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Venti Quattro
07-17-2016, 12:16 AM
http://static.independent.co.uk/s3fs-public/thumbnails/image/2016/02/09/09/premier-league.jpg

Relegated to the 2016/17 Championship:

Aston Villa
Norwich City
Newcastle United


Holdovers:

Arsenal
Bournemouth
Chelsea
Crystal Palace
Everton
Leicester City (Defending champions)
LOLerpool
Manchester City
Manchester United
Southampton
Stoke City
Sunderand
Swansea City
Tottenham
Watford
West Brom
West Ham


Promoted from the Championship for the 2016/17 Season:

Boro
Burnley
Hull City



http://i.imgur.com/PMDLPYh.jpg

NASpurs
07-17-2016, 06:50 AM
As an Arsenal supporter, do I even have to watch this fucking season already knowing the cycle that's been repeated over and over the past handful of seasons? It's like a fucking script.

Canyonero
07-17-2016, 09:29 AM
As an Arsenal supporter, do I even have to watch this fucking season already knowing the cycle that's been repeated over and over the past handful of seasons? It's like a fucking script.

Yes

resistanze
07-17-2016, 11:42 AM
As an Arsenal supporter, do I even have to watch this fucking season already knowing the cycle that's been repeated over and over the past handful of seasons? It's like a fucking script.
I'm definitely not watching as close as I have for this season. Being on the West coast now, I made the mistake of getting up real early for games last season. I expect a finsh in 3-5, and I don't gotta wake up to watch that.

TheGreatYacht
07-17-2016, 07:27 PM
This thread will give us pages of lolz

lefty
07-23-2016, 01:16 PM
:wow dat Mahrez goal vs Celtic today

lefty
07-23-2016, 02:23 PM
Riyad Mahrez wants to join Arsenal, but no agreement between the clubs yet, Leicester are being difficult, according to RMC.

NASpurs
07-23-2016, 04:01 PM
Riyad Mahrez wants to join Arsenal, but no agreement between the clubs yet, Leicester are being difficult, according to RMC.

Alḥamdulillah if that happens :cry

I must have made some kind of Homeland Security list by saying that.

NASpurs
07-23-2016, 04:02 PM
It's going to be the fucking Vardy shit all over again though :lol

Canyonero
07-23-2016, 04:12 PM
Riyad Mahrez wants to join Arsenal, but no agreement between the clubs yet, Leicester are being difficult, according to RMC.

He also wants to play for Messilona.

lefty
07-23-2016, 04:57 PM
He also wants to play for Messilona.

I don't think he wants to warm the bench

Unless Messi moves to a CM spot

lefty
07-23-2016, 04:58 PM
Alḥamdulillah if that happens :cry

I must have made some kind of Homeland Security list by saying that.

Have you seen his goal vs Celtic today?

resistanze
07-23-2016, 05:38 PM
Have you seen his goal vs Celtic today?

ttvA6q1QtX8
If Mahrez joins Wankers and leaves fgt Vardy alone up front
http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/mjl.gif

spursistan
07-23-2016, 05:42 PM
how a world 1st class economy and a footbal powerhouse like Germany still doesn"t have second big club that's financially mighty enough to stand up against Bayern is beyond me..

a major city like Berlin/Frankfurk/Stuttgart should have had no problem producing peer a competitor, tbh....the league is pretty much never in doubt..Bayern competitors only hope is that Carlo usually doesn't give shit about domestic competitions and is all in for the Champions league :lol..

lefty
07-23-2016, 06:56 PM
how a world 1st class economy and a footbal powerhouse like Germany still doesn"t have second big club that's financially mighty enough to stand up against Bayern is beyond me..

a major city like Berlin/Frankfurk/Stuttgart should have had no problem producing peer a competitor, tbh....the league is pretty much never in doubt..Bayern competitors only hope is that Carlo usually doesn't give shit about domestic competitions and is all in for the Champions league :lol..

Their clubs have a positive balance unlike a lot of big clubs from the other big leagues

Canyonero
07-23-2016, 07:17 PM
+ Bayern has a shitload of sponsors

TDMVPDPOY
07-26-2016, 07:01 AM
how many of you have friends on ur social media page that is a wanker fan, all they celebrate is goals and highlight plays, but when u call them out over wenger the wanker or another team who peaks to early and dissappears they pull out a highlight clip...wanker fans or pool fans? 2 fkn fanbases still living in the past...

dunkman
07-26-2016, 03:41 PM
how a world 1st class economy and a footbal powerhouse like Germany still doesn"t have second big club that's financially mighty enough to stand up against Bayern is beyond me..

a major city like Berlin/Frankfurk/Stuttgart should have had no problem producing peer a competitor, tbh....the league is pretty much never in doubt..Bayern competitors only hope is that Carlo usually doesn't give shit about domestic competitions and is all in for the Champions league :lol..

Well, other teams have won the Bundesliga and Euro cups beyond Bayern, but they lack in consistency, the best players soon end in Bayern and other big teams.

Barça is at least as good as Madrid nowdays, in the past Madrid was clearly #1, with Barça, Atleti being second tier. So it can be done. Barça bought some of the world's very best players like Cruyff, Maradona, Romario, Ronaldo, Ronaldo, Ronaldinho and many many more. Today their academy produces players like Messi, Iniesta and Xavi.

Atleti has slowly became tier 1 team. Top coach, fantastic academy, even when they had to sell their best players in the past, they were always replaced. Today is probably impossible to take them players, they will soon became big team.

The Premier League also was dominated by Liverpool, Arsenal, United, today the level of competition is high, even if the league isn't the best.

I guess it's a process. One way is well managed association, another is a very rich owner that wouldn't mind losing some money in the start.

