View Full Version : Ran into Kevin Durant at HEB
SpursforSix
06-22-2016, 03:38 PM
Was up in Austin last night and wanted to get a snack. Also needed to get a travel size shampoo. Out of the corner of my eye, I saw a super tall black guy looking in the ethnic hair product section. After getting over my initial fear, I turned to see what the dude looked like. Turned out it was Kevin Durant. Let me tell you...this dude is tallllll. And he's much bigger than he looks on the court.
I approached him and told him I liked his game but that I was a die hard Spur fan. He told me that was cool and then he complimented me on my jeans. In turn, I recommended SheaMoisture's Jamaican Black Oil. He thanked me and picked up a bottle.
I mentioned that I had close ties to Spurstalk and that I could probably answer any questions he had about the team. He was very interested to hear my thoughts on how he would fit in with Leonard and Aldridge and said that it sounded like a good fit for him. He then asked if they've (Spurs) have decided on who would be the new point guard for next season. I stuttered and started to make something up. Then acted like my phone was buzzing and I excused myself.
As as I was walking away, I heard him say, "that's what I thought".
SequSpur
06-22-2016, 03:41 PM
I declare BS
bass sucks
06-22-2016, 03:44 PM
You do know he was in Austin yesterday.
TheGreatYacht
06-22-2016, 03:44 PM
Pity post
Stabula
06-22-2016, 03:45 PM
Get a job.
Keepin' it real
06-22-2016, 03:45 PM
I declare BS
No need to declare ... it's BS on its own merit.
TheGoldStandard
06-22-2016, 03:47 PM
The real question KD should have asked is has Parker screwed the Spurs over more than he screwed Barry's wife?
bass sucks
06-22-2016, 03:51 PM
He was in Austin.
UNT Eagles 2016
06-22-2016, 03:52 PM
Ctrl + F "molasses"
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:lol
Brilliant lol
Lol at recommending the ethnic shampoo part lmao
UNT Eagles 2016
06-22-2016, 03:57 PM
:lol
Brilliant lol
Lol at recommending the ethnic shampoo part lmao
-2 points for not recommending Proactiv
guessing the ethnic shampoo is for Ibaka, but you'd think he'd prefer the kind made with monkey juice and ebola
look_at_g_shred
06-22-2016, 04:18 PM
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SpursforSix
06-22-2016, 04:19 PM
He was in Austin.
So was I.
spurraider21
06-22-2016, 04:35 PM
Didn't spill molasses?
r0drig0lac
06-22-2016, 04:38 PM
Was up in Austin last night and wanted to get a snack. Also needed to get a travel size shampoo. Out of the corner of my eye, I saw a super tall black guy looking in the ethnic hair product section. After getting over my initial fear, I turned to see what the dude looked like. Turned out it was Kevin Durant. Let me tell you...this dude is tallllll. And he's much bigger than he looks on the court.
I approached him and told him I liked his game but that I was a die hard Spur fan. He told me that was cool and then he complimented me on my jeans. In turn, I recommended SheaMoisture's Jamaican Black Oil. He thanked me and picked up a bottle.
I mentioned that I had close ties to Spurstalk and that I could probably answer any questions he had about the team. He was very interested to hear my thoughts on how he would fit in with Leonard and Aldridge and said that it sounded like a good fit for him. He then asked if they've (Spurs) have decided on who would be the new point guard for next season. I stuttered and started to make something up. Then acted like my phone was buzzing and I excused myself.
As as I was walking away, I heard him say, "that's what I thought".
http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/images/smilies/smilol.gif
mudyez
06-22-2016, 04:47 PM
But did he give your daughter an autograph?
Spurs9
06-22-2016, 04:49 PM
Last time I was in Austin I went into a grocery store and was surprised when they tried to make me pay for bags. So if I don't want to pay for a bag I gotta have my fruit loose in the car?
tholdren
06-22-2016, 04:52 PM
u da real mvp S46
$pursDynasty
06-22-2016, 05:12 PM
didn't turn down someone's daughter?
TheDoctor
06-22-2016, 06:44 PM
The real question KD should have asked is has Parker screwed the Spurs over more than he screwed Barry's wife?
LMAOOOO #Savage
spurtech09
06-22-2016, 06:49 PM
Fail----Bump this thread
koriwhat
06-22-2016, 06:53 PM
why does everyone of ST think they're comedians when reality is they tell shit made up stories abd lame jokes, cut downs, etc.
PopTheGOAT
06-22-2016, 07:36 PM
why does everyone of ST think they're comedians when reality is they tell shit made up stories abd lame jokes, cut downs, etc.
Bc ST sucks tbh
JeffDuncan
06-23-2016, 11:54 AM
9.5
SpursforSix
06-23-2016, 01:07 PM
why does everyone of ST think they're comedians when reality is they tell shit made up stories abd lame jokes, cut downs, etc.
:pop: have you seen my coaching?
Ed Helicopter Jones
06-23-2016, 01:15 PM
Nice job! :tu
:lol
Maddog
06-23-2016, 03:32 PM
Last time I was in Austin I went into a grocery store and was surprised when they tried to make me pay for bags. So if I don't want to pay for a bag I gotta have my fruit loose in the car?
Nothing worse than having your fruit loose in the car
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