit meaningless sex with a 21 yr old that would give head in heartbeat to please a man that has her as his side.

[KarmaKarma]

I never understand why a chick wouldnt lick my nutsack and take a throat full of cack after I shot hoops all day in the 100deg heat.

This has happened to every woman. The sweaty balls encounter.

[KarmaKarma]

:lol

Seriously. Under no circumstance.

[DMC]

Woman new to relationships ? You mean to say young
(early 20s) naive women?
I must agree, this younger generation seems to be more open to such ratchet behavior, it was rather unheard of when I was 21 ( I am 31 )
As years pass by into an actual real relationship sex is amazing and doesn't compare to any bullsshit meaningless sex with a 21 yr old that would give head in heartbeat to please a man that has her as his side.
No, I mean 25 years ago through right now. Women have gone from whore to bore in just a ring and a year forever.

[KarmaKarma]

No, I mean 25 years ago through right now. Women have gone from whore to bore in just a ring and a year forever.

Whore to bore?

[DMC]

Whore to bore?
Yes. You meet them, they want to impress you, so they act the whore. Date them a few months, they become the bore. Sometimes marriage isn't even required, just a long term relationship. I've heard guys talk about it forever, saw it plenty times back in my dating days. Granted they don't all do it, but it's more common for a new relationship to have great sex than for a long term relationship to have great sex. I blame that on the fact that the women is using bait and switch.

You'll likely hold a door for a stranger, but not the same stranger over and over. You also might not hold it for the person you're in a relationship with, not every time.