Venti Quattro
07-26-2016, 05:57 PM
how many of you have friends on ur social media page that is a wanker fan, all they celebrate is goals and highlight plays, but when u call them out over wenger the wanker or another team who peaks to early and dissappears they pull out a highlight clip...wanker fans or pool fans? 2 fkn fanbases still living in the past...

:lmao fuck you

lefty
07-29-2016, 10:42 AM
:lol at the Liverpool pic

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CoiiWF6VIAEkUWV.jpg

lefty
08-04-2016, 10:05 AM
Cheslea is now staaaaaaaaaaaaaaacked


https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CpBGndMUMAAZech.jpg

Canyonero
08-13-2016, 09:11 AM
So Leicester lost against Hull :lmao

lefty
08-13-2016, 10:46 AM
So Leicester lost against Hull :lmao
:lol I don't care tbh as long as Mahrez scores

dfens
08-14-2016, 04:46 AM
how many of you have friends on ur social media page that is a wanker fan, all they celebrate is goals and highlight plays, but when u call them out over wenger the wanker or another team who peaks to early and dissappears they pull out a highlight clip...wanker fans or pool fans? 2 fkn fanbases still living in the past...

what negro dialect are you speaking son?

pgardn
08-14-2016, 11:10 AM
Klopp manages to divorce himself from his glasses with a head whip, no outside interference in the latest flying spectacle. Pun intended.

tlongII
08-14-2016, 11:20 AM
Liverpool is damn good this year!

Canyonero
08-14-2016, 11:22 AM
what negro dialect are you speaking son?

Saying wanker is more British than Britain.

lefty
08-14-2016, 11:23 AM
:lol

dfens
08-14-2016, 01:21 PM
Saying wanker is more British than Britain.

son it's impossible to read what this nigga is trying to say tbh.

TheGreatYacht
08-14-2016, 01:31 PM
Did Arsenal even buy anyone relevant? :lol

Wanker loves his no names like Xhaka and Elneny

resistanze
08-14-2016, 01:41 PM
Did Arsenal even buy anyone relevant? :lol

Wanker loves his no names like Xhaka and Elneny

https://s3.postimg.org/c3qbt25qb/20160814_114223.jpg

:lmao

lefty
08-14-2016, 02:48 PM
So is Mustafi joining Arsenal or not?

Also, as much as Giroud sucks, Alexis as a lone striker just doesn't work

NASpurs
08-14-2016, 07:39 PM
Same fucking shit, only thing that changes is the year. Taking up in the ass in the first game of the season is part of the wanker cycle.

TheGreatYacht
08-15-2016, 12:07 PM
https://s3.postimg.org/c3qbt25qb/20160814_114223.jpg

:lmao
Wtf is that?!???!?? Omfg it's worst than I thought :lmao

Jodelo
08-15-2016, 12:14 PM
What is a "Holding"?

lefty
08-15-2016, 01:43 PM
Former Villa striker fatally tasered by cops

He is black btw

Canyonero
08-15-2016, 02:51 PM
So he deserved it.

lefty
08-15-2016, 09:04 PM
Claudio Bravo to Citeh

:lol Hart

TheGreatYacht
08-19-2016, 03:40 PM
I've never seen a more overrated player in my life than Pogba

lefty
08-19-2016, 04:11 PM
Lol game on Friday?

resistanze
08-19-2016, 04:16 PM
Lol game on Friday?

FRIDAY NIGHT FUTBOOOOOOOL

:lmao

lefty
08-20-2016, 10:16 AM
:lol Klopp
:lol hipster

lefty
08-20-2016, 01:24 PM
Lol Arse bailed out by Clattenburg

resistanze
08-20-2016, 02:38 PM
Lol Arse bailed out by Clattenburg

Coquelin should've been sent off, then doesn't call clear penalty for Musa. Shitty ass ref.

DAF86
08-20-2016, 03:06 PM
Claudio Bravo to Citeh

:lol Hart

Wtf son? Why did Barca let him go?

lefty
08-20-2016, 05:03 PM
Wtf son? Why did Barca let him go?

Good money I guess

They still have Stegen and are gonna get another solid GK

TDMVPDPOY
08-27-2016, 09:07 AM
fck epl man, shit kents making english shit kents look good

lefty
08-27-2016, 10:34 AM
Bentaleb excellent in his 1st game with Schalke

:lol Poshittino

:lol Hotspurms

Canyonero
08-27-2016, 11:48 AM
Bentaleb excellent in his 1st game with Schalke

:lol Poshittino

:lol Hotspurms

And still lost.

lefty
08-27-2016, 12:21 PM
And still lost.

Came in as a sub and made an impact offensively
Generated to great chances, too bad his teammates couldn't capitalize

Canyonero
08-27-2016, 01:11 PM
Came in as a sub and made an impact offensively
Generated to great chances, too bad his teammates couldn't capitalize

Not enough tbh

lefty
08-27-2016, 01:39 PM
Not enough tbh

Well he is no ALPHAnaldo obviously

Canyonero
08-27-2016, 03:34 PM
Well he is no ALPHAnaldo obviously

He should have pulled a benchnaldo tbqh.

lefty
08-27-2016, 08:55 PM
He should have pulled a benchnaldo tbqh.

It's Sidenaldo tbh

TDMVPDPOY
08-27-2016, 10:07 PM
tune into the manure game, fck what manure material epl is

Amuseddaysleeper
08-28-2016, 12:35 PM
Wtf son? Why did Barca let him go?

Barca didn't want to let Bravo go, Bravo wanted to be the #1 keeper as did Ter Stegen. Barca opted for the younger GK and had to let Bravo go. Bravo didn't want to be second choice keeper.

