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TDMVPDPOY
07-02-2016, 11:02 PM
parsons to sign with memphis on 94/4

most overrated fcker who has done jackshit in his career, going to get paid 24m a year? wtf thats fkn like franchise player money

Stalin
07-02-2016, 11:26 PM
:lol Today's NBA.

lefty
07-03-2016, 12:34 AM
:lol Today's NBA.

jeebus
07-03-2016, 01:42 AM
http://i.imgur.com/ik31Kd3.gif

Joseph Kony
07-03-2016, 01:43 AM
Parsons is the most overrated player in the league. If he wasn't white no one would even care about him

Sean Cagney
07-03-2016, 01:44 AM
Parsons is the most overrated player in the league. If he wasn't white no one would even care about him

He is okay at best, decent when playing well. They pay him this and they pay Conley like he is Jordan, damn idiots :lol

Chris
07-03-2016, 02:15 AM
:lol Today's NBA.

HI-FI
07-03-2016, 02:18 AM
:lol Today's NBA.

whitemamba
07-03-2016, 03:26 AM
:lol Today's NBA.

Cessation
07-03-2016, 05:08 AM
:lol Today's NBA.

Xevious
07-03-2016, 05:51 AM
:lol Today's NBA.
I'm about to jump on board with this movement.

lol at the Spurs showing interest in Conley this off season.

Spurs9
07-03-2016, 06:19 AM
:lol Today's NBA.

Molotov
07-03-2016, 06:37 AM
:lol Today's NBA.

Cry Havoc
07-03-2016, 01:39 PM
Worse than the Mosgov deal? Yes or no?

Spurs9
07-03-2016, 11:37 PM
Worse than the Mosgov deal? Yes or no?

Yes

Thread
07-08-2016, 09:53 PM
And that SOB is trendsetting in Memphis..."Being the first big-name free agent to come here, I think that's special, and I want to be a trendsetter here," Parsons said Friday.

tonight...you
07-08-2016, 09:59 PM
And that SOB is trendsetting in Memphis..."Being the first big-name free agent to come here, I think that's special, and I want to be a trendsetter here," Parsons said Friday.
And how is that a problem for you, in what way? What's tickling your booty-hurt bone over this?

Spurtacular
07-09-2016, 04:40 AM
There has been so many sh** contracts this offseason. NBA execs desperate it seems.

Obstructed_View
07-09-2016, 05:34 AM
And still debatable whether he's the most overpaid person on his own team.

spankadelphia
07-09-2016, 05:41 AM
3 max players who won't even sniff the All-Star team next year. They might let Conley sneak in to justify his absurd contract, but he won't even be a top 5 PG next year.

This isn't going to end well for the Grizzlies.

StrengthAndHonor
07-09-2016, 10:32 AM
Parsons is the most overrated player in the league. If he wasn't white no one would even care about him
People cared enough to offer Evan Turner and Allen Crabbe $150 million.

TDMVPDPOY
07-09-2016, 11:15 AM
notice many good non americans are gettin low balled, while a pos like parsons gets 94/4

skmblz
07-09-2016, 11:57 AM
And that SOB is trendsetting in Memphis..."Being the first big-name free agent to come here, I think that's special, and I want to be a trendsetter here," Parsons said Friday.

big-name free agent:lmao

what is he smokin?

maverick1948
07-09-2016, 12:30 PM
I am loving it as I watch teams spend like crazy. Just because the salary cap goes up next year doesn't mean you should spend it all now. What happens when they realize that they have very little to spend next season as the salaries increase and they have nothing left to pay a big name free agent.

Spurs are doing it right. Hang on to as much as you can and watch what happens from year to year. Then spend (LMA) as you need to and have it to spend.

Mikeanaro
07-09-2016, 01:38 PM
Pretty stupid, sound like a money laundering deal.

spursistan
07-09-2016, 04:49 PM
3 max players who won't even sniff the All-Star team next year. They might let Conley sneak in to justify his absurd contract, but he won't even be a top 5 PG next year.

This isn't going to end well for the Grizzlies.
an overpriced, borderline damaged goods Hawks West ..ouch..

