Wow - I didn't realize Avante had the chops to get on Jeopardy

[SpursforSix]

http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/2016/08/28/105153/85119424/1234567.jpg

[140]

:lmao

[baseline bum]

:lol Avante :lol pedo

[I. Hustle]

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQAt8qEK5bYpeSqVJfu5Rbhp46sLBhmZ fxsLm5hzt1H0i22K9pD

[benefactor]

:lol

[SpursforSix]

in before:

1) You shoot sick pedos in the head.
2) You think they let girls in those bars?
3) I have fun with this.
4) Would you have just stayed on the boat?

[benefactor]

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn188/DJR210/oldfaggot_zpsclmi3vl0.jpg

[Avante]

Imagine a guy who lies about running a 20.00 all wrapped up in Avante.....ha~~~~~

The impact Avante makes on the little people here is pretty cool. He has fun with it.

Well with football back....

Check out Pitt running back James Conner, he is a tight 250 pounder who runs like a scat back until ya go to tackle him. He joins Tony Dorsett, Curtis Martin and Lesean McKoy as the great Panther RBs.

Just think Pitt has had those RB's I mentioned and HOFers Dn Marino, Mike Ditka and HOFer to be Larry Fitzgerald.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byxgC3Hmlfk

That size with speed is only found in the black athletes, that and tall and fast. There are no white Bo Jackson, Usain Bolt, Herschel Walker, Marcus Dupree, Tommie Smith, Randy Moss, Curtis Dickey.

[140]

Check out Pitt running back James Conner
No

[Avante]

No

translation

Wow, that fast as that size. So who will be the speedy NFL rookies to watch Avante?

Here ya go little guy.


The Texans Kolby Listenbee ran a 10.04 last season as a TCU sprinter, that is World Class.

The Chiefs have former Okla Stater Tyreek Hill, as a HS kid he ran a 20.14, which at that time was the second fastest ever for a HS kid. He also won the Big12 indoor 60.

Speaking of the Chiefs, they could run Hill, DeAnthony Thomas, Nils Davis and Jamaal Charles on a 4x1 relay. That is the fastest stable of RB's in the NFL,

[140]

translation

Wow, that fast as that size. So who will be the speedy NFL rookies to watch Avante?

Here ya go little guy.


The Texans Kolby Listenbee ran a 10.04 last season as a TCU printer, that is World Class.

The Chiefs have former Okla Stater Tyreek Hill, as a HS kid he ran a 20.14, which at that time was the second fastest ever for a HS kid. He also won the Big12 indoor 60.
No

[Avante]

No

translation

Wow~~~ So who are the fastst NFL RB's ever?

Here ya go amigo.


lane

1. Michael Bennett 10.18 Vikes/Wisconsin
2. O.J.Simpson 9.4 Bills/USC
3. Jamaal Charles 10.18 Chiefs/Texas
4. Curtis Dickey 10.10 Colts/Tex A&M
5. Hercshel Walker 10.23 Cowboys/Georgia
6. Bo Jackson 9.5 Raiders/Auburn
7. Buddy Young NCAA/AAU Colts/Illinois
8. Ollie Matson Rams/USF Olympic 400m bronze

[140]

translation

Wow~~~ So who are the fastst NFL RB's ever?

Here ya go amigo.


lane

1. Michael Bennett 10.18 Vikes/Wisconsin
2. O.J.Simpson 9.4 Bills/USC
3. Jamaal Charles 10.18 Chiefs/Texas
4. Curtis Dickey 10.10 Colts/Tex A&M
5. Hercshel Walker 10.23 Cowboys/Georgia
6. Bo Jackson 9.5 Raiders/Auburn
7. Buddy Young NCAA/AAU Colts/Illinois
8. Ollie Matson Rams/USF Olympic 400m bronze
No

[Avante]

Come on little people, I have a ton of stuff to show off with, so lets go, ok?

[140]

Come on little people, I have a ton of stuff to show off with, so lets go, ok?
No

[Avante]

No

translation

How do you do that? How about the fastest cornerbacks?

Cool~~~

lane

1. Leonard Lyles 9.5 Colts/Louisville
2. Terrance Newman 10.20 Cowboys/KSU
3. Deion Sanders 10.26 Falcons/FSU
4. James Trapp 10.14 Clemson/Raiders
5. Darrel Green 10.08 Redskins/Tex A&I
6. Lawrence Johnson 9.4 Browns/Wisconsin
7. Stanford Routt 20.6 Raiders/Houston
8. Henry Carr 9.3 Giants/ASU

[140]

translation

How do you do that? How about the fastest cornerbacks?

