View Full Version : Kia girl back!
NeoConIV
10-03-2005, 10:40 PM
And wouldn't you know it, I got busted right away! :lol But how can you not stare and drool when that commerical is on? I ask you!
:angel I'm trying Lord!
Kdfelicity
10-03-2005, 10:42 PM
And wouldn't you know it, I got busted right away! :lol But how can you not stare and drool when that commerical is on? I ask you!
:angel I'm trying Lord!
You just see that one tonight? I saw it too..
Vashner
10-03-2005, 10:44 PM
Schwing!
Trainwreck2100
10-03-2005, 11:05 PM
Okay, noe if God will let me win the lotto all my prayers will be answered.
CosmicCowboy
10-04-2005, 08:14 AM
But you can't call her Kia girl when she is selling Suzuki's this time...
Bet you guys are impressed I was able to notice that while hyperfocusing on those massive hooters...that was some serious multi-tasking...:)
ObiwanGinobili
10-04-2005, 08:15 AM
those tits get bigger and bigger with every commercial.
at this rate, by next year they will be blocking out her face.
batman2883
10-04-2005, 08:21 AM
she has huge knockers
CosmicCowboy
10-04-2005, 08:23 AM
those tits get bigger and bigger with every commercial.
at this rate, by next year they will be blocking out her face.
Yeah...she's one of those that you just have to wonder what they would really look like without the massive underwire/pushup help they are obviously getting...I doubt she would ever have to worry about having her face blocked THEN...:lol
batman2883
10-04-2005, 08:25 AM
This thread is useless without pictures
ZStomp
10-04-2005, 08:28 AM
This thread is useless without pictures
I've looked for them but no luck.
Ahhhh...Vanessa Macias....!!
CosmicCowboy
10-04-2005, 08:39 AM
The only problem with all those pictures is that there is like a half inch of structural cables, kevlar, and support fabric between those twins and the camera. I bet her bra straps look they came off a backpack.
SWC Bonfire
10-04-2005, 10:46 AM
The only problem with all those pictures is that there is like a half inch of structural cables, kevlar, and support fabric between those twins and the camera. I bet her bra straps look they came off a backpack.
Through modern engineering marvels such as heat-treatable aluminum alloys and anisotropicly woven materials from synthetic fabrics such as kevlar and/or ballistic nylon, I'm sure that the hoop stress that envelops in the bra is able to be tamed without resorting to gear normally found in skydiving or mountain climbing. More like mountain retention. :lol
Mixability
10-04-2005, 01:22 PM
Through modern engineering marvels such as heat-treatable aluminum alloys and anisotropicly woven materials from synthetic fabrics such as kevlar and/or ballistic nylon, I'm sure that the hoop stress that envelops in the bra is able to be tamed without resorting to gear normally found in skydiving or mountain climbing. More like mountain retention. :lol
I like mountain climbing... :eyebrows
ObiwanGinobili
10-04-2005, 01:25 PM
i wonder what kinda kickback she gets at night when she takes of her industrial strength braziere and releases those bad boys?
does she already have to be lying down so as to minimize the damage?
if she takes it off while stadning does she completly loose her balance and fall on her ass??
scott
10-04-2005, 01:25 PM
First Kia and now Suzuki... this Vanessa chick truely is a signal of quality.
Mixability
10-04-2005, 01:32 PM
I was just at the World Car dealership.....no sign of Tits McGee.... :depressed
Vashner
10-04-2005, 01:33 PM
That's stupid... everyone has to work. The KIA is not a bad car.. Suzuki is a very well respected company as well.
Don't PICK on Vanessa you!!
Vashner
10-04-2005, 01:35 PM
I was just at the World Car dealership.....no sign of Tits McGee.... :depressed
Show some respect. Admiring her "rack" is one thing but Tits McGee.. while funny it's also sad. If she comes to look at the forum she will run away..
Be gentlemen not geekz.
ObiwanGinobili
10-04-2005, 01:37 PM
my husband's best friend has a 2004 Kia for his wife. It has 39,000 miles on it.
they just plopped $300 just in parts to replace the starter and all related items.
thast fucking ridicules. and of course not covered under a "power train" warrenty.
CharlieMac
10-04-2005, 01:39 PM
Show some respect. Admiring her "rack" is one thing but Tits McGee.. while funny it's also sad. If she comes to look at the forum she will run away..
Be gentlemen not geekz.
Really.
