Final Count:::Kobe: 25/5/5 --- The Bag: 19/11/3

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Kobe: 5

the tired old shit bag Duncan: 2nd 5th

***As much as I'm pleased as punch to see Duncan quit one more season's weight on that stat line woulda be sweet.

***Just thank heavens Amy got tired of the grief and the strife, tired of being Duncan's woman, tired of being his wife. Tim took her pride and her joy---Tim took her reason for living---Tim was used as some guy's boy toy.

[benefactor]

https://media.giphy.com/media/ylyUQl1kgM9TV4yPss/giphy.gif

[AlexJones]

33643/1346= 24.9947

Damn, he needed every bit of that 60 point final game to round it back up to 25 :lol

[K...]

Woah those basic stats are super persuasive. I'm too dumb to compare advanced stats. You win cub, Kobe is better

[Koolaid_Man]

Kobe averaged 19/11/3 in high school

[Koolaid_Man]

Let me Fuck around with these numbers for minute while I hit this Henney....

25/5/5 vs. 19/11/3

No matter how you slice and dice em Kobe still comes out on top...

25+5+5 = 35 vs. 19+11+3 = 33 :lol
2+5+5+5 = 17 vs. 1+9+1+1+3 = 15 :lol

Mah nigga

[Thread]

Let me Fuck around with these numbers for minute while I hit this Henney....

25/5/5 vs. 19/11/3

No matter how you slice and dice em Kobe still comes out on top...

25+5+5 = 35 vs. 19+11+3 = 33 :lol
2+5+5+5 = 17 vs. 1+9+1+1+3 = 15 :lol

Mah nigga

Kool Aid Man

[Canyonero]

OPs meltdown continues

[DMC]

http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/2540973/howarddealwithit.gif

[ElNono]

:lol never understood the cucking dynamics of Cubs/Kool, tbh...

Cubs plays the prototypical old white guy, probably a registered republican, that would likely nod and approve if he read a ghetto black guy, like Kool portends to be, would suddenly be chewing a bullet from a vigilante cop. In the meantime, he idolizes and goes out of his way to defend a retired black athlete (although the latter is more understandable, since Kirby has always been more of an uncle tom).

Kool plays the ghetto nigga with false bravado, probably a registered democrat, railing against, surprise, the protoypical old white guy, secretly hoping they all die soon enough so they don't have to put up with their not so subtle racism, etc.

I guess I underestimated the power of frontrunning, tbh...

[Thread]

:lol never understood the cucking dynamics of Cubs/Kool, tbh...

Cubs plays the prototypical old white guy, probably a registered republican, that would likely nod and approve if he read a ghetto black guy, like Kool portends to be, would suddenly be chewing a bullet from a vigilante cop. In the meantime, he idolizes and goes out of his way to defend a retired black athlete (although the latter is more understandable, since Kirby has always been more of an uncle tom).

Kool plays the ghetto nigga with false bravado, probably a registered democrat, railing against, surprise, the protoypical old white guy, secretly hoping they all die soon enough so they don't have to put up with their not so subtle racism, etc.

I guess I underestimated the power of frontrunning, tbh...

I'll boil it down:::

Kobe: 5

the tired old shit bag Duncan: 2nd 5th

[daslicer]

:lol never understood the cucking dynamics of Cubs/Kool, tbh...

Cubs plays the prototypical old white guy, probably a registered republican, that would likely nod and approve if he read a ghetto black guy, like Kool portends to be, would suddenly be chewing a bullet from a vigilante cop. In the meantime, he idolizes and goes out of his way to defend a retired black athlete (although the latter is more understandable, since Kirby has always been more of an uncle tom).

Kool plays the ghetto nigga with false bravado, probably a registered democrat, railing against, surprise, the protoypical old white guy, secretly hoping they all die soon enough so they don't have to put up with their not so subtle racism, etc.

I guess I underestimated the power of frontrunning, tbh...

:lmao I have to admit this is pretty funny.

[Joseph Kony]

Final Count:::The Snitch: 5/2/1 --- The GOAT PF: 5/3/2

All that matters

[Mal]

Kobe: 5

the tired old shit bag Duncan: 2nd 5th

***As much as I'm pleased as punch to see Duncan quit one more season's weight on that stat line woulda be sweet.

***Just thank heavens Amy got tired of the grief and the strife, tired of being Duncan's woman, tired of being his wife. Tim took her pride and her joy---Tim took her reason for living---Tim was used as some guy's boy toy.

15/20 vs 19/19
5/7 vs 5/6

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Final Count:::The Snitch: 5/2/1 --- The GOAT PF: 5/3/2

All that matters


15/20 vs 19/19
5/7 vs 5/6

They were selling your shit.

[Joseph Kony]

They were selling your shit.


Final Count:::The Snitch: 5/2/1 --- The GOAT PF: 5/3/2

All that matters

[Thread]

They were selling your shit.

[Floyd Pacquiao]

5, 3 & 2>>>5, 2 & 1. let us proceed, tee hee.