Cool~~~

lane

1. Leonard Lyles 9.5 Colts/Louisville
2. Terrance Newman 10.20 Cowboys/KSU
3. Deion Sanders 10.26 Falcons/FSU
4. James Trapp 10.14 Clemson/Raiders
5. Darrel Green 10.08 Redskins/Tex A&I
6. Lawrence Johnson 9.4 Browns/Wisconsin
7. Stanford Routt 20.6 Raiders/Houston
8. Henry Carr 9.3 Giants/ASU
No

[Spur-Addict]

:lol

[Avante]

No

translation

Amazing! How about the best 110 hurdlers in the NFL?


Cool~~~

lane

1. Rod Woodson Steelers/Purdue
2. Jabari Greer Saints/Tenn
3. Richmond Flowers Giants/Tenn
4. Willie Gault Bears/Tenn
5. Renaldo Nehemiah Niners/Maryland
6. James Owens Niners/UCLA
7. Earl McCullouch Lions/USC
8. Jerry Tarr Broncos/Oregon

[Avante]

:lol

translation

Avante, wow~

Who is the fastest USC Trojan?

Here ya go shorty.


Andre DeGrasse, he was their first sub10.00 sprinter. He just won a bronze in the 100m and a silver in the 200m at the Olympics, he runs for Canada. He also holds the Canadian 200m record at 19.80.

[Avante]

I would kick ass on Jeopardy.

[140]

translation

Amazing! How about the best 110 hurdlers in the NFL?


Cool~~~

lane

1. Rod Woodson Steelers/Purdue
2. Jabari Greer Saints/Tenn
3. Richmond Flowers Giants/Tenn
4. Willie Gault Bears/Tenn
5. Renaldo Nehemiah Niners/Maryland
6. James Owens Niners/UCLA
7. Earl McCullouch Lions/USC
8. Jerry Tarr Broncos/Oregon
No

[140]

I would kick ass on Jeopardy.
No

[140]

translation

Avante, wow~

Who is the fastest USC Trojan?

Here ya go shorty.


Andre DeGrasse, he was their first sub10.00 sprinter. He just won a bronze in the 100m and a silver in the 200m at the Olympics, he runs for Canada. He also holds the Canadian 200m record at 19.80.
No

[Avante]

See how easy this is when dealing with little idiots, hahahaha!!!!!!!

Poor little kid.

While here.

Keep an eye on Kansas WR LaQuvionte Gonzalez

Oh yeah...don't call me a pedo, GRRRRRRRRRRRR.

[140]

I'm a sick ass pedo
Yes

[I. Hustle]

Come on little people, I have a ton of stuff to show off with, so lets go, ok?

Hhhmmmmm

I'm pretty sure you've said this before.

[Avante]

Yes

translation

Avante, who is the fastest NFLer from Texas A&M?


Cool~~~

That would be big Curtis Dickey, he ran a 10.10 which makes him the fastest RB in NFL history. He is also the only NFL RB to ever be world ranked (in his NCAA days) in the 100m.



1978

1............................Silvio Leonard (Cuba)
2............................ Clancy Edwards (US)
3.......................... Don Quarrie (Jamaica)
4.................. Hasely Crawford (Trinidad)
5............................... Steve Williams (US)
6............................. Pietro Mennea (Italy)
7................................. Curtis Dickey (US)********************
8................................ Steve Riddick (US)
9.................. Eugen Ray (East Germany)
10.................. Allan Wells (Great Britain)

[Avante]

Hhhmmmmm

I'm pretty sure you've said this before.

translation

Avante, is the anything ya don't know?

Hmmmm? I'm thinking.

[140]

translation

Avante, who is the fastest NFLer from Texas A&M?


Cool~~~

That would be big Curtis Dickey, he ran a 10.10 which makes him the fastest RB in NFL history. He is also the only NFL RB to ever be world ranked (in his NCAA days) in the 100m.
No

[I. Hustle]

translation

Avante, is the anything ya don't know?

Hmmmm? I'm thinking.

tp;dr

[SpursforSix]

http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/2016/08/28/105153/85119424/1234567.jpg

[Avante]

No

translation

Avante, I;m a little shit, what would you recommend I do to gain some muscular weight?

Ok.

Peanut butter and jelly sandwichs, a ton of milk and eggs. Then ya start out with a weight ya can handle.

All ya do for three months.

1. Squats 3/10 sets and reps for all.
2. Bench
3. Curls
4. Overhead

Ya don't want a lot of stuff starting out.

