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StrengthAndHonor
08-01-2016, 06:50 PM
So I admit I made a huge mistake, I made an erratic lane change. This lunatic took it personally and lost his temper. This psycho tailgated me for a mile and followed me to my apartment complex. I slowed down and this is where this brainiac has overtaken me and blocked my way. I figured it wasn't worth my time or my life so I just picked up the phone and pretended I was calling someone, he finally came to his senses and drove away...


I thought this was going to pull a gun and end my life, no lie.

Joseph Kony
08-01-2016, 06:57 PM
:lmao

Splits
08-01-2016, 07:01 PM
Too bad he didn't follow through, tbh

StrengthAndHonor
08-01-2016, 07:15 PM
Too bad he didn't follow through, tbh
Why man? Would you really want to take someone's life for some petty stuff like this? Is it worth it?

Chris
08-01-2016, 07:20 PM
Take a deep breath, and remind yourself that you're letting that person affect your day. Wrath is the deadliest sin imo

chunticakes
08-01-2016, 07:27 PM
Should've offered him some road head.

Thebesteva
08-01-2016, 08:02 PM
So I admit I made a huge mistake, I made an erratic lane change. This lunatic took it personally and lost his temper. This psycho tailgated me for a mile and followed me to my apartment complex. I slowed down and this is where this brainiac has overtaken me and blocked my way. I figured it wasn't worth my time or my life so I just picked up the phone and pretended I was calling someone, he finally came to his senses and drove away...


I thought this was going to pull a gun and end my life, no lie.

When I was young in my early twenties I used to let this stuff ruin my day and sometimes even more because it enraged me to see how disrespectful people can be. As you get older you just learn that people are going through a lot and that some of these people are usually in the middle of a messy divorce or going through a lot and just wanna take it out on any one they can.

Take my word for it when people act like this let them...let them be...dont waste your day over this shit.

Thread
08-01-2016, 08:17 PM
Right or wrong I always put my hand over my heart.

Always defuses the situation.

poeticism707
08-01-2016, 08:27 PM
Why man? Would you really want to take someone's life for some petty stuff like this? Is it worth it?

Glad you're ok dog.

Batshit crazy mother fuckers out there...

Ball Buster
08-01-2016, 08:28 PM
Armenians are the road rage kings of Los Angeles.. and it's not even close. Mostly because they're prickish naturally, but also have a deep hatred of Americans

spurraider21
08-01-2016, 08:29 PM
if somebody's tailing you, NEVER drive to your place of residence

resistanze
08-01-2016, 08:30 PM
Too bad he didn't follow through, tbh


Should've offered him some road head.

:rollin

RsxPiimp
08-01-2016, 08:38 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVK77U8bgKc&feature=youtu.be

AlexJones
08-01-2016, 08:41 PM
If it's a woman I would not take it easy

DMC
08-01-2016, 08:49 PM
So I admit I made a huge mistake, I made an erratic lane change. This lunatic took it personally and lost his temper. This psycho tailgated me for a mile and followed me to my apartment complex. I slowed down and this is where this brainiac has overtaken me and blocked my way. I figured it wasn't worth my time or my life so I just picked up the phone and pretended I was calling someone, he finally came to his senses and drove away...


I thought this was going to pull a gun and end my life, no lie.

I would have dragged him out of his car and kicked the living shit out of him, like an alpha, not some beta pussy shit you did. I guess being all anon on here you're a badass.

Joseph Kony
08-01-2016, 08:55 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVK77U8bgKc&feature=youtu.be

:wow

140
08-01-2016, 09:03 PM
Too bad he didn't follow through, tbh
:lol

140
08-01-2016, 09:05 PM
Right or wrong I always put my hand over my heart.

Always defuses the situation.
And that's why you're the sagest of LF. Good stuff, Cub.

Thread
08-01-2016, 09:13 PM
And that's why you're the sagest of LF. Good stuff, Cub.

