SpursforSix weekly joke nugget

[SpursforSix]

How are Google and Avante alike?
You shouldn't leave unsupervised children around them.

How are Google and Avante different?
Google doesn't rape.

[Avante]

I think I'll use this idiots.... ANOTHER.... stupid thread as an Avante showing off thread.

Let's talk some Olympics, time for you dumb shits to learn a few things.

In a few days you will see the 4x1 relays, each country with their 4 fastest sprinters teaming up. Would ya believe in 1932 the USA brought in a team only there to run the 4x1? None of our 100m sprinters were on that team. No Eddie Tolan , no Ralph Metcalfe, no George Simpson. Yep, we won anyway. That is depth.

In 1960, Wilma Rudoplh won the Oly 100, then ran the 4x1 with her Tennessee State 4x1 teammates. Yep, a college team representing the USA, that was a first and it's never happened since.

Would ya believe we have to go back to 1964 and Ivy Leaguer (Dartmouth) Gerry Ashworth to find a white sprinter on a USA Olympic 4x1 team?

The first all black 4x1 team to win an Oly gold was in 1968. The team of...

Mel Pender Army (was suppose to run on that 64 team, injuries did him in)...all 5-5 of him.
Charlie Greene Nebraska
Ronnie Ray Smith SJS
Jimmy Hines Texas Southern

If Eulace Peacock hadn't been injured in 36 and we'd took 200m medalist Mack Robinson (older brother of Jackie) and put him on that 3rd leg, them along with Oly gold/silver medalists Jesse Owens, Ralph Metcalfe. That would have been the first great all black 4x1 teamin of all places Nazi Germany.

Now see, ya learned something.

[Avante]

If you saw the movie...RACE. You saw Eulace Peacock mentioned a few times. Being the movie was about Jesse Owens they didn't tell the real story.

Peacock totally owned Owens at 100m, he beat him five times in a row and had a 7-3 advantage. And if not for an injury he would have beaten Owens in that Berlin Oly 100m. And, he had also beat Owens in tthe long jump, but I do doubt he beats him again, Owens was a great long jumper. It's very realistic to see Peacock winning a gold in the 100m, a silver in the long jump and a gold in the 4x1 relay. But because of an injury...............................

Eulace Peacock (August 27, 1914 - December 13, 1996) was an American (http://www.spurstalk.com/wiki/United_States) track and field (http://www.spurstalk.com/wiki/Track_and_field) athlete in the 1930s.
Born in Dothan, Alabama (http://www.spurstalk.com/wiki/Dothan,_Alabama) and raised in New Jersey (http://www.spurstalk.com/wiki/New_Jersey), he became a rival to Jesse Owens (http://www.spurstalk.com/wiki/Jesse_Owens) in many sprinting competitions. He broke the high school record in the long jump the same day it was bettered by Owens. "I had that record for two hours."[1] (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/#cite_note-si-1) He attended Temple University (http://www.spurstalk.com/wiki/Temple_University) in Philadelphia (http://www.spurstalk.com/wiki/Philadelphia) where he became a member of Alpha Phi Alpha (http://www.spurstalk.com/wiki/Alpha_Phi_Alpha) fraternity. Peacock won the Amateur Athletic Union (http://www.spurstalk.com/wiki/Amateur_Athletic_Union) (AAU) outdoor pentathlon championship six times, in 1934, 1935, 1937, and from 1943 through 1945.[2] (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/#cite_note-2)

He was a sprinting prodigy, who bested the notable prodigy of his time, Owens, on several occasions.[1] (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/#cite_note-si-1) After pulling a hamstring (http://www.spurstalk.com/wiki/Hamstring) muscle, he was unable to qualify for the 1936 Summer Olympics (http://www.spurstalk.com/wiki/1936_Summer_Olympics) in Berlin, Germany (http://www.spurstalk.com/wiki/Berlin,_Germany).