2Blonde
10-04-2005, 01:42 PM
Did anyone see the Desperate Housewives episode Sunday where Eva talked the girl out of getting bigger boobs. My husband thought that was a crime against nature. Of course he also thinks that about breast reduction surgery as well.
:lol
mookie2001
10-04-2005, 01:48 PM
Neocon youve changed
did you meet a hot hippe chick or what?
ObiwanGinobili
10-04-2005, 01:53 PM
Did anyone see the Desperate Housewives episode Sunday where Eva talked the girl out of getting bigger boobs. My husband thought that was a crime against nature. Of course he also thinks that about breast reduction surgery as well.
:lol
:lmao
that's so funny! MY husband can't stand the big boobs.. and hates fake boobs even more! He thinks breast implants are a crime against nature.
I'm alwasy talkgin about getting impants.. and he;s always threating to leave me if I do....
Vashner
10-04-2005, 01:56 PM
Implants suck.. I think Vanessa is 100% real...
i wonder what kinda kickback she gets at night when she takes of her industrial strength braziere and releases those bad boys?
does she already have to be lying down so as to minimize the damage?
if she takes it off while stadning does she completly loose her balance and fall on her ass??
I don't think there would be any backlash on her part. Stored energy will find the path of least resistance. I'd be concerned with being in front when she releases the snap hooks. I mean, that bra would come off there like a freaking bolo whipping around at your head.
SWC Bonfire
10-04-2005, 02:05 PM
I don't think there would be any backlash on her part. Stored energy will find the path of least resistance. I'd be concerned with being in front when she releases the snap hooks. I mean, that bra would come off there like a freaking bolo whipping around at your head.
:lmao
Better hope she doesn't have rocks tied at the end of the straps. :lol
:lmao
Better hope she doesn't have rocks tied at the end of the straps. :lol
Counterweights? :lol
CosmicCowboy
10-04-2005, 02:07 PM
those puppies do invite thoughts of female superior cowboy position though... :oops
http://tsa.imageg.net/graphics/product_images/pG01-935440reg.jpg
gives a whole new meaning to wearing "protection"...
2Blonde
10-04-2005, 02:09 PM
:lmao
that's so funny! MY husband can't stand the big boobs.. and hates fake boobs even more! He thinks breast implants are a crime against nature.
I'm alwasy talkgin about getting impants.. and he;s always threating to leave me if I do....
That's funny. Actually, the other night I asked my husband if he had ever felt boobs with implants before and he said twice. He said they felt kind of weird. I guess it's more of a visual thing.
Marklar MM
10-04-2005, 02:26 PM
http://www.mysanantonio.com/specials/greatdaysa/images/vanessa.jpg
JoeChalupa
10-04-2005, 02:30 PM
If I can squeeze them they are real enough for me.
I noticed another hot babe in an auto commerical but can't remember the auto.
She's a tall, hot looking brunette and they show her playing video games in the back seat. Damn I can't remember but she's hot!
Of course she doesn't have the rack that Vaness does but she's still hot.
Aggie Hoopsfan
10-04-2005, 03:16 PM
Someone needs to get busy on some screen caps.
TimmyisKing
10-10-2005, 11:17 AM
Did anyone see her Reality Show... Urban Jungle? I told you she had a boob job!!! and a nose job... that I didn't know. :wtf The girl is more plastic than a barbie... I'd still do her... but now more careful so I don't pop anything on her body. Don't know what's real or fake... :lol
SWC Bonfire
10-10-2005, 11:22 AM
Did anyone see her Reality Show... Urban Jungle? I told you she had a boob job!!! and a nose job... that I didn't know. :wtf The girl is more plastic than a barbie... I'd still do her... but now more careful so I don't pop anything on her body. Don't know what's real or fake... :lol
Et tu, Vanessa Mecias, Et tu? :lol
She seems larger in the most recent commercials compared to the publicity photos posted on here.
:td on the plastic surgery, she probably looked hot before. Either she got bad advice or is really screwed up in the head. Some pretty girls have serious body image issues.
angel_luv
10-10-2005, 11:22 AM
I'm pretty sure that the Kia chick is too skinny to have a real chest that large.
SWC Bonfire
10-10-2005, 11:25 AM
I'm pretty sure that the Kia chick is too skinny to have a real chest that large.
It happens - but it's rare. That's why she's such a head turner.
The girl in PB a few months back IS all natural... I think her name was Diora Baird.
