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lefty
06-28-2016, 11:41 AM
ElNono DAF86 Canyonero

Are you ready phaggots ?


https://67.media.tumblr.com/88faf9231947da490e3bd2ec5cc0dec9/tumblr_myf8m8hloE1sb9nh6o1_500.gif

http://i.makeagif.com/media/7-18-2015/BX6LZk.gif


https://smsprio2016-a.akamaihd.net/news/4UMsNB/groupsmen.jpg

Canyonero
06-28-2016, 11:47 AM
Our Olympic team looked so stacked until teams started to deny sending players :lol

140
06-28-2016, 12:06 PM
Hopefully brazil get their shit pushed in at home again :lol
Although the whole thing might be rigged like the 13 confed cup :lol

resistanze
06-28-2016, 12:16 PM
soccer at the olympics :lol

dfens
06-28-2016, 01:18 PM
ElNono (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=8054) DAF86 (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=11102) Canyonero (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=49822)

Are you ready phaggots ?


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http://i.makeagif.com/media/7-18-2015/BX6LZk.gif


https://smsprio2016-a.akamaihd.net/news/4UMsNB/groupsmen.jpg

iraq, honduras and especially fiji .. looks like a tough competition tbh. I wonder who'll bother to play for us, probably some young niggas hoping for a spot in '18.

brazil's group looks especially difficult tbh :lmao
and in group D we still have hope for penaldo vs missi :lmao

DAF86
06-28-2016, 01:51 PM
Watch us win this shit just to rile people up.

Splits
06-28-2016, 01:53 PM
Is Missi playing? I thought he retired from the NT?

140
06-28-2016, 02:03 PM
Is Missi playing? I thought he retired from the NT?

He might come back for this tournament since it's the only one he can win

TheGreatYacht
06-28-2016, 06:56 PM
Back-to-back we're going back-to-back


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ze8AgkB64U&feature=share

ElNono
06-28-2016, 10:44 PM
don't even know who Martino is taking... I know he wanted to take Dybala, but Juve said no...

DAF86
06-28-2016, 11:10 PM
don't even know who Martino is taking... I know he wanted to take Dybala, but Juve said no...

I want to see how Lo Celso does. From Rosario Central, he's rumored to go to PSG. From the dying breed of number 10s that are more cerebral than explosive (although he can dribble past people when needed).

ElNono
06-28-2016, 11:40 PM
I want to see how Lo Celso does. From Rosario Central, he's rumored to go to PSG. From the dying breed of number 10s that are more cerebral than explosive (although he can dribble past people when needed).

I'll probably watch some... I mostly only watch futbol and basketball @ the Olympics

Canyonero
06-29-2016, 03:31 PM
Martino is coaching this team. Congrats elemento on winning your first gold.

elemento
06-29-2016, 03:59 PM
Martino is coaching this team. Congrats elemento (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=20945) on winning your first gold.

I wouldn't count on that. The new Taribo West generation is coming strong to kick our ass and Tite won't be the coach.

Already know the starting 18 of Argentina ? Brazil looks meh, nothing special tbh.

Neymar + a few good names like Douglas Costa, Marquinhos and Rafinha Alcantara. Instead of taking a vet back like Thiago Silva, he preferred a 38 y/o GK. Don't trust this defensive line tbh or the GK.

Canyonero
06-29-2016, 04:25 PM
I wouldn't count on that. The new Taribo West generation is coming strong to kick our ass and Tite won't be the coach.

Already know the starting 18 of Argentina ? Brazil looks meh, nothing special tbh.

Neymar + a few good names like Douglas Costa, Marquinhos and Rafinha Alcantara. Instead of taking a vet back like Thiago Silva, he preferred a 38 y/o GK. Don't trust this defensive line tbh or the GK.

We only have a few confirmed. Rulli (Real Sociedad), Correa (Atletico Madrid), Mammana (River Plate), Lo Celso (Rosario Central) among others.

DAF86
06-29-2016, 09:36 PM
I wouldn't count on that. The new Taribo West generation is coming strong to kick our ass and Tite won't be the coach.

Already know the starting 18 of Argentina ? Brazil looks meh, nothing special tbh.

Neymar + a few good names like Douglas Costa, Marquinhos and Rafinha Alcantara. Instead of taking a vet back like Thiago Silva, he preferred a 38 y/o GK. Don't trust this defensive line tbh or the GK.

On a first draft the roster was stacked as fuck. But many clubs are refusing to let the players join, so we don't know how it will end up.

lefty
06-29-2016, 09:45 PM
ALGERIA WILL BEAT ARGENTINA


YOU WILL SEE

Canyonero
07-06-2016, 05:28 PM
Arqueros:
Gerónimo Rulli
Axel Werner
Defensores:
José Luis Gómez
Lisandro Magallán
Lautaro Gianetti
Víctor Cuesta
Leandro Vega
Alexis Soto

Volantes:
Santiago Ascacibar
Mauricio Martínez
Lucas Romero
Manuel Lanzini
Joaquín Correa
Giovani Lo Celso
Delanteros:
Angel Correa
Critian Espinoza
Luciano Vietto
Giovani Simeone

Kawhitstorm
07-07-2016, 05:08 AM
ALGERIA WILL BEAT ARGENTINA


YOU WILL SEE

Algeria couldn't even beat Ethiopia.:lol

EXbetUnXbz0

lefty
07-07-2016, 01:53 PM
Algeria couldn't even beat Ethiopia.:lol

EXbetUnXbz0
Man we were coasting and played our C team tbh


I know, still not an excuse

TheGreatYacht
07-28-2016, 04:08 PM
Mexico Olympic squad vs Argentina Olympic squad today

I expect Hirving Lozano hat trick

Canyonero
07-28-2016, 04:32 PM
Mexico Olympic squad vs Argentina Olympic squad today

I expect Hirving Lozano hat trick

Who?