It's always a treat to see the other guy instantly mellow out. It's a day maker.

Ball Buster
08-01-2016, 09:25 PM
It's always a treat to see the other guy instantly mellow out. It's a day maker.

Oh the joys of living in... Phoenix

BD24
08-01-2016, 09:38 PM
if somebody's tailing you, NEVER drive to your place of residence
This^^^

ElNono
08-01-2016, 09:41 PM
So you were the asshole! I know where you live now... ASSHOLE

LkrFan
08-01-2016, 09:52 PM
Should've offered him some road head.

:lmao

K...
08-01-2016, 09:52 PM
if somebody's tailing you, NEVER drive to your place of residence

how else would you invoke the castle doctrine through?

LOL, the best response to tail gate is to change fucking lanes and let the asshole pass. OR accelerate and run interference for them.

LkrFan
08-01-2016, 09:52 PM
So you were the asshole! I know where you live now... ASSHOLE

:rollin :lmao :rollin

spurraider21
08-01-2016, 09:53 PM
how else would you invoke the castle doctrine through?
:lol


LOL, the best response to tail gate is to change fucking lanes and let the asshole pass. OR accelerate and run interference for them.
i usually just pull over and let them pass. if they stop behind me, then just wait for them to get out of the car and then drive away

TDMVPDPOY
08-01-2016, 09:59 PM
nearly hit a rolls royce the other day..fkn punjabe clown was at the intersection waiting for a open in the incomming traffic..

the incomming traffic has 2 lanes with 1 lane next to the side curb usually have morons parking their cars, the right hand lane u can turn right or go straight ahead, so there was 3 cars station waiting for open traffic to turn right, aka with the rolls royce indian clown sitting opposite direction also want to turn right....so i sneak behind those station cars in the left hand open land and speed up to the intersection, then avoided that fkn indian **** who has half his head getting ready to turn when he should be still giving way for incomming traffic b4 he decides to turn...what a fkn idiot...

dont get me started when fkn clowns coming out of a parking spot, who dont check the side mirrors of any upcomming traffic from the drivers side or passengers side, they just steer their head out hoping everyone give way, when it fact they should be giving way...morons

apalisoc_9
08-01-2016, 10:01 PM
Pull over op and move soon as they get out of their vehicle...

Thats what Ive been told. Only time so dude got so mad at me, he started throwing his food on my vehicle at the stoplight. :lol

I though it was funny so i laughed at him. Bad move....he started chasing me around..So I drove to the police station. He couldnt do anything after.

I had to wait for half an hour just to make sure he wasnt waiting for me. Cops escorted me to one of the main road. :lol

Robz4000
08-01-2016, 10:26 PM
Too bad he didn't follow through, tbh


Should've offered him some road head.

Prime ST responses. I approve :tu.

Thread
08-01-2016, 10:28 PM
Never fuck with bikers, or, gypsies.

spurraider21
08-01-2016, 10:39 PM
i usually just pull over and let them pass. if they stop behind me, then just wait for them to get out of the car and then drive away


Pull over op and move soon as they get out of their vehicle...

Thats what Ive been told.
:tu

DJR210
08-01-2016, 10:44 PM
One, avoid it altogether by driving correctly and courteously. If that's still not good enough I just take the high road if somebody wants to try and act hard on the road.. Not trying to get caught up over some petty ass shit. Funny one though this chick punked the shit outta me recently.. I shot her the finger after her dumb ass didn't bother a simple ass yield, so she responds by taking her finger and sucking it like a dick at me. I literally had no comeback to that :lol.

As for the OP, you should have signaled him to follow you to somewhere close (if possible) and have a few friends ready to beat the shit out of him as a good surprise.. It's just a roll of the dice as far as whether he has a gun


Should've offered him some road head.

:lmao


Right or wrong I always put my hand over my heart.

Always defuses the situation.

