Your drunken panty dropper songs.

[Big Empty]

Ur in charge of the playlist at the beach or party lake barge, what are ur go to songs for the ladies?

[SpursforSix]

I'll usually just have the DJ turn off the music and I'll grab a guitar and do work.

[I. Hustle]

I'll usually just have the DJ turn off the music and I'll grab a guitar and do work.

Like... you stick it up your pooper? Which end first?

[SpursforSix]

Like... you stick it up your pooper? Which end first?

Gross. Of course not. I play the guitar and sing some songs. Usually stuff by Alice Cooper or Glen Campbell.

[SpursforSix]

Like... you stick it up your pooper? Which end first?

And I shouldn't even be talking to you after the beat down you were served yesterday. I heard you're Faggy. Let me know if you want to find that dude. We'll double team him.

[I. Hustle]

Gross. Of course not. I play the guitar and sing some songs. Usually stuff by Alice Cooper or Glen Campbell.

Oh that's cool. I would have gone with Clapton. But then again... I'm classy.

[I. Hustle]

And I shouldn't even be talking to you after the beat down you were served yesterday. I heard you're Faggy. Let me know if you want to find that dude. We'll double team him.

He might have called me Faggy but he did so with a capital F. That shows that he still respects me.

[SpursforSix]

Oh that's cool. I would have gone with Clapton. But then again... I'm classy.

You can always tell the rookies. Sheesh. You think that...Clapton???? Listen guy, you shoot sick pedos in the head. Trust me...you play
Schools Out followed by Wichita Lineman.

[I. Hustle]

You can always tell the rookies. Sheesh. You think that...Clapton???? Listen guy, you shoot sick pedos in the head. Trust me...you play
Schools Out followed by Wichita Lineman.

Wichita Lineman? What is this a Texas thing? Are all of you just stupid over there? Here I was a 19 year old kid at parties. Everyone was playing Clapton. What do you think...

Random Guy... Hey, Hustle tell me you are going to play Clapton, right
Me... Of course I am going to play Clapton. What are you thinking
RG... Just checking. Didn't want to think you were some kind of homo
Me... *Punches guy in nose* You're bleeding, homo


So what... that's what you do with non Clapton fans... yep... you make them bleed out the nose.

[SpursforSix]

Wichita Lineman? What is this a Texas thing? Are all of you just stupid over there? Here I was a 19 year old kid at parties. Everyone was playing Clapton. What do you think...

Random Guy... Hey, Hustle tell me you are going to play Clapton, right
Me... Of course I am going to play Clapton. What are you thinking
RG... Just checking. Didn't want to think you were some kind of homo
Me... *Punches guy in nose* You're bleeding, homo


So what... that's what you do with non Clapton fans... yep... you make them bleed out the nose.

Just how retarded are you? Wichita is in Kansas. Talk to me about Joseph Herron and his records in the 100 and 200m. Trust me I know this stuff.
Trying to play Clapton at a beach party?

IHustle: Hey anyone want to hear some Eric Clapton
Girl: I'm only 12
Me: You shoot sick pedos in the head GRRRRRR
IHustle: When the day is done..
Girl: rolls eyes
Me: To all the girls I've loved before
Girl: can we go somewhere
Me: Grrrrrrr. Yes.
Girl: Let's sprint
Me: zoooom

[140]

:lmao

[I. Hustle]

Just how retarded are you? Wichita is in Kansas. Talk to me about Joseph Herron and his records in the 100 and 200m. Trust me I know this stuff.
Trying to play Clapton at a beach party?

IHustle: Hey anyone want to hear some Eric Clapton
Girl: I'm only 12
Me: You shoot sick pedos in the head GRRRRRR
IHustle: When the day is done..
Girl: rolls eyes
Me: To all the girls I've loved before
Girl: can we go somewhere
Me: Grrrrrrr. Yes.
Girl: Let's sprint
Me: zoooom

Are you really this stupid? Do you really think that they let 12 year old girls at the yep... beach?
I was 19. I didn't know anything about the world. I had a couple hundred bucks in my pocket from my job at the shoe store. Of course the girls were all over me. I'm 6'1" and 380 pounds. What girl could say no to that?

