With Garoppolo down Thursday, the Texans now have the inside track to winning the AFC

[UNT Eagles 2016]

In the regular season.

It's early, of course, but winning that game in Foxborough and getting that tiebreaker would make it very hard to lose unless they fall apart. The Texans have the best defense in the league and their offense is only getting better and better with those receivers and talented Ozzy gaining good experience. They just beat another top 10 defense and moved the ball very well despite only 19 points. The Texans dominated the game and field position and held a pretty good offense out of the endzone.

Watt is something else.


I love the Cowboys, but wouldn't mind seeing the Texans score the first ever NFL home Super Bowl bid in history and probably for a long, long time. If so, I'd like to see Watt get 6 sacks, a couple turnover recoveries, and maybe a red zone TD catch on offense... he deserves it.


Hoping the Texans can go 3–0 on Thursday.

[Will Hunting]

The Texans dominated the game and field position and held a pretty good offense out of the endzone.

:lol calling the Chiefs a pretty good offense, their QB is scared to throw the ball further than 10 yards

The Texans dominated the game yet they only won by a touchdown. That should be a concern for them.

[UNT Eagles 2016]

:lol calling the Chiefs a pretty good offense, their QB is scared to throw the ball further than 10 yards

The Texans dominated the game yet they only won by a touchdown. That should be a concern for them.
They only won by a TD because young Ozzy threw 2 picks in own territory across his body to the sideline. The fact was they dominated the game and lost the fluke plays, so that's a double win.

[Will Hunting]

They only won by a TD because young Ozzy threw 2 picks in own territory across his body to the sideline. The fact was they dominated the game and lost the fluke plays, so that's a double win.

:lol "They only won by a TD because their QB played like shit!"

[UNT Eagles 2016]

Fuck the Dolts just scored... come on Ware!! Miller!! Where are y'all? Make A-Cuck eat dirt dammit...

[djohn2oo8]

:lol calling the Chiefs a pretty good offense, their QB is scared to throw the ball further than 10 yards

The Texans dominated the game yet they only won by a touchdown. That should be a concern for them.
One receiver dropped a wide open touchdown, and later in the half another bobbled a catch that would have gone for one. It happens.

[Will Hunting]

One receiver dropped a wide open touchdown, and later in the half another bobbled a catch that would have gone for one. It happens.

So basically all Houston's fuck-ups that happened don't count? :lmao

[djohn2oo8]

So basically all Houston's fuck-ups that happened don't count? :lmao
Where did I say they didn't count? I said they are fixable.

[Will Hunting]

Where did I say they didn't count? I said they are fixable.

K great. That doesn't change the fact that this wasn't some kind of statement victory the OP is trying to claim it is.

[Clipper Nation]

Texans aren't winning shit until they get an actual QB instead of Assweiler.

[Will Hunting]

Texans aren't winning shit until they get an actual QB instead of Assweiler.

:cry but his interceptions were fluky and are going to magically disappear when the playoffs happen :cry

[UNT Eagles 2016]

K great. That doesn't change the fact that this wasn't some kind of statement victory the OP is trying to claim it is.
Still, the Texans game was close because of fixable issues that should be ironed out. Some teams have problems that can't be so easily ironed out.


The point is the Texans have a DOMINANT defense and an ever improving offense that should be pretty high octane by the second half of the year.

[Will Hunting]

Still, the Texans game was close because of fixable issues that should be ironed out. Some teams have problems that can't be so easily ironed out.


The point is the Texans have a DOMINANT defense and an ever improving offense that should be pretty high octane by the second half of the year.

So essentially you're saying the Texans are going to be good because of a bunch of stuff that hasn't happened yet but you think will happen.

Great.

[djohn2oo8]

Texans aren't winning shit until they get an actual QB instead of Assweiler.

He beat the chiefs unlike the chargers :lol

[UNT Eagles 2016]

So essentially you're saying the Texans are going to be good because of a bunch of stuff that hasn't happened yet but you think will happen.

Great.
I had the Patriots winning Thursday with Garoppolo. Don't think that rookie tarvaris jackson looking guy will cut it against Watt, Clowney and that DL.

[djohn2oo8]

K great. That doesn't change the fact that this wasn't some kind of statement victory the OP is trying to claim it is.
Why are you trying to judge what is or isn't a statement victory in week 2? :lol

[Will Hunting]

I had the Patriots winning Thursday with Garoppolo. Don't think that rookie tarvaris jackson looking guy will cut it against Watt, Clowney and that DL.

