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SpursforSix
08-10-2016, 09:42 AM
1) pineapple
2) scrambled eggs
3) baked beans
4) peanut butter and honey sandwich
5) pancakes
6) broccoli
7) pop tarts
8) uncooked chicken
9) Little Debbie Starcrunch
10) chips and salsa
140
08-10-2016, 09:44 AM
So cooked chicken is ok? What about boiled or fried eggs?
UNT Eagles 2016
08-10-2016, 09:50 AM
out of those foods, pineapples and broccoli are the only ones that don't hurt my stomach...
Salad Tosser
08-10-2016, 09:50 AM
1) pineapple
2) scrambled eggs
3) baked beans
4) peanut butter and honey sandwich
5) pancakes
6) broccoli
7) pop tarts
8) uncooked chicken
9) Little Debbie Starcrunch
10) chips and salsa

Nice snack list just take off the uncooked chicken.
SpursforSix
08-10-2016, 09:55 AM
So cooked chicken is ok? What about boiled or fried eggs?

You're welcome to make your own list. These are the top 10.
SpursforSix
08-10-2016, 10:01 AM
Nice snack list just take off the uncooked chicken.

That's why their on the list. I didn't want it to be full of foods that no one had around or weren't common enough.
I could have said Ghost Pepper Sauce or Swordfish but one of those is obvious and the other, most people don't have it around all the time.
FrankCostanza
08-10-2016, 10:08 AM
Corkscrew pasta.
I. Hustle
08-10-2016, 03:07 PM
out of those foods, pineapples and broccoli are the only ones that don't hurt my stomach...

How far up do you shove them?
UNT Eagles 2016
08-10-2016, 03:11 PM
How far up do you shove them?

I meant to eat, silly moo.
I. Hustle
08-10-2016, 03:14 PM
I meant to eat, silly moo.

My bad. I guess you wouldn't be enticed by... THIS!!
https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/z/tropical-cornucopia-32068.jpg
UNT Eagles 2016
08-11-2016, 08:32 AM
My bad. I guess you wouldn't be enticed by... THIS!!
https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/z/tropical-cornucopia-32068.jpg

Reminds me of my childhood when my mom(my) would prepare me large fruit plates with 10+ different fruits on it each time. That would be my after-dinner dessert every evening before bed -- no cookies, cake or candy. Probably why I can't exceed 130 pounds no matter how much I try to eat today.
SpursforSix
08-11-2016, 09:48 AM
Reminds me of my childhood when my mom(my) would prepare me large fruit plates with 10+ different fruits on it each time. That would be my after-dinner dessert every evening before bed -- no cookies, cake or candy. Probably why I can't exceed 130 pounds no matter how much I try to eat today.

Mom's can be awesome. I never realized how much time and effort is involved in preparing foods. It just magically showed up. Me and my daughter will sometimes cook dinner. So we'll have the main course and two or three sides. I still can't figure out how to make it all done around the same time.

And as much as I'd like to have a bunch of different fruit at the same time, it's just too much of a pain.
UNT Eagles 2016
08-11-2016, 10:00 AM
Mom's can be awesome. I never realized how much time and effort is involved in preparing foods. It just magically showed up. Me and my daughter will sometimes cook dinner. So we'll have the main course and two or three sides. I still can't figure out how to make it all done around the same time.

And as much as I'd like to have a bunch of different fruit at the same time, it's just too much of a pain.
What about your wife?
SpursforSix
08-11-2016, 10:09 AM
What about your wife?

She's awesome. But I don't expect her to crank out a full meal every night or cut up a bunch of fruit just because I want to have watermelon AND cantaloupe at the same time.
UNT Eagles 2016
08-11-2016, 11:53 AM
She's awesome. But I don't expect her to crank out a full meal every night or cut up a bunch of fruit just because I want to have watermelon AND cantaloupe at the same time.

Who the **** did you marry?
SpursforSix
08-11-2016, 11:58 AM
Who the **** did you marry?

Petunia Popplesnoot.

I don't get your question though. Are you saying you expect you're going to cook dinner for your husband every night?
I. Hustle
08-11-2016, 01:03 PM
This whole time I thought SFS was a straight male. Huh... who knew?
SpursforSix
08-11-2016, 01:17 PM
This whole time I thought SFS was a straight male. Huh... who knew?

Bend over, I'll fucking show you a straight male.
I. Hustle
08-11-2016, 01:48 PM
Bend over, I'll fucking show you a straight male.

https://media4.giphy.com/media/2iBsieTJ3eO1q/200_s.gif
UNT Eagles 2016
08-11-2016, 02:52 PM
Petunia Popplesnoot.

I don't get your question though. Are you saying you expect you're going to cook dinner for your husband every night?
Well, except for the nights you eat out or she's sick..... yes.
UNT Eagles 2016
08-11-2016, 02:53 PM
https://media4.giphy.com/media/2iBsieTJ3eO1q/200_s.gifHe pwned himself with that all-time dumb comment, tbh
SpursforSix
08-11-2016, 03:09 PM
He pwned himself with that all-time dumb comment, tbh

:lol you're such a weirdo.
UNT Eagles 2016
08-11-2016, 03:37 PM
:lol you're such a weirdo.

Black pot calling the grey kettle black, tbh.
SpursforSix
08-11-2016, 03:42 PM
Black pot calling the grey kettle black, tbh.

I used to have this black friend. Total pothead. One time he made a comment about one of our friends being "such a stoner". In my mind, I tried to make use of "pot calling the kettle black". Something to tie in pot and his being black.
But I could never get it to work. Black pothead calling.... That's the Black calling the pothead... Anyway, I hadn't thought about that in years. But still can't figure it out.