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SpursforSix
07-26-2016, 10:48 PM
Not really. I had one this morning but that wouldn't have made such an urgent thread as this one.

Avante
07-26-2016, 11:31 PM
True story

So there I sit listening to Jimmie Rodgers....My Good Gals Gone.

As I start to pick my nose, Jimmie sings...."pick it boy, pick it".

Ha~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zurTiqObpGs


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

She told me she wasn' t married. So there we are sitting on her couch when in walks her husband.

hubby....who is he?
wife...just a friend, and he didn't know, ok?
hubby...I noticed that Go Niners sticker on your truck.
Avante..yep, long time fan.
hubby...want a drink?
Avante...sure.

We spent the rest the night talking Niner football and the guy really knew his stuff***. She got bored and went to bed.

*** when ya find somebody who can talk J.D.Smith....whoa!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

There I sit on those hard wood bleachers at Ratcliff Stadium in Fresno, the next event on the track the JC 4x1 relay. I;m checking out the teams...

Contra Costa
Fresno City
Laney
Merritt
San Francisco City.....what a cool name Orenthal James Simpson.

I saw him run that day, talk about a head, cat has a head.

He would go on to run on a WR 4x1 team at USC. Only Heisman winner to hold a WR in track.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

I was just a little kid, about 7. We were all at my great grannies house, she was dying. I was awaken (on the couch) by my great granny, (who was bed ridden) she was standing over me. She smiled and then kissed my forehead and then walked away. So I go back to sleep. When I woke up everyone was all misty eyed and some were crying, great granny was dead.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxjNauWYFfc


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

First record I ever bought with my allowance $$$$$$.





https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36AX554A3ew

Avante
07-27-2016, 12:22 AM
The first song I remember ever hearing. My dad played it all the time.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sIo5x-q1GNo


First favorite song.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVHAQX5sSaU


First song I got a little misty eyed over.





https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6PjzhBAYEU

Avante
07-27-2016, 12:47 AM
This song always reminds me if when I bought my first car, I bought it from a fellow peach picker (summers). It was a 53 Chevy and I paid 300 bucks for it. Being a Mexican he had spray painted the dash a flouresant orange, didn't even ask why. The drivers side door had no latch so he had a little rope tying the door to the car...ha~ He also had am amazing sister, she was gorgeous but spoke no English. That smile......my God. She called me Mucho Grande.

Me and a buddy had our radio out there vs all that Mexican shit, all those horns...sheesh!

Love this song.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubvYQxTXO3U


We were in Hunters Point to decommisson the John A. Bole. That was the first time I heard this, so when I do hear it, yep, I think of those days in Hunters Point and that bar where I actually met Carlos Santana.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyQUCYl-ocs


We were in San Diego at a bar called THE RED COAT INN (the bouncers dressed as red coat soldiers). There were 4 of us all looking for Miss Tonight. I find her and she is long and tall and very cool, and dressed in a black dress. So when the band comes back off break (The Cascades ) we get up to dance, the band does a Hollies cover....



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1l0xpkk0yaQ

Avante
07-27-2016, 01:17 AM
There I was at a cousins house in Hanford smoking a joint with Jan Michael Vincent, yep, the actor. It was my cousin Gary birthday. He'd went to school with Vincent, they were tight. This was on the stereo.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bmbSC9c2ys

140
07-27-2016, 06:59 AM
He also had am amazing sister, she was gorgeous but spoke no English. That smile......my God. She called me Mucho Grande.
Well to be fair adults probably do look like giants to a 7 year old...especially a fat pig like you :lol

I. Hustle
07-27-2016, 09:14 AM
Thread about boners and Avante rushes in to take over.

clambake
07-27-2016, 09:56 AM
Thread about boners and Avante rushes in to take over.

ha

Avante
07-27-2016, 11:01 AM
Well to be fair adults probably do look like giants to a 7 year old...especially a fat pig like you :lol

It just gets dumber and dumber with you. That was totally stupid.

Avante
07-27-2016, 11:02 AM
Thread about boners and Avante rushes in to take over.

Anywhere ya see...AVANTE...here ya come, hahaha~~~~~~~~~

Avante
07-27-2016, 11:04 AM
Avante surrounded by know nothing idiots, ha~~~~~~~~

mrsmaalox
07-27-2016, 11:23 AM
Thread about boners and Avante rushes in to take over.

