If you could train for 4 years, what Summer Olympic sport would you have the best

[SpursforSix]

chance to compete in?

You've got 4 years to devote 100% of your efforts to. I'd say the 200m dash but I'm too old for that.

I'm not trying to diminish any of the efforts of the actual Olympians, but I think my best chance would be the 10M Air Rifle.

[ColinB]

Race walking.

[oh crap]

too lazy to post pic, but beerfest style training

[I. Hustle]

4 years to train? I'd probably take a shot at handball.

[SpursforSix]

4 years to train? I'd probably take a shot at handball.

You don't get to pick what would be fun. After your 4 years of training, you either make the Olympics or you get killed.

[I. Hustle]

You don't get to pick what would be fun. After your 4 years of training, you either make the Olympics or you get killed.

If that's the case.... I would go with... yep... curling

[baseline bum]

Probably beisbol so I could eat a bucket of KFC every day for 4 years.

[SpursforSix]

If that's the case.... I would go with... yep... curling

why are you so bent on derailing my threads? It's Summer Olympics only.

[Blake]

Is poker in the Olympics

[lebomb]

Blake would be good at track since he previously sprinted room to room at his house, trying to keep up with the line of niggras plowing his EX with their 11" long big black greasy cawks into her oiled up fawtbox.

[Blake]

Blake would be good at track since he previously sprinted room to room at his house, trying to keep up with the line of niggras plowing his EX with their 11" long big black greasy cawks into her oiled up fawtbox.

So I'm sprinting room to room to stand in line?

Run the logistics by me again, utsa.

[140]

Is poker in the Olympics
No but porker is

[SpursforSix]

Is poker in the Olympics

Poker in the Olympics, liquor in the rear.

[Blake]

No but porker is


:lol

[chunticakes]

Probably beisbol so I could eat a bucket of KFC every day for 4 years.

:lol

I picked fatball too.

Eating, drinking, and smoking in dugout ftw.

[SpursforSix]

:lol

I picked fatball too.

Eating, drinking, and smoking in dugout ftw.

YOU DONT GET TO PICK LIKE THAT. YOU REALISTIcAlly thinks that u...basebal?bbvn

[HI-FI]

Blake would be good at track since he previously sprinted room to room at his house, trying to keep up with the line of niggras plowing his EX with their 11" long big black greasy cawks into her oiled up fawtbox.
:lol damn

[140]

Probably beisbol so I could eat a bucket of KFC every day for 4 years.


:lol

I picked fatball too.

Eating, drinking, and smoking in dugout ftw.
:lmao

[UZER]

Archery.

[Mark Celibate]

No training needed, everyone who's spent 4yrs or more on spurstalk is well qualified for special olympics imho.

[Reck]

Either swimming or cycling time trials.

[benefactor]

cycling time trials.
Same. Been cycling for cardio for years now. With a 4 year head start I could be somewhat competitive.

[lebomb]

So I'm sprinting room to room to stand in line?

Run the logistics by me again, utsa.

Ok, let me clarify.

No, you are not standing in line, you are in noway participating in this event. But, a gang of Serge Ibaka lookin niggras are in line, and you are running back and forth between THE lines trying to get a peek cuck style at them plowin your EXs womb and greased up balloon knot.

:claw

[Koolaid_Man]

Same. Been cycling for cardio for years now. With a 4 year head start I could be somewhat competitive.

:lol bout as competitive as cops stuffing their faces with donuts

[Koolaid_Man]

chance to compete in?

You've got 4 years to devote 100% of your efforts to. I'd say the 200m dash but I'm too old for that.

I'm not trying to diminish any of the efforts of the actual Olympians, but I think my best chance would be the 10M Air Rifle.

Put me down for swimming, beach volleyball, and rowing, fencing, and boxing....I'm a man of many talents

[SpursforSix]

Put me down for swimming, beach volleyball, and rowing, fencing, and boxing....I'm a man of many talents

I already have you down for the Male Anus Lick and Ball Grab team event.

[Chinook]

Probably rugby. Have the size and body type for it, though I'd have to be in WAY better shape for sevens.

[SpursforSix]

Put me down for swimming, beach volleyball, and rowing, fencing, and boxing....I'm a man of many talents

ah...I should have said, you'd be good in the Clean and Jerk Off.

[Blake]

Ok, let me clarify.

No, you are not standing in line, you are in noway participating in this event. But, a gang of Serge Ibaka lookin niggras are in line, and you are running back and forth between THE lines trying to get a peek cuck style at them plowin your EXs womb and greased up balloon knot.