In 1942 he served in the US Coast Guard; in later years he opened a liquor store and a car-rental business. He stayed connected with athletics by officiating at championship events and Olympic qualifying trials. He has been honoured by a number of athletic bodies, including the National Track and Field Hall of Fame (http://www.spurstalk.com/wiki/National_Track_and_Field_Hall_of_Fame).
Eulace Peacock died of Alzheimer's disease (http://www.spurstalk.com/wiki/Alzheimer%27s_disease) at age 82 in Yonkers (http://www.spurstalk.com/wiki/Yonkers) and was interred in Kensico Cemetery (http://www.spurstalk.com/wiki/Kensico_Cemetery) in Valhalla, NY.

[Avante]

Can anyone stump me at sprint/football/blues trivia?

[pgardn]

Can anyone stump me at sprint/football/blues trivia?

What team has the Dallas Cowboys suffered the most playoff losses to?
At 10:38 CST you got this question.

[pgardn]

What team has the Dallas Cowboys suffered the most playoff losses to?
At 10:38 CST you got this question.

later no answer even though you were on this page 11:42 CST

Thank you Mr. Trivia for nothing.

Time is up, you lose.

[pgardn]

Can anyone stump me at sprint/football/blues trivia?

Yes.

You are done.

[Avante]

Yes.

You are done.

Don't be anymore stupid than you've already shown, ok guy? Don't ask silly questions like that one than anyone who follows the game at all has the answer, ok?

http://www.pro-football-reference.com/teams/dal/playoffs.htm


Ask things that aren't known by everyone, ok slugger?

[Avante]

This is how it's done.

1. Give me the name of a player who scored...

rushing
passing
receiving
punt return
KO return
PAT
FG

2. Give me the names of 6 blues cats who only recorded one record.

3. The last HBCU sprinter to win an Olympic medal in the 100m?

4. Who recorded the first "Crawling Kingsnake" ?

5. Who was the first NFL 1000 yard rusher from an HBCU school?

6. Who is the only male sprinter to make the Oly finals in the 100, 200, 400?

7. Give me 10 sets of sprint brothers?

8. Give me college QB's who became NFL RB's?

9. Give me 10 blind blues cats?

10. What runner held the American record in all distances from the 50 to the mile?

[Avante]

This is what happens when ya know your stuff.

Here we see Bo Jackson ran down. The announcers had no clue that that Bengal giving chase was a sprint star out of SMU named Rod Jones, who should have ran Jackson down. I sat there.."Jones will catch him"



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgYYaL--1qc




Roderick Wayne Jones (born March 31, 1964 in Dallas, Texas (http://www.spurstalk.com/wiki/Dallas,_Texas)) is a former professional American football (http://www.spurstalk.com/wiki/American_football) cornerback (http://www.spurstalk.com/wiki/Cornerback) who was selected by the Tampa Bay Buccaneers (http://www.spurstalk.com/wiki/Tampa_Bay_Buccaneers) in the 1st round (25th overall) of the 1986 NFL Draft (http://www.spurstalk.com/wiki/1986_NFL_Draft). A 1982 graduate of South Oak Cliff High School (http://www.spurstalk.com/wiki/South_Oak_Cliff_High_School) and former player for Southern Methodist University (http://www.spurstalk.com/wiki/Southern_Methodist_University),[1] (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/#cite_note-dmnsports-1) Jones played in 11 seasons for the Bucs and Cincinnati Bengals (http://www.spurstalk.com/wiki/Cincinnati_Bengals) from 1986 to 1996.**** At SMU, he was an All-American in the 400 meters, and won national titles with the 1,600-meter relay team in 1984 and 1986**********. The latter occurred only four days before his report to Buccaneers training camp. He won SMU's Big Hit award in his last two football seasons, where he was nicknamed "K.O." for his hard-hitting play.[2] (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/#cite_note-2) He was later named as one of the players who had received slush-fund money in the scandal that resulted in SMU receiving the "death penalty" (http://www.spurstalk.com/wiki/Southern_Methodist_University_football_scandal) from the NCAA (http://www.spurstalk.com/wiki/NCAA).[3] (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/#cite_note-3)

[UNT Eagles 2016]

So wait, there was a guy who scored rushing, passing, receiving, punt return, kickoff return, PAT, and FG all at least once in his career?