He's gotta deflect because he can't remember the last time he had one

140
07-27-2016, 11:31 AM
He's gotta deflect because he can't remember the last time he had one
:wow Damn...:wow


:lmao:lmao:lmao

Avante
07-27-2016, 11:32 AM
He's gotta deflect because he can't remember the last time he had one

I wish that were true. Being married to a sex crazed female who refuses to accept the fact I'm getting old and can't do it three/four times a night anymore......sheesh~~~ And no matter what it's...."take a BC you'll be ok, no way you're getting out of this". I've seen the look on her face the few times I had the guts to..."I just can't"....whoa~~~~~~~~~~

And anyone who thinks size doesn't matter is wrong. If I wasn't hauling around this monstrosity she wouldn't be with Judy. She was all giddy when she saw it the first time. Her eyes actually lite up.

I. Hustle
07-27-2016, 12:17 PM
Anywhere ya see...AVANTE...here ya come, hahaha~~~~~~~~~

Oh you'd like that wouldn't you? You'd like to see me come.

I. Hustle
07-27-2016, 12:19 PM
I wish that were true. Being married to a sex crazed female who refuses to accept the fact I'm getting old and can't do it three/four times a night anymore......sheesh~~~ And no matter what it's...."take a BC you'll be ok, no way you're getting out of this". I've seen the look on her face the few times I had the guts to..."I just can't"....whoa~~~~~~~~~~

And anyone who thinks size doesn't matter is wrong. If I wasn't hauling around this monstrosity she wouldn't be with Judy. She was all giddy when she saw it the first time. Her eyes actually lite up.

So you need to take a BC before you can get hard, huh? Does your wife go out and find one? Do you share? Or is he one of those retired athletes you fantasize about?

I. Hustle
07-27-2016, 12:19 PM
He's gotta deflect because he can't remember the last time he had one

Where have you been, mama?

Avante
07-27-2016, 12:22 PM
So you need to take a BC before you can get hard, huh? Does your wife go out and find one? Do you share? Or is he one of those retired athletes you fantasize about?

Dude, are you really so fucking stupid you couldn't see the bullshit there?

My God you're dumb.

SpursforSix
07-27-2016, 01:04 PM
So you need to take a BC before you can get hard, huh? Does your wife go out and find one? Do you share? Or is he one of those retired athletes you fantasize about?

BC!??!?:wow The only way for Avante to get hard is to take a black cock?!?!

SpursforSix
07-27-2016, 01:05 PM
So you need to take a BC before you can get hard, huh? Does your wife go out and find one? Do you share? Or is he one of those retired athletes you fantasize about?


BC!??!?:wow The only way for Avante to get hard is to take a black cock?!?!

NM. BC = black child. I get it now.

clambake
07-27-2016, 01:10 PM
ha ha

Avante
07-27-2016, 01:24 PM
BC!??!?:wow The only way for Avante to get hard is to take a black cock?!?!

Dude, just how many things do you know nothing about?

BC Powder is an over-the-counter (http://www.spurstalk.com/wiki/Over-the-counter_drug) analgesic (http://www.spurstalk.com/wiki/Analgesic) pain reliever owned by Prestige Brands (http://www.spurstalk.com/wiki/Prestige_Brands) and manufactured in Memphis, TN (http://www.spurstalk.com/wiki/Memphis,_TN). It was conceived at the Five Points Drug Company (http://www.spurstalk.com/w/index.php?title=Five_Points_Drug_Company&action=edit&redlink=1) in Durham, North Carolina (http://www.spurstalk.com/wiki/Durham,_North_Carolina), in 1906, by Germain Bernard and C. T. Council, who took the initials of their last names to create the name of the nascent product. Originally produced at the Hepolscheiemer Clinic in Graz (http://www.spurstalk.com/wiki/Graz), Austria (http://www.spurstalk.com/wiki/Austria), it contains 845 mg of aspirin (http://www.spurstalk.com/wiki/Aspirin) and 65 mg of caffeine (http://www.spurstalk.com/wiki/Caffeine). BC readily promotes the fact that, due to its powder form, it dissolves faster than pain-relief tablets, and thus gets to work faster. It can be taken in a variety of ways, most commonly mixed into water or soda. BC is sold almost exclusively in the American South (http://www.spurstalk.com/wiki/American_South), where it is acknowledged to have a cult following (http://www.spurstalk.com/wiki/Cult_following). BC's marketers enjoy this honor, and sponsor many sporting events in the region. Indeed, the product's distinctive, oval-shaped blue logo is a familiar sight to fans at Southern League (baseball) (http://www.spurstalk.com/wiki/Southern_League_(baseball)) parks.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

I will confess that is the fun I have on this forum "HERE" I stand out because you idiots don't know shit. Other places I just fit in.

clambake
07-27-2016, 01:25 PM
omg he takes black cock and grinds it into a powder.