TheGreatYacht
07-28-2016, 04:36 PM
Who?
He's better than Dybala and Correa

Canyonero
07-28-2016, 04:38 PM
He's better than Dybala and Correa

Kyrie Hirving?

dfens
07-28-2016, 04:57 PM
sons are you really going to watch this shitfest ? tbh i might take a peek at our games but that's it tbh ...olympic football is an aberration imo.

lmao fiji, iraq, andorra, bangladesh, maybe they'll let the amateur team in my neighborhood play tbh, they'll beat a couple of these teams :lol

if brasil doesn't win this they are officially a cuck nation, getting 7-1 and then losing an amateur tournament with their first team would be too much tbh. :lmao I'm actually hoping brasil wins just so the people of brasil don't burn their country down :lol

dfens
07-28-2016, 04:59 PM
on the bright side at least england might finally do well in this tournament.

ElNono
07-28-2016, 10:34 PM
Mexico Olympic squad vs Argentina Olympic squad today

I expect Hirving Lozano hat trick

gg, tbh... our team sucks

TheGreatYacht
07-28-2016, 10:36 PM
gg, tbh... our team sucks
Score? Missing it bro.

My dad said your centerback nearly injured Lozano

ElNono
07-28-2016, 10:42 PM
Score? Missing it bro.

My dad said your centerback nearly injured Lozano

finished 0-0

Canyonero
07-29-2016, 09:19 AM
Score? Missing it bro.

My dad said your centerback nearly injured Lozano

That nigga is a better diver than Di Maria imho.

Relevancy
07-29-2016, 10:14 AM
We going for the gold again

Canyonero
07-29-2016, 11:50 AM
http://www.ole.com.ar/juegos-olimpicos-rio-2016/Desvalijaron-Seleccion_0_1622237893.html

Broke into the players rooms while they were playing and robbed everything smh.

Relevancy
07-29-2016, 12:31 PM
That sucks but that's what you get with Football, bunch of uneducated and uncivilized people as fans tbh.

Canyonero
07-29-2016, 12:36 PM
I would ban Mexico from playing at the Olympics after that tbh

Relevancy
07-29-2016, 01:24 PM
I would ban Mexico from playing at the Olympics after that tbhyou're scared that we will be consider a powerhouse if we win 2 golds in a row son?

Canyonero
07-29-2016, 01:58 PM
you're scared that we will be consider a powerhouse if we win 2 golds in a row son?

Not really.

TheGreatYacht
07-29-2016, 05:51 PM
Argie fans desperate to win SOMETHING, have to ban the best team in the tournament :lol

Canyonero
07-29-2016, 06:36 PM
No one said Brazil should be banned tbh

Canyonero
07-31-2016, 12:05 PM
Brazil's starting GK broke his elbow.

dfens
07-31-2016, 01:24 PM
Brazil's starting GK broke his elbow.

quite unsurprising with the way brazil defends the goal.

Brazil
08-02-2016, 04:15 PM
quite unsurprising with the way brazil defends the goal.

:lol

Canyonero
08-03-2016, 09:12 AM
Woohoo, female football starting today. So excited.


















Said no one ever.

lefty
08-03-2016, 09:34 AM
Algeria - Honduras tomorrow tbh

Not expecting much, but





WE WILL SEE

140
08-03-2016, 08:37 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIwqYEHQFXw

:lmao murikans already getting assmad over this

:toast my nikkas

DAF86
08-03-2016, 08:46 PM
The fuck does that mean son?

140
08-03-2016, 08:57 PM
The fuck does that mean son?
apparently she posted some shit kinda mocking brazil about zika last week (i don't even know what it is, tbh) and people didn't really like and are letting her hear it :lol

Splits
08-03-2016, 11:35 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIwqYEHQFXw

:lmao murikans already getting assmad over this

:toast my nikkas

:lmao holy shit

"booooooooooooooo ZIKA"

That is some first world trolling

Canyonero
08-04-2016, 07:27 AM
:lmao female football

lefty
08-04-2016, 08:04 AM
:lmao female football
Futbol equivalent of curling :lol

lefty
08-04-2016, 08:27 AM
Fuck our #1 GK is out for the tournament :pctoss

lefty
08-04-2016, 08:29 AM
Joscha Berger ‏@JoschaBerger (https://twitter.com/JoschaBerger) 4h4 hours ago (https://twitter.com/JoschaBerger/status/761126100437176320)

#Rio2016 (https://twitter.com/hashtag/Rio2016?src=hash)men: Which clubs supply the most players?FC Porto, CF Pachuca, Deportivo Cali, Rewa FC, Oly. Tegucijalpa & USM Algiers (all 5)

Relevancy
08-04-2016, 01:19 PM
lefty

Algeria is losing:depressed I remember being impressed by Algerias display against Germany in the 2014 WC, you guys had the chance to knock them off tbh

lefty
08-04-2016, 01:33 PM
lefty (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=6896)

Algeria is losing:depressed I remember being impressed by Algerias display against Germany in the 2014 WC, you guys had the chance to knock them off tbh
:cry we almost sccored then Honduras scored a few minutes later :lol

Yeah we screwed up in 2014 tbh

Honduras is good though


2-0 now :lmao

And we are playing Argentina and Portugal after that :lmao

TheGreatYacht
08-04-2016, 01:34 PM
Wtf it started already? How do I check the schedules?

lefty
08-04-2016, 01:38 PM
Fuck the Algerian FA

They changed half the roster just before the Olympics

Of course there is no chemistry

DAF86
08-04-2016, 01:42 PM
Wtf it started already? How do I check the schedules?

Missi vs Sidenaldo today son.

IronMaxipad
08-04-2016, 01:42 PM
Wtf it started already? How do I check the schedules?