CharlieMac
10-10-2005, 11:33 AM
I can't believe Timmy bumped this thread to cut on her. Every post you've made is cutting on her. Either she turned you down, or you're an ugly woman, I'm not sure which it is. I'm leaning towards, ugly woman.
The girl in PB a few months back IS all natural... I think her name was Diora Baird.
Which issue is this of which you speak?
SWC Bonfire
10-10-2005, 11:56 AM
It happens - but it's rare. That's why she's such a head turner.
The girl in PB a few months back IS all natural... I think her name was Diora Baird.
Yep, Diora Baird:
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1401531/photogallery
SWC Bonfire
10-10-2005, 11:57 AM
Which issue is this of which you speak?
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/2/23/DioraBairdPlayboyAugust2005Cover.JPG/200px-DioraBairdPlayboyAugust2005Cover.JPG
CharlieMac
10-10-2005, 12:31 PM
That's a good issue.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/2/23/DioraBairdPlayboyAugust2005Cover.JPG/200px-DioraBairdPlayboyAugust2005Cover.JPG
Oh yea, I still have that issue. I remember the girl, I just didn't concentrate on the name.
SWC Bonfire
10-10-2005, 01:50 PM
That's a good issue.
Yeah, probably one of the classiest photoshoots they have done in a while. It was kind of artsy.
Cant_Be_Faded
10-10-2005, 03:31 PM
those tits get bigger and bigger with every commercial.
at this rate, by next year they will be blocking out her face.
:spin :spin :spin :spin :spin :spin :spin
SWC Bonfire
10-10-2005, 03:34 PM
those tits get bigger and bigger with every commercial.
at this rate, by next year they will be blocking out her face.
If she knew that to begin with, she could have saved that money she spent on the rhinoplasty.
TimmyisKing
10-10-2005, 03:42 PM
HahahahahahahaHahahAhaHAhA!!!! :lol
She's going to know her own nose off like Michael Jackson... :oops
SWC Bonfire
10-10-2005, 03:54 PM
HahahahahahahaHahahAhaHAhA!!!! :lol
She's going to know her own nose off like Michael Jackson... :oops
I'm with eriks, you seem like a hateful person.
TimmyisKing
10-10-2005, 04:00 PM
Not hateful... humorous. Don't hate her... I'd sleep with her. Who wouldn't... just asked if anyone saw the show... we had this huge debate if they were real or not and the show stated they weren't... Don't shoot the messenger!
Tres_Till_it_MHz
10-10-2005, 04:05 PM
Not hateful... humorous. Don't hate her... I'd sleep with her. Who wouldn't... just asked if anyone saw the show... we had this huge debate if they were real or not and the show stated they weren't... Don't shoot the messenger!
I wouldn't be suprised of all ten of your responses were aimed at hating on VM, hater.
AveryJohnson
10-20-2005, 09:33 AM
They are fake and she had a nose job, inside info here, friend of mine dated her for a lonnnnnng time.
ObiwanGinobili
10-20-2005, 09:41 AM
:spin :spin :spin :spin :spin :spin :spin
:lmao
i bet you decorate your living room with those iceage "mother earth" statues huh??
the ones that are all tits, preggo tummies and ass???
ObiwanGinobili
10-20-2005, 09:43 AM
I thought it was pretty obvious to everyone (looking at photos from her own website) that she has had a boob job. Noone suddenly sprouts fake looking super tits in thier mid-20's naturally.
but the nose job.. wow.. I had no idea. Looks liek I better tune into Urban Jungle more often.
BTW Foo, :tu on your new title! I like it.
gay abc
10-20-2005, 10:01 AM
those tits get bigger and bigger with every commercial.
at this rate, by next year they will be blocking out her face.
:lol
i know - they are so big i can't even see what kind of cars she is advertising
:lol
sa_butta
10-20-2005, 10:01 AM
:lol
i know - they are so big i can't even see what kind of cars she is advertising
:lolWho cares.
TimmyisKing
10-20-2005, 10:16 AM
I thought it was pretty obvious to everyone (looking at photos from her own website) that she has had a boob job. Noone suddenly sprouts fake looking super tits in thier mid-20's naturally.
but the nose job.. wow.. I had no idea. Looks liek I better tune into Urban Jungle more often.
People change, it doesn't necessarily mean its plastic surgery... look at Michael Jackson... he only had 1 nose job to breath better then he went through puberty 40 times...