TheCultOfPersonality
07-11-2016, 06:55 AM
3 max players who won't even sniff the All-Star team next year. They might let Conley sneak in to justify his absurd contract, but he won't even be a top 5 PG next year.


This isn't going to end well for the Grizzlies.And none of three will come close to leading the Grizzlies to a NBA championship.


The Conley contract is the worst of them all because he got the contract despite not even being good last season, never being elite in any category, nor ever being the best player on his own team. You mean to tell me that last season Conley averaging 15ppg and 6apg on 42% shooting 36% from 3, and being atrocious on defense was worth 5 years and $153 million? And there's more of a chance of Conley being the same player he was last season than becoming an elite point guard. Worse contract in the NBA right now.

TheCultOfPersonality
07-11-2016, 07:16 AM
big-name free agent:lmao

what is he smokin? He's not a big name free agent. Parsons isn't even relevant outside of Texas or Florida. Parsons is not the first or only one calling himself a big name free agent. The Memphis media has been doing this too. They also don't have a problem with the Conley contract either. So what are the Memphis media smoking?

spankadelphia
07-12-2016, 03:44 AM
Worst case scenario, the core tanks in 1-2 years and we lose a couple of lottery picks in loaded drafts. That's probably what will happen.

spursistan
11-20-2016, 07:45 PM
800497897884225537


Source: Chandler Parsons has a bone bruise in his left knee that could cause him to miss up to two weeks. That is not the knee that Parsons has had surgically repaired twice. The Grizzlies announced that Parsons will miss Monday's game in Charlotte, the second straight game he will miss.

94 fuckin millions :lmao

spursistan
11-20-2016, 07:47 PM
http://i.imgur.com/ik31Kd3.gif

:lol

-21-
11-20-2016, 08:06 PM
One of the few things Cuban got right is not re-signing this guy. :lol

spursistan
11-20-2016, 08:39 PM
this is going to end up as the worst contract of the 2016 offseason..Dude can barely stay on court..

HarlemHeat37
11-20-2016, 08:42 PM
White American basketball players, tbh..their success was largely based on politics..

If Parsons had been born about 30 years earlier, he would be Larry Bird..

spursistan
11-20-2016, 08:48 PM
White American basketball players, tbh..their success was largely based on politics..

If Parsons had been born about 30 years earlier, he would be Larry Bird..

Nobody touched Ezeli in the offseason because of his shot knees while this dude gets 100m carrying the same red flag :lol

spursistan
11-20-2016, 08:59 PM
800497897884225537



94 fuckin millions :lmao
TheCultOfPersonality

TimDunkem
11-20-2016, 09:53 PM
Even if he was healthy, how did he even get that contract? He's not great at any one thing...He's the king of mediocrity.

apalisoc_9
11-20-2016, 09:59 PM
:lmao

Ennis is a better fit with the Starters anyway...Only problem is, outside of Randolph their bench is basically a collection of D-League players, a rookie with some potential and some guys you would barely recognize.

TheCultOfPersonality
11-22-2016, 06:20 AM
I just hope that Parsons doesn't turn into another Brandon Wright. Overpaying for complimentary players/roleplayer and asking them to be main guys is what organizations that suck at drafting do. Unfortunately the Grizzlies are in this category.

TDMVPDPOY
11-22-2016, 06:33 AM
remember when cucket fans said he was better then kawhi...

lmao

lefty
11-22-2016, 09:06 AM
:lol today's NBA
:lol Parsons wouldnt have been drafted in the 80s-90s

spursistan
12-26-2016, 08:48 PM
809786885799284737

:lmao this signing

Fabbs
12-26-2016, 08:53 PM
And that SOB is trendsetting in Memphis..."Being the first big-name free agent to come here, I think that's special, and I want to be a trendsetter here," Parsons said Friday.
Ya I don't know if we were listening to the same interview but the piece I caught he was justifying the contract. Interviewer raised the question about being overpaid and he went on and on about how he earned it.
What a piece of work.