DAF86
08-28-2016, 03:00 PM
Barca didn't want to let Bravo go, Bravo wanted to be the #1 keeper as did Ter Stegen. Barca opted for the younger GK and had to let Bravo go. Bravo didn't want to be second choice keeper.

But he wasn't second choice. He was the starter in La Liga. How is he so sure he will start over Hart?

Amuseddaysleeper
08-28-2016, 03:40 PM
But he wasn't second choice. He was the starter in La Liga. How is he so sure he will start over Hart?

Hart is gone by next week, Bravo is 100% starting for Man City. Pep likes goalies who can play out the back and Hart isn't that at all. Hart is already benched and told to pack his things and City has gone as far as to play their mediocre backup goalie for the time being as Bravo comes over. As for Barca, Ter Stegen wanted to be first choice as well and technically was going to last year until he got injured very early on in the season. Bravo played really well while Ter Stegen was injured so they kept Bravo on as first choice. Ter Stegen has been with Barca for 3 years including this season and was always groomed to be first choice. This season both keepers wanted to be first choice and that left Bravo as the odd man out. If Barca had to pick between the younger keeper with tremendous upside vs an excellent Bravo who is as good as he's ever going to get but 33 years old I totally get why they picked Ter Stegen.

lefty
08-28-2016, 04:57 PM
Slimani apparently to Leicester

Played his last game for Sporting Lisbon today as his team beat FC Porto 2-1

It's also his 5 th goal vs Casillas, and Leicester is gonna face Porto in the CL :lol

Canyonero
08-28-2016, 05:52 PM
Better PG than Porker?

Venti Quattro
08-29-2016, 07:17 PM
Slimani apparently to Leicester

Played his last game for Sporting Lisbon today as his team beat FC Porto 2-1

It's also his 5 th goal vs Casillas, and Leicester is gonna face Porto in the CL :lol

Slimani and Adrien

Arsenal and Leicester have a battle for most Muslim fans :lol

lefty
08-30-2016, 12:23 AM
Slimani and Adrien

Arsenal and Leicester have a battle for most Muslim fans :lol
:lmao tbh
:lol people in Algeria watching LCFC games in coffees shops/restaurants last season and buying fake LCFC jerseys

lefty
08-30-2016, 11:53 AM
:lmao Joe Hart to Torino

Venti Quattro
08-30-2016, 09:33 PM
:lmao Joe Hart to Torino

Lesbian cunt to Sevilla

Wilshere to Palace

lefty
08-30-2016, 11:56 PM
Lesbian cunt to Sevilla

Wilshere to Palace

Nasri and Sevilla are actually a good match

Jack Weelchair to CP, crofl academy

BTW Rosicky went back to Sparta Prague. He did say he would retire there one day

lefty
08-31-2016, 11:24 AM
Jack to Bournemouth

Rofl

resistanze
08-31-2016, 01:13 PM
Jack to Bournemouth

Rofl

:lmao

NASpurs
08-31-2016, 05:59 PM
Jack to Bournemouth

Rofl

Overrated piece of shit, is there any way we can make this move permanently?

:lol today's English fans

resistanze
08-31-2016, 07:18 PM
Selling and buying back players

Chelsea with Matic
Manure with Pogba
Chelsea with Luiz

:lol Today's EPL

lefty
08-31-2016, 11:25 PM
Selling and buying back players

Chelsea with Matic
Manure with Pogba
Chelsea with Luiz

:lol Today's EPL

:lmao at MU's deficit on Pogba's transactions

lefty
09-09-2016, 02:15 PM
:lmao


"Wilshere is a world-class player, he doesn't have to show me his quality," said Wenger.

"I hope personally that he stays his whole career here."


Wenger just said that

lefty
09-09-2016, 03:12 PM
:lol my niglet Bentaleb bossing Bayern's midfield
:lol Tottenham HotSpurms

:lol Poshittino

pgardn
09-10-2016, 07:35 AM
Damn United is sooooo slow. Fellani, Rooney, Ibrahimabitch and thankfully Mourhino left Mata out. Pogba is being wasted as he cant do anything all alone chasing with no possession. There is no such thing as a 50/50 ball on the ground, no speed in the middle, getting outrun.

Manu U tactics: get the ball down the wings where they do have some speed and lob the ball up into the box relying on their height.

And Pep gets rid of Hart for a goalie that can pass and has given Ibrahimabitch 4 sitters and he converts one. But tactic wise Pep is going to force Mourhino into yellows because they have to take chances to gain any possession. I don't see how they can keep the current mud slow group. I guess hope the bitch gets more sitters. Blinded by speed so far but still in the game.

pgardn
09-10-2016, 07:38 AM
:lol my niglet Bentaleb bossing Bayern's midfield
:lol Tottenham HotSpurms

:lol Poshittino

Im glad he is getting his chance because Deli is twice the player. Bayern grabbed the wrong guy. If Bentaleb is bossing, Ali would be declared the best player in the world on that team.

lefty
09-10-2016, 09:37 AM
Im glad he is getting his chance because Deli is twice the player. Bayern grabbed the wrong guy. If Bentaleb is bossing, Ali would be declared the best player in the world on that team.

2 different positions tbh

TDMVPDPOY
09-10-2016, 09:55 AM
as long manure is still build around shrek, they aint going nowhere.... u cant just buy technical players hoping they mesh with no talent clowns who cant read the game...

as for pogba the shit kent? 110m for that pos? lmao didnt even do anything worth mentioning....

lol playing a bunch of young clowns like lingaard, u fkn serious? first half the whole team just stood around didnt even attempt to go after the ball

lefty
09-10-2016, 10:43 AM
:lol Pogba is overrated as fuck

lefty
09-10-2016, 10:56 AM
:lol Refsenal

lefty
09-10-2016, 11:11 AM
Oh and that goal allowed by Citeh...