Hustle... I'm here girls. Let me see your ID's
RG... ID's? What are you? Some kind of Faggy?
Hustle... What is this? Olongapo? You have to check their driver's license you sick pos
SFS... *humps Hustle's leg*
Hustle... Get off me you moron!

[Avante]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbjZPFBD6JU&list=PLVkOlxom3V_lhA4LnA2vPmcO 8ODwdsg4W


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Th4SwSpaRWU



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVbTE4wCbpw


Avante laying on a blanket surrounded by muscles and all the girls.

Avante...I appreciate all this attention ladies, but what's wrong with I, Hustle and SpursforSix?
tall blond....they are stupid..
big titties...they are too busy trying to be you.
Foxy....6-2 275 pounds of twisted railroad steel vs a fag and and and a midget, ha~
Avante....ha~

[benefactor]

Just how retarded are you? Wichita is in Kansas. Talk to me about Joseph Herron and his records in the 100 and 200m. Trust me I know this stuff.
Trying to play Clapton at a beach party?

IHustle: Hey anyone want to hear some Eric Clapton
Girl: I'm only 12
Me: You shoot sick pedos in the head GRRRRRR
IHustle: When the day is done..
Girl: rolls eyes
Me: To all the girls I've loved before
Girl: can we go somewhere
Me: Grrrrrrr. Yes.
Girl: Let's sprint
Me: zoooom
:lol

[clambake]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbjZPFBD6JU&list=PLVkOlxom3V_lhA4LnA2vPmcO 8ODwdsg4W


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Th4SwSpaRWU



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVbTE4wCbpw


Avante laying on a blanket surrounded by muscles and all the girls.

Avante...I appreciate all this attention ladies, but what's wrong with I, Hustle and SpursforSix?
tall blond....they are stupid..
big titties...they are too busy trying to be you.
Foxy....6-2 275 pounds of twisted railroad steel vs a fag and and and a midget, ha~
Avante....ha~

at the kiddie pool

[Avante]

So there ya are in a little west Texas bar sitting at a table in back with a long tall blonde in a cowboy hat ya just met, she looks you in the eyes and says..."put something on the jukebox". You smile, get up and....


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fz1N8W8phec

She smiles reachs over and takes your hands and says...."that was sweet". Ya wanna leave?

Avante.....how about a dance before we go?
long tall blonde....sure!

Pushing A-8 on the jukebox.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FJgwzQeZJI

[clambake]

So there ya are in a little west Texas bar sitting at a table in back with a long tall blonde in a cowboy hat ya just met, she looks you in the eyes and says..."put something on the jukebox". You smile, get up and....

play hopscotch?

[SpursforSix]

Are you really this stupid? Do you really think that they let 12 year old girls at the yep... beach?
I was 19. I didn't know anything about the world. I had a couple hundred bucks in my pocket from my job at the shoe store. Of course the girls were all over me. I'm 6'1" and 380 pounds. What girl could say no to that?

Hustle... I'm here girls. Let me see your ID's
RG... ID's? What are you? Some kind of Faggy?
Hustle... What is this? Olongapo? You have to check their driver's license you sick pos
SFS... *humps Hustle's leg*
Hustle... Get off me you moron!