:lol todays NBA.

timtonymanu
12-26-2016, 08:54 PM
Remember Rockets fans saying Parsons > Leonard years back :lol

140
12-27-2016, 04:32 AM
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Czz1AXEWQAAaWYv.jpg

Killakobe81
12-27-2016, 07:41 AM
809786885799284737

:lmao this signing

That is awesome ...dude thinks he is a celebrity model. Ran around DFW like a ppor man's David Beckham...

spursistan
12-27-2016, 02:25 PM
That is awesome ...dude thinks he is a celebrity model. Ran around DFW like a ppor man's David Beckham...
813579880415817729

Not sure how this guy keeps finessing teams out of big money..he's definitely got a snake oil salesman for an agent..it isn't like there wasn't any red flags with his knees as he finished the last two seasons on the shelf ..even his buddy Cubes had to pass up on overpaying him, which says quite something..

HarlemHeat37
12-27-2016, 02:30 PM
Parsons is a product of White American privilege, tbh..same reason Kyle Singler is in an NBA rotation, Jon Leuer is starting, etc..also why Jimmer Fredette received so many chances, despite clearly being a D-league level talent..

It was easier to hide back in the 80s and 90s, since social media didn't exist, and we didn't have a 24/7 news cycle..if you put Parsons in the 80s, he would be viewed as a megastar and Larry Bird's rival..

The Third Man
12-28-2016, 01:40 AM
Remember Daryl Morey waving goodbye as soon as he was off his rookie contract?

spurraider21
12-28-2016, 03:16 AM
if you put Parsons in the 80s, he would be viewed as a megastar and Larry Bird's rival..were there no white americans at that time who were considered average or below average nba players or were they all superstars?

Kawhitstorm
12-28-2016, 03:52 AM
Parsons is a product of White American privilege, tbh..same reason Kyle Singler is in an NBA rotation, Jon Leuer is starting, etc..

Leave Jon Leuer out of this, he can actually play & is earning his slave money compared to Kyle freakin' Singler.:lol

spursistan
01-04-2017, 01:19 AM
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140
01-04-2017, 08:13 AM
If the Mavs future looks bleak enough as it is I can't even imagine how bad it would be had they strapped themselves for 4 years with this dude...I'd probably give up on the NBA until the next decade tbh :lol

Spurs9
01-04-2017, 10:06 AM
I haven't been following, why aren't they playing him exactly? I always thought this dude was way overrated.

daledondale
01-04-2017, 10:20 AM
Dallas is waiting the next Nowitzki, if not there's a dark future.

100%duncan
01-05-2017, 05:47 AM
I haven't been following, why aren't they playing him exactly? I always thought this dude was way overrated.

Same question

spursistan
01-05-2017, 01:33 PM
I haven't been following, why aren't they playing him exactly? I always thought this dude was way overrated.


Same question

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Westbrook/Harden put those numbers in one single OT game :lol..

spursistan
02-26-2017, 06:56 PM
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spursistan
02-26-2017, 07:02 PM
^^ this is shaping up to be an all timer in the list of the worst ever contracts.. Maybe he should be given another off-season for more rehab , but i wouldn't be surprised if he's really not a legitimate NBA player anymore..

140
02-26-2017, 07:07 PM
Hasheem Thabeet :lol talk about a shitty draft selection, tbh

Leetonidas
02-26-2017, 07:08 PM
This might be the worst contract in league history. Lmao grizzlies splitting 50m between him and Conley

SAGirl
02-26-2017, 07:53 PM
^^ this is shaping up to be an all timer in the list of the worst ever contracts.. Maybe he should be given another off-season for more rehab , but i wouldn't be surprised if he's really not a legitimate NBA player anymore..
Even his jumpshots are not falling and he wasn't this bad of a shooter when healthy. ...

Mal
02-27-2017, 01:17 PM
This might be the worst contract in league history. Lmao grizzlies splitting 50m between him and Conley

Joakim Noah, Mozgov, Deng, Miles Plumlee !!

Leetonidas
02-27-2017, 02:40 PM
Joakim Noah, Mozgov, Deng, Miles Plumlee !!

