Irate Vanessa Bryant orders Kobe to do housecleaning. Video.

[Fabbs]

Away on vacation, Vanessa Bryant had been alerted by reports that Kobe had been "sitting and sulking in his room, pouting over the past weeks media coverage of Tim Duncans retirement." Upon entering his room and finding him on a chat session with alternate accounts at Spurstalk, Ms. Bryant lunged at Kobe and told him to "get off his ass, stop pouting about Tim Duncan being so much better and start sweeping the living room and curtains!"
During his cleaning, Kirby becomes frightened of a hummingbird and pleads with Vanessa to call animal control.

http://www.tmz.com/2016/07/12/kobe-bryant-hummingbird-vanessa/

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10/10

[RGMCSE]

Lmao nessa broke off a broom in that fucker. :lol

[Killakobe81]

Reaching ...

[Thebesteva]

Isn't OP one of the faggots who gave everyone hell for TMZ posts?

[siraulo23]

"alpha" kobe following orders from vanessa

he gotta hold on somehow because he cant get none anymore, whatever it takes

whatever it takes...

[MultiTroll]

Am I one of the faggots who thinks OP gave everyone hell for TMZ posts?
Nope. Unless you can give the context of said posts.

My stance on TMZ is, for all it's extreme faggotry, has bribe and operating money up the arse thus are sometimes able to come up with news other sources don't have / or same news but TMZ has it 1st. Like Kirbys housecleaning at Venessas command.

[Splits]

Isn't OP one of the faggots who gave everyone hell for TMZ posts?

:lmao now you are everyone?

[Twisted_Dawg]

Kobe doesn't know what a pool net is????

[phyzik]

Kobe acting a pussy with a humming bird using a broom. :lmao

imPk5wtaXHo

Manu swats bats with his bare hands mid-flight. :toast

iloN1RPs4n0

Manu would have jumped and grabbed that humming bird mid-flight... actually, he wouldn't have to, that bird would have flown out the window with just a look from Manu.... Or landed on his shoulder as he walked it out.

Bird was afraid of the rape chances with Kobe IMHO. :lol





All kidding aside, I actually had a hummingbird land on my finger once when I put my hand out to it in my backyard, stayed on my hand for a good minute.... Amazing little creatures, hope Kobe didn't hurt it (and it is obvious he isn't trying to).

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Kobe acting a pussy with a humming bird using a broom. :lmao

imPk5wtaXHo

Manu swats bats with his bare hands mid-flight. :toast

iloN1RPs4n0

Manu would have jumped and grabbed that humming bird mid-flight... actually, he wouldn't have to, that bird would have flown out the window with just a look from Manu.... Or landed on his shoulder as he walked it out.

Bird was afraid of the rape chances with Kobe IMHO. :lol





All kidding aside, I actually had a hummingbird land on my finger once when I put my hand out to it in my backyard, stayed on my hand for a good minute.... Amazing little creatures, hope Kobe didn't hurt it (and it is obvious he isn't trying to).

Then Manu had to undergo rabies protocol. Dumb ass.

[Splits]

Kobe acting a pussy with a humming bird using a broom. :lmao

imPk5wtaXHo

:lol "you still got hops"
:lol not wanting to re-tear the Achilles
:lol cussing in front of small children
:lol just go get some sugar water you dumb fuck

[Donkeybong]

Then Manu had to undergo rabies protocol. Dumb ass.
Trying to catch a bat with your bare hands is one of the dumbest things you can do. Rabies has almost 100% mortality rate once you get symptoms.

[Ditty]

:lmao

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Trying to catch a bat with your bare hands is one of the dumbest things you can do. Rabies has almost 100% mortality rate once you get symptoms.

Absolutely.

[DMC]

Isn't OP one of the faggots who gave everyone hell for TMZ posts?
He's your vanilla brethren. Treat him with respect.

[DMC]

Then Manu had to undergo rabies protocol. Dumb ass.
Compared to what Manu has gone through, that's pretty tame.

Manu wasn't trying to rape the bat at least.

[Thread]

Compared to what Manu has gone through, that's pretty tame.

Manu wasn't trying to rape the bat at least.

You got nary room. Your Neal raped as well.

[Mikeanaro]

Lol He-bitch.

[DAF86]

Trying to catch a bat with your bare hands is one of the dumbest things you can do. Rabies has almost 100% mortality rate once you get symptoms.

Manu is immortal.