Listen guy...I'm 5'2, 350 pounds of twisted stool. Can do the Hokey Pokey, Fox Trot, and Cleveland Steamer. Have a room full of books and underoos.
You really think my buddies....hey, there aren't any 12 year olds at the bar, let's try the beach. Quit playing this game and stick to what ya' know. Trust me.
Stay with the Poopy McPoopenstein and Hey who farted threads.

at the beach...I walk by...check out the girls...fart at the lifeguard...I find the bonfire...pull my guitar out of my fanny pack

Girl: can you really play that thing?
Me: I smile and wink. Let me show you.
Stummmm...strummm...strummm
IHustle: who is that dude with all the girls around him
Me: Me...I'm going to shoot these kids in the head...grrrrrr
IHustle: do you know any Eric Clapton
Me: yes, I played with him at Live Aid and trust me he sucks
STRUMMMM STRUMMM STRUMMM
Me:Grrrrrrrr...that sound good?
Girls: Yes
Me: Grrrrrr...talk to me about dem blues
IHustle: crickets
Girls: see ya IHustle
Me: BLAM

[Buddy Mignon]

Yall can sit around and listen to me fuck. But if you need more than the waves crashing against the sand then put on Hall & Oats Greatest hits and let ride.

[Avante]

SpursforSix and I, Hustle are hanging out....

SFS....so what do ya want to do?
I, Hustle...we are boring, huh?
SFS...I got it, let's do Avante impersonations.
I, Hustle...BINGO~~~~ that Avante, does he have it figured out or what?
SFS....and it's all wrapped up in 6-2 275 of twisted railroad steel.....wow~
I, Hustle....you got it amigo.
SFS....rookies, sheesh~~~~~~~
I, Hustle....good one slick.
SFS....I know it all little guy.
I, Hustle,.....midgets, sheesh~~~~~~~~
SFS.....it's all about the mood.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eorGOfjum8s

[DJR210]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIX5bo8MOxQ


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6VTj7LhCtE


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDJu7r6OUvk

[Avante]

All my life I have been the one. No matter how big the crowd I will always be the one who stands out. I have gotten use to it and it is pretty cool.

[DJR210]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a95sENMVrYc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTWgjg2ZQeY

[Wild Cobra]

Like... you stick it up your pooper? Which end first?

Idiot.

Plenty of women go for that.

[Avante]

So we get to her place, after mixing a couple drinks she walks over to her stereo, pushs some buttons and....




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0p6KbO5kaU

......once the song got thumping she stands up, takes your had and says..."still wanna dance"...?

[I. Hustle]

All my life I have been the one. No matter how big the crowd I will always be the one who stands out. I have gotten use to it and it is pretty cool.

There you go following me around and humping my leg ya little freak. Did anyone say your name or call you? Nope but like the fag that you are, you see Hustle's name or SFS posting and you get your 3 inches of railroad still standing at attention. Do you think I'm a 11 year old little girl/boy or something?

Avante... I'm going to bust into this thread and yep... bust a nut too
Hustle... Listen ya little freak, you see me and a fine bitch like Judy and think you can be like me. Hit the bricks
SFS... Ooohhhh did someone say bust a nut? *opens mouth*
Avante... You know what I do with sick pedos like you? Yep... I invite them over for drinks and share tips and tricks


Is that what you came in here for slick? You don't know shit about track and Field but I bet you could tell me the fastest nut time by a sick ass pedo sitting at a park.

[Avante]

There ya have fans, the impact Avante makes where ever he goes. Yep, a unique individual. Often imitated, never duplicated.

Dedicated to Avante.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlJvJye9c_M

[I. Hustle]

So there ya are in a little west Texas bar sitting at a table in back with a long tall blonde in a cowboy hat ya just met, she looks you in the eyes and says..."put something on the jukebox". You smile, get up and....


She smiles reachs over and takes your hands and says...."that was sweet". Ya wanna leave?

Avante.....how about a dance before we go?
long tall blonde....sure!

Pushing A-8 on the jukebox.



You ain't never been to Texas, slick

Avante... Holy shit. So this is Texas.
Big Titty Blonde... Hey, Hustle. Look at the queer boy that just walked in.
Hustle... Hey, queer boy, get your California dreamin ass outta here. Gay bar is on the other side of town
BTB... Hahaha he wouldn't even cut it in the gay bar here in Texas
Avante... But but but I know ZZ Top songs and Leo Manzano's time in the 1500 m
BTB... Bitch, get out before I beat your ass
Hustle... Listen to the lady, punk
SFS... Hey guys what did I miss?