Wow, what a bold prediction! You're saying the Patriots might lose a game with their 3rd string QB starting!?!?! Who know!

[UNT Eagles 2016]

Why are you trying to judge what is or isn't a statement victory in week 2? :lol
Beating the team that just gave you a big fat goose egg on your own home field in the playoffs is kind of a statement win, tbh.

[Will Hunting]

Why are you trying to judge what is or isn't a statement victory in week 2? :lol

Why are you ignoring the fact that the OP is doing this exact thing?

[djohn2oo8]

Why are you ignoring the fact that the OP is doing this exact thing?
Because you don't make any points. Other than using emojis.

[Will Hunting]

Because you don't make any points. Other than using emojis.

The point I made was that winning by 7 against a mediocre team isn't some kind of statement win. That was the point I made in my very first post.

[Will Hunting]

Why are you trying to judge what is or isn't a statement victory in week 2? :lol


Because you don't make any points. Other than using emojis.

:lol @ this goal post move.

"Why are you trying to judge this!"

"Oops I meant to say that it's OK to judge this but you haven't made any points!"

[Clipper Nation]

He beat the chiefs unlike the chargers :lol
The Chargers also suck and nobody's picking them to win the AFC.

Congrats on the Week 2 Regular Season Win Against the Chiefs Championship. When's the parade?

[Will Hunting]

The Chargers also suck and nobody's picking them to win the AFC.

Congrats on the Week 2 Regular Season Win Against the Chiefs Championship. When's the parade?

They're ordering the "We only won by 7 points but would have won by a lot more if not for a bunch of mistakes that we promise are really fixable!" banners right now :lol

[UNT Eagles 2016]

Because you don't make any points. Other than using emojis.
Emoticons =/= Emojis, tbh

[djohn2oo8]

Emoticons =/= Emojis, tbh
He posts like a bitch, so they might as well be emojis

[UNT Eagles 2016]

He posts like a bitch, so they might as well be emojis
Emoticons = the classic "smilies" like :lol :toast :rollin:king :hat :) :rolleyes :ihit :nope etc


Emojis = the non-"smilie" small clip-art pics like :lma :claw :lobt: :elephant:troll:ban::convertib etc

[Will Hunting]

He posts like a bitch, so they might as well be emojis

:lol now you're reduced to :cry he posts like a bitch :cry

What's next, are you going to call me a poopy face?

[benefactor]

They will win the division. That's about the only guarantee.

[chunticakes]

OP giving the Texans the kiss of death, tbh.. :lol :lol

[UNT Eagles 2016]

They will win the division. That's about the only guarantee.
Your team is the only other team in the division with even one win, and they beat the shitty 5-field goal Loins today :lol also you guys have Demarco Murray on your team so you have no chance...

[UNT Eagles 2016]

OP giving the Texans the kiss of death, tbh.. :lol :lol
Like I gave OKC the kiss of death when I had OKC beating the Spurs in 6 in the second round, eh?

[Will Hunting]

:lol guitardude27
:lol dumbjohn2008
:lol premature ejaculating because the Texans beat the Chiefs by 7
:lol calling shitweiler's bad decisions easily fixable
:lol not crossing midfield until the 3rd quarter
:lol Texans

[UNT Eagles 2016]

:lol guitardude27
:lol dumbjohn2008
:lol premature ejaculating because the Texans beat the Chiefs by 7
:lol calling shitweiler's bad decisions easily fixable
:lol not crossing midfield until the 3rd quarter
:lol Texans

FWIW, I still picked the Patriots. I just thought the Texans SHOULD have won. But given O'Brien vs Belichick, the outcome was nary a surprise.

21 teams would have beaten this Pats squad... fortunately for the Pats, the Texans and Bills are in the 10 that are too incompetent offensively and coaching wise.

[benefactor]

Fuck you for making this thread you fucking cocksucker. Go play your guitar and get sprayed by semen you fucking faggot.

[Will Hunting]

FWIW, I still picked the Patriots. I just thought the Texans SHOULD have won. But given O'Brien vs Belichick, the outcome was nary a surprise.