Noah has a case. The others at least play. Chandler is beyond awful though. At least Noah was a DPOY at one point, Chandler never did shit besides be injured and somehow scored a 94m deal because of it :lol

140
03-13-2017, 07:10 PM
841439661545332736

:lol

TheCultOfPersonality
03-13-2017, 07:14 PM
841439661545332736

:lol

Is this the worst ? Yes. Especially considering that Parsons was never really all that to begin with.

spursistan
03-13-2017, 07:17 PM
:lmao..

The worst part is that this was predictable...

spursistan
03-13-2017, 07:22 PM
Is this the worst ? Yes. Especially considering that Parsons was never really all that to begin with.

Heads responsible for this signing have to be rolling soon in Memphis..How the hell did they dissect his medical dossier without concluding he is at least 80% damaged goods?

Incredible front office malpractice..

Mikeanaro
03-13-2017, 08:00 PM
Hype can make miracles.

TheCultOfPersonality
03-13-2017, 08:11 PM
Heads responsible for this signing have to be rolling soon in Memphis..How the hell did they dissect his medical dossier without concluding he is at least 80% damaged goods?

Incredible front office malpractice..

Unfortunately the Grizzlies front office just got extended and I doubt anything will happen. Which means more of Chris Wallace's incompetence.

100%duncan
03-13-2017, 08:19 PM
Is this the worst ? Yes. Especially considering that Parsons was never really all that to begin with.

Yep :lol

Even if parsons played at his best this scrub doesnt deserve 24 mil a year

unleashbaynes
03-13-2017, 08:27 PM
Parsons is a product of White American privilege, tbh..same reason Kyle Singler is in an NBA rotation, Jon Leuer is starting, etc..also why Jimmer Fredette received so many chances, despite clearly being a D-league level talent..

It was easier to hide back in the 80s and 90s, since social media didn't exist, and we didn't have a 24/7 news cycle..if you put Parsons in the 80s, he would be viewed as a megastar and Larry Bird's rival..

Not only no, but fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck fuckin naw

spursistan
03-13-2017, 10:53 PM
Unfortunately the Grizzlies front office just got extended and I doubt anything will happen. Which means more of Chris Wallace's incompetence.

The red flags: (a) already gone twice under the knife and finished his last two season on the shelf; (b) he is already 28; (c) he was never top 5-7 at his position; (c) a finesse guy thrown in a group of rugged veterans(Zbo/Tony/Marc probably hate both his bastketball and life style)..

Inexcusable..It will certainly go down as the worst max contract ever..

spursistan
03-13-2017, 11:15 PM
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Talk about damaged goods..

monosylab1k
03-14-2017, 12:31 AM
Think that contract's bad? Mavs gave D-League scrub Yogi Ferrell a 2 year contract because he played okay for a week :lol

DPG21920
03-14-2017, 12:38 AM
Dude, this is an awful contract. If your best friend who see's you everyday isn't willing to pay you in a league where everyone gets paid you should have seen the red flags a mile away. What a disaster deal.

FkLA
03-14-2017, 12:40 AM
Yogi probably isn't getting anything close to $24 mill though. And Parsons is pretty much a D-League level player at this point too. Parsons' deal is much worse.

DPG21920
03-14-2017, 12:41 AM
The crazy thing is how cocky he is and how he basically parties with the owners to get them to pay him and it works :lol. Then he talks trash like with CJ McCollum and gloats about his money.

FkLA
03-14-2017, 12:41 AM
Dude, this is an awful contract. If your best friend who see's you everyday isn't willing to pay you in a league where everyone gets paid you should have seen the red flags a mile away. What a disaster deal.

Are Cuban and Parsons really BFFs?: lol

DPG21920
03-14-2017, 12:42 AM
Are Cuban and Parsons really BFFs?: lol

Yes. I've read several articles about their relationship which was so strange for an owner/player. It led to a lot of weird issues in the locker room because players knew he was so close to Cuban so anything they say could be told to Cuban.