Hart would have caught that

Canyonero
09-10-2016, 11:49 AM
:lol Stones

resistanze
09-10-2016, 01:37 PM
:lol Pogba is overrated as fuck


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Jfn-U6EGzU

lefty
09-11-2016, 11:24 AM
Holy shit, Cheski with B2B fuck ups :lol

TheGreatYacht
09-13-2016, 06:55 AM
:lol Pogba is overrated as fuck
The most overrated POS I've ever seen tbh :lol probably only Rooney it was far worse in his prime

resistanze
09-17-2016, 09:45 AM
Wow, Arsenal is soo fucking horrible. Not starting your signing of the summer (Xhaka), you #1 striker has played more for national team than club team, Walcott and Iwobi starting, should be up 3-0 on Hull but refuse to score, even penalties.

lefty
09-17-2016, 09:56 AM
Slimani goal :worthy:

resistanze
09-17-2016, 10:00 AM
Slimani goal :worthy:

Arsenal should've went for him tbh. Instead we got Lucas Perez.

lefty
09-17-2016, 10:08 AM
Arsenal should've went for him tbh. Instead we got Lucas Perez.
:lol arsene

Slimani just scored a 2nd goal btw

resistanze
09-17-2016, 10:41 AM
:lol arsene

Slimani just scored a 2nd goal btw

It's amazing, Beneteke to Crystal Palace, Mane to Liverpool, Slimani to Leicester, Ibra to Manure..and they got Luca Perez :lmao

Canyonero
09-17-2016, 11:02 AM
When did West Ham become so shitty?

Hoops Czar
09-17-2016, 12:45 PM
Wow, Arsenal is soo fucking horrible. Not starting your signing of the summer (Xhaka), you #1 striker has played more for national team than club team, Walcott and Iwobi starting, should be up 3-0 on Hull but refuse to score, even penalties.

No worries... Arsenal along with the rest are playing for 2nd place because nobody's beating Man City, NOBODY!

resistanze
09-17-2016, 02:42 PM
No worries... Arsenal along with the rest are playing for 2nd place because nobody's beating Man City, NOBODY!

Anyone but United (and Livershit).

Canyonero
09-17-2016, 06:05 PM
Imagine if Everton wins this.

lefty
09-18-2016, 08:23 AM
:lmao Cucknited

lefty
09-18-2016, 08:25 AM
BREAKING: Juventus will be taken to court for selling a Chinese product to Manchester United

TheGreatYacht
09-18-2016, 08:41 AM
I'll take credit for being ahead of the curb on Pogfraud tbh they ain't listen tho

TDMVPDPOY
09-18-2016, 10:42 AM
lol manure united...payin 100m for a fraud who hasnt delivered shit

resistanze
09-18-2016, 11:03 AM
:lmao Cucknited

777489846919172096

lefty
09-18-2016, 11:44 AM
777489846919172096

That Rockets jersey is fitting

spursistan
09-18-2016, 03:37 PM
The United roster is obviously second rate with a bunch of washedup and overpriced dudes but it one thing is also becoming clear: Mourinho has been out of his coaching prime since his last year with Real....

I expect another unimpressive Mou' 3-year cycle at Old Trafford.. they may snag an EPL but United won't be back among Europe powerhouses any time soon..

meanwhile..


777493735450042368

spursistan
09-18-2016, 05:21 PM
777504655697936384

dfens
09-23-2016, 12:41 AM
when I was laughing at pogba at the euros and calling him a monkey y'all niggas said I was racist .. well, now you see that he really is a monkey, with no correlation to his skin color. :lol

resistanze
09-24-2016, 01:04 PM
:lmao Chelsea

Canyonero
09-24-2016, 01:30 PM
M:lolu

lefty
09-24-2016, 01:35 PM
M:lolu
Mou?

You know he is not coaching Chelsea anymore

Canyonero
09-24-2016, 07:40 PM
Mou?

You know he is not coaching Chelsea anymore

He planted the seed tbh

lefty
09-28-2016, 11:19 AM
:lmao Big Sam

spursistan
10-02-2016, 08:45 AM
Manchested Utd are looking every part of a pretender or worse..

Honestly they are closer to becoming the new AC Milan than to rejoining Europe's top tier :lol..

TDMVPDPOY
10-02-2016, 09:10 AM
manurecity getting their shit pushed in by a rooster sitting ona ball..nothing to see here

spursistan
10-02-2016, 09:35 AM
hideous kits for City..

TDMVPDPOY
10-02-2016, 10:07 AM
lol spending 100m on a fraudster....

shouldve spent that on gareth bale...so far this season he has score more goals then fraudster and swedish kent combined...

lefty
10-02-2016, 10:50 AM
:lmao Cucknited
:lmao Pep Jackson

lefty
10-02-2016, 10:50 AM
hideous kits for City..
Agreed

dfens
10-03-2016, 02:32 PM
who watches this shit tbh?

lefty
10-03-2016, 02:37 PM
who watches this shit tbh?
Eh I just look at the scores for the lulz

Watched Bayern v Koln ; heck of a game, Koln almost won it on that injury time counter attack :lol

BVB vs Bayer wasnt bad either

dfens
10-03-2016, 02:55 PM
Eh I just look at the scores for the lulz

Watched Bayern v Koln ; heck of a game, Koln almost won it on that injury time counter attack :lol

BVB vs Bayer wasnt bad either

we got good football in germany. But you can't beat NT action, it brings the best and the worst in fans :lol There is no more loyalty in club football, no more normality, just teams stacked with talent but with little true heart. Frankly I rarely watch anything but high stakes matches (for the skill) and NT competition (for what football should be). 20 years ago the clubs had much more of an identity ... these days it's all a wash sadly.

resistanze
10-03-2016, 04:11 PM
:lmao Arsenal with the gift win
:lmao ref
:lmao idiot linesman
:lmao missed offside then handball goal

lefty
10-03-2016, 04:47 PM
:lmao Arsenal with the gift win
:lmao ref
:lmao idiot linesman
:lmao missed offside then handball goal

Refsenal!