:lol some asshat was acting belligerent on the road because he zoomed up behind me in the passing lane before I could move over, so I gave him the sign of the cross.. The look on his face was great


I would have dragged him out of his car and kicked the living shit out of him, like an alpha, not some beta pussy shit you did. I guess being all anon on here you're a badass.

:lmao

Splits
08-01-2016, 10:59 PM
Take a train, tram, subway, or Uber.

Fuck driving.

apalisoc_9
08-01-2016, 11:02 PM
Wish oir city have conveniet public transportation. I would stop driving and just rent a vehicle if I want to go camping.

Thread
08-01-2016, 11:09 PM
Take a train, tram, subway, or Uber.

Fuck driving.


You, you'd I'd make an exception & an example out of. I'd take that driver you bought me and make a fudgesicle out of ya.

Splits
08-01-2016, 11:23 PM
You, you'd I'd make an exception & an example out of. I'd take that driver you bought me and make a fudgesicle out of ya.

And after your 'Nam-dodging old ass fantasy ends with you trying to step to me, I'd snatch that driver out of your decrepit hands, roll your fat wife in flour so I could find the poophole, shove it up, and feed you the corn-infested excrement drip by drip.

Now fuck off.

Thread
08-01-2016, 11:25 PM
And after your 'Nam-dodging old ass fantasy ends with you trying to step to me, I'd snatch that driver out of your decrepit hands, roll your fat wife in flour so I could find the poophole, shove it up, and feed you the corn-infested excrement drip by drip.

Now fuck off.

You want nary part of the snow man, motherfucker.

Splits
08-01-2016, 11:41 PM
You want nary part of the snow man, motherfucker.

I'd two-piece you on sight, make Childs look like an amateur.

Now, go dig up those 50 year old Polaroids of your fat whore wife when she was just under 200 large and rub one out.

StrengthAndHonor
08-01-2016, 11:45 PM
I'd two-piece you on sight, make Childs look like an amateur.

Now, go dig up those 50 year old Polaroids of your fat whore wife when she was just under 200 large and rub one out.
Hey man, this ain't your sandbox. Now please...

chunticakes
08-01-2016, 11:53 PM
nearly hit a rolls royce the other day..fkn punjabe clown was at the intersection waiting for a open in the incomming traffic..

the incomming traffic has 2 lanes with 1 lane next to the side curb usually have morons parking their cars, the right hand lane u can turn right or go straight ahead, so there was 3 cars station waiting for open traffic to turn right, aka with the rolls royce indian clown sitting opposite direction also want to turn right....so i sneak behind those station cars in the left hand open land and speed up to the intersection, then avoided that fkn indian **** who has half his head getting ready to turn when he should be still giving way for incomming traffic b4 he decides to turn...what a fkn idiot...

dont get me started when fkn clowns coming out of a parking spot, who dont check the side mirrors of any upcomming traffic from the drivers side or passengers side, they just steer their head out hoping everyone give way, when it fact they should be giving way...morons

I didn't know people with Down Syndrome could drive.

TDMVPDPOY
08-02-2016, 12:58 AM
if u dont know how to drive, u have no business driving

then why is google trying to introduced driverless cars for those clowns...take the bus clowns

Koolaid_Man
08-02-2016, 12:29 PM
To the OP....Since its obvious you're a scary pussy and wont pull a GAT....here is what you do...:lol

Learn where all the nasty hood rat infested ghettos are...drive through them periodically.... When someone gives you a hard time decide which ghetto to drive him to...:lol he will bail in a heart beat :lol

Seventyniner
08-02-2016, 12:44 PM
I didn't know people with Down Syndrome could post.

Fixed.

rastaspur
08-02-2016, 12:47 PM
I tell them everyting gonna be alright and blow ganja smoke into the other drivers car cab. It usually works.

whitemamba
08-02-2016, 12:54 PM
I speed to save lives, if im not in the way I cant hurt you. On the other hand driving in Irvine, CA aka Asian City USA, I wish I had an RPG strapped on the side of my car to blast these fuckers, because they are the worst. People in cali in general have no clue how to operate a motor vehicle. If you drive on the freeway here for 5 minutes, you know exactly what im talking about.

chunticakes
08-02-2016, 12:56 PM
Fixed.