Mexico play the Nazi's at 1pm pt

TheGreatYacht
08-04-2016, 01:45 PM
Missi vs Sidenaldo today son.
Argentina should win, tbh. You guys do pretty good in the group stage


Mexico play the Nazi's at 1pm pt
Hirving Lozano vs Julian Brandt :wow

Hate that we brought Talavera though. The coach hates Raul Gudiño for some reason

DAF86
08-04-2016, 01:50 PM
Argentina should win, tbh. You guys do pretty good in the group stage


Hirving Lozano vs Julian Brandt :wow

Hate that we brought Talavera though. The coach hates Raul Gudiño for some reason

We do pretty well on the 8vos too son. You should know, tbh.

Canyonero
08-04-2016, 01:52 PM
Fuck the Algerian FA

They changed half the roster just before the Olympics

Of course there is no chemistry

Algeriantina

lefty
08-04-2016, 01:54 PM
Algeriantina
:lol minus the WC titles

TheGreatYacht
08-04-2016, 02:05 PM
What channel are y'all watching this on? I can only find it on Telemundo

lefty
08-04-2016, 02:07 PM
What channel are y'all watching this on? I can only find it on Telemundo
http://www.livesoccertv.com/

TheGreatYacht
08-04-2016, 02:13 PM
Whoever just kicked the free kick for Algeria, #11, looks like Danilo lol

lefty
08-04-2016, 02:14 PM
We decided to wake up in the 2nd half


Better late than never I guess

lefty
08-04-2016, 02:14 PM
Whoever just kicked the free kick for Algeria, #11, looks like Danilo lol
:lol

That nikka Danilo scored a nice goal yesterday though

TheGreatYacht
08-04-2016, 02:14 PM
http://www.livesoccertv.com/
Bookmarked :tu

Damn man your team needs a poacher out there. Y'all should be up right now

IronMaxipad
08-04-2016, 02:15 PM
Algeria gonna comeback

TheGreatYacht
08-04-2016, 02:16 PM
:lol

That nikka Danilo scored a nice goal yesterday though
Brazilian defenders :lol

lefty
08-04-2016, 02:17 PM
Bookmarked :tu

Damn man your team needs a poacher out there. Y'all should be up right now

yeah; I wish Slimani was out there as one of the allowed 23+ years old, but Sporting said no :lol (they have the right to say no)

Bounedjah is a talented dribbler but he can't finish today lol


Algeria gonna comeback
:lol no

lefty
08-04-2016, 02:19 PM
Brazilian defenders :lol
:lol Marcelo has been on fire as well

Relevancy
08-04-2016, 02:19 PM
Wtf it started already? How do I check the schedules?http://www.fifa.com/mensolympic/matches/ Mex plays at 1 tbh

TheGreatYacht
08-04-2016, 02:20 PM
yeah; I wish Slimani was out there as one of the allowed 23+ years old, but Sporting said no :lol (they have the right to say no)

Bounedjah is a talented dribbler but he can't finish today lol
I knew a certain striker of Algerian descent that hasn't played international football all summer :depressed

lefty
08-04-2016, 02:22 PM
I knew a certain striker of Algerian descent that hasn't played international football all summer :depressed
:lol Avenged by his teammates Alphanaldo and Pepe
:lol France
:lol Karma is a bitch

lefty
08-04-2016, 02:24 PM
Meziane fuck you

TheGreatYacht
08-04-2016, 02:24 PM
:lol Avenged by his teammates Alphanaldo and Pepe
:lol France
:lol Karma is a bitch
:lol

OMFG that missed header by #10 .... That was Piguain-esque

lefty
08-04-2016, 02:26 PM
:lol

OMFG that missed header by #10 .... That was Piguain-esque
:lol tbh

lefty
08-04-2016, 02:27 PM
That's one

IronMaxipad
08-04-2016, 02:27 PM
:downspin:

TheGreatYacht
08-04-2016, 02:27 PM
Algeria with the Iceland blueprint :wow

lefty
08-04-2016, 02:32 PM
And fuck Adidas

lefty
08-04-2016, 02:32 PM
lol Algeria's #4 looks like Otamendi

IronMaxipad
08-04-2016, 02:37 PM
:lmao:lmao

lefty
08-04-2016, 02:38 PM
:lmao

lefty
08-04-2016, 02:39 PM
Our #1 GK got injured a few hours before the game




But man


still :lol

TheGreatYacht
08-04-2016, 02:40 PM
Un-fucking-lucky mate :lmao smh

lefty
08-04-2016, 02:40 PM
We should get a Gold Medal for dominating and losing

TheGreatYacht
08-04-2016, 02:41 PM
This is some FIFA cheese where you have 25 shots on target and lose while your opponent had 3 of them

lefty
08-04-2016, 02:43 PM
This is some FIFA cheese where you have 25 shots on target and lose while your opponent had 3 of them
:lol tbh

Watch those FIFA videos on YT where players hit 3 posts in a row followed by 2 saves on the line and weird bounces :lol

lefty
08-04-2016, 02:44 PM
Eh sure whatever

TheGreatYacht
08-04-2016, 02:44 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEI3N9kIyP4&feature=share

lefty
08-04-2016, 02:46 PM
That nikka Bounedjah plays with Xavi at Al-Sadd


He scored today because Xavi texted him "you can do it"

That's how great Xavi is at carrying players tbh

TheGreatYacht
08-04-2016, 02:47 PM
Another miss! Another one damn it!

lefty
08-04-2016, 02:48 PM
close .... fml :lol

lefty
08-04-2016, 02:56 PM
We would have won this one if our #1 GK didnt fuck up on 2 goals



It's ok we will destroy Argentina and Portugal




:lol not really

TheGreatYacht
08-04-2016, 03:04 PM
Really good starting XI, we'll see if we're ready to repeat

TheGreatYacht
08-04-2016, 03:06 PM
We would have won this one if our #1 GK didnt fuck up on 2 goals



It's ok we will destroy Argentina and Portugal




:lol not really
I believe!