[Thread]

5, 3 & 2>>>5, 2 & 1. let us proceed, tee hee.

They were selling your shit.

[313]

They were selling your shit.
And yet that wasn't enough.

The count still stands, 5, 3, & 2 >>> 5, 2 & 1.

[313]

inb4

"They were selling your shit."

[Thread]

And yet that wasn't enough.

The count still stands, 5, 3, & 2 >>> 5, 2 & 1.

No...

Kobe: 5

the tired old shit bag Duncan: 2nd 5th

[Killakobe81]

Yeoman's work, Cully.
Give em' that "work"

[Kool Bob Love]

5,3,& 2>>>5,2, & 1

[Thread]

No...

Kobe: 5

the tired old shit bag Duncan: 2nd 5th

[Clipper Nation]

Dale, doin' the pretties and doorstops that he swore he'd never do. It's shameful, but, it's the truth.

[Thread]

Dale, doin' the pretties and doorstops that he swore he'd never do. It's shameful, but, it's the truth.

I've always done the count. I invented the count, brought it with me and installed it here.

Me

[Splits]

I've always done the count. I invented the count, brought it with me and installed it here.

Me

Post-Pau, it was easy to do. Took zero imagination whatsoever.

Don't worry though, you're Pre-Pau now.

[Clipper Nation]

I've always done the count. I invented the count, brought it with me and installed it here.

Me
You used to count rings. Now, you lodge 25/5/5s and 2nd 5ths. It's shameful.

[z0sa]

:lol never understood the cucking dynamics of Cubs/Kool, tbh...

Cubs plays the prototypical old white guy, probably a registered republican, that would likely nod and approve if he read a ghetto black guy, like Kool portends to be, would suddenly be chewing a bullet from a vigilante cop. In the meantime, he idolizes and goes out of his way to defend a retired black athlete (although the latter is more understandable, since Kirby has always been more of an uncle tom).

Kool plays the ghetto nigga with false bravado, probably a registered democrat, railing against, surprise, the protoypical old white guy, secretly hoping they all die soon enough so they don't have to put up with their not so subtle racism, etc.

I guess I underestimated the power of frontrunning, tbh...

:clap

[Thread]

You used to count rings. Now, you lodge 25/5/5s and 2nd 5ths. It's shameful.

There is nothing wrong with stat line. It's not a pretty, nor door stop. You know this. Don't go down this path---I implore you.

[Thread]

Post-Pau, it was easy to do. Took zero imagination whatsoever.

Don't worry though, you're Pre-Pau now.

You didn't even do count till I came in here.

You did doobie shit::: "We're good, we're precious. We're clean. We're upright. Our shit doesn't stink. Our farts don't even give us away."

[140]

You didn't even do count till I came in here.

You did doobie shit::: "We're good, we're precious. We're clean. We're upright. Our shit doesn't stink. Our farts don't even give us away."
:lol

[Thread]

:lol

I still got it!!!

[Splits]

You didn't even do count till I came in here.

You did doobie shit::: "We're good, we're precious. We're clean. We're upright. Our shit doesn't stink. Our farts don't even give us away."

I'm Post-Pau, just like you. You didn't "do count" until it was 5-4, even though you arrived at 4-4. No no, you weren't "doing count" upon arrival. Fucking chickenshit.

At least now we've got one thing in common: we're both Pre-Pau.

https://s3.amazonaws.com/assets.sbnation.com/assets/2540973/howarddealwithit.gif

[K...]

You didn't even do count till I came in here.

You did doobie shit::: "We're good, we're precious. We're clean. We're upright. Our shit doesn't stink. Our farts don't even give us away."

don't remember you creating "4 rings faggots" over the one ring mavs fans.

[K...]

5 rings faggot. No 2nd 5 th ring.

[Thread]

don't remember you creating "4 rings faggots" over the one ring mavs fans.

No, you created that after I struck the Count Template.

I'm a trend setter.

I set trends.

[Thread]

I'm Post-Pau, just like you. You didn't "do count" until it was 5-4, even though you arrived at 4-4. No no, you weren't "doing count" upon arrival. Fucking chickenshit.

At least now we've got one thing in common: we're both Pre-Pau.

https://s3.amazonaws.com/assets.sbnation.com/assets/2540973/howarddealwithit.gif

Damn right I'm Pre Pau.

And I created Count. Me

[Splits]

Damn right I'm Pre Pau.

And I created Count. Me

You didn't "do count" until it was 5-4, even though you arrived at 4-4.

You're a Post-Pau original.

[Thread]

You didn't "do count" until it was 5-4, even though you arrived at 4-4.

You're a Post-Pau original.

Like you said we're both Pre Pau. And I created Count. Me

[Splits]

Like you said we're both Pre Pau. And I created Count. Me

You created nothing but a failed downward chain of genealogy and a creative way to avoid 'Nam.

[Thread]

You created nothing but a failed downward chain of genealogy and a creative way to avoid 'Nam.

