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mookie2001
10-02-2005, 03:13 PM
what can possibly be done to help these poor bastards?
trade Carr for Vinny Testaverde and hope for Leinart to be good by 2008
IceColdBrewski
10-02-2005, 03:19 PM
It's kinda hard to complete a pass when your offensive line doesn't give you any time to throw. Not sure if that was the case today, but that was definitely the case in their first 2 games.
SpursFanDan
10-02-2005, 03:27 PM
Thats the most obvious statement in nfl history.
Horry For 3!
10-02-2005, 03:59 PM
Yes, they do suck. I don't care either :lol
Aggie Hoopsfan
10-02-2005, 04:56 PM
The only way it will get better is if they either bring in all new guys for their OL or start telling the OL they do have that their paychecks are directly related to how many sacks they give up.
mookie2001
10-02-2005, 05:20 PM
shameful
mavsfan1000
10-02-2005, 05:55 PM
I also hate watching their conservative offense that uses alot of running plays down the middle. They need to take more chances on offense.
scott
10-02-2005, 07:00 PM
Does the front office have the balls to pick Leinart?
Sense
10-02-2005, 10:16 PM
Carr sucks.
gameFACE
10-02-2005, 11:11 PM
Carr should sit a game or two. Put Tony Banks in. Fire Capers if they go 0-4.
mookie2001
10-03-2005, 10:48 AM
I dont see how tony banks could do worse
they could use kasey studdard, jonathan scott and will allen, justin blaylock
midgetonadonkey
10-03-2005, 01:30 PM
I don't see them firing Capers during the season. Who is out there to replace him? I think this is his last year with the team and than they will bring in another coach to try and make Carr seem like he isn't a bust. I think he could be a good QB if he doesn't get sacked 7 times a fucking game. God damn Texans O-Line. They fucking blow.
Vashner
10-03-2005, 01:59 PM
The franchise name is so stupid.. "Texans"....

Make em the friggin OIL'ers... but no. it's too politically incorrect...
Extra Stout
10-03-2005, 02:48 PM
Drafting Matt Leinart would be dumb.

All they would do is ruin Leinart the way they did Carr by getting him sacked so often he feels the rush even when it's not there.

Blow up the whole team and start over from scratch like it's 2002, excpet this time don't sign high-paid veterans with career-threatening injuries.
Vashner
10-03-2005, 05:12 PM
No one thinks the name "Texans" is friggin stupid?

Also designed to keep San Antonio out of NFL..

Commisioners silent programming..
Extra Stout
10-03-2005, 05:32 PM
No one thinks the name "Texans" is friggin stupid?

Also designed to keep San Antonio out of NFL..

Commisioners silent programming..

It wouldn't have been my first choice.

However, it's like the sixth football franchise called "Texans."
mookie2001
10-03-2005, 06:28 PM
well according to espn Leinart is the greatest quarterback of all time.
i guess they could take a tackle or a tailback
but they would still suck
samikeyp
10-03-2005, 06:28 PM
its the fifth that I know of.

There was the NFL's Dallas Texans who were the New York Yankees (yes there was a New York Yankees football team) which moved to Dallas in 1952 and then folded in 1953 and were moved to Baltimore and became the Colts.

The AFL's Dallas Texans who moved to KC in 1963 and became the Chiefs.

The original Houston Texans in the World Football League in 1975

and the San Antonio Texans CFL team in 1995.
sa_butta
10-03-2005, 06:39 PM
I dont care what you change the name to they still suck.
Hook Dem
10-03-2005, 08:58 PM
I remember when Carr was drafted and he said, "I just want to beat the Cowboys". Well....he did that and nothing else. What a loser!!!!!!
Vashner
10-03-2005, 11:37 PM
http://www.onlinesports.com/images/rid-30112.gif
samikeyp
10-03-2005, 11:47 PM
I remember when Carr was drafted and he said, "I just want to beat the Cowboys". Well....he did that and nothing else. What a loser!!!!!!

and that wasn't a major accomplishment that season....the Cowboys were 5-11.
MiNuS
10-04-2005, 11:14 AM
Its pathetic the 4th or 5th largest city in America can't get their shit straight with their football teams. The Oilers were dumped on by all their fans and that drove that team to Nashville. Now this Texans experiment comes to Houston and its like the Saints from the 70's!
In the age of free-agency this shit should not be happening!


Thank god Houston has the Astros! .... sure the Rockets too.
FromWayDowntown
10-04-2005, 11:24 AM
I also hate watching their conservative offense that uses alot of running plays down the middle. They need to take more chances on offense.

You can't take chances on offense if your offensive line doesn't block anyone. The more intricate the play, the longer it takes to develop; the deeper the pass, the more time you need. The Texans could call all the 7-step drops they want to, but Carr will get destroyed because those plays take a long time to develop and, obviously, that line has no prayer of holding up for 4, 5, or 6 seconds. It can't hold up on 3 and 5 step drops.

They can't even run play action stuff at this point, mostly because there's no credible threat to make defenses bite on any fakes -- plus, the fake just requires more time, which requires that the O-line hold blocks longer.

