I'm drunk

[benefactor]

And it's 8 p.m. on a Tuesday. So this is how we're going to do it:

Fuck you Avante. Do you ever fucking get tired of lying about every single aspect of your life? I mean really... everyone here realized long ago thank you are useless tub of goo who has not seen his dick in over a decade. Seriously, it's time to stop. Dying alone on the internet talking about how much weight you can lift and how fast you were it's not a way to go out.

Fuck you Fabbs. Take your dick and give it away to someone who can use it. You and your Gossip Girl bullshit has long run its course. No one gives a fuck what's happening with OJ's daughter. Between your annoying bullshit upstairs and you're fucking gossip shit down here it's probably better for everyone if you just go ahead and eat a shotgun shell.

And of course there is Kool, who still follows me around even though I buried him long ago. Perhaps at some point you're small uncircumcised penis might find the warm confines the vagina but it is highly unlikely. No one wants to fuck you...so just continue playing with it until the head pushes through the end of the anteater. PornHub has got your back all day everyday.

Special shout out to Fuzzy...who I've never really spent much time talking to but have noticed that has female tendencies run deeper the San Andreas Fault. I see you post and I just feel terrible for any human beings that have real meaningful interactions with you. I bet that they want to punch you in the throat every time you open your mouth in order to keep you from ever speaking again.

[Joseph Kony]

:tu

[Avante]

And it's 8 p.m. on a Tuesday. So this is how we're going to do it:

Fuck you Avante. Do you ever fucking get tired of lying about every single aspect of your life? I mean really... everyone here realized long ago thank you are useless tub of goo who has not seen his dick in over a decade. Seriously, it's time to stop. Dying alone on the internet talking about how much weight you can lift and how fast you were it's not a way to go out.

Fuck you Fabbs. Take your dick and give it away to someone who can use it. You and your Gossip Girl bullshit has long run its course. No one gives a fuck what's happening with OJ's daughter. Between your annoying bullshit upstairs and you're fucking gossip shit down here it's probably better for everyone if you just go ahead and eat a shotgun shell.

And of course there is Kool, who still follows me around even though I buried him long ago. Perhaps at some point you're small uncircumcised penis might find the warm confines the vagina but it is highly unlikely. No one wants to fuck you...so just continue playing with it until the head pushes through the end of the anteater. PornHub has got your back all day everyday.

Special shout out to Fuzzy...who I've never really spent much time talking to but have noticed that has female tendencies run deeper the San Andreas Fault. I see you post and I just feel terrible for any human beings that have real meaningful interactions with you. I bet that they want to punch you in the throat every time you open your mouth in order to keep you from ever speaking again.

Some time ago I posted about a dozen pictures of my Fortress of Solitude. There were all those books, all that music, all those football trophies. There was my bench press. On my walls pictures and pinups of...

blues cats

Robert Johnson
Muddy Waters
Howlin' Wolf
Lightnin' Hoplkins
John Lee Hooker
Johnny Winter

sprinters

Mo Greene
Asafa Powell
Yohan Blake
Usain Bolt
Tyson Gay

Footballers

Jim Brown
Jerry Rice
Abner Haynes

Now think ya fucking drunk, what do I talk about?

Pay attention ya fucking loser.

Big good looking guy who starred in track and football, who has been lifting since I was 15. I am that guy who knows more about the origins, history of those interests of mine than anyone out there. Can totally take all of you to school talking....


football
track
literature
music
rasslin'
life in general

I own three vehicles,a home owner, married to a 5-10 140 pound x-Fresno State basketball star who loves to fuck. I have $$$$$$ all over the place, ok ya fucking drunk?

I have never really went into my HS footballs exploits. The reason being nobody would believe me. I still hold school records and I graduated in 1968.