:oops Hold on?!?!? I think he pulled a fast one...
goatchalupa
10-21-2005, 07:30 PM
They are fake and she had a nose job, inside info here, friend of mine dated her for a lonnnnnng time.
Either your friend is a lying idiot, or you have your facts mixed up. They're real. I dated her too. Got your private message, and that guy was psycho. He probably is still bitter about her leaving him.
Vashner
10-21-2005, 09:16 PM
No I am the master at I.D.'ing fake boobz...
She is 100% woman...
Avery repent!
TimmyisKing
10-22-2005, 01:29 AM
No I am the master at I.D.'ing fake boobz...
She is 100% woman...
Avery repent!
They said it on the show... so someone is lying!!!
Stay tuned... this is like a really bad Maury episode... Real or not Real!
:lol
Princess45
10-22-2005, 04:50 PM
They are fake and she had a nose job, inside info here, friend of mine dated her for a lonnnnnng time.
True on the nose...If I remember correctly it was when she was in high school and was for medical purposes. You're wrong about the other though.
Who cares? They're some nice hooters!!
Vashner
10-22-2005, 05:00 PM
She's more than just hooterz geez. She's a geniune nice girl and sweet. (At least in my fantasy).
She's more than just hooterz geez. She's a geniune nice girl and sweet. (At least in my fantasy).
I heard that..she always says "you were fantastic!" in my fantasy. :smokin
AveryJohnson
10-25-2005, 10:32 AM
True on the nose...If I remember correctly it was when she was in high school and was for medical purposes. You're wrong about the other though.
yes I must retract my statement about fakeness, they must be real. This is based on some new info, we have solved the greatest mystery of the universe! The Kia girl is real! Sorry for the confustion.
Kori Ellis
10-25-2005, 10:35 AM
Her boobs are fake and look great. She had them done only last year I believe. Remember when she was wearing that "under construction" t-shirt.
Vashner
10-25-2005, 10:49 AM
Awe now you had to go ruin it....
CharlieMac
10-25-2005, 11:41 AM
Real.
Kori Ellis
10-25-2005, 11:43 AM
Why are so many people claiming real? I thought that she had talked about having the surgery last year, right?
Or is it because you don't listen to her talk :lmao
SWC Bonfire
10-25-2005, 12:00 PM
They were probably real when the "publicity" photos that are posted on here were taken. No need for change in my opinion or anyone else's.
They've gotten larger since. They can't be stopped, only contained. :lol
tlongII
10-25-2005, 12:22 PM
http://basketballboards.net/forum/images/smilies/ttiwwop.gif
Low End Specialist
10-25-2005, 12:32 PM
I'm pretty sure this is Vanessa Macias at H2O Lounge
Good camera angle too :king
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v389/hoojman/H2O/VaneesaMaciasYummy.jpg
Mixability
10-25-2005, 03:35 PM
I'm pretty sure this is Vanessa Macias at H2O Lounge
Good camera angle too :king
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v389/hoojman/H2O/VaneesaMaciasYummy.jpg
Yeah those are her.... I mean, thats her. :angel
goatchalupa
10-25-2005, 04:37 PM
Why are so many people claiming real? I thought that she had talked about having the surgery last year, right?
Or is it because you don't listen to her talk :lmao
When did she say that? Kori, you ARE a hater. You pulled that one right out of your ass. She never said that.
goatchalupa
10-25-2005, 04:55 PM
Oh and the guy in the pic with her is her brother.
Mixability
10-25-2005, 04:56 PM
Oh and the guy in the pic with her is her brother.
and that look on her face is that of intoxication. :drunk
TimmyisKing
10-26-2005, 03:03 PM
:pctoss ENOUGH!! Let's put an end to it once and for ALL!!!
THEY ARE 100% NATURAL... SILICONE. :lmao
Vashner
10-26-2005, 03:23 PM
Portable xray anyone? ALA TYRA
Ocotillo
10-26-2005, 05:47 PM
A lot of us beat each other up in the Political Forum but this seems to be one issue we all agree on. :)
Kori Ellis
10-26-2005, 05:50 PM
When did she say that? Kori, you ARE a hater. You pulled that one right out of your ass. She never said that.
I'm not a hater. I think she's awesome. How could that make me a hater? Someone at WOAI told me that she had discussed her surgery on TV. I think someone else said that in this thread too. I said "right?" because I hadn't heard it myself.
Gatita
10-26-2005, 05:53 PM
You'd be a fool to believe they were real.
But, yup that's men for ya'.
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