[whitemamba]

Trying to catch a bat with your bare hands is one of the dumbest things you can do. Rabies has almost 100% mortality rate once you get symptoms.

DB

[Thread]

Manu is immortal.

Though Oklahoma did take him to a Texas woodshed & broke his broke fuckin' ass.

[Relevancy]

Is Vanessa fully hispanic? No wonder LA hispanic love Kobe, like me no homo:lobt:

[Thread]

That voice, that screeching tenor. I'd go out of my mind.

[DAF86]

Though Oklahoma did take him to a Texas woodshed & broke his broke fuckin' ass.

Nothing compared to this :hat



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-FaPc-1wcCM

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That voice, that screeching tenor. I'd go out of my mind.

& she's probably wearing peddle pushers as well.

[MultiTroll]

Trying to catch a bat with your bare hands is one of the dumbest things you can do. Rabies has almost 100% mortality rate once you get symptoms.
"In reality, bats contract rabies far less than other animals. Less than 1/2 of 1% of all bats may contract the disease."

But then we are not talking about Kirby interacting with a bat here. Talking about a hummingbird.
A hummingbird. :lmao

[Donkeybong]

"In reality, bats contract rabies far less than other animals. Less than 1/2 of 1% of all bats may contract the disease."

But then we are not talking about Kirby interacting with a bat here. Talking about a hummingbird.
A hummingbird. :lmao

1/200 seems like pretty shitty odds to risk contracting a fatal disease if you ask me.

[Spurtacular]

You just open the door and windows and let the humming bird leave in due time. Dumb ass with a broom being directed by a dumb ass wife.

[Thread]

You just open the door and windows and let the humming bird leave in due time. Dumb ass with a broom being directed by a dumb ass wife.

At least he can hear his kids without a court order like Duncan needs.

[Sportcamper]

Everyone knows that hummingbirds are viscous Raptures...Still, may be Kobe should have just called Ginobili...

http://www.lovasok.hu/images/rabies1.jpg

[Spurtacular]

At least he can hear his kids without a court order like Duncan needs.

Okay, dude. Good one, I guess. TOSB's still a dumb ass.

[Thread]

Okay, dude. Good one, I guess. TOSB's still a dumb ass.

Letting his wife rank him out in the middle of the '13 Final bears that out.

[siraulo23]

At least he can hear his kids without a court order like Duncan needs.

Kobe raped, and begged, $4 million diamond ring apology, and begged to not get divorced, and now the retired TOSB is whipped by vanessa. Vanessa gets everything instead of half

Poor hotel girl is scarred for life, you gotta wonder if the rape happened in the social media era, kobe and his camp probably never got the chance to threaten the poor girl into silence. Kobe would serve some jail time and never got the chance to get carried by MVPau

[Thread]

Kobe raped, and begged, $4 million diamond ring apology, and begged to not get divorced, and now the retired TOSB is whipped by vanessa. Vanessa gets everything instead of half

Poor hotel girl is scarred for life, you gotta wonder if the rape happened in the social media era, kobe and his camp probably never got the chance to threaten the poor girl into silence. Kobe would serve some jail time and never got the chance to get carried by MVPau

You got nary room. Your Neal raped as well.

[Spurtacular]

Kobe raped, and begged, $4 million diamond ring apology, and begged to not get divorced, and now the retired TOSB is whipped by vanessa. Vanessa gets everything instead of half

Poor hotel girl is scarred for life, you gotta wonder if the rape happened in the social media era, kobe and his camp probably never got the chance to threaten the poor girl into silence. Kobe would serve some jail time and never got the chance to get carried by MVPau

Droppin' truth nukes; damn!

[Spurtacular]

Everyone knows that hummingbirds are viscous Raptures...Still, may be Kobe should have just called Ginobili...

http://www.lovasok.hu/images/rabies1.jpg

:lmao Good contrast

[siraulo23]

You got nary room. Your Neal raped as well.

Neal is a bench scrub, Kobe is supposed to be a franchise player, a Laker icon and heRaped. Couldnt keep it in his pants, all that money and still had toRape, dude's got no game

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Neal is a bench scrub, Kobe is supposed to be a franchise player, a Laker icon and heRaped. Couldnt keep it in his pants, all that money and still had toRape, dude's got no game

I'm sure that is great comfort to Neal's rape victim.

[Sean Cagney]

Though Oklahoma did take him to a Texas woodshed & broke his broke fuckin' ass.

