A new soccer shtick is born...

[spursistan]

Boiled down:::

Ronaldo: 1

The tax-evading quitter Messi: 0

Let us proceed.....

[spursistan]

I'm not partial to either, but facts are facts, tbh :lol

[resistanze]

Eder 1
Missi 0

[DAF86]

Not even mad son. :lol

[TheGreatYacht]

I'm not even a Messi hater, but damn... Didn't see it that way

Numbers never lie. At the end of the day:

Ronaldo - 1

Quitter - 0

[Venti Quattro]

Eder 1

Missi 0 taxes paid

[Canyonero]

TBF Penaldo also evades taxes.

[Blizzardwizard]

I couldn't give less of a shit about either player, but quite obviously this cements what we already knew.

Godnaldo >>>> MISSIngtaxreturns

[Bynumite]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CnCWtUiW8AArkr_.png

[DAF86]

Imma be running "Sidenaldo" to the ground sons. :lol

[spursistan]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CnCWtUiW8AArkr_.png

damn, it already caught on in mainstream media :lmao

[Canyonero]

BBC has to deflect after that Iceland thingy :lol