FkLA
03-14-2017, 12:47 AM
Yes. I've read several articles about their relationship which was so strange for an owner/player. It led to a lot of weird issues in the locker room because players knew he was so close to Cuban so anything they say could be told to Cuban.

wtf :lol

spurraider21
03-14-2017, 12:50 AM
was djohn one of the people saying parsons > kawhi

SpursIndonesia
03-14-2017, 02:48 AM
Is this the worst ? Yes. Especially considering that Parsons was never really all that to begin with.

Is there any reason why the Grizz can't land Harrison Barnes back in the summer ? He's not all that special but at least younger & seems more durable/healthy. I think the Grizz should have been able to challenge for the 3rd spot of the west if they have Barnes instead of Parsons.

Mal
03-14-2017, 03:38 AM
All those mediocre teams spending all that money last year on shitty players :lmao

Parsons, Crabbe, Solomon Hill, Miles Plumlee, Drummond at 25 mil :lmao

Chinook
03-14-2017, 06:19 AM
Think that contract's bad? Mavs gave D-League scrub Yogi Ferrell a 2 year contract because he played okay for a week :lol

RealGM killed me for saying that Marks was right to let him go.

djohn2oo8
03-14-2017, 07:20 AM
was djohn one of the people saying parsons > kawhi

Kawhi had no game back then. None. You really going to pretend Kawhi was as good as he is today back then? Not surprising though. Some of you will tear down Duncan to prop up Kawhi :lol

SupremeGuy
03-14-2017, 08:46 AM
Kawhi had no game back then. None. You really going to pretend Kawhi was as good as he is today back then? Not surprising though. Some of you will tear down Duncan to prop up Kawhi :lolBut Kawhi has always been better than Parsons. No one is saying let's compare 2017 Kawhi to 2014 Parsons. Can you still not admit that 2014 Kawhi > 2014 Parsons?

Fabbs
03-14-2017, 09:13 AM
Yes. I've read several articles about their relationship which was so strange for an owner/player. It led to a lot of weird issues in the locker room because players knew he was so close to Cuban so anything they say could be told to Cuban.
:downspin: At least it's a partial explanation as to why Cubes massively overpaid.
But Memphis? :rollin

lefty
03-14-2017, 12:44 PM
Not if has been posted yet but




:lol today's NBA

monosylab1k
03-14-2017, 03:24 PM
Is there any reason why the Grizz can't land Harrison Barnes back in the summer ? He's not all that special but at least younger & seems more durable/healthy. I think the Grizz should have been able to challenge for the 3rd spot of the west if they have Barnes instead of Parsons.

Yeah, probably because Harrison Barnes is already signed with the Mavericks.

DAF86
03-14-2017, 03:50 PM
Kawhi had no game back then. None. You really going to pretend Kawhi was as good as he is today back then? Not surprising though. Some of you will tear down Duncan to prop up Kawhi :lol

"Kawhi had no game" :lmao

Dude, that's your number one problem when it comes to Kawhi. You just haven't seen him play enough. Kawhi has been pretty good since day one. Even on his 7ppg rookie season, anyone that was paying attention could see he had potential.

SpursIndonesia
03-14-2017, 07:42 PM
Yeah, probably because Harrison Barnes is already signed with the Mavericks.

Barnes signed as FA, right ? So basically first minute signing, no wooing process from any other franchises ? IF Memphis came up with offer, no offense to your team, i think they must have some chance to get him.

monosylab1k
03-14-2017, 08:05 PM
Barnes signed as FA, right ? So basically first minute signing, no wooing process from any other franchises ? IF Memphis came up with offer, no offense to your team, i think they must have some chance to get him.

Yeah, maybe in 4 years when his fucking contract ends.

Will Hunting
03-14-2017, 08:23 PM
Barnes signed as FA, right ? So basically first minute signing, no wooing process from any other franchises ? IF Memphis came up with offer, no offense to your team, i think they must have some chance to get him.
:lol do you not know how a contract works?

140
03-14-2017, 08:25 PM
:lol

140
03-14-2017, 08:26 PM
Tbh though, I think he's talking about last summer

Ice009
03-14-2017, 09:27 PM
Is there any reason why the Grizz can't land Harrison Barnes back in the summer ? He's not all that special but at least younger & seems more durable/healthy. I think the Grizz should have been able to challenge for the 3rd spot of the west if they have Barnes instead of Parsons.

