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SpursforSix
08-17-2016, 02:11 PM
RIBS!

there...now it's official faggots.

clambake
08-17-2016, 02:15 PM
how do you cook your willie phister chicken?

SpursforSix
08-17-2016, 02:17 PM
how do you cook your willie phister chicken?

I can count the number of people that can answer that on the left half of my foot.
Willie Phister Chicken Hole has a recipe so secret that they only let the cooks prepare it half way.

clambake
08-17-2016, 02:20 PM
half way?

what a tease.

I. Hustle
08-17-2016, 02:25 PM
half way?

what a tease.

It's beer. He just puts it on top of a can of Pabst and seasons it with Fiesta brand poultry seasoning

clambake
08-17-2016, 02:29 PM
uh oh



i sense a storm is brewing.

SpursforSix
08-17-2016, 02:33 PM
It's beer. He just puts it on top of a can of Pabst and seasons it with Fiesta brand poultry seasoning

Check your email. NOW.

140
08-17-2016, 02:34 PM
It's beer. He just puts it on top of a can of Pabst and seasons it with Fiesta brand poultry seasoning
:wow

I. Hustle
08-17-2016, 02:38 PM
Check your email. NOW.

Why would you do that to perfectly good steaks? They are inedible now. I mean, I would probably get some nice grill marks then sous-vide them for a few hours but how would I explain those holes? Plus the sous-vide process would lock all that in.

Ruined!

SpursforSix
08-17-2016, 02:39 PM
Guys...IHustle is making stuff up now.

SpursforSix
08-17-2016, 02:41 PM
Why would you do that to perfectly good steaks? They are inedible now. I mean, I would probably get some nice grill marks then sous-vide them for a few hours but how would I explain those holes? Plus the sous-vide process would lock all that in.

Ruined!

After the discussion yesterday, I realized that I never did read the Talisman. I started it on Audiobook last night. Looking forward to "reading" those guys when they were in their prime. I have a hard time making it through King's newer books.

I. Hustle
08-17-2016, 02:43 PM
After the discussion yesterday, I realized that I never did read the Talisman. I started it on Audiobook last night. Looking forward to "reading" those guys when they were in their prime. I have a hard time making it through King's newer books.

Talisman is great. I kind of think that LeeMajors just might be a King expert.

Avante
08-17-2016, 02:46 PM
Ya can't be a blues AND BBQ expert and not post some....



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xem111DGaUo

Then there was his brother....




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yz1HI6Z4e60

Now those who really know this stuff know that this guy is said to have also recorded as what two other blues cats?

The most famous situation like that is the Willie Brown one. Who was he suppose to have been besides Willie Brown?

clambake
08-17-2016, 02:51 PM
thread kill

Avante
08-17-2016, 02:53 PM
thread kill

This was the thread kill.


After the discussion yesterday, I realized that I never did read the Talisman. I started it on Audiobook last night. Looking forward to "reading" those guys when they were in their prime. I have a hard time making it through King's newer books.

clambake
08-17-2016, 02:54 PM
ohhhhhhh they're readin it so now you readin it. someone has a crush.

Avante
08-17-2016, 02:55 PM
Like with...

blues
football
rasslin'
track

....we will see SFS doing everything but proving he knows shit about BBQing. Hell, he's already talking books instead, ha~~~~~~~~~

Avante
08-17-2016, 02:56 PM
ohhhhhhh they're readin it so now you readin it. someone has a crush.

Dude, try it again, ok?

SpursforSix
08-17-2016, 03:01 PM
Talisman is great. I kind of think that LeeMajors just might be a King expert.

that dude is the book expert. period.

I need to get back to the Dark Tower. I finished Gunslinger and then went through a period of not reading for a while. So didn't want to reread it. But thinking it might be worth it.

I. Hustle
08-17-2016, 03:03 PM
Like with...

blues
football
rasslin'
track

....we will see SFS doing everything but proving he knows shit about BBQing. Hell, he's already talking books instead, ha~~~~~~~~~

He's talking books because he has conceded that I am the resident BBQ expert. I don't mind answering questions if you have any.

The book expert is LeeMajors. Politics is clambake.

SpursforSix
08-17-2016, 03:06 PM
He's talking books because he has conceded that I am the resident BBQ expert. I don't mind answering questions if you have any.

The book expert is LeeMajors. Politics is clambake.

You've got 2/3 right. How can you be the BBQ expert when there is a thread naming me as such? You're probably the Spurs Expert. Or maybe the Think Tank expert.

Avante
08-17-2016, 03:10 PM
You've got 2/3 right. How can you be the BBQ expert when there is a thread naming me as such? You're probably the Spurs Expert. Or maybe the Think Tank expert.

If we had a trivia contest here with....

football
music
literature
rasslin'
boxing
bodybuilding
blues
track

...as the topics, I would totally destroy this board and ya all know it.

