What should be on the Menu for the next tailgate party? [Archive]

Trainwreck2100

10-04-2005, 10:08 PM

I suddenly have the urge for tequila, does anyone know of a place to buy a mexican beverage, a bar of some sort?

Trainwreck2100

10-04-2005, 10:15 PM

Is there a cantina by the dome?

TheTruth

10-04-2005, 10:17 PM

:lmao

I'm thinking about making a beef stew.

Kdfelicity

10-04-2005, 10:22 PM

I suddenly have the urge for tequila, does anyone know of a place to buy a mexican beverage, a bar of some sort?

Tequila makes her clothes fall off...

She said I'm going out with my girlfriends
Margaritas at the Holiday Inn
Oh mercy...my only thought
Was tequila makes her clothes fall off

I told her put an extra layer on
I know what happens when she drinks Patron
Her closets missing half the things she bought
Tequila makes her clothes fall off

Them pantyhose ain't gonna last too long
If the DJ puts Bon Jovi on
She might come home in a tablecloth
TEQUILA MAKES HER CLOTHES FALL OFF

:drunk

batman2883

10-05-2005, 09:09 AM

Lobster Tails,
NY Strip steak
wild boar

ObiwanGinobili

10-05-2005, 09:10 AM

Opa's sausage
heb fajitas... damn those alwasy come out good...
charro beans (with teh chicarrones still in them)

Spam

10-05-2005, 11:22 AM

I would think it would be some type of fowl.

SWC Bonfire

10-05-2005, 11:28 AM

wild boar

:lol

You know "wild boar" is just a feral pig, right? We shoot those damn things and let the buzzards eat them. Let's just say that they don't exactly eat the nicest things, and in turn you're eating them. Example: you bait hog traps using corn with diesel poured on top - even the birds won't eat that.

Or as Jules would say, "a pig is a filthy animal"... just imagine a wild pig.

TheTruth

10-05-2005, 11:31 AM

but what if it were a boar with character?

batman2883

10-05-2005, 11:32 AM

Boars are fucking delicious though, my sisters in laws bbq that shit up good....

mouse

10-05-2005, 11:33 AM

You want to stand out from the others, and draw the TV cameras to your grill, The one that has SpursTalk painted on the side as you cool a whole Hog.

http://www.porkpeople.com/images/recipes/wholehog/img_whole1.jpg

GoldToe

10-05-2005, 11:36 AM

Mmmmmm...wild boar?...I'm ready to pig out!!

SWC Bonfire

10-05-2005, 11:43 AM

All I can say is... cook that pig thoroughly, man. Trichanosis, salmonella, etc...

MiNuS

10-05-2005, 11:45 AM

I have some:
fajitas,deluxe ribs,hotel ribs,agujas nortenas,chicken wings,and fillet chicken
marinating as we speak. NO REALLY!!!!!

batman2883

10-05-2005, 11:45 AM

Maybe we can dig a hole in the of the dome the night before and make us some barbacoa

batman2883

10-05-2005, 11:46 AM

I have some:
fajitas,deluxe ribs,hotel ribs,agujas nortenas,chicken wings,and fillet chicken
marinating as we speak. NO REALLY!!!!!
what time is the BBQ

MiNuS

10-05-2005, 11:48 AM

what time is the BBQ
today @ 6pm if doesn't rain.

EmerilLagasse

10-05-2005, 11:49 AM

Cook that pig nice and brown, pop an apple in it's mouth and "BAM!" you'll have some of the best tasting hog you've ever had.

Pork fat rules baby!!

batman2883

10-05-2005, 11:49 AM

please post directions

TheTruth

10-05-2005, 11:50 AM

bat...we are gonna own the tailgate parking lot...count on that..

batman2883

10-05-2005, 11:54 AM

Hell yeah ill even see if i can get Tony Parker to show up and rap

mouse

10-05-2005, 11:58 AM

Hey Batman I need a 12 pack before Thursday,

ididnotnothat

10-05-2005, 12:05 PM

I could use a 12-pack for tonight.

GoldToe

10-05-2005, 12:14 PM

I've got some cold ones waiting at home and I'm heading that way!! :elephant

Kdfelicity

10-06-2005, 12:13 AM

bat...we are gonna own the tailgate parking lot...count on that..

Oh goly gee, I'm getting so excited!!!

All I'm gonna need is key lime pie(if that's doable) and Keystone and I'll be one happy camper...

Oh and Truthy, you're supposed to try your hand at your momma's bread, so don't forget!!

batman2883

10-06-2005, 08:39 AM

Felicity must live in a TPark drinking Keystone....

Kdfelicity

10-06-2005, 02:19 PM

Felicity must live in a TPark drinking Keystone....

Yea, in fact, I live right next door to your trailor...only mines better looking than yours...

TheTruth

10-06-2005, 02:21 PM

damn batman, you gotta know that felicity don't take your shit.

batman2883

10-06-2005, 02:22 PM

TheTruth

10-06-2005, 02:23 PM

that waterfall does kick ass...almost as much as your beer shower.

batman2883

10-06-2005, 02:24 PM

damn batman, you gotta know that felicity don't take your shit.

Tell that c word to bring it, she cant handle me

batman2883

10-06-2005, 02:25 PM

Ok felicity, i didnt mean it, your not a c word...only cherry is

Kdfelicity

10-06-2005, 02:27 PM

Oh im sorry you must be confusing me for some hilly billy trailer trash allow myself to introduce...myself...im batman hunny i live in a nice ass mansion where the women run naked along my beer waterfall...thats right, a beer waterfall now you tell me how i live in a trailer?

In actuality, those are the naked women running out from under your piece of shit air conditioning unit on the side of your trailer because they saw your man tackle and thought it wasn't anything you told them it was...