And your ass was fishing in motherfucking November sir...... Nary room.

[MultiTroll]

OP by MultiTroll But then we are not talking about Kirby interacting with a bat here. Talking about a hummingbird.
A hummingbird. :lmao


1/200 seems like pretty shitty odds to risk contracting a fatal disease if you ask me.
1/200,000,000 seems like the odds you and Dale are going to comment on Kobe running from a hummingbird.

[Fabbs]

Are Thread and Donkeybong skiddadlin away from this thread? Due to their hero's fear of a hummingbird?
A hummingbird. :lmao


Absolutely.

[Thread]

^It's a stupid ass thread.

[Fabbs]

^It's a stupid ass thread.
For you? Oh yeah, yer muzzled.
Doesn't have to be that way.
They're selling you shit!:

https://www.amazon.com/Hummingbird-Book-Attracting-Identifying-Hummingbirds/dp/0316817155

[lefty]

Did Kobe clean up his jizz in Colorado after she left?

[Thread]

For you? Oh yeah, yer muzzled.
Doesn't have to be that way.
They're selling you shit!:

https://www.amazon.com/Hummingbird-Book-Attracting-Identifying-Hummingbirds/dp/0316817155

They never sold our shit.

They were selling your shit.

[Thread]

Did Kobe clean up his jizz in Colorado after she left?

You got nary room. Your Neal raped as well.

[I. Hustle]

They never sold our shit.

They were selling your shit.

His parents were selling his shit.

[I. Hustle]

You got nary room. Your Neal raped as well.

His parents raped him financially as well

[Thread]

His parents raped him financially as well

They were selling your shit.

[Thread]

His parents were selling his shit.

They were selling your shit.

[I. Hustle]

They were selling your shit.


They were selling your shit.

His parents were selling his shit.

[Thread]

His parents were selling his shit.

They were selling your shit.

[whitemamba]

OP searching TMZ? :lmao

[ambchang]

OP searching TMZ? :lmao

Such a horrifying animal:

http://www.audubon.org/sites/default/files/styles/hero_image/public/Hummingbird_Hero_Roger_Levien.jpeg?itok=I4kwJA_f

[Fabbs]

Absolutely.
It's going to get hotter here in SoCal next week.
Does anyone know if hotter weather causes hummingbirds to seek shelter in houses?
We want Kirby and his Laker Posters to be safe.

[poeticism707]

Lmao nessa broke off a broom in that fucker. :lol

:rollin :rollin :rollin

[Thread]

It's going to get hotter here in SoCal next week.
Does anyone know if hotter weather causes hummingbirds to seek shelter in houses?
We want Kirby and his Laker Posters to be safe.

Gonna do this stupid ass thread with a straight face.

I'm embarrassed for you.

[Fabbs]

They were selling your shit.
They will sell you this, Dale.
https://www.amazon.com/Hummingbird-Book-Attracting-Identifying-Hummingbirds/dp/0316817155

[Thread]

They will sell you this, Dale.
https://www.amazon.com/Hummingbird-Book-Attracting-Identifying-Hummingbirds/dp/0316817155

What a dumbass thread.

[Fabbs]

What a dumbass thread.
18
A hummingbird. :lol

[Thread]

18
A hummingbird. :lol

Fabbs, I implore you, if I've ever meant anything to you please abandon this stupid ass thread.

- Dale

[DMC]

They were selling your shit Dale. Kobe was yours and they were selling his shit, ergo selling your shit. He said so.

You've no room.

[Thread]

They were selling your shit Dale. Kobe was yours and they were selling his shit, ergo selling your shit. He said so.

You've no room.

They were selling your shit.

[DMC]

^^

[Splits]

What a dumbass thread.

Oh, that's rich coming from you :lmao

[DeRozan m8]

Fabbs, I implore you, if I've ever meant anything to you please abandon this stupid ass thread.

- Dale

They were selling kobe's shit

[Thread]

They were selling kobe's shit

They were selling your shit.

[Fabbs]

They were selling your shit.
They're selling this at Amazon, Dale.
https://www.amazon.com/Hummingbird-Book-Attracting-Identifying-Hummingbirds/dp/0316817155

[Fabbs]

And your ass was fishing in motherfucking November sir...... Nary room.
Dale as far as concerns about you or Kirby catching the Zika virus from a hummingbird, at this time there is no known risk.
None.

[Thread]

Dale as far as concerns about you or Kirby catching the Zika virus from a hummingbird, at this time there is no known risk.
None.