[I. Hustle]

http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/74/74be06d0b43175a6c7caf502680b132e731371be02c1247100 abf618b1226954.jpg

[Joseph Kony]

:lmao :lmao :lmao

Avante should be in prison

[Avante]

tp;dr

translation

Avante, you are amazing.

So who is the fastest NFLer from Florida A&M?

Cool~~~

That would be the great Bullet Bob Hayes. Would ya believe in his 4 year track career he held 13 worlds records ranging from the 60 to the 200m?

[Avante]

:lmao :lmao :lmao

Avante should be in prison

translation

Avante, how about some old jailhouse blues?


Cool~~~~



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlHzrkxeTGU

[I. Hustle]

translation

Avante, you are amazing.

So who is the fastest NFLer from Florida A&M?

Cool~~~

That would be the great Bullet Bob Hayes. Would ya believe in his 4 year track career he held 13 worlds records ranging from the 60 to the 200m?

tp;dr

[Avante]

Come on midgets, let's go.

[Avante]

tp;dr

translation

One word Avante....WOW!

So what would that Oakland Raiders 100m look like?

Cool~~~

Olympian ***

lane

1. Cliff Branch 9.2 Colorado
2. James Trapp 10.14 Clemson
3. James Jett 10.16 WV***
4. Jacoby Ford 10.01 Clemson
5. Ron Brown 10.06 ASU***
6. Sam Graddy 10.09 Tenn ***
7. Willie Gault 10.11 Tenn ***
8. Alvis Whitted 10.07 NCSt

That really is amazing. Hell, now add...

lane

1.Alexander Wright NFL fastest man
2.Justin Fargas Cali State 100m champ
3.Napolean Kaufman Cali State 100m champ
4.Rocket Ismail...a rocket
5.Bo Jackson 9.5
6.Michael Bennett 10.18
7.Tim Dwight 10.33
8.Bo Roberson 9.4

Not to mention


Rod Woodson
James Lofton
Dokie Williams
Rod Barksdale
Terry McDaneils
Stanford Routt

All ran on college 4x1 teams.

[Avante]

Midgets, come on, try and keep up, ok?

We need some Skillet Lickers,



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7JQT_XuYC8

[Avante]

This will work.

Do not call me a pedo, GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR~~~~~~~~

[I. Hustle]

tp;dr

[140]

translation

Avante, I;m a little shit, what would you recommend I do to gain some muscular weight?

Ok.

Peanut butter and jelly sandwichs, a ton of milk and eggs. Then ya start out with a weight ya can handle.

All ya do for three months.

1. Squats 3/10 sets and reps for all.
2. Bench
3. Curls
4. Overhead

Ya don't want a lot of stuff starting out.
No

[140]

translation

Avante, you are amazing.

So who is the fastest NFLer from Florida A&M?

Cool~~~

That would be the great Bullet Bob Hayes. Would ya believe in his 4 year track career he held 13 worlds records ranging from the 60 to the 200m?
No

[140]

translation

Avante, how about some old jailhouse blues?


Cool~~~~



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlHzrkxeTGU
No

[140]

Come on midgets, let's go.
No

[Avante]

tp;dr

translation

I wish I could do that. Avante how do you do that? How about the best long jumper in the NFL?


Cool~~~


That would be the son of Long Beach long jumper/NFLer Terry Metcalf who jumped 25-111 himself.

Eric Metcalf Browns/Texas was a 27-8 jumper, no NFL player has ever jumper further and the league has had about a dozen athletes over 26 feet.

[140]

translation

One word Avante....WOW!

So what would that Oakland Raiders 100m look like?

Cool~~~

Olympian ***

lane

1. Cliff Branch 9.2 Colorado
2. James Trapp 10.14 Clemson
3. James Jett 10.16 WV***
4. Jacoby Ford 10.01 Clemson
5. Ron Brown 10.06 ASU***
6. Sam Graddy 10.09 Tenn ***
7. Willie Gault 10.11 Tenn ***
8. Alvis Whitted 10.07 NCSt

That really is amazing. Hell, now add...

lane

1.Alexander Wright NFL fastest man
2.Justin Fargas Cali State 100m champ
3.Napolean Kaufman Cali State 100m champ
4.Rocket Ismail...a rocket
5.Bo Jackson 9.5
6.Michael Bennett 10.18
7.Tim Dwight 10.33
8.Bo Roberson 9.4

Not to mention


Rod Woodson
James Lofton
Dokie Williams
Rod Barksdale
Terry McDaneils
Stanford Routt

All ran on college 4x1 teams.
No

[140]

Midgets, come on, try and keep up, ok?

We need some Skillet Lickers,



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7JQT_XuYC8
No

[140]

This will work.