TheGreatYacht
08-04-2016, 03:08 PM
So excited we have a prospect like Lozano

TheGreatYacht
08-04-2016, 03:21 PM
Get the momentum back from these faggots

Relevancy
08-04-2016, 03:22 PM
So excited we have a prospect like LozanoI'm more excited about tecatico tbh Lozano is pretty good too

Relevancy
08-04-2016, 03:27 PM
Shitt close

TheGreatYacht
08-04-2016, 03:27 PM
Fucking German keepers :pctoss:

Canyonero
08-04-2016, 03:27 PM
:lmao Man City paying €32M for that guy.

TheGreatYacht
08-04-2016, 03:29 PM
:lmao Man City paying €32M for that guy.
Who? I thought the only nazis they got were Gundogan and Sane lol

Relevancy
08-04-2016, 03:31 PM
:lmao Man City paying €32M for that guy.
Heard he's the next big thing in football do you know more about him? Don't really watch his games

Relevancy
08-04-2016, 03:32 PM
Who? I thought the only nazis they got were Gundogan and Sane lolGabriel Jesus

TheGreatYacht
08-04-2016, 03:33 PM
Of course this Perez bum is from Chivas :lol

Canyonero
08-04-2016, 03:36 PM
Heard he's the next big thing in football do you know more about him? Don't really watch his games

He was voted Brasileirao's best newcomer, scored like 12 goals in 15 games.

TheGreatYacht
08-04-2016, 03:38 PM
Torres Nilo and Peralta aren't good enough to be on this team tbh :lol

Shouldve called up Gio and Vela

Relevancy
08-04-2016, 03:39 PM
He was voted Brasileirao's best newcomer, scored like 12 goals in 15 games.them brazilians always developing talent

Relevancy
08-04-2016, 03:43 PM
Torres Nilo and Peralta aren't good enough to be on this team tbh :lol

Shouldve called up Gio and VelaHow come they didn't call Vela for the Copa America son?

TheGreatYacht
08-04-2016, 03:45 PM
Jesus Christ we suck at throw ins

TheGreatYacht
08-04-2016, 03:47 PM
Every fucking time. Motherfuckers can't throw a ball

Relevancy
08-04-2016, 03:55 PM
Meh Mexico has a chance to win a medal, even Brazil disappointed today, tied with South Africa:lol

140
08-04-2016, 04:07 PM
:lmao brazil

TheGreatYacht
08-04-2016, 04:09 PM
I knew you had it in you Peralta :cry

WE WON A SET PIECE OMFG

Relevancy
08-04-2016, 04:14 PM
Orrible Peralta carrying Mexico

Relevancy
08-04-2016, 04:19 PM
We actually answered back:wow thought we were gonna crumble after the germany goal, nice

TheGreatYacht
08-04-2016, 04:22 PM
Fiji & South Korea are in our group. If we can get out of this with points I'll be happy :)

TheGreatYacht
08-04-2016, 04:32 PM
Nazi keeper carrying per par

TheGreatYacht
08-04-2016, 04:35 PM
This ramen noodle head ass faggot killed us.

lefty
08-04-2016, 04:35 PM
Go go Mexico

TheGreatYacht
08-04-2016, 04:44 PM
Counter attack ball is loser ball, tbh.

I liked it better when we held the ball and made a pass or two

TheGreatYacht
08-04-2016, 04:48 PM
Swear to god, only Mexican coaches sub out all 3 best players. Subbed out Lozano, Peralta, and Pizzaro lmao

Canyonero
08-04-2016, 04:49 PM
Swear to god, only Mexican coaches sub out all 3 best players. Subbed out Lozano, Peralta, and Pizzaro lmao

Stop crying faggot, you are winning this shitty Gold medal.

TheGreatYacht
08-04-2016, 04:53 PM
Stop crying faggot, you are winning this shitty Gold medal.
Nope. I didn't think any of them scrub ass Conmebol teams were going to stop us and we got smacked the fuck up. A meltdown can happen anytime to Mexico :lol

Canyonero
08-04-2016, 05:26 PM
:lmao these scrubs

TheGreatYacht
08-04-2016, 05:26 PM
:cry Ronaldo's Euro win motivating the youth :cry

140
08-04-2016, 05:26 PM
:wow

ElNono
08-04-2016, 05:27 PM
just got home and tuned in, and we're losing now?

140
08-04-2016, 05:27 PM
:cry Ronaldo's Euro win motivating the youth :cry

TheGreatYacht
08-04-2016, 05:29 PM
just got home and tuned in, and we're losing now?
Water is wet. Grass is green. Messi is short

ElNono
08-04-2016, 05:32 PM
Water is wet. Grass is green. Messi is short

yeah, this team is really shit, tbh... I just checked the score, it was 0-0, turn on the TV it's 1-0 :lol

TheGreatYacht
08-04-2016, 05:32 PM
Rulli is the only positive thing coming from the Argie youth tbh

TheGreatYacht
08-04-2016, 05:34 PM
yeah, this team is really shit, tbh... I just checked the score, it was 0-0, turn on the TV it's 1-0 :lol
The way things are going for all of your national teams... Mexico might fuck around and knock y'all out in the knockout stage :wow

ElNono
08-04-2016, 05:34 PM
can't stand Correa... he's the Rojo of forwards

ElNono
08-04-2016, 05:35 PM
The way things are going for all of your national teams... Mexico might fuck around and knock y'all out in the knockout stage :wow

:lol slow down, beavis... we actually have to get to the knockout stage for that

ElNono
08-04-2016, 05:41 PM
:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao :lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

140
08-04-2016, 05:42 PM
:lmao

ElNono
08-04-2016, 05:42 PM
:lmao
:lmao
:lmao
:lmao
:lmao
:lmao
:lmao
:lmao
:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

TheGreatYacht
08-04-2016, 05:42 PM
Omfg :lmao I will never bitch about my keeper again :lmao

Canyonero
08-04-2016, 05:42 PM
:lmao:lmao Rulli pulling a Casillas

TheGreatYacht
08-04-2016, 05:43 PM
:cry Ronaldo's ghost blew that through the keeper's legs :cry

ElNono
08-04-2016, 05:44 PM
if this is what the post-diego, post-missi era looks like, we're done, tbh... probably only gonna beat the Venezeulas and Mexicos of the world, and that's about it...