They almost have to be conservative to have a chance to win any game -- quick-hitting runs (i.e., middle runs; dives, bellies, traps) and short, controlled passes.
AlamoSpursFan
10-04-2005, 05:34 PM
I hope they don't go 0-4. I'll be at the Oilers....ERRRR Titans game.
A Serbian Beast
10-04-2005, 05:53 PM
Carr for Harrington anyone?
mookie2001
10-09-2005, 01:37 PM
David Carr is fucking worthless
mookie2001
10-09-2005, 02:08 PM
Payton Jr.
making me some vbookie!
mookie2001
10-09-2005, 02:23 PM
carr just threw the pussiest pick ive ever seen


what a chode!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
carr you suck
Hook Dem
10-09-2005, 07:27 PM
carr just threw the pussiest pick ive ever seen


what a chode!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
carr you suck
It would give me a great deal of satisfaction if that fucker never won another game! :lol
Brutalis
10-09-2005, 07:47 PM
The Houston Texans sucked the minute I heard they were a team. The franchise should move where they could have a chance at winning their state moreless a game.
mookie2001
10-09-2005, 07:50 PM
David Carr really pisses me off
he wants to be a pretty boy qb but cant do shit
I like the Texans, they are my home team
but I don't really like the NFL
plus the Texans suck so fucking hard their games are unbearable to watch
and we get them every sunday down here
gameFACE
10-09-2005, 11:27 PM
The Houston Texans sucked the minute I heard they were a team. The franchise should move where they could have a chance at winning their state moreless a game.
The Texans suck THIS year. Don't know where you hate comes from but the past three seasons they were progressively getting better. What would moving them do?

Nevertheless, i'm still a Texans fan. Their nosedive this year is a bitch to watch. They remind me of those first Tampa Bay teams. Time to borrow the paper bag idea from the Saints.
scott
10-09-2005, 11:31 PM
Texan fans can only hope that Houston management will have the balls to draft Lienart.
shyne
10-09-2005, 11:40 PM
They dont need a new QB, they need a new dam coach. Also when the draft comes around they should get another reciever to compliment Johnson, if there isnt anyone that jumps out they should for sure take Reggie Bush.
midgetonadonkey
10-09-2005, 11:44 PM
They need an O-Line. No point in taking any more offensive weapons if they can't give Carr 3 seconds to throw the damn ball. Riley got burned so many fucking times totday, it's fucking unreal. If Carr had some time he would be a really good QB. He is accurate, has arm strength and can take a fucking hit. They need to start putting together a line and they will be good.
scott
10-09-2005, 11:48 PM
They dont need a new QB

Yeah they do... Carr blows. I'd take Joey Harrington over Carr.

And they certainly need a new QB before they need Reggie Bush. Domanick Davis is a stud... or a diamond surrounded by trash.
shyne
10-09-2005, 11:49 PM
O-line is the #1 need but they should address that in Free Agency, no point in sending a rookie in their to watch Carr's back. They need another reciever or stud RB to take the pressure off the defense and keep them off the field. The line is actually pretty good and run blocking so with someone like Bush that offense can be explosive
T Park
10-10-2005, 12:13 AM
Carr blows

O Line has nothing to do with it?? Interesting.


BTW Vashner.

They would call them the Oilers, but Bud Adams, owner of the Titans, owns the rights to the name Oilers, and doesn't want to give them up.

Thats why they are the Texans.
Horry For 3!
10-10-2005, 12:17 AM
The Texans still.....


well yeah they still suck.

0-5, will they ever win a game this year?
Horry For 3!
10-10-2005, 12:19 AM
I say they'll get a win against the Browns in week 8.
midgetonadonkey
10-10-2005, 12:19 AM
The Texans still.....


well yeah they still suck.

0-5, will they ever win a game this year?

Of course they will. They will go 2-14 this season.
Horry For 3!
10-10-2005, 12:22 AM
Of course they will. They will go 2-14 this season.
Their best chances will be against Browns, Ravens, Cardinals, 49ers.
mavsfan1000
10-10-2005, 12:43 AM
You can't take chances on offense if your offensive line doesn't block anyone. The more intricate the play, the longer it takes to develop; the deeper the pass, the more time you need. The Texans could call all the 7-step drops they want to, but Carr will get destroyed because those plays take a long time to develop and, obviously, that line has no prayer of holding up for 4, 5, or 6 seconds. It can't hold up on 3 and 5 step drops.

They can't even run play action stuff at this point, mostly because there's no credible threat to make defenses bite on any fakes -- plus, the fake just requires more time, which requires that the O-line hold blocks longer.

They almost have to be conservative to have a chance to win any game -- quick-hitting runs (i.e., middle runs; dives, bellies, traps) and short, controlled passes.

Yeah but Carr should be able to get the ball off quicker. He waits till it is too late to pass. 5-10 yard passes would be good and less running plays.
Horry For 3!
10-30-2005, 03:57 PM
I say they'll get a win against the Browns in week 8.
I called that shit :smokin
McKenzie
10-30-2005, 05:43 PM
The only way it will get better is if they either bring in all new guys for their OL or start telling the OL they do have that their paychecks are directly related to how many sacks they give up.

Exactly fucking right. If I was David Carr, I'd file a lawsuit against those assholes. What? Are they on someone else's payroll and the objective is to sacrifice the QB? Seems like it.
Marcus Bryant
10-30-2005, 06:09 PM
They need a new O-line. Carr is a competent QB, he just needs more than 1 second to make a decision with the rock.

Still, if VYoung is on that draft board come next spring, it'd be hard to see the Texans pass him up.
Shiner Bock Girl
10-30-2005, 08:26 PM
They need a new O-line. Carr is a competent QB, he just needs more than 1 second to make a decision with the rock.

Still, if VYoung is on that draft board come next spring, it'd be hard to see the Texans pass him up.


Really sad part is, this will probalby be their only game they win :depressed
Marcus Bryant
10-31-2005, 12:00 AM
At this point, it's probably best if they don't win any more. They got their one lone win to avoid being shut out for the season. Might as well use this as a rebuilding year and snag that top choice.
Faccia di Angelo
10-31-2005, 08:32 AM
aww..I was rooting for them to win at least one lol


At this point, it's probably best if they don't win any more. They got their one lone win to avoid being shut out for the season. Might as well use this as a rebuilding year and snag that top choice.
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