Canyonero
10-03-2016, 05:49 PM
we got good football in germany. But you can't beat NT action, it brings the best and the worst in fans :lol There is no more loyalty in club football, no more normality, just teams stacked with talent but with little true heart. Frankly I rarely watch anything but high stakes matches (for the skill) and NT competition (for what football should be). 20 years ago the clubs had much more of an identity ... these days it's all a wash sadly.

Son what team do you root for in Naziliga?

dfens
10-04-2016, 04:57 AM
Son what team do you root for in Naziliga?

The team where I played football as a kid : Vfr Mannheim (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/VfR_Mannheim). We don't get any tv time but one of my childhood buddies keeps me informed, he has a shop close to the training ground :lol
I'm a fan of football tbh, I don't care for the names at club level, as nobody represents anything these days. NT only true form of world class football that means something tbh.

Canyonero
10-04-2016, 10:41 AM
The team where I played football as a kid : Vfr Mannheim (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/VfR_Mannheim). We don't get any tv time but one of my childhood buddies keeps me informed, he has a shop close to the training ground :lol
I'm a fan of football tbh, I don't care for the names at club level, as nobody represents anything these days. NT only true form of world class football that means something tbh.

That name sounds so nazi tbh. Any known footballer who played for them?

lefty
10-04-2016, 10:44 AM
Any known footballer who played for them?
dfens

dfens
10-04-2016, 04:45 PM
That name sounds so nazi tbh. Any known footballer who played for them?

there are a couple of club legends from the 40s tbh, some anti-nazi german who fought in the french foreign forces :wow and some dude who was a paratrooper war time hero:lol

in the modern era I think the only known player with real ties to the club is Umit Davala (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C3%9Cmit_Davala), who came through the youth system ... played against him a couple of times, his technical ability made it like playing vs messi tbh :lol The difference between pros and amateurs is crazy tbh : positioning, anticipation, ball control, etc ... even the most random euro/world cup level player are insanely talented, this dude got a fucking bronze medal at wc2002, probably the goat talent to ever grace our prestigious club :lol

Canyonero
10-04-2016, 05:45 PM
there are a couple of club legends from the 40s tbh, some anti-nazi german who fought in the french foreign forces :wow and some dude who was a paratrooper war time hero:lol

in the modern era I think the only known player with real ties to the club is Umit Davala (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C3%9Cmit_Davala), who came through the youth system ... played against him a couple of times, his technical ability made it like playing vs messi tbh :lol The difference between pros and amateurs is crazy tbh : positioning, anticipation, ball control, etc ... even the most random euro/world cup level player are insanely talented, this dude got a fucking bronze medal at wc2002, probably the goat talent to ever grace our prestigious club :lol

Nice resumé. You should name your stadium after him imho.

resistanze
10-23-2016, 10:34 AM
:lol Mou Jackson

lefty
10-23-2016, 11:23 AM
:lol fax machine curse
:lol sor alex curse
:lol Pogbust
:lol Cucknited

spursistan
10-23-2016, 11:36 AM
All those United fans who in the off-season thought a washedup Mou will instantly turn them into contender :lmao

spursistan
10-23-2016, 11:38 AM
Real talk: will United make the CL next season? :lol

resistanze
10-23-2016, 11:44 AM
Kante >>>>> Pogdance

resistanze
10-23-2016, 12:06 PM
:lol fax machine curse
:lol sor alex curse
:lol Pogbust
:lol Cucknited

777489846919172096

lefty
10-23-2016, 12:06 PM
:lol Bentaleb with 2 goals for Schalke today, his 3rd this season
:lol Spurms
:lol Poshittino

resistanze
10-23-2016, 12:18 PM
790237900323586049

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfRI34X6CwU
http://i.imgur.com/QONVIyz.gif

lefty
10-23-2016, 12:46 PM
790237900323586049

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfRI34X6CwU
http://i.imgur.com/QONVIyz.gif

New contending GIF :

http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/oooh.gif

TheGreatYacht
10-24-2016, 03:51 AM
:lol fax machine curse
:lol sor alex curse
:lol Pogbust
:lol Cucknited
:lmao

lefty
10-26-2016, 01:57 PM
Bentaleb with 3 goals and 2 assists with Schalke this season, he is chichariting

:lol Poshittino

:lol Argie coaches

:lol HotSpurms

:lol EPLOL

Canyonero
10-26-2016, 02:08 PM
Bentaleb with 3 goals and 2 assists with Schalke this season, he is chichariting

:lol Poshittino

:lol Argie coaches

:lol HotSpurms

:lol EPLOL

:lol Algeria

DAF86
10-26-2016, 02:20 PM
Bentaleb with 3 goals and 2 assists with Schalke this season, he is chichariting

:lol Poshittino

:lol Argie coaches

:lol HotSpurms

:lol EPLOL

What's the problem with Argies coaches? Outside from the ones that get to coach the Argie NT. :bang

dfens
10-27-2016, 01:39 PM
What's the problem with Argies coaches? Outside from the ones that get to coach the Argie NT. :bang

obviously the good ones don't want to associate themselves with your federation..