[I. Hustle]

I don't get it. The thread is about jokes and instantly this idiot turns it into google/Wikipedia trivia?

Here's a joke

How Long is a Chinese name

[SpursforSix]

I don't get it. The thread is about jokes and instantly this idiot turns it into google/Wikipedia trivia?

Here's a joke

How Long is a Chinese name

Chinese for constipation : Hung Chow

[I. Hustle]

How many South Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A Brazilian

[SpursforSix]

How many South Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A Brazilian

Good one. Kenya think of any more?

[pgardn]

Don't be anymore stupid than you've already shown, ok guy? Don't ask silly questions like that one than anyone who follows the game at all has the answer, ok?

http://www.pro-football-reference.com/teams/dal/playoffs.htm


Ask things that aren't known by everyone, ok slugger?


But you never need the Internet to back reference liar.
And you still gave no answer, can you count?
Oh only to 13, yes only to 13 pedo freak. You need to count to 18.

[SpursforSix]

So wait, there was a guy who scored rushing, passing, receiving, punt return, kickoff return, PAT, and FG all at least once in his career?

In the NFL? I don't think so. LOL.

[UNT Eagles 2016]

In the NFL? I don't think so. LOL.

Would have had to have been a kicker. I can see the passing, rushing and maybe even receiving, but returns? Would have to be one hell of an athlete.

[SpursforSix]

Would have had to have been a kicker. I can see the passing, rushing and maybe even receiving, but returns? Would have to be one hell of an athlete.

Well...George Blanda was in a position to do all of those things. He did score by field goal, PAT, rushing and passing. He also caught a pass and did some returns.
Of course this was including AFL.

[Avante]

So wait, there was a guy who scored rushing, passing, receiving, punt return, kickoff return, PAT, and FG all at least once in his career?

Yep.

He ran/received, threw a few passes, kicked and punted and returned both kicks. That KO return was over 100 yards.

In my opinion the best..."who?"...in football.

[140]

Yep.

He ran/received, threw a few passes, kicked and punted and returned both kicks. That KO return was over 100 yards.

In my opinion the best..."who?"...in football.
This has already been disproved.


On topic: I'm no comedy expert but that was a pretty good joke SFS. Looking forward to the next editions tbh

[Avante]

This has already been disproved.


On topic: I'm no comedy expert but that was a pretty good joke SFS. Looking forward to the next editions tbh

Whats been disproved ya dumb fuck?

[I. Hustle]

Whats been disproved ya dumb fuck?

That there were no underage girls/boys at clubs in Olongapo in the 60s and 70s

[Avante]

Remember me saying..."watch this little shit follow me around"...?

Poor little shit.

[140]

Whats been disproved ya dumb fuck?
Did you even read the thread before replying little guy? sheesh~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


SFS already exposed you yet again..........yep

[Avante]

Did you even read the thread before replying little guy? sheesh~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


SFS already exposed you yet again..........yep

Stop with the fantasy bulllshit, ok? And, don't you ever get tired of tagging along? Dude, do...YOU...ever do anything?

[I. Hustle]

Is it tagging along when you just admire someone's extensive knowledge in track and football? Not to mention said person ran a 20... 20.

[Avante]

Look at this dummy, ha~~~~~~~~

Nobody broke 20.00 in the heats of the Olympic 200.

What a dumb fuck, sheesh~~~~~~~~~~~

[SpursforSix]

Is it tagging along when you just admire someone's extensive knowledge in track and football? Not to mention said person ran a 20... 20.

Or less. I'm not bragging. But originally, I said it was around 20. And if you remember, I did an experiment a couple of weeks ago nd based on my 1 foot time, I probably ran the 200 in slightly under 20.