You'd be surprised.

I. Hustle
08-02-2016, 01:14 PM
To the OP....Since its obvious you're a scary pussy and wont pull a GAT....here is what you do...:lol

Learn where all the nasty hood rat infested ghettos are...drive through them periodically.... When someone gives you a hard time decide which ghetto to drive him to...:lol he will bail in a heart beat :lol

sssoooooo fake

StrengthAndHonor
08-02-2016, 01:29 PM
To the OP....Since its obvious you're a scary pussy and wont pull a GAT....here is what you do...:lol

Learn where all the nasty hood rat infested ghettos are...drive through them periodically.... When someone gives you a hard time decide which ghetto to drive him to...:lol he will bail in a heart beat :lol

I buy khakis and oxford shirts at GAP and I drive a Lexus IS, I really dont think your advice will work here...

Arcadian
08-02-2016, 01:31 PM
Just laugh at the situation and move on with my day.

Killakobe81
08-02-2016, 01:38 PM
if somebody's tailing you, NEVER drive to your place of residence

This. stay somewhere public away for your "spot".

StrengthAndHonor
08-02-2016, 02:57 PM
This. stay somewhere public away for your "spot".

I actually agree. I was just scared he might come out of his car and beat me in public.

Killakobe81
08-02-2016, 03:07 PM
I actually agree. I was just scared he might come out of his car and beat me in public.

Wow. Well i know people want to act all tough on here but I went to one of my old hoods where i used to cut my hair (pacoima across from the projects there) on a Cali business visit a few years back.
some vatos were mean mugging me at a redlight.
as a youth i would have gave him the same and who knows how close i may have came to getting my ass beat or shot.
But there I was in rental car with two kids and a wife back in texas, on a biz trip repping my company ... is my pride worth risking my life, putting my family in peril (though the life insurance payout would be huge)
so i looked away. Hated myself in the moment ...the old me would of asked him what the fyuck was he looking at? but it was not worth it.

what do you gain by standing up to that dude?

resistanze
08-02-2016, 03:18 PM
People in cali in general have no clue how to operate a motor vehicle. If you drive on the freeway here for 5 minutes, you know exactly what im talking about.

Yes. Holy fuck. After driving for one month with a temp company car, I knew I wasn't gonna drive often here. Fuck. Idiots.

Killakobe81
08-02-2016, 03:23 PM
Yes. Holy fuck. After driving for one month with a temp company car, I knew I wasn't gonna drive often here. Fuck. Idiots.

No doubt. Outiside of Mexico and India (did not drive India) worst drivers I have ever seen are in California. I also have driven in NYC, Belize and guatemala. California drivers are barely above third world country drivers tbh.

resistanze
08-02-2016, 03:28 PM
No doubt. Outiside of Mexico and India (did not drive India) worst drivers I have ever seen are in California. I also have driven in NYC, Belize and guatemala. California drivers are barely above third world country drivers tbh.

I was legit shocked, I've never seen so many people drive BELOW the limit on a freeway. My blood pressure rises whenever I'm on the US 101. :lol

StrengthAndHonor
08-02-2016, 03:28 PM
Wow. Well i know people want to act all tough on here but I went to one of my old hoods where i used to cut my hair (pacoima across from the projects there) on a Cali business visit a few years back.
some vatos were mean mugging me at a redlight.
as a youth i would have gave him the same and who knows how close i may have came to getting my ass beat or shot.
But there I was in rental car with two kids in texas and a wife repping my company is my pride worth risking my life, putting my family in peril (though the life insurance payout would be huge)
so i looked away. hated myself in the moment ...the old me would of asked him what the fyuck was he lookinmg at? but it was not worth it.

what do you gain by standing up to that dude?

