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Thebesteva
07-31-2016, 06:05 PM
She has a bartending company and texts me saying she knows I hated the Spurs back in the day and that she lives in SA now and Vanessa or whatever her name is is having her bday and that Tim Duncan's people called her and asked if she can cater for the party.

I know 99% of this forum is BS stories but I'm not messing about it...then again its really not a big deal but I thought some of you may be interested. Should I tell her to send pix or it didnt happen?
poeticism707
07-31-2016, 06:10 PM
She has a bartending company and texts me saying she knows I hated the Spurs back in the day and that she lives in SA now and Vanessa or whatever her name is is having her bday and that Tim Duncan's people called her and asked if she can cater for the party.

I know 99% of this forum is BS stories but I'm not messing about it...then again its really not a big deal but I thought some of you may be interested. Should I tell her to send pix or it didnt happen?

Pix of her tits, dog,

Or it didn't happen per par...
Aztecfan03
07-31-2016, 06:12 PM
Pics of Duncan grabbing her tits or it didn't happen.
Thebesteva
07-31-2016, 06:26 PM
Ok I will honestly ask her to send pix when she does the event i will blur her face out so no one traces who i am. I needs my piss pan cleaning money
Thread
07-31-2016, 06:30 PM
Pics of Duncan bent over the davenport or it didn't happen.
DMC
07-31-2016, 07:21 PM
Telling others about your clientele is the first sign of a fucking loser and low rent bitch. I'll text Tim and give him a heads up.

Thanks for the dime.
apalisoc_9
07-31-2016, 08:41 PM
Not a big deal according to op but he posts a thread about it
BD24
07-31-2016, 10:27 PM
Not a big deal according to op but he posts a thread about it
Thats so cute from the resident attention whore.
Buddy Mignon
07-31-2016, 10:38 PM
I believe you. And I'm willing to bet my life you won't find one pic of Jim touching that so-called girlfriend of his.
apalisoc_9
07-31-2016, 10:47 PM
Honestly op, you gotta stop your attention whoring man. Shitbis disgusting. I believe you're a good dude in heart
DMC
07-31-2016, 10:57 PM
I believe you. And I'm willing to bet my life you won't find one pic of Jim touching that so-called girlfriend of his.

Small wager, the life of a Naruto watching piss colored dune chigger.
Thread
07-31-2016, 11:14 PM
I believe you. And I'm willing to bet my life you won't find one pic of Jim touching that so-called girlfriend of his.

SF has been called.
ElNono
08-01-2016, 12:22 AM
SF has been called.

They were selling his shit
Thread
08-01-2016, 01:19 AM
They were selling his shit

They were selling your shit.
Spurtacular
08-01-2016, 04:03 AM
Thats so cute from the resident attention whore.

:lmao apalisoc_9 taking it up his arse....
Molotov
08-01-2016, 05:45 AM
:lmao apalisoc_9 taking it up his arse....


..nothing new here
poeticism707
08-02-2016, 12:24 PM
She has a bartending company and texts me saying she knows I hated the Spurs back in the day and that she lives in SA now and Vanessa or whatever her name is is having her bday and that Tim Duncan's people called her and asked if she can cater for the party.

I know 99% of this forum is BS stories but I'm not messing about it...then again its really not a big deal but I thought some of you may be interested. Should I tell her to send pix or it didnt happen?

Tits update?
Thebesteva
08-02-2016, 07:27 PM
Tits update?

I'll keep u updated I promise to post pix but I know thats prolly a really fucking bad idea with this place. I dont like talking to her much but shes cool...
DMC
08-02-2016, 07:42 PM
I'll keep u updated I promise to post pix but I know thats prolly a really fucking bad idea with this place. I dont like talking to her much but shes cool...

Translation: there's a restraining order on you.
Thebesteva
08-02-2016, 07:44 PM
Translation: there's a restraining order on you.

Why u abuse me like this DMC? :'( It's the offseason bruh...
DMC
08-02-2016, 07:50 PM
Why u abuse me like this DMC (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=20665)? :'( It's the offseason bruh...
I play summer league
Thebesteva
08-02-2016, 08:11 PM
I play summer league

Whatever you do dont hit me...with those giant hands you'll easily decapitate me.
DMC
08-02-2016, 09:09 PM
Whatever you do dont hit me...with those giant hands you'll easily decapitate me.

I don't hit girls.
StrengthAndHonor
08-02-2016, 09:20 PM
I don't hit girls.
Yes, we know. You stare at them and ask yourself "Will I ever have sex with them"
Thread
08-02-2016, 10:08 PM
Yes, we know. You stare at them and ask yourself "Will I ever have sex with them"

I don't even ask, or, stare, I circle about so I can look.
140
08-02-2016, 10:56 PM
I don't even ask, or, stare, I circle about so I can look.
:lol
DMC
08-03-2016, 08:55 AM
Yes, we know. You stare at them and ask yourself "Will I ever have sex with them"
If you were as aggressive IRL you'd probably not be here using "strength and honor" to overcompensate.
LkrFan
08-03-2016, 06:15 PM
I'll keep u updated I promise to post pix but I know thats prolly a really fucking bad idea with this place. I dont like talking to her much but shes cool...

Just don't pull a Draymond on us :lol
Thebesteva
08-03-2016, 06:59 PM
Just don't pull a Draymond on us :lol


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCZx5-b9tlE
LkrFan
08-03-2016, 10:15 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCZx5-b9tlE

:lol
Splits
08-03-2016, 10:32 PM
OP should ask if any of the guests wear catheters, could get some side work...