PDA

View Full Version : So I lied...



Yuixafun
05-15-2016, 01:17 AM
After game 5, when Parker missed a critical free throw, and his final shot of the game.

In disgust I proclaimed, no more sushi for him! I'm not making any more rolls for this bum.

Well around 7 tonight, guess who comes in all hoodied up and fugitive demeanor to Sushi Zushi.

Ahhh man, he looked so forlorn and humble. I wanted to tell him hey good fight Tony, we still love the Spurs.

But I've been talking so much smack about his play, I would have felt like a phony.

Anyway I ended up making one of his rolls, putting an admonishment and a prayer in there lol.

313
05-15-2016, 01:21 AM
Did he refuse to give your daughter an autograph too? I'm sorry, I get these stories mixed up.

Yuixafun
05-15-2016, 01:45 AM
Nah man... Parker is sort of regular there. Reckon it's because we're down the road from the Dominion. He likes to get the Texas rolls with no asparagus.

I was kinda shocked tho today, like man you barely got back into town and you're here?

Gotta lot of guts showing your face grrrr. But yea like I said, his posture was so down, I felt bad for dogging on him and ended up making one of his rolls as like a token of goodwill.

boutons_deux
05-15-2016, 02:13 AM
a guy's gotta eat.

did he leave a tip?

Yuixafun
05-15-2016, 07:32 AM
It was a to go order, but I hear from the servers he doesn't tip that great unless wifey is with him.

RD2191
05-15-2016, 10:02 AM
:lmao

TXstbobcat
05-15-2016, 10:24 AM
It was a to go order, but I hear from the servers he doesn't tip that great unless wifey is with him.

What a cheap bastard :lmao

tmtcsc
05-15-2016, 10:55 AM
It was a to go order, but I hear from the servers he doesn't tip that great unless wifey is with him.


I've got a few tips for him on his future.

TheDoctor
05-15-2016, 01:50 PM
Tp a had a tip for Erin barry
:lmao:rollin

Spurtacular
05-16-2016, 01:00 AM
Did he refuse to give your daughter an autograph too? I'm sorry, I get these stories mixed up.

Snaq O'Meal
05-16-2016, 02:28 AM
It was a to go order, but I hear from the servers he doesn't tip that great unless wifey is with him.

Did he only order for himself or for other team mates too? You can tell by the quantity of food taken away. Porker may have a porcine nickname, but it's a certain team mate of his who really eats like a pig.

Yuixafun
05-16-2016, 07:51 PM
I didn't see the hot side of the ticket, just the sushi related items. It was only a few rolls and and appetizer so I reckon his wife asked him to grab some sushi on the way home from wherever he was slumming.

Telling you man, he was the opposite if having the glow. I had a million things I wanted to say, but I felt better to just let him be.

K...
05-16-2016, 08:45 PM
interesting if this before or after that dumb costume thing

YGWHI
05-17-2016, 06:01 PM
After game 5, when Parker missed a critical free throw, and his final shot of the game.

In disgust I proclaimed, no more sushi for him! I'm not making any more rolls for this bum.

Well around 7 tonight, guess who comes in all hoodied up and fugitive demeanor to Sushi Zushi.

Ahhh man, he looked so forlorn and humble. I wanted to tell him hey good fight Tony, we still love the Spurs.

But I've been talking so much smack about his play, I would have felt like a phony.

Anyway I ended up making one of his rolls, putting an admonishment and a prayer in there lol.

Love this story! :tu

Parker should thank God for Yuixafun being the sushi-man and not other Spurstalk members, they couldn't resist the temptation of making his rolls with bad fugu. :D

Yuixafun
05-18-2016, 06:05 PM
Love this story! :tu

Parker should thank God for Yuixafun being the sushi-man and not other Spurstalk members, they couldn't resist the temptation of making his rolls with bad fugu. :D

Haha... Don't know if I would have been strong enough to resist had he come in the next day after game 5 though. I would have given his ticket to Santos, the resident Laker lover/Spur detractor/ Golden State band wagon chef, to make.