SpursforSix
08-17-2016, 03:13 PM
If we had a trivia contest here with....

football
music
literature
rasslin'
boxing
bodybuilding
blues
track

...as the topics, I would totally destroy this board and ya all know it.

This is a BBQ thread. If you want to have a trivia contest, start up a thread. I'll be happy to participate.

I. Hustle
08-17-2016, 03:16 PM
If we had a trivia contest here with....

football
music
literature
rasslin'
boxing
bodybuilding
blues
track

...as the topics, I would totally destroy this board and ya all know it.

I seriously doubt all that but I KNOW for sure that I have you beat at BBQ

Avante
08-17-2016, 03:18 PM
This is a BBQ thread. If you want to have a trivia contest, start up a thread. I'll be happy to participate.

Stupid, what does this have to do with BBQ, well?

that dude is the book expert. period.

I need to get back to the Dark Tower. I finished Gunslinger and then went through a period of not reading for a while. So didn't want to reread it. But thinking it might be worth it.


You dide it again, started anotherr EXPERT thread only to be exposed as a dummy.

SpursforSix
08-17-2016, 03:19 PM
Stupid, what does this have to do with BBQ, well?

that dude is the book expert. period.


That's leemajors.

Avante
08-17-2016, 03:24 PM
That's leemajors.

This is you, what does this have to do with BBQ

After the discussion yesterday, I realized that I never did read the Talisman. I started it on Audiobook last night. Looking forward to "reading" those guys when they were in their prime. I have a hard time making it through King's newer books.

Avante
08-17-2016, 03:28 PM
This is funny.

SFS...I am an expert, watch.

BBQ...ribs
football...Broncos are the champs
rasslin'...Hulk Hogan
track...Bolt will win the 100/200
boxing...Mohammad Ali was great.
blues...BB King
literature...Stephen King

Hahaha~~~~~~

Then if anyones asks him to dig a little deeper than that it's......huh????????

Hey SFS, talk to me about....

The first 100 catch receiver who was a Bronco
The first great WWWF tagteam.
Who was the first great Catibbean sprinter
Who was that plantation fighter who after being granted his freedon fought for the world title
Who did BB King cover on his first hit record
H.P.Lovecraft wrote about what fictious monstrosity

...it will be...huh????????????

SpursforSix
08-17-2016, 04:54 PM
Then if anyones asks him to dig a little deeper than that it's......huh????????



hmmmm....
QDG-b5jmrlo

Avante
08-17-2016, 05:47 PM
hmmmm....
QDG-b5jmrlo

Dude, are you ever going to EVER answer anything EVER??????????

My God guy, if you were an EXPERT like me you'd be doing what I do, showing off not running away like the coward ya are.

Never seen any EXPERT act like you do.

clambake
08-17-2016, 05:54 PM
the sign of a brilliant expert is to leave them wanting more.

Avante
08-17-2016, 07:41 PM
the sign of a brilliant expert is to leave them wanting more.

So it's.

Avante...SFS tell me who ran the first sub 10.00
SFS...you don't know?
Avante...who recorded the original Crawling Kingsnake?
SFS...who doesn't know that?
Avante....so who was the Rams first 1000 yard rusher?
SFS...I thought you knew football?
Avante...dude, can you answer anything?
SFS...I just did.
clambake....wow SFS, what knowledge.

I. Hustle
08-18-2016, 09:54 AM
The key to a really good brisket, aside from length of time to smoke, is making sure there is plenty of humidity. What I like to do is this, leave a pan of beans under the brisket as it smokes. The drippings from the brisket will end up in the beans. This will flavor your beans as the brisket cooks. Also, in the firebox, I will leave a tin can full of water or beer going and refill it as it evaporates. This will keep the humidity up and help the brisket from getting dry.
I have yet to make a dry brisket. Shoot, after letting it rest for an hour or two, you cut into that beast and it is still dripping like a bitch that wants the D.

Avante
08-18-2016, 12:28 PM
Watch this.

I'm going to just keep calling out our EXPERT and watching the dummy NEVER answer anything because .....HE DON'T KNOW SHIT.

Hey stupid, answer these.

1.Top NFL running back out of Coe?

2.What father and son both long jumped over 26 feet?

3.Fastest father/daugher ever?

4.First black QB to play in an NFL game?

5.First Olympian to play for the Raiders?

6.Blues nicknames for...

Hambone Willie Newbern
Hogman........
Sleepy
Lazy
Little
Wildchild
Jaybird
Stickhorse
Guitar
Too Tight
Sparkplug

7.Give me those first male blues cat who recorded in 1924?

8. First black sprinter to hold a sprint world record?

9. Last white sprinter to hold a sprint world record?

10. Fastest player to ever play football if we go with his 100m PR?

Come on ya fucking FAKE, do something, ok?

clambake
08-18-2016, 12:32 PM
this is a bbq thread. you into smokin meat?