:claw

That still doesn't make sense. Is there one line of multiple Ibaka bangers or multiple lines of individual Ibakas?

[Blake]

I mean, you could have gone with some kind of relay team, or syncronized plowing. ...so many different ways to go instead of that mess

[lebomb]

That still doesn't make sense. Is there one line of multiple Ibaka bangers or multiple lines of individual Ibakas?

You went to TekaTek figure it out. Did you pass the star test?

[lebomb]

I mean, you could have gone with some kind of relay team, or syncronized plowing. ...so many different ways to go instead of that mess

How bout the WR for cuckage?

[DJR210]

trying to keep up with the line of niggras plowing his EX with their 11" long big black greasy cawks into her oiled up fawtbox.

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn188/DJR210/Untitled-1_zps0lwhg8jc.png

[lebomb]

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn188/DJR210/Untitled-1_zps0lwhg8jc.png


LOL..............exactly.

[DJR210]

LOL..............exactly.

:lol come home from work to a gang of Jordans taken off by the door

[Blake]

Lol

Also lol at the things you guys think up and then put to photo shop

[Aztecfan03]

soccer.

Also, you guys wouldn't have a chance in hell at hitting a fastball.

[I. Hustle]

How bout the WR for cuckage?

I have to agree with Blake on this one. You aren't even trying. You are naming football positions and that's not an Olympic event.

You should go with 200 men freestyle or the Dong jump

[lebomb]

I have to agree with Blake on this one. You aren't even trying. You are naming football positions and that's not an Olympic event.

You should go with 200 men freestyle or the Dong jump

WR = World Record

[I. Hustle]

WR = World Record

Oh ookk I get you now. I'm picking up what you're putting down.

I still would have gone with a witty spin on an actual event. Like... Field Cucky or Lacucksse or Modern Cucktanthalon

[SpursforSix]

Oh ookk I get you know. I'm picking up what you're putting down.

I still would have gone with a witty spin on an actual event. Like... Field Cucky or Lacucksse or Modern Cucktanthalon

What about, Taecuckdo? Or Synccucknzed Swimming?

Also, don't forget the innuendos with rowing.


If the cox doesn't meet the requirements, they will have to carry a sandbag with the difference. Females can cox on men's teams (common) and males can cox on women's teams (rare).

The rower sitting closest to the stern is called the the stroke (in an 8+, he/she will be facing the coxswain); he/she is the one who controls (should control) the rhythm and change in rhythm of the boat. The rower sitting in the bow is sometimes called the bowman. The seats are numbered from the bow: bow (sometimes "1'), 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, stroke (sometimes called "8"). The coxswain is sometimes numbered as 9.

https://www.quora.com/What-positions-are-on-the-standard-crew-team

[lebomb]

Oh ookk I get you know. I'm picking up what you're putting down.

I still would have gone with a witty spin on an actual event. Like... Field Cucky or Lacucksse or Modern Cucktanthalon

Sand Cuckageball
Cuck and Field
Cucknastics
Cucklifting
Cuckwando

[I. Hustle]

Sand Cuckageball
Cuck and Field
Cucknastics
Cucklifting
Cuckwando

Better. Not quite there yet... but much... yep... better

[Avante]

Wrestling.

My junior year of high school I was talked into wrestling our league heavyweight champ who went to my school. I held my own and was actually stronger. Bu, being a footballer my cardio was subpar compared to his. So after about 10 minutes of shoving each other around I had to concede, I was totally tuckered out.

I had been approached by the wrestling coachs a couple of times, I always...nay!

If I'd been in wrestling shape I think I could have beat the champ. I was always great at wrestling.

[SpursforSix]

Wrestling.

My junior year of high school I was talked into wrestling our league heavyweight champ who went to my school. I held my own and was actually stronger. Bu, being a footballer my cardio was subpar compared to his. So after about 10 minutes of shoving each other around I had to concede, I was totally tuckered out.

I had been approached by the wrestling coachs a couple of times, I always...nay!

If I'd been in wrestling shape I think I could have beat the champ. I was always great at wrestling.

I'm talking about now fatty. If I could go back in time, I could have played basketball.

[Avante]

I'm talking about now fatty. If I could go back in time, I could have played basketball.

Who cares what you're talking about? I don't. Anyone who thinks he could run a sub 20.00 in middle school, hahahaha~~~~~~~~

You'd have to have been a 10.00 100m sprinter to run a sub 20.00. The HS record is 10.00.

[SpursforSix]

Who cares what you're talking about? I don't. Anyone who thinks he could run a sub 20.00 in middle school, hahahaha~~~~~~~~

You'd have to have been a 10.00 100m sprinter to run a sub 20.00. The HS record is 10.00.