[chunticakes]

What do Mexicans cut pizza with?

Little Caesars.

[clambake]

Or less. I'm not bragging. But originally, I said it was around 20. And if you remember, I did an experiment a couple of weeks ago nd based on my 1 foot time, I probably ran the 200 in slightly under 20.

this is why math is so important. the calculations are right there.

avante's math can't exceed the teens.

[Avante]

Or less. I'm not bragging. But originally, I said it was around 20. And if you remember, I did an experiment a couple of weeks ago nd based on my 1 foot time, I probably ran the 200 in slightly under 20.

Little man, we all get this silly bullshit, ok? But why this need to play this stupid shit? Why wanna look stupid?

Dummy, I'm watching the heats of the Oly 200m right now, let's see what time wins it....

I'm waiting.

Ok, a 20.20 won it.

Now think ya stupid fuck.

Next up is Usain Bolt. Let's see what the greatest 200m sprinter in history runs, ok? I'd guess....20.1ish.

My bad, he's in the next heat. Let's see what LaShawn Merritt a 19.7 guy runs....20.12~~~~~~

Now Bolt is up.

I'm waiting.

How about.....20.29

[SpursforSix]

Little man, we all get this silly bullshit, ok? But why this need to play this stupid shit? Why wanna look stupid?

Dummy, I'm watching the heats of the Oly 200m right now, let's see what time wins it....

I'm waiting.

Ok, a 20.20 won it.

Now think ya stupid fuck.

You gotta foul mouth old timer. You wouldn't talk like that to me in person. So why do it here? Huh?

[UNT Eagles 2016]

Well...George Blanda was in a position to do all of those things. He did score by field goal, PAT, rushing and passing. He also caught a pass and did some returns.
Of course this was including AFL.

If you are including AFL, then you have to include street football and throw my name in there. I vividly remember scoring all of those ways multiple times. The back of my friend's dad's truck was used as the FG/PAT receptacle.

[SpursforSix]

If you are including AFL, then you have to include street football and throw my name in there. I vividly remember scoring all of those ways multiple times. The back of my friend's dad's truck was used as the FG/PAT receptacle.

FG/PAT in street football are gay.

[Avante]

You gotta foul mouth old timer. You wouldn't talk like that to me in person. So why do it here? Huh?

Are you ever going to figure this out ya dumb fuck? I am the real deal when it comes to my intersts and an x footballer who has been lifting since I was 15. A little shit like you would be no problem, trust me.


Hey stupid, the heats of the OLYMPIC 200 METERS are over. The fastest time ran was done by...

USC 100M record holder/the school first sub10.00
NCAA 100/200 champ
World 100m bronze medalist
Canadian 200m record holder
Olympic 100m bronze medalist

Andre DeGrasse, he ran a...20.09.

Stupid, cool the bullshit about 20.00, ok ya moron?

[SpursforSix]

Are you ever going to figure this out ya dumb fuck? I am the real deal when it comes to my intersts and an x footballer who has been lifting since I was 15. A little shit like you would be no problem, trust me.


Hey stupid, the heats of the OLYMPIC 200 METERS are over. The fastest time ran was done by...

USC 100M record holder/the school first sub10.00
NCAA 100/200 champ
World 100m bronze medalist
Canadian 200m record holder
Olympic 100m bronze medalist

Andre DeGrasse, he ran a...20.09.

Stupid, cool the bullshit about 20.00, ok ya moron?

Translation...hey Spursforsix...I have no idea who will win gold in the 200.

Well...I'm happy to share my thoughts with you. I'm going with...yep...Usain Bolt.


See?? That's how civilized people talk.

[I. Hustle]

I've been lifting since I was 14. I played football, basketball and ran track. I'm married to a hardbody with an ass that makes men cry. I'm 393 1/4 pounds of twisted seals.

I could tell you that Jeffrey Dahmer ran a 26 when trying to catch a man on the run.