He's under contract with Dallas, they can't just sign him or ask Dallas to trade him to them just because Parsons sucks. And did he ever play for Memphis? You said "land Harrison Barnes back". I don't recall him playing for Memphis? You sure you're not thinking of Matt Barnes who played for them last season?

140
03-14-2017, 09:37 PM
He's under contract with Dallas, they can't just sign him or ask Dallas to trade him to them just because Parsons sucks. And did he ever play for Memphis? You said "land Harrison Barnes back". I don't recall him playing for Memphis? You sure you're not thinking of Matt Barnes who played for them last season?
He meant "why couldn't the Grizz land Barnes back in the summer", tbh..

And to answer his question I think when Barnes became available Memphis had already commited to Parsons

spurraider21
03-14-2017, 09:54 PM
djohn when parsons was on the rockets: he's better than kawhi

djohn once parsons left the rockets: he cant create his own shot and is a worse defender than harden


dudes not a homer, he's just rational and smart, like daf

SpursIndonesia
03-14-2017, 10:31 PM
He meant "why couldn't the Grizz land Barnes back in the summer", tbh..

And to answer his question I think when Barnes became available Memphis had already commited to Parsons

Great reading comprehension mate -can't say so much to the other guys out there, and thanks for the straight answer. :)

monosylab1k
03-16-2017, 03:21 PM
Great reading comprehension mate -can't say so much to the other guys out there, and thanks for the straight answer. :)

:lmao OTHER people have a reading comprehension problem because your fucking grammar is dogshit :lmao :lmao :lmao

Blake
03-16-2017, 03:35 PM
841439661545332736

:lol

Worst contract ever was imo was Allan Houston 6 year $100 million deal in 2001.

He got ridiculously overpaid for hitting the game winner in the 99 playoffs vs Miami

Brazil
03-16-2017, 04:22 PM
College Kawhi was better than Parsons now and back then tbh

140
03-16-2017, 05:15 PM
Parsons is still a better PG than Porker though

spursistan
11-30-2017, 05:38 PM
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Grizzlies :lmao.

DAF86
11-30-2017, 05:40 PM
The ignorance displayed by djohn2oo8 on this thread is a sight to behold. :lol

djohn2oo8
11-30-2017, 05:46 PM
The ignorance displayed by djohn2oo8 on this thread is a sight to behold. :lol

Didn't you say Manu was better than Dirk?

DAF86
11-30-2017, 05:49 PM
Didn't you say Manu was better than Dirk?

Nope, but you did say Parsons and Aldridge were better than Kawhi. :lmao

DAF86
11-30-2017, 05:50 PM
You know what I do say? Manu > Harden.

You just got a no clutch, no defense playing copy cat, tbh. And you can quote me on this at the end of this season when Manu 0.2 finally wins his MVP, tbh.

djohn2oo8
11-30-2017, 06:30 PM
Nope, but you did say Parsons and Aldridge were better than Kawhi. :lmao

I just bumped the thread where you said it. Liar.

DAF86
11-30-2017, 07:04 PM
I just bumped the thread where you said it. Liar.

Yeah, you sure showed me with that thread. :lol

djohn2oo8
11-30-2017, 07:34 PM
Yeah, you sure showed me with that thread. :lol

Because you lied and said that you never said that.

LittleCriminal
11-30-2017, 07:44 PM
Can the Amnesty Clause be used in this situation?

DAF86
11-30-2017, 07:52 PM
Because you lied and said that you never said that.

Apparently I also said Bonner > Duncan. :wow

dabom
11-30-2017, 08:48 PM
This dude is gonna make $150 Million by the end of his career.

monosylab1k
11-30-2017, 10:59 PM
This dude is gonna make $150 Million by the end of his career.

It’s pretty rare for a guy to not only get max contracts, but then alienate every single fanbase he played for in the process. Parsons, Antoine Walker, and who else?