Good. I'm glad your character cultivates in real life, you seem to have a good head in your shoulders.


I'm not lying to you guys, but this dude was scary AH. I think I'll invest in a good pepper spray or stun gun.

DJR210
08-02-2016, 03:32 PM
Wow. Well i know people want to act all tough on here but I went to one of my old hoods where i used to cut my hair (pacoima across from the projects there) on a Cali business visit a few years back.
some vatos were mean mugging me at a redlight.
as a youth i would have gave him the same and who knows how close i may have came to getting my ass beat or shot.
But there I was in rental car with two kids in texas and a wife repping my company is my pride worth risking my life, putting my family in peril (though the life insurance payout would be huge)
so i looked away. hated myself in the moment ...the old me would of asked him what the fyuck was he lookinmg at? but it was not worth it.

what do you gain by standing up to that dude?

You shoulda unleashed an extended mag on those beaners and calmy drove off w/ your family IMHO

140
08-02-2016, 03:33 PM
You shoulda unleashed an extended mag on those beaners and calmy drove off w/ your family IMHO
tbqfh

Killakobe81
08-02-2016, 03:37 PM
You shoulda unleashed an extended mag on those beaners and calmy drove off w/ your family IMHO

Nah they were not with me ...but still thought of them in that moment.
i dont carry a piece when travelling on business ...
And yes I did have violent thoughts but the reality is I have a lot more to lose than two kid frost looking vatos is a beat up El Camino ...
That nhood no longer belongs to blacks who took it from whites.
most of the hoods in that area belong to the essays now ....

DJR210
08-02-2016, 03:39 PM
Nah they were not with me ...but still thought of them in that moment.
i dont carry a piece when travelling on business ...
And yes I did have violent thoughts but the reality is I have a lot more to lose than two kid frost looking vatos is a beat up El Camino ...
That nhood no longer belongs to blacks who took it from whites.
most of the hoods in that area belong to the essays now ....

I hear you, was just fucking around. I lost several of my friends to senseless murders here in SA just going out to party, it's gonna take a lot more than some knuckleheads mean mugging to get me to act stupid.. on a night I decided to stay in, some dude literally gutted my friend in front of the strip club over a fucking chair. Dude was holding his intestines in his hands as he bled to death.

Killakobe81
08-02-2016, 03:47 PM
I hear you, was just fucking around. I lost several of my friends to senseless murders here in SA just going out to party, it's gonna take a lot more than some knuckleheads mean mugging to get me to act stupid.. on a night I decided to stay in, some dude literally gutted my friend in front of the strip club over a fucking chair. Dude was holding his intestines in his hands as he bled to death.

That is horrible. Crazy thing if you were with him you probably get involved just from natural instinct. And maybe you are not typing today ...
A buddy of mine a Cali transplant got beat senseless outside of a 7-11 by two essays here in Dallas (he is white) ... he survived but he looked like the white version of Kanye west in the through the wire video for weeks.

i know those are the type of guys Trump wants to keep out of Murica.
But i have met and even dated some cool ass mexicans.
They throw some of the best parties cant judge them all by the morons.

DJR210
08-02-2016, 03:50 PM
That is horrible. Crazy thing if you were with him you probably get involved just from natural instinct. And maybe you are not typing today ...
A buddy of mine a Cali transplant got beat senseless outside of a 7-11 by two essays (he is white) he survived but he looked like the white version of Kanye west in the through the wire video for weeks.

i know those are the type of guys Trump wants to keep out of Murica.
But i have met and even dated some cool as mexicans.
They throw some of the best parties cant judge them all by the morons.

:lol the best parties you would think would be the 12 keggers way out in the fucking woods but fuck that I've been to way better 2 keg parties right in the middle of the hood with no cops and no bullshit

DJR210
08-02-2016, 04:10 PM
Yes. Holy fuck. After driving for one month with a temp company car, I knew I wasn't gonna drive often here. Fuck. Idiots.