Do not call me a pedo, GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR~~~~~~~~
No

[140]

translation

I wish I could do that. Avante how do you do that? How about the best long jumper in the NFL?


Cool~~~


That would be the son of Long Beach long jumper/NFLer Terry Metcalf who jumped 25-111 himself.

Eric Metcalf Browns/Texas was a 27-8 jumper, no NFL player has ever jumper further and the league has had about a dozen athletes over 26 feet.
No

[Avante]

No


translation

Avante, you are DA MAN.

How about the fastest QB ever?

Cool~~~

That would be Curtis Conway who was a HS QB. He was a Cali State 100m champ and ran a 10.2 while at USC.

[Avante]

Come on little people, try to keep up.

Speaking of Terry Metcalf, most aren't aware of just how awesome the guy was.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMddevnDyb0

[140]

translation

Avante, you are DA MAN.

How about the fastest QB ever?

Cool~~~

That would be Curtis Conway who was a HS QB. He was a Cali State 100m champ and ran a 10.2 while at USC.
No

[140]

Come on little people, try to keep up.

Speaking of Terry Metcalf, most aren't aware of just how awesome the guy was.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMddevnDyb0
No

[Avante]

Avante in a room full of little idiots, hahahaha!!!!!!!!!

Hell, we need some dance music.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LaTGrV58wec

Joey Bosa just signed with the Chargers.

[140]

Avante in a room full of little idiots, hahahaha!!!!!!!!!

Hell, we need some dance music.
That must be your wet dream

[baseline bum]

http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/74/74be06d0b43175a6c7caf502680b132e731371be02c1247100 abf618b1226954.jpg

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ages_of_consent_in_Asia#PhilippinesPhilippines

Phillipines[edit]
The minimum age for consensual sex is 12 years. United States' Country Reports on Human Rights Practices lists the age of consent of Philippines as 12.[65] Sex with a child under 12 is considered rape.[66]

[Avante]

No

translation

Avante, as you can see I have the hots for you big guy, as everyone can see I come here because of you. Why are you so damn sexy?


Hmmm? I make this kind of impact on most people, the guys wanna be like Avante, the women want Avante. You really can't help yourself little man, ok?

[I. Hustle]

Avante in a room full of little idiots, hahahaha!!!!!!!!!

Hell, we need some dance music.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sr56-wLBEZA

[Avante]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ages_of_consent_in_Asia#PhilippinesPhilippines

Phillipines[edit]
The minimum age for consensual sex is 12 years. United States' Country Reports on Human Rights Practices lists the age of consent of Philippines as 12.[65] Sex with a child under 12 is considered rape.[66]

translation

So as Avante was saying, that is a totally different world over there. And it is a shame our servicemen weren't told of just how different.

But, the drinking age was 18, so to think bars hired underage kids to hustle drinks, nay!

[Avante]

I,Hustle

translation

Whatcha got Avante?




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1juGi0MzOZA

[I. Hustle]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sr56-wLBEZA

[I. Hustle]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wjy-OMIyXbg

[Avante]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yoOuTSBAWWA

[140]

translation

Avante, as you can see I have the hots for you big guy, as everyone can see I come here because of you. Why are you so damn sexy?


Hmmm? I make this kind of impact on most people, the guys wanna be like Avante, the women want Avante. You really can't help yourself little man, ok?
No

[Avante]

No



translation


How about some Chuck Berry?


Cool~~~~






https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLV4NGpoy_E

[Avante]

I need to toss some fuel on the fire.


DO NOT CALL ME PEDO ...GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR~~~~~~~~~~~

[I. Hustle]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sr56-wLBEZA

Here's a fun fact. That song wasn't written by Gary Puckett or any member of the Union Gap. It was written by Jerry Fuller who was a producer at Columbia Records. Jerry Fuller is yep... a registered sex offender now.

[140]

translation


How about some Chuck Berry?


Cool~~~~






https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLV4NGpoy_E
No

[SpursforSix]

translation

So as Avante was saying, that is a totally different world over there. And it is a shame our servicemen weren't told of just how different.

But, the drinking age was 18, so to think bars hired underage kids to hustle drinks, nay!

jItz-uNjoZA

[SpursforSix]

VfCYZ3pks48

[I. Hustle]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RiEIToOWr64

[I. Hustle]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LctmlfCIyyA

[Avante]

VfCYZ3pks48

translation

Why don't you believe I ran a 20.00 maybe faster Avante?

Little man, what about....

HS record is 20.09
Texas HS record is 20.13
The Olympic silver medal was won in 20.03

...doesn't your dumb ass get?