resistanze
10-29-2016, 07:21 PM
Surprised it wasn't said today

LMAO Manure
LMAO Poorinho

lefty
10-29-2016, 11:01 PM
Surprised it wasn't said today

LMAO Manure
LMAO Poorinho

http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/oooh.gif

lefty
10-31-2016, 11:30 PM
Joe Allen has been directly involved in more Premier League goals this season (6) than Zlatan Ibrahimovic and Paul Pogba combined (5).

lefty
11-06-2016, 12:11 PM
Aaaaand Bentaleb with another goal for Schalke

:lol Poshittino
:lol Hotspurms

TheGreatYacht
11-06-2016, 03:05 PM
Bob Bradley :lmao

Americunt :lmao

Canyonero
11-19-2016, 10:25 AM
Cabaye with the Messi look

lefty
12-03-2016, 10:07 AM
:lmao Pep Jackson
:lmao KuRt Aguero

Venti Quattro
12-09-2016, 10:23 PM
Surprised it wasn't said today

LMAO Manure
LMAO Poorinho

We still can't beat those stupid cunts at Old Trafford

lefty
12-10-2016, 12:41 PM
:lol Pep Jackson

:cry my nuggahs Slimani and Mahrez assisting left and right

Canyonero
12-10-2016, 12:50 PM
:lol 3-0

lefty
12-10-2016, 12:53 PM
My boyz assisting in all goals :cry

Amuseddaysleeper
12-10-2016, 12:54 PM
lefty get in!


https://my.mixtape.moe/mxluaa.mp4


That pass, my god

TheGreatYacht
12-10-2016, 12:58 PM
Pep Jackson playing his garbage countrymen Navas & Silva :lol

Theyve scored like 1 goal in 3 years

resistanze
12-10-2016, 01:04 PM
lefty get in!


https://my.mixtape.moe/mxluaa.mp4


That pass, my god

Banderas.gif

lefty
12-10-2016, 01:07 PM
lefty get in!


https://my.mixtape.moe/mxluaa.mp4


That pass, my god
:cry

lefty
12-10-2016, 01:08 PM
Banderas.gif

So did you go to the Stokes game?

spursistan
12-10-2016, 01:08 PM
Pepe Jackson :lmao
Manure City :lmao

Amuseddaysleeper
12-10-2016, 01:11 PM
This goal from the Watford match :wow

https://my.mixtape.moe/ueimll.mp4

lefty
12-10-2016, 02:09 PM
Somewhere Joe Hart ans Pellegrini are laughing

lefty
12-10-2016, 03:38 PM
Slimani is only the 2nd player in PL history to register 2 assists in the first 5 minutes of a PL game. The 1st one was Arshavin.

Venti Quattro
12-10-2016, 04:18 PM
Somewhere Joe Hart ans Pellegrini are laughing

:lmao Fraudiola

resistanze
12-11-2016, 04:47 AM
So did you go to the Stokes game?

Yup, definitely best live sporting experience I've gone to tbh.

The energy was top notch. 10/10 will recommend to friends

lefty
12-11-2016, 10:50 AM
Yup, definitely best live sporting experience I've gone to tbh.

The energy was top notch. 10/10 will recommend to friends

Post pics pls

Canyonero
12-11-2016, 10:59 AM
Slimani is only the 2nd player in PL history to register 2 assists in the first 5 minutes of a PL game. The 1st one was Arshavin.

Wow, that's such a GOAT tier.

lefty
12-11-2016, 11:55 AM
Wow, that's such a GOAT tier.

Even Misty didn't do that

lefty
12-11-2016, 11:55 AM
Also : Poshittino :lol

Canyonero
12-12-2016, 12:23 PM
Is Aguero coming back this wednesday?

Amuseddaysleeper
12-12-2016, 12:47 PM
Is Aguero coming back this wednesday?

Suspended until New Year's.

Canyonero
12-13-2016, 05:06 PM
Arsenal choked this one tbh.

Amuseddaysleeper
12-14-2016, 09:41 PM
https://streamable.com/q165

Oh my :lmao

lefty
12-14-2016, 10:07 PM
Yeah saw that sequence the other day


:lol but with the Benny Hill music holy shit

Amuseddaysleeper
12-14-2016, 10:13 PM
Yeah saw that sequence the other day


:lol but with the Benny Hill music holy shit

:lol so good

lefty
12-14-2016, 11:01 PM
:lol so good
EPLOL sequence with an English comedy show musical theme

Could not be more fitting

resistanze
12-15-2016, 05:49 PM
Post pics pls

soon tbh

lefty
12-15-2016, 10:25 PM
soon tbh

IMO

quentin_compson
12-18-2016, 11:58 AM
Pretty decent first half from Arsenal at the Etihad.

quentin_compson
12-18-2016, 12:32 PM
... and an abysmal second half. Good ole Arsenal. :lol

resistanze
12-18-2016, 01:25 PM
... and an abysmal second half. Good ole Arsenal. :lol

Shat the bed two games in a row. I should've taken a swing at Arsene, sorry guys.

lefty
12-18-2016, 02:03 PM
Shat the bed two games in a row. I should've taken a swing at Arsene, sorry guys.

:lol

Canyonero
12-18-2016, 04:19 PM
Arsenal is 4th now.