:lol that's funny.. My uncle is from Riverside and he took a bat every time he drove through LA..

I went to South Padre Island a couple weeks back and that's a fucking shit hole too.. Seriously 9/10 people on the road there past dark are drunk as shit.. Pull up to the gas station, lesbians puking in front of the store. People driving w/ no lights on.. People cutting you off in golf carts full of passengers.. You name it

poeticism707
08-02-2016, 04:15 PM
Take a train, tram, subway, or Uber.

Fuck driving.

This.

poeticism707
08-02-2016, 04:17 PM
I buy khakis and oxford shirts at GAP and I drive a Lexus IS, I really dont think your advice will work here...

:rollin :rollin :rollin

whitemamba
08-02-2016, 04:19 PM
Yes. Holy fuck. After driving for one month with a temp company car, I knew I wasn't gonna drive often here. Fuck. Idiots.

Honestly, its fucking shameful. I feel like 75% of traffic is caused by idiots braking too early, or not knowing how to change lanes, or they just get into sheer panic mode because everyone is driving over 60mph. The worst one is this though, the very left lane, its meant for people going the fastest. I see dumbshits going 50, people having to move around that idiot is so dangerous, people don't look while changing lanes, not using signal etc.. which leads to accidents. We need to make the driving age 21-70 and thats it tbh, and put asian people through a special course.

DMC
08-02-2016, 05:10 PM
Hey man, this ain't your sandbox. Now please...
Oh so now you grow a pair of balls and stand up.

140
08-02-2016, 05:39 PM
Oh so now you grow a pair of balls and stand up.
:lol

StrengthAndHonor
08-02-2016, 05:48 PM
Oh so now you grow a pair of balls and stand up.

You know DMC, for an accountant, you mouth off a lot...

DJR210
08-02-2016, 06:56 PM
You know DMC, for an accountant, you mouth off a lot...

:lol

Koolaid_Man
08-02-2016, 06:57 PM
Oh so now you grow a pair of balls and stand up.


You can be an asshole at times.. But dam :lmao

RsxPiimp
08-02-2016, 07:18 PM
:wow

story behind that is crazy af

DMC
08-02-2016, 07:37 PM
You know DMC, for an accountant, you mouth off a lot...
Drive to your house and hope I leave. Then start a thread about it.

DMC
08-02-2016, 07:38 PM
That is horrible. Crazy thing if you were with him you probably get involved just from natural instinct. And maybe you are not typing today ...
A buddy of mine a Cali transplant got beat senseless outside of a 7-11 by two essays here in Dallas (he is white) ... he survived but he looked like the white version of Kanye west in the through the wire video for weeks.

i know those are the type of guys Trump wants to keep out of Murica.
But i have met and even dated some cool ass mexicans.
They throw some of the best parties cant judge them all by the morons.

He was attacked by notebooks?

The pen is indeed mightier than the sword, but I'd rather face the pen.

ambchang
08-02-2016, 07:46 PM
https://youtu.be/9XliISCN8xs

Killakobe81
08-03-2016, 07:44 AM
You can be an asshole at times.. But dam :lmao

This.

Koolaid_Man
08-04-2016, 05:34 AM
Honestly, its fucking shameful. I feel like 75% of traffic is caused by idiots braking too early, or not knowing how to change lanes, or they just get into sheer panic mode because everyone is driving over 60mph. The worst one is this though, the very left lane, its meant for people going the fastest. I see dumbshits going 50, people having to move around that idiot is so dangerous, people don't look while changing lanes, not using signal etc.. which leads to accidents. We need to make the driving age 21-70 and thats it tbh, and put asian people through a special course.