Stupid, what about Jesse Owens and Bob Hayes never broke 20.4 don't you get?

Stupid, if any kid runs a 20.00 that will be talked about in Track & Field News magazine, trust me.


So stop lying, ok?

[140]

translation

Why don't you believe I ran a 20.00 maybe faster Avante?

Little man, what about....

HS record is 20.09
Texas HS record is 20.13
The Olympic silver medal was won in 20.03

...doesn't your dumb ass get?

Stupid, what about Jesse Owens and Bob Hayes never broke 20.4 don't you get?

Stupid, if any kid runs a 20.00 that will be talked about in Track & Field News magazine, trust me.


So stop lying, ok?
No

[Avante]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LctmlfCIyyA

translation

Avante, what song would be the best example of ...hillbillie.

Here ya go slick.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yAhJMI8En08

[Avante]

Time Magazine...Avante, how do you do this? Look at the impact you make on these people. What is the trick?
Avante...know your target audience, here we have a lot of immature posters so it's really not too hard to rule.
TM...I see, but don't you feel a little guilty taking advantage of them?
Avante....yes I do, but it's funny, I get a kick out of it.
TM...you really are a unique individual, good luck.
Avante...thanks~~~~

[140]

Time Magazine...Avante, how do you do this? Look at the impact you make on these people. What is the trick?
Avante...know your target audience, here we have a lot of immature posters so it's really not too hard to rule.
TM...I see, but don't you feel a little guilty taking advantage of them?
Avante....yes I do, but it's funny, I get a kick out of it.
TM...you really are a unique individual, good luck.
Avante...thanks~~~~
No

[I. Hustle]

Time Magazine...Avante, how do you do this? Look at the impact you make on these people. What is the trick?
Avante...know your target audience, here we have a lot of immature posters so it's really not too hard to rule.
TM...I see, but don't you feel a little guilty taking advantage of them?
Avante....yes I do, but it's funny, I get a kick out of it.
TM...you really are a unique individual, good luck.
Avante...thanks~~~~

tp;dr

[Avante]

No


translation

Avante, I love you. Yep, I'm gay.

[Avante]

tp;dr

translation

Avante, what tune is the best example of classic country?

Here ya go sonny.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntZHU-Ue6ds

[benefactor]

:lol

[SpursforSix]

translation

Avante, what tune is the best example of classic country?

Here ya go sonny.

m1Em1pET-D4

[Avante]

:lol

translation

Avante, what is your take on Paul Anderson.

Hmmm? To lift what he did back in his day, damn~ If he;d had what these guys today have no telling what he could have put up, it could have got crazy. A 300 pound one arm lift back then is incredible,




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kny0jxHszX0

[Avante]

SFS

translation

Ok Ok ok, I lied about running a 20.00 or faster, ok? I lie a lot alright?

[Avante]

I get that the Avante Experience is the highlight for some of you here, yes he is by far the most interesting poster, but he have some business $$$$$$$ to take care of.

Don't worry, he;ll be back.

[chunticakes]

:lol

Mah nigga 140 regulating the forum geriatrics as per the par.

Keep doing the Lord's work. :toast

[140]

translation

Avante, I love you. Yep, I'm gay.
That's wishful thinking on your part


and no

[140]

:lol

Mah nigga 140 regulating the forum geriatrics as per the par.

Keep doing the Lord's work. :toast
:toast

[Avante]

:lol

Mah nigga 140 regulating the forum geriatrics as per the par.

Keep doing the Lord's work. :toast

no

[Avante]

I do love the attention, I just wish you guys were more knowledgeable about things. How ya manage to stay so simple is weird.

[clambake]

I do love the attention, I just wish you guys were more knowledgeable about things. How ya manage to stay so simple is weird.

we are very knowledgable about what you did to inspire this thread.

[Avante]

we are very knowledgable about what you did to inspire this thread.

What was that?

[Aztecfan03]

Keep up the good work 140.

[Avante]

Keep up the good work 140.

Yep, keep feeding Avante so he can show off.

[140]

I do love the attention, I just wish you guys were more knowledgeable about things. How ya manage to stay so simple is weird.
No

[140]

Yep, keep feeding Avante so he can show off.
No

[pgardn]

Yep, keep feeding Avante so he can

No.

You have diarrhea all on your own.

"Talking about old time heels..."

No. No we were not talking about old time heels.
*NOW you are fed. Fetch doggie.*

[benefactor]

translation

I'm a coward and a liar.

[I. Hustle]

no

When 140 does it it's funny.

When this guy does it, it sounds like he is answering "Please, Mr. Avante. Let me go. I promise I won't tell anyone."