21 teams would have beaten this Pats squad... fortunately for the Pats, the Texans and Bills are in the 10 that are too incompetent offensively and coaching wise.
So in less than a week you went from saying the Texans have the inside track to winning the AFC to saying they're one of the 10 teams that can't beat a 3rd string QB.

yeah, not a flip flop at all.

[Will Hunting]

Fuck you for making this thread you fucking cocksucker. Go play your guitar and get sprayed by semen you fucking faggot.
:lmao

[Robz4000]

Fuck you for making this thread you fucking cocksucker. Go play your guitar and get sprayed by semen you fucking faggot.

:lmao

[Will Hunting]

I had the Patriots winning Thursday with Garoppolo. Don't think that rookie tarvaris jackson looking guy will cut it against Watt, Clowney and that DL.
Yeah fucknuts, this post really looks like you were picking the Patriots to win.

You're not fooling anyone.

[UNT Eagles 2016]

Yeah fucknuts, this post really looks like you were picking the Patriots to win.

You're not fooling anyone.
Thread was an overreaction to Garoppolo going down I admit, but the point still stands: HOU laid a fucking egg when they had a golden chance to get a leg up on the AFC. Now they're cooked for the most part. Oh well.

[UNT Eagles 2016]

Yeah fucknuts, this post really looks like you were picking the Patriots to win.

You're not fooling anyone.
repost from http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=263161

AFC East Team


W (http://www.nfl.com/standings?sort=OVERALL_WINS&order=desc&colSel=0)
L (http://www.nfl.com/standings?sort=OVERALL_LOSSES&order=desc&colSel=1)
T (http://www.nfl.com/standings?sort=OVERALL_TIES&order=desc&colSel=2)
Pct (http://www.nfl.com/standings?sort=OVERALL_WIN_PCT&order=asc&colSel=3)
PF (http://www.nfl.com/standings?sort=OVERALL_PTS_FOR&order=desc&colSel=4)
PA (http://www.nfl.com/standings?sort=OVERALL_PTS_AGAINST&order=desc&colSel=5)
Net Pts (http://www.nfl.com/standings?sort=OVERALL_NET_PTS&order=desc&colSel=6)
TD (http://www.nfl.com/standings?sort=TOUCHDOWNS&order=desc&colSel=7)
Home (http://www.nfl.com/standings?sort=HOME_WIN_PCT&order=desc&colSel=8)
Road (http://www.nfl.com/standings?sort=ROAD_WIN_PCT&order=desc&colSel=9)
Div (http://www.nfl.com/standings?sort=DIVISION_WIN_PCT&order=desc&colSel=10)
Pct (http://www.nfl.com/standings?sort=DIVISION_WIN_PCT&order=desc&colSel=11)
Conf (http://www.nfl.com/standings?sort=CONFERENCE_WIN_PCT&order=desc&colSel=12)
Pct (http://www.nfl.com/standings?sort=CONFERENCE_WIN_PCT&order=desc&colSel=13)
Non-Conf (http://www.nfl.com/standings?sort=NON_CONFERENCE_WIN_PCT&order=desc&colSel=14)
Streak (http://www.nfl.com/standings?sort=STREAK_SORT&order=desc&colSel=15)
Last 5 (http://www.nfl.com/standings?sort=LAST_5_WIN_PCT&order=desc&colSel=16)


(1) New England Patriots (http://www.nfl.com/teams/profile?team=NE)
13
3
0
.813
XX
XX
XX
XX
8-0
5-3
5-1
.833
10-2
.833
3-1




New York Jets (http://www.nfl.com/teams/profile?team=NYJ)
9
7
0
.563
XX
XX
XX
XX
6-2
3-5
4-2
.667
8-4
.667
1-3




Miami Dolphins (http://www.nfl.com/teams/profile?team=MIA)
6
10
0
.375
XX
XX
XX
XX
6-2
0-8
2-4
.333
5-7
.417
1-3




Buffalo Bills (http://www.nfl.com/teams/profile?team=BUF)
2
14
0
.125
XX
XX
XX
XX
2-6
0-8
1-5
.167
2-10
.167
0-4

[UNT Eagles 2016]

^ I stick by those, only thing is I probably overshot MIA, damn straight about BUF despite my naysayers :lol

[UNT Eagles 2016]

TBH, Brissett wasn't anything special and Houston's defense wasn't bad given the circumstances. When your punt/kick returner loses multiple fumbles inside his own 20, meanwhile the other punter is kicking 60 yard punts and the offense isn't doing anything, setting your defense up near midfield or worse every time, it's extremely hard... the Texans got some good red zone stops and everything, enough to win for sure if their offense did anything besides suck.