I had some crazy ghetto black bitch go off on me in a burger king drive through ....she she thought I was taking too long to order so she speed past me to the drive through window to place her order....I was like you balded head ho fuck you....she got out of her car walk towards me didn't say shit but rolled her eyes and picked something up off the ground..I have no idea what it was.....at any rate as she was walking away I saw her ass and was like got dayum.. that bitch fine..it was a perfect ass...it did something to me and I knew I had to go in......so I said hey I'm sorry I apologize baby..let me pay for your cheeseburger and fries......and I got her phone number and a week later I was cumming in her ass.....:lol with a condom on of course :lol I only cum in white girls asses with no condom....occasionally

baseline bum
08-04-2016, 07:07 AM
I was legit shocked, I've never seen so many people drive BELOW the limit on a freeway. My blood pressure rises whenever I'm on the US 101. :lol

Lucky you. Drive the 101 in LA and about the only time the traffic is thin enough to drive the speed limit is 2AM tbh.

StrengthAndHonor
08-04-2016, 08:21 AM
He was attacked by notebooks?

The pen is indeed mightier than the sword, but I'd rather face the pen.
That fatboy humor ha ha ha...

Killakobe81
08-04-2016, 09:51 AM
That fatboy humor ha ha ha...

Yep. I dont know how to spell essay tbh ... and that is what android stuck in there and i rolled with it.

TDMVPDPOY
08-04-2016, 11:31 AM
FCK roadrage, how about passenger rage...dont u hate fkn mutts who sit in ur car thinkn its their car or dont give a shit what they do in your car

- swinging doors wide open when gettin in and shutting it hard
- without looking outside the window b4 swinging open the door to get out...fkn mutts
- dirty fkn shoes inside ur car or trying to clean their shit with ur car mats wtf
- changing the radio/music, or pluggin their shit iphone/droid crap into the iux for their own shitty music
- princess attitude while inside ur car...fck that shit do a u-turn or tell them to get out aint driving ur shit around
- singing to ur fav tune, wtf...some ppl just want to listen to their shit without being interrupted or hearing passenger talk/sing

Thread
08-04-2016, 12:17 PM
FCK roadrage, how about passenger rage...dont u hate fkn mutts who sit in ur car thinkn its their car or dont give a shit what they do in your car

- swinging doors wide open when gettin in and shutting it hard
- without looking outside the window b4 swinging open the door to get out...fkn mutts
- dirty fkn shoes inside ur car or trying to clean their shit with ur car mats wtf
- changing the radio/music, or pluggin their shit iphone/droid crap into the iux for their own shitty music
- princess attitude while inside ur car...fck that shit do a u-turn or tell them to get out aint driving ur shit around
- singing to ur fav tune, wtf...some ppl just want to listen to their shit without being interrupted or hearing passenger talk/sing

Or, a mutt who shits in your car:::The children and I adopted her, but, had to bring her back in a fortnight with a stool sample. Fucker wouldn't shit, but, I took her over anyway for the check out. I don't know how the fuck it happened, but, I get there, take her out of the back seat, take her inside. "Where's the stool sample, sir?"

"She wouldn't go. I'm sorry."

"You'll have to bring one back tomorrow, sir. We have to have it."

"Fine."

They check her out. I leash her back up and go out to the Olds. Open the back door to let her in and there sits a pile of soft serve on the cloth seat. Wet and perfectly formed. And white because she was upset. I swear to God it was not there, I'd a seen it.

Fuck me.

That fuckin' dog.

DMC
08-04-2016, 12:33 PM
Yep. I dont know how to spell essay tbh ... and that is what android stuck in there and i rolled with it.
You spelled essay correctly.

DMC
08-04-2016, 12:34 PM
That fatboy humor ha ha ha...
That's chickenshit retort. Are you looking out your blinds right now?

SpursforSix
08-04-2016, 12:54 PM
Or, a mutt who shits in your car:::The children and I adopted her, but, had to bring her back in a fortnight with a stool sample. Fucker wouldn't shit, but, I took her over anyway for the check out. I don't know how the fuck it happened, but, I get there, take her out of the back seat, take her inside. "Where's the stool sample, sir?"

"She wouldn't go. I'm sorry."