I. Hustle
07-27-2016, 01:32 PM
Dude, just how many things do you know nothing about?

BC Powder is an over-the-counter (http://www.spurstalk.com/wiki/Over-the-counter_drug) analgesic (http://www.spurstalk.com/wiki/Analgesic) pain reliever owned by Prestige Brands (http://www.spurstalk.com/wiki/Prestige_Brands) and manufactured in Memphis, TN (http://www.spurstalk.com/wiki/Memphis,_TN). It was conceived at the Five Points Drug Company (http://www.spurstalk.com/w/index.php?title=Five_Points_Drug_Company&action=edit&redlink=1) in Durham, North Carolina (http://www.spurstalk.com/wiki/Durham,_North_Carolina), in 1906, by Germain Bernard and C. T. Council, who took the initials of their last names to create the name of the nascent product. Originally produced at the Hepolscheiemer Clinic in Graz (http://www.spurstalk.com/wiki/Graz), Austria (http://www.spurstalk.com/wiki/Austria), it contains 845 mg of aspirin (http://www.spurstalk.com/wiki/Aspirin) and 65 mg of caffeine (http://www.spurstalk.com/wiki/Caffeine). BC readily promotes the fact that, due to its powder form, it dissolves faster than pain-relief tablets, and thus gets to work faster. It can be taken in a variety of ways, most commonly mixed into water or soda. BC is sold almost exclusively in the American South (http://www.spurstalk.com/wiki/American_South), where it is acknowledged to have a cult following (http://www.spurstalk.com/wiki/Cult_following). BC's marketers enjoy this honor, and sponsor many sporting events in the region. Indeed, the product's distinctive, oval-shaped blue logo is a familiar sight to fans at Southern League (baseball) (http://www.spurstalk.com/wiki/Southern_League_(baseball)) parks.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

I will confess that is the fun I have on this forum "HERE" I stand out because you idiots don't know shit. Other places I just fit in.


omg he takes black cock and grinds it into a powder.

I read it wrong CB. I read that he takes it anally. Something about anal jizzic.

140
07-27-2016, 01:33 PM
You all got this wrong. Obviously BC = baby cock

I. Hustle
07-27-2016, 01:38 PM
You all got this wrong. Obviously BC = baby cock

LMAO

I thought it stood for Barelylegal Chinese

*legal meaning 13 because that is when they can get married*

Avante
07-27-2016, 01:43 PM
I know I know, it really isn't fair what I do to that gang of...EL DUHO...above. I just have fun watching idiots, my bad. They gobble this silly shit up and I know it, yep.....hahahahaha~~~~~~~~~~~~~

I have never seen sooooooooooooooo many total idiots in one place before, it's actually kinda weird, is this a Texas thing?

SpursforSix
07-27-2016, 01:57 PM
Breastless Child?

Avante
07-27-2016, 02:02 PM
Breastless Child?

Dude, you try so hard to be funny but continue to come off as being stupid.

SpursforSix
07-27-2016, 02:03 PM
Dude, you try so hard to be funny but continue to come off as being stupid.

oh I don't try very hard. I promise you that.

Avante
07-27-2016, 02:15 PM
oh I don't try very hard. I promise you that.

What you do is this.

You don't really talk to me/anyone, what ya do is try and be funny for those reading you. And you know it. And you try sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo hard to be funny and we all see it.

Dude, your game totally sucks, ok? You're not funny, what you are is stupid.

A thread about you having a boner? Dude, what are you 14?

SpursforSix
07-27-2016, 02:17 PM
What you do is this.

You don't really talk to me/anyone, what ya do is try and be funny for those reading you. And you know it. And you try sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo hard to be funny and we all see it.

Dude, your game totally sucks, ok? You're not funny, what you are is stupid.

That makes me sad. I'll have to reevaluate.

Avante
07-27-2016, 02:19 PM
That makes me sad. I'll have to reevaluate.

Just talk like you would if I/we were standing there, ok? Would you let your wife, parents, kids see you ....I have a boner? Well?

Like so many this hiding thing has you all fucked up.

140
07-27-2016, 02:20 PM
What you do is this.

You don't really talk to me/anyone, what ya do is try and be funny for those reading you. And you know it. And you try sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo hard to be funny and we all see it.