You're debasing yourself. It's sad to see.

[Fabbs]

You're debasing yourself. It's sad to see.
Kirby has received permission to chat with you on his computer. As long as he is tucked in at a reasonable hour.
From Vanessa.

:lol A hummingbird.

[Fabbs]

Fabbs, I implore you, if I've ever meant anything to you please abandon this stupid ass thread.

- Dale
They're selling you and Kirby this book:
https://www.amazon.com/Hummingbird-Book-Attracting-Identifying-Hummingbirds/dp/0316817155

[Thread]

^^^
You're debasing yourself. It's sad to see.

[Splits]

You're debasing yourself. It's sad to see.

Says the guy whose stretch/waive take was one of the shittiest troll attempts in the history of the forum :lol

[Thread]

Says the guy whose stretch/waive take was one of the shittiest troll attempts in the history of the forum :lol

The same guy who christened you.

[MultiTroll]

Lmao nessa broke off a broom in that fucker. :lol


Kobe acting a pussy with a humming bird using a broom. :lmao

imPk5wtaXHo

Manu swats bats with his bare hands mid-flight. :toast

iloN1RPs4n0

Manu would have jumped and grabbed that humming bird mid-flight... actually, he wouldn't have to, that bird would have flown out the window with just a look from Manu.... Or landed on his shoulder as he walked it out.

Bird was afraid of the rape chances with Kobe IMHO. :lol

[Dirks_Finale]

if that were 20 years prior, Manu would have fed that to his starving neighbors in Argentina. Dude is a certified G.

[DMC]

I heard Karl Malone travels with a hummingbird.

[LkrFan]

Isn't OP one of the faggots who gave everyone hell for TMZ posts?
Yup :lol

[MultiTroll]

Yup :lol


am i safe from hummingbirds?


Can Vannessa help protect me from hummingbirds?
Laker Phans, a predatory hummingbird. :lol

[baseline bum]

Laker Phans, a predatory hummingbird. :lol

https://img.ifunny.co/images/492ed5eac5ea688c94aea9dac252fb8d744af5bd1fbc28e87e 0ccaec85682540_1.jpg

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https://img.ifunny.co/images/492ed5eac5ea688c94aea9dac252fb8d744af5bd1fbc28e87e 0ccaec85682540_1.jpg

But him & Daddy got that triple as the century turned. Then the stubborn SOB got his own double down at the last. Fischer gave him the Dutch Uncle at 13 down 3rd quarter..."Stop whining!!! Go down into the paint and get to work. Now, GD it, NOW!"

What Kobe do? Shut his fuckin' mouth and went down there. In the end LAPD SWAT had to come in there and haul Wallace's uniformed ass out of Staples.

You? tee, hee. They sold your shit before you flew out of South Florida destined for the Picketwire without (it).

[baseline bum]

But him & Daddy got that triple as the century turned. Then the stubborn SOB got his own double down at the last. Fischer gave him the Dutch Uncle at 13 down 3rd quarter..."Stop whining!!! Go down into the paint and get to work. Now, GD it, NOW!"

What Kobe do? Shut his fuckin' mouth and went down there. In the end LAPD SWAT had to come in there and haul Wallace's uniformed ass out of Staples.

You? tee, hee. They sold your shit before you flew out of South Florida destined for the Picketwire without (it).

Tbh I stopped paying attention to your posts after you starting bitching about the officiating in 2020 like a pussy and an asshole.

[Chucho]

But him & Daddy got that triple as the century turned. Then the stubborn SOB got his own double down at the last. Fischer gave him the Dutch Uncle at 13 down 3rd quarter..."Stop whining!!! Go down into the paint and get to work. Now, GD it, NOW!"

What Kobe do? Shut his fuckin' mouth and went down there. In the end LAPD SWAT had to come in there and haul Wallace's uniformed ass out of Staples.

You? tee, hee. They sold your shit before you flew out of South Florida destined for the Picketwire without (it).


https://i.imgflip.com/7z5l6u.jpg


Teehee.

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https://i.imgflip.com/7z5l6u.jpg


Teehee.

At least him & his girl weren't alone when the angels came.

Danny Glover about midway thru -Grand Canyon- "If you live long enough some bad shit is gonna happen to you."

[Thread]

Tbh I stopped paying attention to your posts after you starting bitching about the officiating in 2020 like a pussy and an asshole.

Please.