Fucking drunks, sheesh~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_Nx41eJMlA

[Trainwreck2100]

in like 2 weeks cosmored is going to bump this

[Avante]

This thread needs some drinking music.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WE5pM1HXxlI



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_HzcWqj55d8




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVq27glkY_A

[DJR210]

And it's 8 p.m. on a Tuesday. So this is how we're going to do it:

Fuck you Avante. Do you ever fucking get tired of lying about every single aspect of your life? I mean really... everyone here realized long ago thank you are useless tub of goo who has not seen his dick in over a decade. Seriously, it's time to stop. Dying alone on the internet talking about how much weight you can lift and how fast you were it's not a way to go out.

Fuck you Fabbs. Take your dick and give it away to someone who can use it. You and your Gossip Girl bullshit has long run its course. No one gives a fuck what's happening with OJ's daughter. Between your annoying bullshit upstairs and you're fucking gossip shit down here it's probably better for everyone if you just go ahead and eat a shotgun shell.

And of course there is Kool, who still follows me around even though I buried him long ago. Perhaps at some point you're small uncircumcised penis might find the warm confines the vagina but it is highly unlikely. No one wants to fuck you...so just continue playing with it until the head pushes through the end of the anteater. PornHub has got your back all day everyday.

Special shout out to Fuzzy...who I've never really spent much time talking to but have noticed that has female tendencies run deeper the San Andreas Fault. I see you post and I just feel terrible for any human beings that have real meaningful interactions with you. I bet that they want to punch you in the throat every time you open your mouth in order to keep you from ever speaking again.

:rollin well done

:lmao rapevante
:lmao "sad glimpses of Fabbs life"
:lmao Kool being the most normal of this list
:lmao Futhy Lumpkinths
:lmao inb4 "oh noesth" and "you calling me gay is just you battling your own disability"
:lmao audible lisp in his posts
:lmao faggot
:lmao nearly have a Spurstalk Social Rejects starting 5
:lmao :lolld f:lolgg:lolt

[Avante]

:rollin well done

:lmao rapevante
:lmao "sad glimpses of Fabbs life"
:lmao Kool being the most normal of this list
:lmao Futhy Lumpkinths
:lmao inb4 "oh noesth" and "you calling me gay is just you battling your own disability"
:lmao audible lisp in his posts
:lmao faggot
:lmao nearly have a Spurstalk Social Rejects starting 5
:lmao :lolld f:lolgg:lolt

Then there is this cock sucker who totally ignores reality and just makes shit up.

Fucking queer.

[Avante]

Now that we have that little prick out of the way.

Getting back to drinking.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vD7HDlW3_Mo



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XA8LR62n0Ks




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjVfc8-Y7sQ

[Avante]

Gotta love it.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pdGl9q1LxY

[140]

And it's 8 p.m. on a Tuesday. So this is how we're going to do it:

Fuck you Avante. Do you ever fucking get tired of lying about every single aspect of your life? I mean really... everyone here realized long ago thank you are useless tub of goo who has not seen his dick in over a decade. Seriously, it's time to stop. Dying alone on the internet talking about how much weight you can lift and how fast you were it's not a way to go out.

Fuck you Fabbs. Take your dick and give it away to someone who can use it. You and your Gossip Girl bullshit has long run its course. No one gives a fuck what's happening with OJ's daughter. Between your annoying bullshit upstairs and you're fucking gossip shit down here it's probably better for everyone if you just go ahead and eat a shotgun shell.

And of course there is Kool, who still follows me around even though I buried him long ago. Perhaps at some point you're small uncircumcised penis might find the warm confines the vagina but it is highly unlikely. No one wants to fuck you...so just continue playing with it until the head pushes through the end of the anteater. PornHub has got your back all day everyday.

Special shout out to Fuzzy...who I've never really spent much time talking to but have noticed that has female tendencies run deeper the San Andreas Fault. I see you post and I just feel terrible for any human beings that have real meaningful interactions with you. I bet that they want to punch you in the throat every time you open your mouth in order to keep you from ever speaking again.
:wow

[140]

:rollin well done

:lmao rapevante
:lmao "sad glimpses of Fabbs life"
:lmao Kool being the most normal of this list
:lmao Futhy Lumpkinths
:lmao inb4 "oh noesth" and "you calling me gay is just you battling your own disability"
:lmao audible lisp in his posts
:lmao faggot
:lmao nearly have a Spurstalk Social Rejects starting 5
:lmao :lolld f:lolgg:lolt
:lmao Narutoluva bruh

[Chinook]

Didn't the Texans just open training Camp? If you're getting drunk already, you may as well have an extra liver in the freezer.