140
08-04-2016, 05:46 PM
:lol olé chants

TheGreatYacht
08-04-2016, 05:48 PM
The Portuguese names on the kits falling off :lol

DAF86
08-04-2016, 05:51 PM
:cry Ronaldo's Euro win motivating the youth :cry

Sidenaldo's powers seem to increase the further away from the pitch he is. :wow:

ElNono
08-04-2016, 05:51 PM
:lol on top of shitty, sore losers because your goalie is a faggot

DAF86
08-04-2016, 05:53 PM
if this is what the post-diego, post-missi era looks like, we're done, tbh... probably only gonna beat the Venezeulas and Mexicos of the world, and that's about it...

We took like a 1/10 of the players we were going to take. And the leftover coach didn't even play the few good folks he had left. Expect Pavon and Lo Celso to be starters next game.

TheGreatYacht
08-04-2016, 05:53 PM
Sidenaldo's powers seem to increase the further away from the pitch he is. :wow:
When it's all boiled down::

Ronaldo - 1
Missi - 0

ElNono
08-04-2016, 05:56 PM
We took like a 1/10 of the players we were going to take. And the leftover coach didn't even play the few good folks he had left. Expect Pavon and Lo Celso to be starters next game.

This nigga was the women's team coach, you really can't tell the difference... bunch of talentless bitches...

140
08-04-2016, 05:56 PM
Those guys probably got a motivational speech from Godnaldo before the game tbh

Canyonero
08-04-2016, 06:32 PM
This nigga was the women's team coach, you really can't tell the difference... bunch of talentless bitches...

The "original" team would have been awesome

Rulli
Gomez-Mammana-Mussachio-Funes Mori
Kranevitter-Ascacibar
Correa-Lanzini-Lo Celso
Dybala

Relevancy
08-04-2016, 06:35 PM
if this is what the post-diego, post-missi era looks like, we're done, tbh... probably only gonna beat the Venezeulas and Mexicos of the world, and that's about it...:lmao without Messi you guys are done son, I heard that Dybala guy is pretty good tho:lmao

But seriously though you guys develop all-time great talents, the next Messi/Maradona was probably just born or is in on his way tbh.

Canyonero
08-04-2016, 06:39 PM
:lmao without Messi you guys are done son, I heard that Dybala guy is pretty good tho:lmao

But seriously though you guys develop all-time great talents, the next Messi/Maradona was probably just born or is in on his way tbh.

I hope some of the Argie-Brazilians babies made during the last WC develpo into great players.

lefty
08-04-2016, 07:00 PM
:cry Ronaldo's Euro win motivating the youth :cry

lefty
08-04-2016, 07:00 PM
:lol Argentina's GK emulating the Algerian GK

Relevancy
08-04-2016, 07:18 PM
I hope some of the Argie-Brazilians babies made during the last WC develpo into great players.imagine a player with Missis dribbling and flair of Ronaldihno:wow

Canyonero
08-04-2016, 07:36 PM
imagine a player with Missis dribbling and flair of Ronaldihno:wow

And Biglia's eyes

Canyonero
08-04-2016, 07:55 PM
South Korea just won 8-0 against Fiji :wow

Holy shit if these guys leave one of Mexico/Germany out :lmao

lefty
08-07-2016, 03:27 PM
Oh great

Our shitty GK is starting vs Argentina

TheGreatYacht
08-07-2016, 03:52 PM
Nazis get lucky against Korea

TheGreatYacht
08-07-2016, 03:54 PM
If Germany doesn't blow out Fiji by 4+ goals... A Mexico/Korea tie could knock them out lmao

Canyonero
08-07-2016, 04:26 PM
Fucking arab ref helping his brother country.

Canyonero
08-07-2016, 04:34 PM
Another ISIS guy injured.

ElNono
08-07-2016, 04:43 PM
both these teams looks like headless chicken running after the ball, tbh

ElNono
08-07-2016, 04:49 PM
Still a fan of Cuesta, but smh that redcard

Canyonero
08-07-2016, 04:50 PM
:lmao this Argie squad
:lmao teams not releasing our best players
:lmao watching Brazil or Mexico winning the gold

TheGreatYacht
08-07-2016, 04:52 PM
lefty #7 Bounejah can't finish for shit. Is he good?

ElNono
08-07-2016, 04:52 PM
We took like a 1/10 of the players we were going to take. And the leftover coach didn't even play the few good folks he had left. Expect Pavon and Lo Celso to be starters next game.

So did Lo Celso and Pavon start this game?

You know what the problem is with this team? They don't know what they're playing. The defense is a disaster, and on attack, it's whatever we can figure out. Zero structure.

Plus you have guys like Correa that thinks he's better than he really is. I don't know Dybala would've fixed this shit, tbh... this team has no idea what kind of football they're playing.

lefty
08-07-2016, 05:08 PM
lefty #7 Bounejah can't finish for shit. Is he good?