I doubt I ran a sub 10 100. My guess is I accelerated and ran faster the second half of the 200.

[Avante]

I doubt I ran a sub 10 100. My guess is I accelerated and ran faster the second half of the 200.

You actually believe that don't you?

Do you know anything at all about sprinting?

[SpursforSix]

You actually believe that don't you?

Do you know anything at all about sprinting?

I know that you don't start off at your top speed. So my second half of the 200 is faster than the first.

[140]

SFS schooling avante on track and field as per par

[Blake]

SFS is my go-to source if I have questions on white sprinters of the 1940s

[Avante]

I know that you don't start off at your top speed. So my second half of the 200 is faster than the first.

Pay attention dummy.

If ya want to predict what a 400m sprinter is capable of as far as times go, it's done like this.

200m PR times two, plus 4 (4 100m)

At 200m, it's that 100m PR times two.

Usain Bolt 9.58 times two...19.16, his 200m PR is 19.19.

In order to run a 20.00, you would have to be able to run a sub 10.10 100m, ya got it?

Let me guess, now you are confused, right?

Stupid, the fastest 200m ever ran by a high school kid is 20.09 by Noah Lyles. The Texas state record is 20.13 by Roy Martin. the Cali state record is 20.14 by Michael Norman. All thre of those kids could also run a sub 10.30 and split a sub 46.00 4x4 leg.

I get ya have no idea at all about anything having to do with any of this but it's fun showing off.

What happened is ya ran a 29 but all ya can remember is 20 something. In a distance no longer that 200m, a 29 vs a 20 is huge.

Dummy....I ran a 20.00 or faster as a kid.
Guy who can talk Lon Myers in the 1880's...."ha~~~"

This is a 20.00 looks like stupid.




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bic1rOaS7mI


See the black guy in lane one, that is Larry Black, who runs a 9.3 yards and can split a 43.5 4x4 leg. Do you have any idea at all what is being said there?

Borzov ran a 10.07 100m that is a 20.14 200m. Now think just a little bit ya idiot., ok?

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8

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11.24c

TX

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Mar 23

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8

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[Avante]

There will be guys in that Olympic 200m final that won't run a 20.00.

The great Jesse Owens, never broke 20.7, but some middle school kid ran a 20.00, hahahahahaha~~~~~~~~




1933
21.1
3
Chicago
Jun 17


1934
21.4
12
Columbus
May 19


1935
20.7
1
Ann Arbor
May 25


1936
20.7
1
Berlin
Aug

[Avante]

A dummy on the internet trying to sell.."I ran a 20.00 or faster"...to the most knowledgeable sprint poster on the internet, hahahaha~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

A 20.00 would have won the 1997 WORLD CHAMPIONSHIPS 200m







Ato Boldon (javascript:CheckID(653,'M','MA2'))
TRI
20.04


2
Frank Fredericks (javascript:CheckID(2033,'M','MA2'))
NAM
20.23


3
Claudinei da Silva (javascript:CheckID(1388,'M','MA2'))
BRA
20.26


4
Ivan Garcia (javascript:CheckID(2112,'M','MA2'))
CUB
20.31


5
Georgios Panayotopoulos (javascript:CheckID(13683,'M','MA2'))
GRE
20.32w


6
Obadele Thompson (javascript:CheckID(6660,'M','MA2'))
BAR
20.37


7
Jon Drummond (javascript:CheckID(1654,'M','MA2'))
USA
20.44


8
Patrick Stevens (javascript:CheckID(6371,'M','MA2'))
BEL
20.44

[lefty]

Women soccer tbh

[Avante]

By the way the All Time White 100m pre 1950.

lane

1.Charles Paddock USC 1920 Oly gold
2.Frank Wykoff USC WR 9.4
3.George Simpson Ohio St 32 Olympian (ran the first 9.4, but he used illegal blocks)
4.Hal Davis Cal "The California Comet".......with no Olympics in 40/44 (war) he is just known as the besty in those years.
5.Percy Williams Canada 1928 Oly gold
6.Harold Abrahams GB 1924 Oly gold
7.Mel Patton USC WR 9.3
8.Clyde Jeffreys Stanford WR 9.4

The last great All White NCAA 4x1 team was ACU in the 50's.

Waymon Griggs
James Segrest
Bill Woodhouse...WR 9.3
Bobby Morrow ...WR 9.3/1956 Oly gold/a case can be made that he is the fastest white American ever.

[lefty20]

Archery/shooting is the only answer, tbh.

[Robz4000]

Swimming, sand volleyball, or rugby.