[benefactor]

Didn't the Texans just open training Camp? If you're getting drunk already, you may as well have an extra liver in the freezer.
Just doing some preseason conditioning tbh

[lebomb]

I was pretty much intoxicated 4-5 days a week, 1.5 yrs ago. Haven't touched the juice since. My liver thanks me. I feel over 200% better physically. My wife likes me much better as well.

[Blake]

I was pretty much intoxicated 4-5 days a week, 1.5 yrs ago. Haven't touched the juice since. My liver thanks me. I feel over 200% better physically. My wife likes me much better as well.

It'll all be for nothing if you get butt disease in your tongue

[Robz4000]

Thank God, football season is almost here. We need at least one forum teaming with life and the NFL forum just happens to generally be the best.

[Silver&Black]

Thank God, football season is almost here.

Robz

[Avante]

Thank God, football season is almost here. We need at least one forum teaming with life and the NFL forum just happens to generally be the best.

Division winners

Steelers
Raiders
Jags
Pats

Seahawks
Packers
Panthers

of all the divisions the NFL East is one big....???????????????????????????

2016 will be the season that Russell Wilson distances himself from Andrew Luck, there will be no more debate after 2016.

[lebomb]

It'll all be for nothing if you get butt disease in your tongue


LOL.........Blake is scared of a chicks ass. Hence the cuckage. :claw

[Robz4000]

Division winners

Steelers
Raiders
Jags
Pats

Seahawks
Packers
Panthers

of all the divisions the NFL East is one big....???????????????????????????

2016 will be the season that Russell Wilson distances himself from Andrew Luck, there will be no more debate after 2016.

:lol "debate"

[chunticakes]

LOL.........Blake is scared of a chicks ass. Hence the cuckage. :claw

:lol

Same thing I told him. If you don't toss your woman's salad some other nigga will :lol

[chunticakes]

Just doing some preseason conditioning tbh

There's not much else to do these days. Fatball just doesn't cut it, tbh..

[140]

There's not much else to do these days. Fatball just doesn't cut it, tbh..
:lol

[xXx]

I was pretty much intoxicated 4-5 days a week, 1.5 yrs ago. Haven't touched the juice since. My liver thanks me. I feel over 200% better physically. My wife likes me much better as well.

How long you been married now you drunk bastard?

[lebomb]

How long you been married now you drunk bastard?

Just celebrated a year. We have been together for over 5yrs though. Also, that is FORMER drunk bastard to you man. :toast :claw

[xXx]

All good. Props. So you were really getting hammered on the lead up to the wedding. Ha. Been there man...

[lebomb]

:lol

Same thing I told him. If you don't toss your woman's salad some other nigga will :lol

Its your WIFE niggra!!! You are supposed to toss her salad!!! Blake was scurrd, now some 6'-8" niggra is lickin that asshole like stamps, and shovin his big black greasy fried chicken eatin monster cawk all deep in her creamin, wet, squirtin roast beef sammich lookin vagina.

Could have all been prevented if Blake would not have been yella and gone ahead and tasted that clean, perfumed balloon knot like she asked him to.

:depressed

[lebomb]

All good. Props. So you were really getting hammered on the lead up to the wedding. Ha. Been there man...

Yes, I was basically intoxicated every day of the week. LOL

Got off the juice, now Its all good. My life and my marriage.

[xXx]

Eh. I have to see a pic of Blake's wife first.

We know she was a whore. And we know she married guy named "blake" who gets off on being a boring annoyance on our website. Plus he's a liberal piece of shit.

So blakey, was she hot?

[xXx]

Yes, I was basically intoxicated every day of the week. LOL

Got off the juice, now Its all good. My life and my marriage.