"You'll have to bring one back tomorrow, sir. We have to have it."

"Fine."

They check her out. I leash her back up and go out to the Olds. Open the back door to let her in and there sits a pile of soft serve on the cloth seat. Wet and perfectly formed. And white because she was upset. I swear to God it was not there, I'd a seen it.

Fuck me.

That fuckin' dog.

Great name for a band. Stool Sample. But it would be Stul with an umlaut. And a "z" instead of an "s" in "sample".

Ha...now it sounds like someones name.

Hi, meet my friend Stul Zample.

ha...what if someones name was Stuart Sample.

Hi, I'm Stu Sample.

hahhaha

DMC
08-04-2016, 01:42 PM
Great name for a band. Stool Sample. But it would be Stul with an umlaut. And a "z" instead of an "s" in "sample".

Ha...now it sounds like someones name.

Hi, meet my friend Stul Zample.

ha...what if someones name was Stuart Sample.

Hi, I'm Stu Sample.

hahhaha
"Hi, I'm Scatman Stu Sample"

SpursforSix
08-04-2016, 01:48 PM
"Hi, I'm Scatman Stu Sample"

Nice to meet you. I'm Lou Stools.

DMC
08-04-2016, 02:21 PM
Nice to meet you. I'm Lou Stools.
This is my college colleague, Dean Gil Berry.

SpursforSix
08-04-2016, 02:28 PM
This is my college colleague, Dean Gil Berry.

oh...have you met Anal Warts and her friend Penis Lick?

whitemamba
08-04-2016, 02:35 PM
I had some crazy ghetto black bitch go off on me in a burger king drive through ....she she thought I was taking too long to order so she speed past me to the drive through window to place her order....I was like you balded head ho fuck you....she got out of her car walk towards me didn't say shit but rolled her eyes and picked something up off the ground..I have no idea what it was.....at any rate as she was walking away I saw her ass and was like got dayum.. that bitch fine..it was a perfect ass...it did something to me and I knew I had to go in......so I said hey I'm sorry I apologize baby..let me pay for your cheeseburger and fries......and I got her phone number and a week later I was cumming in her ass.....:lol with a condom on of course :lol I only cum in white girls asses with no condom....occasionally


Why don't you cum in black chicks? #blackvaginasmatter

StrengthAndHonor
08-04-2016, 05:02 PM
That's chickenshit retort. Are you looking out your blinds right now?
Hey man, that was a life threatening situation. I don't mind being called a P word for that.

DMC
08-04-2016, 05:05 PM
Hey man, that was a life threatening situation. I don't mind being called a P word for that.
Life threatening... just because it's a confrontation. Pussy.

StrengthAndHonor
08-04-2016, 05:15 PM
Life threatening... just because it's a confrontation. Pussy.
Dude, his freaking veins were popping out tbh. And remember that Rape meme? The one with the older African American fella? He looks exactly like that, I am not shitting on you man.

DMC
08-04-2016, 05:33 PM
So you got skeered off by a driver because he was black.

Spurs9
08-04-2016, 06:39 PM
I always let it go and don't engage tbh

Sean Cagney
08-04-2016, 10:10 PM
Curse a few times, then just move on.

The_Coyote
08-05-2016, 12:13 AM
I turn down my music and take five deep, relaxing breaths. Just focusing on the breathing (and driving, of course).

This steadies my hand for that moment when I catch up to them and shoot their tires out from underneath them.

StrengthAndHonor
08-05-2016, 12:25 AM
I'm telling you guys. It seems as if road rage has been making the news far too often lately. This is an epidemic.

Be safe y'all...

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-nation/wp/2016/08/04/senseless-act-of-violence-68-year-old-man-dies-after-apparent-road-rage-attack-in-new-york/?utm_term=.ab663ddb8bb7

StrengthAndHonor
08-05-2016, 12:32 AM
So you got skeered off by a driver because he was black.
Race baiting. Give it a rest.