Good dribbler and shitty finisher

lefty
08-07-2016, 05:09 PM
:lmao 11 vs 10 and we concede

Canyonero
08-07-2016, 05:09 PM
:lol:lol

Correa showing a "I (L) you ElNono" shirt

Canyonero
08-07-2016, 05:10 PM
River Plate fan making 7 gestures to the Brazilian fans :lmao

TheGreatYacht
08-07-2016, 05:11 PM
Possibly the worst GK I've ever seen. I doubt he ever gets another contract

Canyonero
08-07-2016, 05:13 PM
Possibly the worst GK I've ever seen. I doubt he ever gets another contract

He signed for Real Madrid.

lefty
08-07-2016, 05:28 PM
We have the worst D ever

TheGreatYacht
08-07-2016, 05:30 PM
I was going to tell y'all, watch Algeria get a double yellow here :lmao

Canyonero
08-07-2016, 05:32 PM
:lol mini Higuain scoring.

TheGreatYacht
08-07-2016, 05:33 PM
The goalie slapped it off the Argie and it went it :lmao

FBI better keep an eye on him, no way his countrymen don't make him kill himself

lefty
08-07-2016, 05:34 PM
Our football IQ isn't the highest

Another dumb goal conceded

lefty
08-07-2016, 05:44 PM
Thanks Algerian FA for changing half the roster before the Olympics


Assholes

ElNono
08-07-2016, 06:00 PM
I was so disgusted I didn't watch the 2nd half...

DAF86
08-07-2016, 06:05 PM
So did Lo Celso and Pavon start this game?

You know what the problem is with this team? They don't know what they're playing. The defense is a disaster, and on attack, it's whatever we can figure out. Zero structure.

Plus you have guys like Correa that thinks he's better than he really is. I don't know Dybala would've fixed this shit, tbh... this team has no idea what kind of football they're playing.

Yes, they did. Team is a mess, tbh. I don't know how Olarticoechea ever got a coaching gig.

140
08-07-2016, 10:06 PM
:lmao Brazil :lmao

TheGreatYacht
08-07-2016, 10:24 PM
Missi passed his choking powers to NeymALPHA :depressed

lefty
08-07-2016, 10:34 PM
:lmao Brazil :lmao
:lol today's Brazil

140
08-07-2016, 10:53 PM
:lol today's Brazil
:lol






















:depressed

DAF86
08-07-2016, 11:31 PM
Not getting past the group stage against the likes of Denmark, Iraq, and Southafrica would it be worst than 7? It's close, imho.

TheGreatYacht
08-07-2016, 11:37 PM
Did the crowd boo?

140
08-08-2016, 06:32 AM
Did the crowd boo?
yes, tbh

Canyonero
08-08-2016, 08:47 AM
Not getting past the group stage against the likes of Denmark, Iraq, and Southafrica would it be worst than 7? It's close, imho.

Nothing can be worse than 7 imo.

Well maybe 8.

Relevancy
08-08-2016, 10:34 AM
If Brazil doesn't win the gold:lmao

dfens
08-08-2016, 02:47 PM
If Brazil doesn't win the gold:lmao

if brazil doesn't qualify from their group :lmao

Relevancy
08-08-2016, 04:30 PM
if brazil doesn't qualify from their group :lmaolol if they don't qualify to the next round at least the players better watch their back.

That 7-0 is still haunting them it seems, you guys wrecked them tbh.

apalisoc_9
08-08-2016, 06:44 PM
Germany getting eliminated in the first round :lmao

dfens
08-09-2016, 08:15 AM
Germany getting eliminated in the first round :lmao

germany's Z team getting eliminated in the first round. nobody cares about this bums here son, they ain't even getting tv coverage, only sports news is about which players bayern wants to buy/sell and handball/swimming/random olympic sports :lmao keep trying tbh.

ElNono
08-09-2016, 09:53 AM
Germany getting eliminated in the first round :lmao

I gather there was no "bold leadership" nor "overachieved" there... crofl

Maybe the coach forgot to sniff his balls, tbh... :lol

dfens
08-09-2016, 12:27 PM
I gather there was no "bold leadership" nor "overachieved" there... crofl

Maybe the coach forgot to sniff his balls, tbh... :lol

son this was neither "bold leadership" nor "overachieved" nor "choke" nor "sniff the magic balls" ... it was germany doesn't give a fuck about this amateur competition so we sent a no name team which got less press coverage than the handball/tennis/whatever other shit people do at the olympics.

big talk is for big competitions tbh .. and we sure back it up, like that rape of brazil or that ring we took from misty's hands or that only a cheating france could stop us at the euros.

you know you are the best footballing nation on the planet when people pick on your amateur teams tbh. :lol

Canyonero
08-09-2016, 12:39 PM
I gather there was no "bold leadership" nor "overachieved" there... crofl

Maybe the coach forgot to sniff his balls, tbh... :lol

:lmao:lmao

dfens
08-09-2016, 02:26 PM
:lmao:lmao

it's a german custom son, serious business tbh :lmao

dfens
08-09-2016, 02:28 PM
I gather there was no "bold leadership" nor "overachieved" there... crofl

Maybe the coach forgot to sniff his balls, tbh... :lol

btw son is misty playing or is he too scared that world class teams like iraq and beirut are gonna bomb the argie goal?

N0 LyF3 ScRuB
08-09-2016, 07:17 PM
btw son is misty playing or is he too scared that world class teams like iraq and beirut are gonna bomb the argie goal?

Am what I seeing from the Bender brothers accurate? If so, I don't see why Arsenal scouts are so high on them... They were even talking about prying both from Dortmund... only 27 appearences on the NT between them at 26.. I guess that roster is hard to crack

ElNono
08-09-2016, 07:28 PM
btw son is misty playing or is he too scared that world class teams like iraq and beirut are gonna bomb the argie goal?

Haven't heard a thing about Missi since he went dumb blonde, tbh...