Kdfelicity

10-06-2005, 02:28 PM

Ok felicity, i didnt mean it, your not a c word...only cherry is

Alright. That's better. I take back what I just wrote in the previous post...sorry, I want to be invited to your mansion after all...

batman2883

10-06-2005, 02:30 PM

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha your lucky im a forgiving bat......

Kdfelicity

10-06-2005, 02:44 PM

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha your lucky im a forgiving bat......

And I'm sure your man tackle is lovely...

Kdfelicity

10-18-2005, 03:56 PM

batman2883

10-18-2005, 04:02 PM

fuck that im roasting a pig in the damn parking lot

Kdfelicity

10-18-2005, 04:05 PM

fuck that im roasting a pig in the damn parking lot

Fine you'll bring the bacon. :lol

Duff McCartney

10-18-2005, 04:14 PM

Make sure it's turkey bacon. Pork bacon has become disgusting to me now compared to turkey bacon. It's way better than regular bacon. Less fat and tastes better.

MaNuMaNiAc

10-18-2005, 07:50 PM

Hey Duff, when are you going to pay Jim back??

NZHayden

10-18-2005, 07:54 PM

potato salad

TheTruth

10-18-2005, 07:58 PM

UPDATE! UPDATE!!! Someone needs to bring supplies to cook up some bacon and egg tacos!!

I got to the tailgate Sunday in such a hurry to beat the crowd,(there was already a line at 7am, I couldn't believe it!!) that we forgot about breakfast tacos! And I was dying to have them...

As I was walking through the parking lot, I saw only one lady making tacos, so I had to bargain with her--a beer for a taco.
that is unsatisfactory...you had to trade to get a taco? its tailgating, nothing should be required to get some free food. I'll definately have breakfast at my site. Free to the masses.

Kdfelicity

10-18-2005, 10:05 PM

that is unsatisfactory...you had to trade to get a taco? its tailgating, nothing should be required to get some free food. I'll definately have breakfast at my site. Free to the masses.

See I knew you would bring justice to the situation. You're such a classy guy Truthy!! :D

Aggie Hoopsfan

10-18-2005, 10:10 PM

How the fuck did this thread go from tailgate food to man tackle? :lol

Kdfelicity

10-18-2005, 10:32 PM

How the fuck did this thread go from tailgate food to man tackle? :lol

It really spans back from Batman calling me the "c" word after I got mad at him talking shit about my high school...

Princess45

10-18-2005, 10:33 PM

How the fuck did this thread go from tailgate food to man tackle? :lol

Felicity can take any subject and turn it into a convo about man tackle.

Kdfelicity

10-18-2005, 10:35 PM

Felicity can take any subject and turn it into a convo about man tackle.

Yea well Princess can take CONTROL of any man's man tackle!!!

Princess45

10-18-2005, 10:36 PM

Yea well Princess can take CONTROL of any man's man tackle!!!

Hey hey hey now...not just any man. You know which one I'm after! I'm gonna get him too!

Kdfelicity

10-18-2005, 10:37 PM

Hey hey hey now...not just any man. You know which one I'm after! I'm gonna get him too!

And once he goes Nat, he's never goin back! :rollin

TheTruth

10-18-2005, 10:37 PM

I don't like the direction this thread has taken.
What is man tackle?
Can you grill it?

Aggie Hoopsfan

10-18-2005, 10:37 PM

True, she is a horny lady... ;)

Damn, all that over your HS? Good thing I haven't started talking shit about your horns yet :wow

Kdfelicity

10-18-2005, 10:38 PM

I don't like the direction this thread has taken.
What is man tackle?
Can you grill it?

That'd be awfully painful. I wouldn't try it Truthy...

Princess45

10-18-2005, 10:38 PM

And once he goes Nat, he's never goin back! :rollin

Aint that the truth!

Princess45

10-18-2005, 10:39 PM

True, she is a horny lady... ;)

Who's the horny one? Felicity?

TheTruth

10-18-2005, 10:39 PM

True, she is a horny lady... ;)

Damn, all that over your HS? Good thing I haven't started talking shit about your horns yet :wow
Don't mess with people from Reagan. They might yell at you real real loud.

Kdfelicity

10-18-2005, 10:40 PM

Aint that the truth!

Maybe you need to teach a class. I'll sign up!

Aggie Hoopsfan

10-18-2005, 10:40 PM

Grilling? Are you crazy? The only hot thing I want near my "tackle" is Kd :p

TheTruth

10-18-2005, 10:41 PM

Aint that the truth!
Nope
<-------------thats TheTruth

Princess45

10-18-2005, 10:41 PM

Grilling? Are you crazy? The only hot thing I want near my "tackle" is Kd :P

HEY! Go for it!

Kdfelicity

10-18-2005, 10:49 PM

Grilling? Are you crazy? The only hot thing I want near my "tackle" is Kd :p

Yea you and your fresh bait over there better watch out!! :devil

Aggie Hoopsfan

10-18-2005, 10:50 PM

:cooldevil

Kori Ellis

10-18-2005, 10:51 PM

Grilling? Are you crazy? The only hot thing I want near my "tackle" is Kd :p

So are you two going to ever meet? Or are you just continue to cyber flirt and admire each other through your computer screens?

TheTruth

10-18-2005, 10:53 PM

Kori Ellis should change her title to cybercupid.

Kori Ellis

10-18-2005, 10:55 PM

True.

What happened to the Cherry-ATL hook up?

TheTruth

10-18-2005, 10:56 PM

I don't know. Atl is mad at me.

Aggie Hoopsfan

10-18-2005, 11:06 PM

:depressed Unfortunately I've got this ball and chain of a client from hell I am stuck dealing with for the foreseeable future that is severely limiting my time away from the office and said client's site.

At least one more month of no life :pctoss