Dude, your game totally sucks, ok? You're not funny, what you are is stupid.

A thread about you having a boner? Dude, what are you 14?
You wish, dont you

SpursforSix
07-27-2016, 02:27 PM
Just talk like you would if I/we were standing there, ok? Would you let your wife, parents, kids see you ....I have a boner? Well?

Like so many this hiding thing has you all fucked up.

ok...I'll try this...

Me : Hi Avante
Avante: What's up?
Me : I really think it was wrong of you to have raped children.

Avante
07-27-2016, 02:30 PM
You wish, dont you

Here I sit in central Cali, now think just a little bit dummy, ok? Where is that dummy posting from? So I would ...what? Come on guy break this down for all of us, ok? Why would I care about how old anyone was, well?


Just how damn stupid are you slick?

I. Hustle
07-27-2016, 02:32 PM
Bestiality Coitus ?

I. Hustle
07-27-2016, 02:33 PM
Here I sit brokenhearted...
Just how damn stupid are you slick?

Avante
07-27-2016, 02:34 PM
ok...I'll try this...

Me : Hi Avante
Avante: What's up?
Me : I really think it was wrong of you to have raped children.

you..Hi Avante
Avante...dude, you really are a midget, ha~~~~~~~~
you.......(thinking, this is one big bad ass dude, I better not play that stupid pedo silliness)....well.
Avante...so how about that apology little man, not cool calling people a pedo, ok?
You...yes sir, I apologize.
Avant...good midget, now scram.
you....I'm gone.

SpursforSix
07-27-2016, 02:38 PM
you..Hi Avante
Avante...dude, you really are a midget, ha~~~~~~~~
you.......(thinking, this is one big bad ass dude, I better not play that stupid pedo silliness)....well.
Avante...so how about that apology little man, not cool calling people a pedo, ok?
You...yes sir, I apologize.
Avant...good midget, now scram.
you....I'm gone.

Me: hey...is that a tattoo?
Avante: Yes, it's Janie Lane from Warrant.

Avante
07-27-2016, 02:39 PM
Bestiality Coitus ?

Somebody does need to tell you this.

I. Hustle, give it up son, ok? This sort of thing just isn't you and we all can see it, ok? Your stuff is simply stupid or dumb, ok? Nothing funny, clever, cool....ok? Just one..DUH! after...DUH!

I;m dead serious guy, ok? Move on to other things, alright? Talk movies or tv shows, that sort of thing.

ColinB
07-27-2016, 02:40 PM
Honestly thought he meant birth control.

I. Hustle
07-27-2016, 02:46 PM
Honestly thought he meant birth control.

If by that you meant they haven't hit puberty, yes.

Avante
07-27-2016, 02:49 PM
Me: hey...is that a tattoo?
Avante: Yes, it's Janie Lane from Warrant.

Actually

Avante...what, you still here?
you....could I get an autograph, you ar a bit of a celebrity ya know.
Avante...ya promise to cool all that stupid ass pedo bullshit? See that tall blond over there, well that's Judy, now think midget.
you....wow~ ok ok no more of that pedo silliness.
Avante..cool, now beat it.
you...what about that autograph?
Avante...fuck you.

SpursforSix
07-27-2016, 02:55 PM
Actually

Avante...what, you still here?
you....could I get an autograph, you ar a bit of a celebrity ya know.
Avante...ya promise to cool all that stupid ass pedo bullshit? See that tall blond over there, well that's Judy.


continuation

Me: Yeah, I know. She likes it in the ass.

clambake
07-27-2016, 02:56 PM
har

Avante
07-27-2016, 03:06 PM
continuation

Me: Yeah, I know. She likes it in the ass.

hmmm?

You...Yeah, I know. She likes it in the ass.
Avante...Judy, could ya come over here for a minute, please.
Judy...what's up?
Avante...tell her that midget.
You...I said you like it in the ass.
Judy...you called me over for this?
Avante...I know, sorry.
Judy...you know I don't play with these little midgets, and why do mess with people like this freak?
Avante....twisted?
Judy...now get rid of this dwarf and let's go. ok?
Avante...ok ok~ Ok little fella gotta go.
You...what about what I said?
Avante...not now midget, see ya.

SpursforSix
07-27-2016, 03:10 PM
hmmm?