Good to you man. Drugs and alcohol can destroy marriage. Glad you fixed UP. Now go lick that ass like only you can!

[lebomb]

Good to you man. Drugs and alcohol can destroy marriage. Glad you fixed UP. Now go lick that ass like only you can!


LMAO........... :lmao

[DJR210]

lebomb has more deadly bacteria in his mouth than a komodo dragon

[xXx]

Ever fucked a komodo dragon though.....

On coke.....fucking nice bro.

[xXx]

Wouldn't kiss one though.

[lebomb]

lebomb has more deadly bacteria in his mouth than a komodo dragon

LMAO at all the virgin cucks that don't know how to please a woman. If you ever, I know its a very long shot, but ever make it down to a womans kitty, slide an inch over to the asshole and give it a nice lick. You will thank me later. You will be :king niggra.

:claw

[DJR210]

LMAO at all the virgin cucks that don't know how to please a woman. If you ever, I know its a very long shot, but ever make it down to a womans kitty, slide an inch over to the asshole and give it a nice lick. You will thank me later. You will be :king niggra.

:claw

:lol I never said I didn't lick women's asses

:claw

[SpursforSix]

LMAO at all the virgin cucks that don't know how to please a woman. If you ever, I know its a very long shot, but ever make it down to a womans kitty, slide an inch over to the asshole and give it a nice lick. You will thank me later. You will be :king niggra.

:claw

An inch??? LOL. Niggra...yo bitches be so fat that you got to use gps to get from her kitty to her butthhole.

[lebomb]

:lol I never said I didn't lick women's asses

:claw

Ok cool! You are good to go then. I will keep that in my memory that you are not scurrd of tha fawtbox.

[lebomb]

An inch??? LOL. Niggra...yo bitches be so fat that you got to use gps to get from her kitty to her butthhole.

I dont use a ruler to measure that isht niggra! Also, I dont have bitches, Im married to an athletic female that works out every single day. Former college volleyball player. She aint no fatty.

[SpursforSix]

I dont use a ruler to measure that isht niggra! Also, I dont have bitches, Im married to an athletic female that works out every single day. Former college volleyball player. She aint no fatty.

how far is "her" ballsack from her butthole?

[I. Hustle]

I dont use a ruler to measure that isht niggra! Also, I dont have bitches, Im married to an athletic female that works out every single day. Former college volleyball player. She aint no fatty.

Hhhmmmm sounds familiar. Have you ever been to Olongapo?

[lebomb]

how far is "her" ballsack from her butthole?


I dont know? I never met your mom.

[lebomb]

Hhhmmmm sounds familiar. Have you ever been to Olongapo?

Not yet, but looking forward to it.

[I. Hustle]

I dont know? I never met your mom.

Dude, you would love her. Her boobs are like BAM! That ass is like BOOM! The way the sweat drips down her adams apple when she is working out... :wow

[xXx]

The thing is, when I tongued my exs ass, I wondered, will she respect me after this? My woman was clean as fuck though. Very nice, might have put half a finger in there too to test waters, but never went anal on her. Love and respect and all. Plus, when there's a perfectly beautiful pussy there, why would I go ass.

All I'm saying, is make her earn that ass Lickin Mr. Lebomb.

[lebomb]

The thing is, when I tongued my exs ass, I wondered, will she respect me after this? My woman was clean as fuck though. Very nice, might have put half a finger in there too to test waters, but never went analysis on her. Love and respect and all. Plus, when there's a perfectly beautiful pussy there, why would I go ass.

All I'm saying, is make her earn that ass Lickin Mr. Lebomb.

Ive done it all with her mang. Not really anything left to do. Marriage is a beautiful thing emotionally and sexually. Niggra can go all out. :claw

[Avante]

The thing is, when I tongued my exs ass, I wondered, will she respect me after this? My woman was clean as fuck though. Very nice, might have put half a finger in there too to test waters, but never went analysis on her. Love and respect and all. Plus, when there's a perfectly beautiful pussy there, why would I go ass.

All I'm saying, is make her earn that ass Lickin Mr. Lebomb.