Amuseddaysleeper
12-18-2016, 04:43 PM
Some things never change.

lefty
12-31-2016, 05:41 PM
:lol Pep Jackson
:lol losing to a hipster

quentin_compson
01-01-2017, 11:25 AM
Giroud with the goal of the year on January 1st. :wow

Jodelo
01-01-2017, 12:31 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2gq6tIX7HM

lefty
01-01-2017, 01:13 PM
Not as nice as Coridon's

resistanze
01-02-2017, 02:28 PM
That United and West Ham game was one of the worst refereed games I've ever watched. A foul that was barely a yellow card called a red card, a player who was offside that goal would have stood if not for an amazing goal line save by the Keeper, and then a goal where three United players were offside.

lefty
01-02-2017, 03:36 PM
That United and West Ham game was one of the worst refereed games I've ever watched. A foul that was barely a yellow card called a red card, a player who was offside that goal would have stood if not for an amazing goal line save by the Keeper, and then a goal where three United players were offside.
:lol Mike Dean tbh

:lol poor Feghouli, wasn't playing with WHU since came back from injuries and just got dropped from the NT for AFCON.
:lol Finally started today and was playing well and gets a BS red after 14 minutes

resistanze
01-02-2017, 05:17 PM
:lol Mike Dean tbh

:lol poor Feghouli, wasn't playing with WHU since came back from injuries and just got dropped from the NT for AFCON.
:lol Finally started today and was playing well and gets a BS red after 14 minutes

Mike Dean is the worst referee in the league, bar none.

Linesmen and him should be assaulted, tbh.

lefty
01-02-2017, 08:38 PM
Mike Dean is the worst referee in the league, bar none.

Linesmen and him should be assaulted, tbh.

I thought loliga refs were bad, but Dean has reached Bavetta levels of shitiness

NASpurs
01-03-2017, 03:09 PM
Anyone else watching this shit?

Is there a St. Wankers Day? :lol

Blow your load to stay afloat in the title race and be out by the turn of the new year. :lol

resistanze
01-03-2017, 03:12 PM
Anyone else watching this shit?

Is there a St. Wankers Day? :lol

Blow your load to stay afloat in the title race and be out by the turn of the new year. :lol

:lmao like clockwork

Xhaka is a really, really dumb player.

NASpurs
01-03-2017, 03:23 PM
:lmao like clockwork

Xhaka is a really, really dumb player.

And Bellerin half assing on defense for that first goal for Bournemouth.

Nigga looks like a gay 80s porn star with that 'stache :lol

NASpurs
01-03-2017, 04:30 PM
Ramsey as usual, instead of doing something simple, he tries to add flair. Fucking piece of shit is only good for his national team.

NASpurs
01-03-2017, 04:35 PM
That nigga Giroud :wow

NASpurs
01-03-2017, 04:40 PM
Uhh... wtf, feels like they blew the whistle to end the game kind of early.

Jodelo
01-03-2017, 04:43 PM
Xhaka is so bad :lol Only pass backwards

resistanze
01-03-2017, 05:09 PM
Uhh... wtf, feels like they blew the whistle to end the game kind of early.

They mailed it in after 3-3. WTF not touching the ball or putting pressure on ten men??

quentin_compson
01-03-2017, 05:31 PM
Crazy game.

Canyonero
01-03-2017, 05:48 PM
Arsenal securing dat 4th place.

lefty
01-05-2017, 02:17 PM
:lmao
Four of West Ham's last five red cards have been rescinded upon review...

lefty
01-07-2017, 01:05 PM
:lmao Cucknited

TheGreatYacht

https://mobile.twitter.com/ThePLZone/status/817718833163227136

TheGreatYacht
01-07-2017, 01:30 PM
:lmao Cucknited

TheGreatYacht (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=43719)

https://mobile.twitter.com/ThePLZone/status/817718833163227136
I'll take this small victory :lmao

Faggots haven't given me any joy now that they're stomping on EPLOL farmers

lefty
01-07-2017, 02:53 PM
I'll take this small victory :lmao

Faggots haven't given me any joy now that they're stomping on EPLOL farmers

Refnited tbh

Canyonero
01-21-2017, 12:01 PM
Rooney is now the all-time ManU topscorer.

quentin_compson
01-21-2017, 01:47 PM
Lloris gifting City two goals. But now Tottenham get one back.

resistanze
01-21-2017, 02:37 PM
Referee was terrible, clearly a penalty and red card for that push. This is why people dive.

quentin_compson
01-22-2017, 10:41 AM
Xhaka being red carded again. :lol

quentin_compson
01-26-2017, 12:52 PM
An apparently drunk Rod Stewart makes a funny appearance at the TV draw for the Scottish Cup:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_DvSxDqIQng

NASpurs
01-31-2017, 02:59 PM
Fucking Wankers are already down 2-0 with 15 minutes in the game.

NASpurs
01-31-2017, 03:04 PM
:lmao thank God Ramshit is out, that didn't take long

resistanze
01-31-2017, 03:28 PM
Ozil is such a mental midget :lol

And Sanchez has been poor

lefty
01-31-2017, 04:58 PM
:lol

140
02-02-2017, 12:15 PM
:lol peter crouch still scoring goals
:lol EPLOL

lefty
02-02-2017, 12:41 PM
:lol peter crouch still scoring goals
:lol EPLOL

:lol

lefty
02-07-2017, 03:09 PM
Klopp and Rodgers have identical records through their first 54 PL matches with Liverpool
TheGreatYacht

resistanze
02-11-2017, 01:06 PM
https://twitter.com/TheFamousRed/status/830476924820586496

:lmao

Commentator will apologize soon tbh

lefty
02-11-2017, 01:30 PM
:wow Bentaleb still beasting in BuLi, what an assist today

:lol Poshittino
:lol argie coaches

DAF86
02-13-2017, 11:42 AM
:wow Bentaleb still beasting in BuLi, what an assist today