You...Yeah, I know. She likes it in the ass?
Avante...Judy, could ya come over here for a minute, please.
Judy...what's up?
You...I said you like it in the ass.


continuation

Judy...well, not from my husband. He gets lost in there.
Me (blushing)...sorry, didn't mean to..
Judy (interrupting)...I let him put it in my belly button.
Avante...ahem, I'm right here
Me...so, Judy, want to...have a go
Judy...ohhhhhhh yesssssss

I. Hustle
07-27-2016, 03:13 PM
I'm on the edge of my seat! Does she take it in the pooper or not? I'm intrigued now.

SpursforSix
07-27-2016, 03:42 PM
I'm on the edge of my seat! Does she take it in the pooper or not? I'm intrigued now.

so yeah...anyway...she tells me to meet her at the 7-11. When I get there, she's waiting outside for me. She want's to do it behind the dumpster. I take her hand and we walk through the gate and find a relatively clean spot. She wants some foreplay but I left my car running. She pulls her underwear down and then turns and pulls up her dress and presents to me. Usually, we'll do it doggy style for a while and then I'll go into her anus. But like I said...my car was running. And she's not opposed to a little pain. So I put my peepee in her butt and she starts making these loud squawking noises. Like some kind of bird or something. "CAAWWWW...CAWWWWW CAWWWW". And that shit is echoing off the fence and dumpster. It's freaking me out more than a little. Plus I'm worried that someone will take my car. I'm having trouble maintaining my boner. She feels this and steps away and then starts yanking on it and screaming, "BLAPOOHIE! BLAPOOHIE!". I'm wondering what the fuck at this point. We've had lots of sex and I've never heard these noises some out of her mouth. So to get my erection back, I start thinking of Felisha Rashaad. Once I get hard again, I turn her back around and finish in her rump. When we're done, I ask her what was with all of the weird noises. She said she was just diagnosed with Diabetes. I went in and bought her a slurpee and myself a Mountain Dew Kickstart. Thankfully, my car was still there when I got back to the parking lot.

Avante
07-27-2016, 04:00 PM
continuation

Judy...well, not from my husband. He gets lost in there.
Me (blushing)...sorry, didn't mean to..
Judy (interrupting)...I let him put it in my belly button.
Avante...ahem, I'm right here
Me...so, Judy, want to...have a go
Judy...ohhhhhhh yesssssss

Well actually.

As we turn to walk away.

you....Judy, ya got a minute
Judy...(looks over at me with her....you got me into this..grrr..look) what?
you.....do you like it in the ass?
Judy....all I can guess is somewhere in your upbringing your mama never taught you how to talk to a woman. Now because I'm totally losing interest with this I;m going to do what she should have done, ok?
you....huh?
Judy....(kicks the little faggot in the nuts as I laugh my ass off).....lets go and don't you ever bring me around these internet freaks you laugh at, got it?
Avante...yes mam.

SpursforSix
07-27-2016, 04:03 PM
Well actually.

As we turn to walk away.

you....Judy, ya got a minute
Judy...(looks over at me with her....you got me into this..grrr..look) what?
you.....do you like it in the ass?
Judy....all I can guess is somewhere in your upbringing your mama never taught you how to talk to a woman. Now because I'm totally losing interest with this I;m going to do what she should have done, ok?
you....huh?
Judy....(kicks the little faggot in the nuts as I laugh my ass off).....lets go and don't you ever bring me around these internet freaks you laugh at, got it?
Avante...yes mam.

yeah...that sounds like Judy. But I like the crazy.

Avante
07-27-2016, 04:06 PM
yeah...that sounds like Judy. But I like the crazy.

What you never ever seem to get is none of this is about you, it's about Avante, ok?

I. Hustle
07-27-2016, 04:10 PM
yeah...that sounds like Judy. But I like the crazy.

Change kicks to licks and that was pretty much my encounter too. I just didn't understand the mom reference when she said it to me.

Avante
07-27-2016, 04:22 PM
Change kicks to licks and that was pretty much my encounter too. I just didn't understand the mom reference when she said it to me.

Speaking of moms, how is that whore mom of yours? Last time I was with the bitch she pissed me off. She kept screaming....HARDER HARDER OH MY GOD....HARDERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR. And that was just me finger fucking the bitch.

Tell her ...hi....for me, ok faggot?

I. Hustle
07-27-2016, 04:25 PM
Speaking of moms, how is that whore mom of yours? Last time I was with the bitch she pissed me off. She kept screaming....HARDER HARDER OH MY GOD....HARDERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR. And that was just me finger fucking the bitch.

Tell her ...hi....for me, ok faggot?