Canyonero
08-09-2016, 07:33 PM
Messi already won this shit so no need to play again.

dfens
08-10-2016, 06:03 AM
Am what I seeing from the Bender brothers accurate? If so, I don't see why Arsenal scouts are so high on them... They were even talking about prying both from Dortmund... only 27 appearences on the NT between them at 26.. I guess that roster is hard to crack

these niggas are on the B/C team, sometimes the manager gives them a selection out of pity, against the likes of denmark/slovakia/hungary.

dfens
08-10-2016, 06:10 AM
Messi already won this shit so no need to play again.

forgot that misty won this most prestigious tournament for argentina. he finally has something over other GOATs.

Canyonero
08-10-2016, 09:40 AM
forgot that misty won this most prestigious tournament for argentina. he finally has something over other GOATs.

:lol if you want to troll please get your facts straight first.

dfens
08-10-2016, 09:49 AM
:lol if you want to troll please get your facts straight first.

sorry son, I don't follow the d-league of football tournaments this closely. props for missy and argentina for winning something.

dfens
08-10-2016, 09:54 AM
niggas I tried to watch a game and it bored me so much that i started unconsciously doing work tasks while watching :lol

Canyonero
08-10-2016, 09:54 AM
sorry son, I don't follow the d-league of football tournaments this closely. props for missy and argentina for winning something.

Only NT to win all major FIFA titles :toast

lefty
08-10-2016, 11:48 AM
Det gol by Algeria :wow

Relevancy
08-10-2016, 11:49 AM
Penalty for Honduras to take the lead against Argentina

Canyonero
08-10-2016, 11:50 AM
:lmao our destroyed youth teams

Canyonero
08-10-2016, 11:51 AM
Rulli :wow

Relevancy
08-10-2016, 11:52 AM
lol what a surprise he missed

Relevancy
08-10-2016, 12:04 PM
you know this youth tournament is shit when Honduras has a chance to advance to the next round, still can't believe Brazil hasn't won a gold, hell we even won one

TheGreatYacht
08-10-2016, 12:09 PM
What happens if HON-ARG tie? The Argies out?

Relevancy
08-10-2016, 12:12 PM
Yeah Argentina is eliminated if they tie because of the goal difference

TheGreatYacht
08-10-2016, 12:16 PM
Correa :lmao

Missi curse :lmao

TheGreatYacht
08-10-2016, 12:17 PM
Yeah Argentina is eliminated if they tie because of the goal difference
Thanks :tu

Canyonero
08-10-2016, 12:21 PM
:lol Argentina's C team

Canyonero
08-10-2016, 12:34 PM
I had 0 hopes for a medal but this is increíble :lmao

Relevancy
08-10-2016, 12:38 PM
Honduras pounding that Argie ass tbh, why didn't Argentina take their best players like Dybala etc?

Also a lot of people were overrating the shit out of Correa but he hasn't even done shit against these amateur teams

Canyonero
08-10-2016, 12:44 PM
Honduras pounding that Argie ass tbh, why didn't Argentina take their best players like Dybala etc?

Also a lot of people were overrating the shit out of Correa but he hasn't even done shit against these amateur teams

Because European teams didn't allow them to go. Thus no Dybala, no Kranevitter, no Icardi, no Mamanna, etc.

dfens
08-10-2016, 12:46 PM
Honduras pounding that Argie ass tbh, why didn't Argentina take their best players like Dybala etc?

Also a lot of people were overrating the shit out of Correa but he hasn't even done shit against these amateur teams

cmon sons wtf is going on with south america ? brazil got their pussy pounded by iraq and you argie sons by honduras :lol. at least our 97548643 team didn't lose and played with mexico and south korea (wc qualifier level teams). if there ever was a moody for football tournaments the copa america would've gone bust by now tbh. Lord allmighty, I expectated better from my retirement country.

lefty
08-10-2016, 12:49 PM
:lmao you're going down with us

Canyonero
08-10-2016, 12:50 PM
:lmao look at that

Relevancy
08-10-2016, 12:52 PM
Because European teams didn't allow them to go. Thus no Dybala, no Kranevitter, no Icardi, no Mamanna, etc.Oh that sucks

Canyonero
08-10-2016, 12:53 PM
Goal :cry

Relevancy
08-10-2016, 12:56 PM
cmon sons wtf is going on with south america ? brazil got their pussy pounded by iraq and you argie sons by honduras :lol. at least our 97548643 team didn't lose and played with mexico and south korea (wc qualifier level teams). if there ever was a moody for football tournaments the copa america would've gone bust by now tbh. Lord allmighty, I expectated better from my retirement country.whether south americans want to admit it or not Europe rules Football right now, it looks like Portugal has a big chance to win the gold imo.

Chile might be the only south american team that can go toe to toe against the likes of Italy(now on the rise) or Germany..

dfens
08-10-2016, 12:57 PM
Only NT to win all major FIFA titles :toast

son :toast

Canyonero
08-10-2016, 12:59 PM
son :toast

NEA :lol this team was destined for failure

TheGreatYacht
08-10-2016, 01:04 PM
I don't wanna laugh yet, Korea got me shook cuz

Relevancy
08-10-2016, 01:05 PM
Hopefully we can win against Corea Del Sur but they seem pretty good in youth level

DAF86
08-10-2016, 01:16 PM
cmon sons wtf is going on with south america ? brazil got their pussy pounded by iraq and you argie sons by honduras :lol. at least our 97548643 team didn't lose and played with mexico and south korea (wc qualifier level teams). if there ever was a moody for football tournaments the copa america would've gone bust by now tbh. Lord allmighty, I expectated better from my retirement country.

What's the matter son, the "Z team" excuse only works for Germany now? You have some solid double standards son. :lol

TheGreatYacht
08-10-2016, 01:47 PM
Argie brought the best they got, quit lying sons. This is basically the A-Team now since all those chokers retired

140
08-10-2016, 02:02 PM
Argie brought the best they got, quit lying sons. This is basically the A-Team now since all those chokers retired

DAF86
08-10-2016, 02:04 PM
Argie brought the best they got, quit lying sons. This is basically the A-Team now since all those chokers retired

We didn't even care to get a coach for this shit son. :lol

Canyonero
08-10-2016, 02:06 PM
140 you better don't choke against Denmark son. Win the gold for S.America

dfens
08-10-2016, 02:09 PM
whether south americans want to admit it or not Europe rules Football right now, it looks like Portugal has a big chance to win the gold imo.