[I. Hustle]

Idiot.

Plenty of women go for that.

What was I thinking?

[DJR210]

Thanks for the recommendations Avante :tu

Next time I get the urge to fuck a 70 year old woman I'll be sure to refer back to this thread

[Avante]

Avante is surrounded by dumb little shits who don't know a damn thing about nothing, ha~~~~ No wonder I'm the best they can do, ha~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Things only I can do.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TksqEIl1uxU

[Avante]

Thanks for the recommendations Avante (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=33483) :tu

Next time I get the urge to fuck a 70 year old woman I'll be sure to refer back to this thread

Dude, you do know women really don't like that gross shit, right? You do know women are into romance? Of course ya don't being a queer.

[DJR210]

Dude, you do know women really don't like that gross shit, right? You do know women are into romance? Of course ya don't being a queer.

:lol go read your romance novels faggot, this is a thread about panty droppers, your bitches wear depends

[Avante]

:lol go read your romance novels faggot, this is a thread about panty droppers, your bitches wear depends

Little guy, do you know anything at all about women? Stupid, what women want is a listener, ok? A guy who listens to them will drop more panties that all that stupid bullshit.

Romance is big with women ya fucking queer....ok?

[SpursforSix]

Thanks for the recommendations Avante (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=33483) :tu

Next time I get the urge to fuck a 70 year old woman I'll be sure to refer back to this thread

Listen ya queer...Judy is a tall blonde drink of water...she used to play football back in high schoo...she wouldn't send you a fart in a wineglass

DJR : So Judy, you're way out of my league but I'd like to have a drink with you
Judy : SFS, can you do something about this guy?
SFS : Remember...my probation...the kid thing.
Judy : oh yes yes yes
SFS; GRRRRRR I shoot sick pedos in the head
DJR : so Judy...about that drink
Judy : forget the drink, just put it in my pooper for a sec
SFS : that's my Judy

[SpursforSix]

Little guy, do you know anything at all about women? Stupid, what women want is a listener, ok? A guy who listens to them will drop more panties that all that stupid bullshit.

Romance is big with women ya fucking queer....ok?

yep...you got that right amigo...

walking down the street...over in Bakersfield over by Will's Blue's Shed...some chicks hanging out

Avante: hey...chicks...what's happeneing
Chick : not much...who are you
Avante: Grrrrr...I'm 400 pounds of loose stool, tell me about yourself
Chick : I've been watching the Olympics...really cool stuff
Avante: Yep...let me tell you about Usain Bolt and the top 10 sprinters
Chick: wow you know a lot about track
Avante: Yep...there's Usain Bolt in lane 1,
Chick: sorry...gotta go, here's the ice cream truck

[DJR210]

Little guy, do you know anything at all about women? Stupid, what women want is a listener, ok? A guy who listens to them will drop more panties that all that stupid bullshit.

Romance is big with women ya fucking queer....ok?

:lol Put on your flowered apron and go paint Judy's toenails you sweet little bitch you

[I. Hustle]

So there Avante was sitting at the toppings bar with a flask full of Jack and Skip James playing on his Walkman. Chick comes up and says, "Cuse me, neninems pease" She was obviously hitting on him so he played a long.

Avante... So you like M&Ms, huh?
Chick... yes pease... neninems
Avante... So... what brings you here?
Chick... Mommy
Avante... Mommy seems distracted over there. I think I have some M&Ms in my pocket
Hustle... BAM! Right in the head
Avante...
https://s3.amazonaws.com/content.tiptoplolz/OvRiTq6Rl.gif

[SpursforSix]

So there Avante was sitting at the toppings bar with a flask full of Jack and Skip James playing on my Walkman. Chick comes up and says, "Cuse me, neninems pease" She was obviously hitting on him so he played a long.