First and foremost, the f word is offensive.

Second, she's good. She was just telling me yesterday how her and Judy were scissoring and talking about some sale at some store. I didn't really pay attention.

SpursforSix
07-27-2016, 04:29 PM
First and foremost, the f word is offensive.

Second, she's good. She was just telling me yesterday how her and Judy were scissoring and talking about some sale at some store. I didn't really pay attention.

It was 7-11.

I. Hustle
07-27-2016, 04:31 PM
It was 7-11.

That would explain the BC they were talking about.

I. Hustle
07-27-2016, 04:31 PM
It was 7-11.

Wait, did you mean to post that here or the thread about Avante's age preference?

140
07-27-2016, 04:53 PM
Wait, did you mean to post that here or the thread about Avante's age preference?
:lmao

SpursforSix
07-27-2016, 05:07 PM
Wait, did you mean to post that here or the thread about Avante's age preference?


:lol

Avante
07-27-2016, 05:16 PM
:lol

It started out that just maybe some 16 year old passed herself off as 18. Then it was 15, then 14, then 13, 12 and now 11-7, hahahahahahahaha~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Little people

ONE MORE TIME~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~

I find sick ass pedos the scum of the earth.

Why is my stance on this sick shit being ignored?

clambake
07-27-2016, 05:28 PM
so yeah...anyway...she tells me to meet her at the 7-11. When I get there, she's waiting outside for me. She want's to do it behind the dumpster. I take her hand and we walk through the gate and find a relatively clean spot. She wants some foreplay but I left my car running. She pulls her underwear down and then turns and pulls up her dress and presents to me. Usually, we'll do it doggy style for a while and then I'll go into her anus. But like I said...my car was running. And she's not opposed to a little pain. So I put my peepee in her butt and she starts making these loud squawking noises. Like some kind of bird or something. "CAAWWWW...CAWWWWW CAWWWW". And that shit is echoing off the fence and dumpster. It's freaking me out more than a little. Plus I'm worried that someone will take my car. I'm having trouble maintaining my boner. She feels this and steps away and then starts yanking on it and screaming, "BLAPOOHIE! BLAPOOHIE!". I'm wondering what the fuck at this point. We've had lots of sex and I've never heard these noises some out of her mouth. So to get my erection back, I start thinking of Felisha Rashaad. Once I get hard again, I turn her back around and finish in her rump. When we're done, I ask her what was with all of the weird noises. She said she was just diagnosed with Diabetes. I went in and bought her a slurpee and myself a Mountain Dew Kickstart. Thankfully, my car was still there when I got back to the parking lot.

"my car was running" lol

Avante
07-27-2016, 05:44 PM
The fun I have is exposing the idiots here. Nobody in their right mind follows an Avante around, that takes a moron and a jerk. Look at these people and it's always the same ones, ha~~~~~~~~~~

Other places I talk football, track, music with those like myself, here it's me laughing my ass off at the dummies.

Here's a good one, I told I, Hustle he will now be ignored for being too damn stupid, what will the dummy now do, yep, follow me around, ha~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Chucho
07-27-2016, 10:38 PM
OP and Avante must of seen the pic I posted of Kid Toucha. Explains the thread and Avante's presence in this thread.

I. Hustle
07-28-2016, 08:09 AM
The fun I have is exposing the idiots here. Nobody in their right mind follows an Avante around, that takes a moron and a jerk. Look at these people and it's always the same ones, ha~~~~~~~~~~

Other places I talk football, track, music with those like myself, here it's me laughing my ass off at the dummies.

Here's a good one, I told I, Hustle he will now be ignored for being too damn stupid, what will the dummy now do, yep, follow me around, ha~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

As long as there are sick ass pedos like you around, I will do my best to expose them to the world.

Oh and Judy will be home tomorrow. She was going to leave my place today but she got a dose of that good good this morning and decided on one more day.

xXx
07-28-2016, 09:11 AM
So pornhub, tube8, or Spurstalk....and you fag out and choose Spurstalk?! The fuck wrong with you. U could be watching an ex wife getting pounced or a neighbors LEGAL daughter getting it. Disclaimer for Avon.

DMX7
07-28-2016, 10:23 AM
When I first read the thread title, I thought it said "I have a Bonner". Like Matt Bonner.

SpursforSix
07-28-2016, 11:57 AM
When I first read the thread title, I thought it said "I have a Bonner". Like Matt Bonner.

ha. you just gave me inception. (no homo)