Chile might be the only south american team that can go toe to toe against the likes of Italy(now on the rise) or Germany..

what the fuck did I just read? sons, besides spain chile has no fucking chance against a 1st tier euro team. France, germany, italy, netherlands would roll them at set pieces and physical play. Just because they beat a choking argentina side doesn't make them anything more than what they are, a 2nd tier team. They play a single style, have no space for variation and are exposed to a number of strategies. Their personnel isn't anything special, even for a 2nd tier. Shit, i'd put money on croatia/poland/belgium to beat these clown. I'd even put on england if they came to play. Yes, you read that right.


NEA :lol this team was destined for failure
son, for you and my argie niggas here I hope the next misty is on his way, this one mailed it in tbh.


What's the matter son, the "Z team" excuse only works for Germany now? You have some solid double standards son. :lol
son there is the A-team, the B-team, the C-team and the "hoping to get a call from low"-team. This team is just a no name placeholder. They aren't even televised in germany and we have lower division games and handball. If we had any quality players there I'd say it myself that we choked. Shit I even said we choked against france because we weren't flexible tactically, when 99% of the german fans would've cried foul play. But the football olympics ... nobody cares about this shit son.


Argie brought the best they got, quit lying sons. This is basically the A-Team now since all those chokers retired
son quit trolling these niggas, they're upset as it is.

140
08-10-2016, 02:34 PM
140 (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=49590) you better don't choke against Denmark son. Win the gold for S.America
I want them to choke hard af...bunch of faggots led by the biggest faggot of them all, gaymar. I wish he'd pull a missy and quit the NT tbh :lol

TheGreatYacht
08-10-2016, 02:43 PM
Fucking Fiji. Only trying against Mexico.

These Korean fucks getting lucky so far

spursistan
08-10-2016, 02:49 PM
on serious note, really think soccer has no place in the Olympics..no point in running a two-week long 3rd/4th tier competition of its kind for the men (keep it for women) fielding a bunch of obscure names.. ..

TheGreatYacht
08-10-2016, 02:51 PM
on serious note, really think soccer has no place in the Olympics..no point in running a two-week long 3rd/4th tier competition of its kind for the men (keep it for women) fielding a bunch of obscure names.. ..
Tune to USA channel, there's a horse dancing competition in the Olympics :lol it's called "Dressage"

I don't mind watching the prospects of other countries gain some experience tbh

dfens
08-10-2016, 03:12 PM
Tune to USA channel, there's a horse dancing competition in the Olympics :lol it's called "Dressage"

I don't mind watching the prospects of other countries gain some experience tbh

lol olympics, nobody gives a fuck about these sports: horse dancing, nigga taming, usa beating every team by 50 at basketball, brazil choking against fiji/iraq/vatican, swimming one handed/2 handed/with your dick, sword dancing, cosplaying .... just a big celebration of selling shit to suckers tbh.

resistanze
08-10-2016, 03:14 PM
what the fuck did I just read? sons, besides spain chile has no fucking chance against a 1st tier euro team. France, germany, italy, netherlands would roll them at set pieces and physical play. Just because they beat a choking argentina side doesn't make them anything more than what they are, a 2nd tier team. They play a single style, have no space for variation and are exposed to a number of strategies. Their personnel isn't anything special, even for a 2nd tier. Shit, i'd put money on croatia/poland/belgium to beat these clown. I'd even put on england if they came to play. Yes, you read that right.

Stop it. A shit Portugal team that was eliminated in the group stage (under normal rules) are the champs of Europe :lmao

Stop gassing these overrated fgts up, tbh

Darth_Pelican
08-10-2016, 03:24 PM
:lol Germany winning 9-0 in the 68th minute vs. Fiji

TheGreatYacht
08-10-2016, 03:28 PM
Mexico can't get past the Korean bus and post

dfens
08-10-2016, 03:31 PM
Stop it. A shit Portugal team that was eliminated in the group stage (under normal rules) are the champs of Europe :lmao

Stop gassing these overrated fgts up, tbh

son portugal is a 3rd tier team that benefited from the most luck i've ever seen : best possible bracket and best possible luck/penaldos/etc. They still beat france on their turf, if chile played france on stade de france them african niggas would've ran over that midget team.

All this talk about europe this europe that and the rest of the world hasn't won a world cup since 2002 ... but but but europe is overrated :lol, yall niggas are funny tbh .... with italy and england going through horrible droughts in the last 10 years and still we're the ones DOMINATING the game, DOMINATING the knockout stages and finals in the world cup. Y'all sons can talk all you want, we winning niggas and we're growing stronger. Italy is starting to produce talent, netherlands will bounce back, england can't continue being this bad, belgium is growing, france is growing, we're going nowhere, spain is going nowhere.

Meanwhile south american teams are busy getting their shit pushed in by iraq and honduras at a no name competitions nobody in their right mind is giving a fuck about :lmao You look at argentina and see it going downwards with no hope in sight, you look at brasil and see africa, you look at chile and you see an inflated 2nd tier who gets exposed constantly at world cups. Meanwhile you are getting cucked live on your own back yard with bra7il and misty giving us the world cup.

Mark my words niggas, it'll take a LONG time for that world cup to find it's way back to south america. you know and I know it. so let's keep it real tbh, in the grand scheme of things europe is going from great to greater while everybody else is going down.

To my argie niggas that are upset this summer, y'all can always bandwagon the daddy team, we're going barbarossa 2.0 in '18 and this time there is no ducking the fan draft.