Nope. You credited me as Pre Pau & I created Count. Me

[Splits]

You credited me as Pre Pau

Yep, just as soon as he inked that deal with us this year.

Otherwise...

https://i.imgur.com/xCGQ4SL.png

[Thread]

Yep, just as soon as he inked that deal with us this year.

Otherwise...

https://i.imgur.com/xCGQ4SL.png

You said I was Pre Pau.

ha, ha.

[Splits]

You said I was Pre Pau.

ha, ha.

You are. MVPau joined the Spurs less than a fortnight ago. All your troll join dates pre-date that

https://i.imgur.com/xCGQ4SL.png

[Thread]

You are. MVPau joined the Spurs less than a fortnight ago. All your troll join dates pre-date that

https://i.imgur.com/xCGQ4SL.png

Damn right I'm Pre Pau.

I also created Count. Me

[Spurtacular]

:lol never understood the cucking dynamics of Cubs/Kool, tbh...


Fanboys talk like this. To do it on another team's message board all day for years on end is an added psychosis, tbh.

[Spurtacular]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cTa7qqWcR0

[Thread]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cTa7qqWcR0

You got nary room. Duncan's wife wiped out your entire 1st 5th.

[DMC]

No, you created that after I struck the Count Template.

I'm a trend setter.

I set trends.

Now you've invented the ring argument used on every sports forum in the world.

You're a legend.

[Thread]

Now you've invented the ring argument used on every sports forum in the world.

You're a legend.

You never had Count till I lit. I created Count here. Me

[DMC]

You never had Count till I lit. I created Count here. Me

No.

[Thread]

No.

I created Count. Me

[DMC]

No. You just phrased it with "boiled down".

Ring smack is old. It predates this forum.

[midnightpulp]

I created Count. Me

Then stand by it.

You didn't "do" stats, remember?

[Thread]

Then stand by it.

You didn't "do" stats, remember?

No.

[Chucho]

LOL, Nono cutting up Kool and this guy...

GOAT: 5

Tired old shitbag: 0. We are discussing Alphaness. Kobe is like Creedence Clearwater Revival- the most Number 2s in history. Hands down, he was ALWAYS the best side-kick ever. Better than Pip, Stock and Hondo. Can't take that away from him.

Duncan started right out the bag with success...it took Kobe 6 years to become such a dominant piggy backer and ruin potential dynasties that Shaq and then Pau tried building.

[Thread]

LOL, Nono cutting up Kool and this guy...

GOAT: 5

Tired old shitbag: 0. We are discussing Alphaness. Kobe is like Creedence Clearwater Revival- the most Number 2s in history. Hands down, he was ALWAYS the best side-kick ever. Better than Pip, Stock and Hondo. Can't take that away from him.

Duncan started right out the bag with success...it took Kobe 6 years to become such a dominant piggy backer and ruin potential dynasties that Shaq and then Pau tried building.

I'll boil it down, Chooch:::

Kobe: 5

the tired old shit bag Duncan: 2nd 5th

[nowitzkikopf]

:lol never understood the cucking dynamics of Cubs/Kool, tbh...

Cubs plays the prototypical old white guy, probably a registered republican, that would likely nod and approve if he read a ghetto black guy, like Kool portends to be, would suddenly be chewing a bullet from a vigilante cop. In the meantime, he idolizes and goes out of his way to defend a retired black athlete (although the latter is more understandable, since Kirby has always been more of an uncle tom).

Kool plays the ghetto nigga with false bravado, probably a registered democrat, railing against, surprise, the protoypical old white guy, secretly hoping they all die soon enough so they don't have to put up with their not so subtle racism, etc.

I guess I underestimated the power of frontrunning, tbh...

its a perfect side show- i look forward to their daily, nay hourly, word vomits that typically make 0 sense

[Thread]

its a perfect side show- i look forward to their daily, nay hourly, word vomits that typically make 0 sense

You're compelled.

[nowitzkikopf]

You're compelled.

word vomits that typically make 0 sense- thanks for proving my point

[Thread]

word vomits that typically make 0 sense- thanks for proving my point

& yet you come here every day looking forward to it.

[Chucho]

I'll boil it down, Chooch:::

Kobe: 5

the tired old shit bag Duncan: 2nd 5th


Saying something a million times doesn't make it so. Maybe you should go boil dinner for that grotesque wife of yours...make sure to save the scraps for that thing living under your house...he calls himself Kool...

[K...]

Distilled further

Kobe rings 5 coaches 8

Duncan rings 5 coaches 1


8 coaches? What kind of all time great goes through 8 coaches in their career? Why did Kobe give Rudy T the cancer?

[Thread]

Distilled further

Kobe rings 5 coaches 8

Duncan rings 5 coaches 1


8 coaches? What kind of all time great goes through 8 coaches in their career? Why did Kobe give Rudy T the cancer?

Kobe: 5

the tired old shit bag Duncan: 2nd 5th

[Mnky]

http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/2540973/howarddealwithit.gif

:lol