LT could bag an underage girl in 6 minutes flat.

John Wayne Gacy would easily lift 3 pounds of candy to lure his victims then deadlift anywhere between 80 - 160 pounds

[Avante]

Translation...hey Spursforsix...I have no idea who will win gold in the 200.

Well...I'm happy to share my thoughts with you. I'm going with...yep...Usain Bolt.


See?? That's how civilized people talk.

Civilized people don't lie about running a 20.00 when they know a 20.00 is faster than the HS record, it's faster than any OLYMPIAN ran today.

OBVIOUSLY....Bolt wins the 200, ya think?

[SpursforSix]

Civilized people don't lie about running a 20.00 when they know a 20.00 is faster than the HS record, it's faster than any OLYMPIAN ran today.


I said "around" 20. I do acknowledge that it probably wasn't in the nineteens. I have fun with that.
But I've already admitted that it could have been 20.01 or even 20.10. There's just no way to know for sure.




OBVIOUSLY....Bolt wins the 200, ya think?

Translation...thank you Spursforsix.

[Avante]

I said "around" 20. I do acknowledge that it probably wasn't in the nineteens. I have fun with that.
But I've already admitted that it could have been 20.01 or even 20.10. There's just no way to know for sure.




Translation...thank you Spursforsix.

You really are retarded aren't ya?

Retard, ya ran a 29 something, ok stupid?

Usain Bolt is the world record holder at 19.19 in the 200m, he has never lost an Olympic 200m, now think retard, ok?

I;m actually starting to pity this retard, poor guy.

[pgardn]

You really are retarded aren't ya?

Retard, ya ran a 29 something, ok stupid?

Usain Bolt is the world record holder at 19.19 in the 200m, he has never lost an Olympic 200m, now think retard, ok?

I;m actually starting to pity this retard, poor guy.

Spurs46 has been too much for you to handle. I understand. He is the best on the board. You might make the top 10.

Avante?
Are you an autistic liar?

[Avante]

Spurs46 has been too much for you to handle. I understand. He is the best on the board. You might make the top 10.

Avante?
Are you an autistic liar?

Are you really this stupid? My God guy, you make no sense at all, none~

[SpursforSix]

Are you really this stupid? My God guy, you make no sense at all, none~

Your favorite number is 24. Yep...12x2.

[Avante]

Your favorite number is 24. Yep...12x2.

Just think stupid, in order to run a 20.00 you'd have ran a 10.00 100m, that is faster than...

Jesse Owens
Bob Hayes

My God, you're dumb.

[Avante]

Justin Gatlin ran a 20.13 to take third in the Olympic semi's. But some dummy here is trying to sell...."I ran a 20.00 in middle school, hell, maybe faster".....hahahahaha~~~~~~~~

When they run that Oly 200m, somebody in that final won't break 20.00. But we have a guy here who...........hahahahaha~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

2015 World Championships




World, Beijing 2015



1

Usain Bolt (http://javascript<strong></strong>:CheckID(796,'M','MA2'))

JAM

19.55



2

Justin Gatlin (http://javascript<strong></strong>:CheckID(7572,'M','MA2'))

USA

19.74



3

Anaso Jobodwana (http://javascript<strong></strong>:CheckID(19385,'M','MA2'))

RSA

19.87



4

Alonso Edward (http://javascript<strong></strong>:CheckID(18091,'M','MA2'))

PAN

19.87



5

Zharnel Hughes (http://javascript<strong></strong>:CheckID(0,'M','MA2'))

GBR

20.02



6

Ramil Guliyev (http://javascript<strong></strong>:CheckID(18176,'M','MA2'))

TUR

20.11



7

Femi Ogunode (http://javascript<strong></strong>:CheckID(19234,'M','MA2'))

QAT

20.27



8

Nickel Ashmeade (http://javascript<strong></strong>:CheckID(19196,'M','MA2'))

JAM

20.33



So a middle school kid takes 5th, hahahahahahaha~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~