What an immature little freak, sheesh~~~~~~~~

[lebomb]

What an immature little freak, sheesh~~~~~~~~

LOL...........wow. I thought he was hangin in there Avante. hahaha

[xXx]

I remember when Judy was immature. She licks ass like a champ these days.

[Avante]

I remember when Judy was immature. She licks ass like a champ these days.

Grow up little fella, ok? You come off as a dumbass punk who doesn't know shit.

[xXx]

I remember when Judy didn't know shit. Just a barely pregnant youngin wanting to get fucked by a real man while her track and field fag husband was off fucking children...awww, those were the days...

[Avante]

I remember when Judy didn't know shit. Just a barely pregnant youngin wanting to get fucked by a real man while her track and field fag husband was off fucking children...awww, those were the days...

That is so damn stupid I don't know where to begin, wow!

Dummy, I was 33 when I met Judy, ya dumb fuck.

Is this fucking idiot for real?

[xXx]

I bet your son he would suck my dick for a dollar. I lost. He did it for fifty cents. You raised some good gamblers in that family, lemme tell ya.

[Avante]

I bet your son he would suck my dick for a dollar. I lost. He did it for fifty cents. You raised some good gamblers in that family, lemme tell ya.

My son would take a fucking faggot like you totally apart, he hates queers. I have told him..."calm down son, they are just sick fucks". He tells me..."I don't care dad, I can't stand these sickos".

So why lie ya fucking queer?

[xXx]

My son would take a fucking faggot like you totally apart, he hates queers. I have told him..."calm down son, they are just sick fucks". He tells me..."I don't care dad, I can't stand these sickos".

So why lie ya fucking queer?

Bro. It's a front. Your little man sucks dick like a champ. You should be proud.

[Avante]

Bro. It's a front. Your little man sucks dick like a champ. You should be proud.

Trust me on this one ya little queer, Mason's dislike for sick fucks like you is very real. More than once I;ve had to..."let it go son, they cant help it".

Faggot, are you really this fucked up?

[xXx]

I think he hangs with Judy. That swirl with a twist was something I only experienced with her til little man Mason tried it. That's his name right? I usually call him babe.

[Avante]

I think he hangs with Judy. That swirl with a twist was something I only experienced with her til little man Mason tried it. That's his name right? I usually call him babe.

Let me go ask him about you, be right back.

He said he doesn't know a queer named xXx and lucky for you he doesn't.

Why the lies ya little fag?

[mrsmaalox]

Avante, you actually asked your son if he knows a queer named xXx? :lol

[xXx]

Avante, you actually asked your son if he knows a queer named xXx? :lol


Ha! I'm going to go listen to some Freddie Mercury and Culture club now...

Avon. Like your son would tell you. Lol.

Check just under his cheeks. There are Xs tattooed there.

Yes the middle x is missing
It's an O when he's horny, if you get the picture...

[Avante]

Avante, you actually asked your son if he knows a queer named xXx? :lol

Of course not, he doesn't even live here anymore. As you are well aware of I get a little gang of these dummies following me around so I mess with them. Yep, it's funny.

I did ask Judy once to read something and it was, ...."grow up, ok?"

She is way way above this silliness.

[Avante]

Ha! I'm going to go listen to some Freddie Mercury and Culture club now...

Avon. Like your son would tell you. Lol.

Check just under his cheeks. There are Xs tattooed there.

Yes the middle x is missing
It's an O when he's horny, if you get the picture...

Mental retardation and the internet, not a good combo.

[xXx]

So you admit, even our beloved Judy has asked you to PLEASE GROW THE FUCK UP!

[clambake]

So you admit, even our beloved Judy has asked you to PLEASE GROW THE FUCK UP!

ohhhh thats true.

[Trainwreck2100]

in like 2 weeks cosmored is going to bump this

4 days

[xXx]

Avante, you actually asked your son if he knows a queer named xXx? :lol

Hi Sunshine. You are a brave woman. I like that. Let's go out. I guarantee I'm normal for this boards standards and perfectly straight. How's a meet up at freetail sound?