:lol Poshittino
:lol argie coaches

What's wrong with Argie coaches? Simeone, Sampaoli, Berizzo, Pellegrino, etc. all doing pretty good, tbh. The only ones that suck are the ones in charge of the NT. :cry

Canyonero
02-13-2017, 11:44 AM
Just lefty being a faggot.

lefty
02-13-2017, 12:36 PM
What's wrong with Argie coaches? Simeone, Sampaoli, Berizzo, Pellegrino, etc. all doing pretty good, tbh. The only ones that suck are the ones in charge of the NT. :cry

:lol my bad

Pellegrino is not Argie by the way

DAF86
02-13-2017, 12:45 PM
:lol my bad

Pellegrino is not Argie by the way

What? And what nationality would he be then? :lol

lefty
02-13-2017, 01:28 PM
What? And what nationality would he be then? :lol

:lol at me
:lol I thought it was Pellegrini
:lol fucking Mourinho calling him "Mr Pellegrino"

DAF86
02-27-2017, 01:00 PM
https://www.turiver.com/foros/cache.php?img=http%3A%2F%2Fimg-9gag-fun.9cache.com%2Fphoto%2FaBWW7QP_460s.jpg

Canyonero
02-27-2017, 01:17 PM
That explains everything.

lefty
02-27-2017, 04:21 PM
:lmao Liverpool
:lmao Leicester up 3-0
:lmao Klopp
:lmao Hipster

TheGreatYacht

spursistan
02-27-2017, 04:54 PM
:lmao Liverpool:lmao Leicester up 3-0:lmao Klopp:lmao Hipster TheGreatYachtTeams that keep hiring these one-season wonder coaches :lol

TheGreatYacht
02-27-2017, 05:00 PM
:lmao Liverpool
:lmao Leicester up 3-0
:lmao Klopp
:lmao Hipster

TheGreatYacht (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=43719)
We tried to tell them. We warned them about Pep too.

TheGreatYacht
02-27-2017, 05:03 PM
836334451059802113

lefty
02-27-2017, 06:52 PM
836334451059802113
:lol

lefty
02-28-2017, 09:22 AM
Teams that keep hiring these one-season wonder coaches :lol

:lmao also got rid of Sakho because he wasn't a robot
:lmao had to play Leivs instead yesterday

Canyonero
02-28-2017, 07:32 PM
Rooney to Everton next season?

lefty
03-01-2017, 12:41 AM
Rooney to Everton next season?

In Koeman's dreams

resistanze
03-04-2017, 01:17 PM
I think Wenger is actually trying to get sacked.

lefty
03-04-2017, 02:06 PM
:lol Bentaleb with another goal in BuLi

:lol Poshittino
:lol Hotspurms

Canyonero
03-18-2017, 09:37 AM
Arselol again.

resistanze
03-18-2017, 10:27 AM
Players quit on Wanker...it's happening

















http://i.imgur.com/TzBcrox.gif

Amuseddaysleeper
03-21-2017, 08:40 PM
resistanze my friend, I know these are tough times but this song is just too much :lmao :lmao



https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=26&v=SdA25y6JOL8

Canyonero
04-02-2017, 11:17 AM
Good game so far tbh

resistanze
04-02-2017, 12:10 PM
resistanze my friend, I know these are tough times but this song is just too much :lmao :lmao



https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=26&v=SdA25y6JOL8

My ears bled, tbh. Couldn't watch the whole thing

lefty
04-05-2017, 06:18 PM
:lol John Stones
:lol Caballero

:lol Pep Jackson

lefty
04-10-2017, 04:02 PM
:lol Arsenal

lefty
04-10-2017, 04:05 PM
resistanze

https://twitter.com/BenSpelman/status/851541410109173760

resistanze
04-10-2017, 04:06 PM
:lol Arsenal

:lmao Wankers
:lmao Top 4 trophy gone
:lmao muh profits
:lmao highest matchday tickets in Europe
:lmao 5th most valuable club in world
:lmao In Wanker we trust
:lmao Miser redneck American majority owner
:lmao re-signing wanker
:lmao Sanchez to Chelsea
:lmao Shit club

TheGreatYacht
04-10-2017, 05:30 PM
:lmao Wankers
:lmao Top 4 trophy gone
:lmao muh profits
:lmao highest matchday tickets in Europe
:lmao 5th most valuable club in world
:lmao In Wanker we trust
:lmao Miser redneck American majority owner
:lmao re-signing wanker
:lmao Sanchez to Chelsea
:lmao Shit club
Only one man can fix this lad

http://e2.365dm.com/16/05/16-9/20/louis-van-gaal-manchester-united-premier-league_3471886.jpg?20160523191011

spursistan
04-10-2017, 06:27 PM
851556402845954049

:lmao..

resistanze
04-11-2017, 01:11 AM
851556402845954049

:lmao..

LMAO

lefty
04-11-2017, 10:02 PM
resistanze

https://twitter.com/BenSpelman/status/851541410109173760

resistanze NASpurs how the f did you miss this tbh

dfens
04-17-2017, 07:49 AM
seriously wenger has to have some real dirt on the owners :lmao

lefty
04-30-2017, 08:16 PM
:lol Arsenal

lefty
05-07-2017, 11:35 AM
United could use a fax machine right now

NASpurs
05-07-2017, 11:54 AM
The club and that French piece of shit are going to announce his contract extension after this game.

lefty
05-07-2017, 01:39 PM
The club and that French piece of shit are going to announce his contract extension after this game.

:lol didn't watch the game but I'm sure Arsene had that smug on his face after the final whistle

resistanze
05-07-2017, 06:31 PM
:lol didn't watch the game but I'm sure Arsene had that smug on his face after the final whistle

Yup