Avante... So you like M&Ms, huh?
Chick... yes pease... neninems
Avante... So... what brings you here?
Chick... Mommy
Avante... Mommy seems distracted over there. I think I have some M&Ms in my pocket
Hustle... BAM! Right in the head
Avante...
https://s3.amazonaws.com/content.tiptoplolz/OvRiTq6Rl.gif

:lol

:pop: Yep, nailed it.

[Chucho]

Yall can sit around and listen to me fuck. But if you need more than the waves crashing against the sand then put on Hall & Oats Greatest hits and let ride.

Only Avante would want to sit around and see you fucking little boys, you sick online predator. You're disgusting, abhorrent, immoral and a homosexual pedophile. At least Avante isn't a homosexual predator.

GO cry and have me banned again for posting your bio pics.

[Chucho]

When people start threads like this, you can bet dollars to pesos that OP doesn't have any panties dropping with consent or without GHB/MDA. Just cut it out, you aren't fooling anyone, hence this thread being dominated by two insecure lames, a pedophile that keeps telling the story of his pedophilia and doesn't rationalize it as pedophilia and then a creepy homosexual pedophile who cries to the owners when someone pastes his pictures of him preying on 3rd world boys. Abhorrent creeps all around this thread.

[I. Hustle]

Only Avante would want to sit around and see you fucking little boys, you sick online predator. You're disgusting, abhorrent, immoral and a homosexual pedophile. At least Avante isn't a homosexual predator.

GO cry and have me banned again for posting your bio pics.

Wait a second... who said Avante wasn't a homo predator?

This was an early pic of him.
http://images.memes.com/meme/fbthumb/1033185

[I. Hustle]

When people start threads like this, you can bet dollars to pesos that OP doesn't have any panties dropping with consent or without GHB/MDA. Just cut it out, you aren't fooling anyone, hence this thread being dominated by two insecure lames, a pedophile that keeps telling the story of his pedophilia and doesn't rationalize it as pedophilia and then a creepy homosexual pedophile who cries to the owners when someone pastes his pictures of him preying on 3rd world boys. Abhorrent creeps all around this thread.

Wait a second... hold up... am I supposed to be one of the insecure lames? Do my insecurities show that much? Tell me. Do they? Why don't you like me?

[SpursforSix]

Wait a second... who said Avante wasn't a homo predator?

This was an early pic of him.


that's the dude up there that called you "Faggy". You need so serve up him up a dish of retribution with a side of Spinning Double Eagle Kick.

[Avante]

Only here in stupidville could anyone not understand what....

Once I learned about the sex slavery thing over there it pissed me off, why weren't we told of sick shit?

....means. I have never seen so many fucked up posters in one place before, all I can guess is a lot of pricks live in Texas.


So since I'm surrounded by idiots I might as well poke fun at them so...."don't call me a pedo, grrrrrrr~~~~" I am the only thing really going on here, I do get that.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

I need some real music, not that stupid bullshit you know nothings post.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97BfC4LgrXk




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9oCdAvyAsAo




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEf_Ir2XKYg

[Avante]

Why don't you fuckers pull your head out of you ass and stop acting like retarded assholes. Stop boring me with your stupidity, can you? My God people I get the fact I'm far more interesting than any of you but don't freak out about it, ok?

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Keeping with the above mood.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eM213aMKTHg



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GG27I_maU7A




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLWYOzAi33c

[xXx]

I Fuck to dance music....just not Mc hammer dance music....lol

The panties are off before we go out...my girls know how I roll...

[DMC]

So we get to her place, after mixing a couple drinks she walks over to her stereo, pushs some buttons and....




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0p6KbO5kaU

......once the song got thumping she stands up, takes your had and says..."still wanna dance"...?

She has a "stereo" she has to walk over to and push buttons? What fucking century are you living in? Did she lift the lid or turn the crank to get the record moving?

[I. Hustle]

CHUCHO!!!! Answer me! What did I do wrong? Are you mad at me? Is everything ok? Are you mad?