[Silver&Black]

Fuck you for making this thread you fucking cocksucker. Go play your guitar and get sprayed by semen you fucking faggot.

:wow

[UNT Eagles 2016]

So in less than a week you went from saying the Texans have the inside track to winning the AFC to saying they're one of the 10 teams that can't beat a 3rd string QB.

yeah, not a flip flop at all.
LISTEN TO JIM NANTZ RIGHT NOW. HE'S REPEATING EXACTLY WHAT I'M SAYING ABOUT THIS GAME. HOUSTON HAD A GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY AND DONE FUCKED UP :lol

[Will Hunting]

repost from http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=263161

AFC East Team


W (http://www.nfl.com/standings?sort=OVERALL_WINS&order=desc&colSel=0)
L (http://www.nfl.com/standings?sort=OVERALL_LOSSES&order=desc&colSel=1)
T (http://www.nfl.com/standings?sort=OVERALL_TIES&order=desc&colSel=2)
Pct (http://www.nfl.com/standings?sort=OVERALL_WIN_PCT&order=asc&colSel=3)
PF (http://www.nfl.com/standings?sort=OVERALL_PTS_FOR&order=desc&colSel=4)
PA (http://www.nfl.com/standings?sort=OVERALL_PTS_AGAINST&order=desc&colSel=5)
Net Pts (http://www.nfl.com/standings?sort=OVERALL_NET_PTS&order=desc&colSel=6)
TD (http://www.nfl.com/standings?sort=TOUCHDOWNS&order=desc&colSel=7)
Home (http://www.nfl.com/standings?sort=HOME_WIN_PCT&order=desc&colSel=8)
Road (http://www.nfl.com/standings?sort=ROAD_WIN_PCT&order=desc&colSel=9)
Div (http://www.nfl.com/standings?sort=DIVISION_WIN_PCT&order=desc&colSel=10)
Pct (http://www.nfl.com/standings?sort=DIVISION_WIN_PCT&order=desc&colSel=11)
Conf (http://www.nfl.com/standings?sort=CONFERENCE_WIN_PCT&order=desc&colSel=12)
Pct (http://www.nfl.com/standings?sort=CONFERENCE_WIN_PCT&order=desc&colSel=13)
Non-Conf (http://www.nfl.com/standings?sort=NON_CONFERENCE_WIN_PCT&order=desc&colSel=14)
Streak (http://www.nfl.com/standings?sort=STREAK_SORT&order=desc&colSel=15)
Last 5 (http://www.nfl.com/standings?sort=LAST_5_WIN_PCT&order=desc&colSel=16)


(1) New England Patriots (http://www.nfl.com/teams/profile?team=NE)
13
3
0
.813
XX
XX
XX
XX
8-0
5-3
5-1
.833
10-2
.833
3-1




New York Jets (http://www.nfl.com/teams/profile?team=NYJ)
9
7
0
.563
XX
XX
XX
XX
6-2
3-5
4-2
.667
8-4
.667
1-3




Miami Dolphins (http://www.nfl.com/teams/profile?team=MIA)
6
10
0
.375
XX
XX
XX
XX
6-2
0-8
2-4
.333
5-7
.417
1-3




Buffalo Bills (http://www.nfl.com/teams/profile?team=BUF)
2
14
0
.125
XX
XX
XX
XX
2-6
0-8
1-5
.167
2-10
.167
0-4



This was before your post about how the patriots 3rd stringer won't cut it against the dominant Texans.

[UNT Eagles 2016]

This was before your post about how the patriots 3rd stringer won't cut it against the dominant Texans.

I didn't officially change it and I posted in another thread that I would consider it but likely not do it, citing Belichick and the HFA. I didn't. That's good enough.


Although I had NE losing at AZ... so that 3-1 non conference is probably wrong, unless you think they'll lose at San Francisco (i don't).

[Will Hunting]

I didn't officially change it and I posted in another thread that I would consider it but likely not do it, citing Belichick and the HFA. I didn't. That's good enough.
Where is this post? I'll believe it when I see it.

either way, this thread was retarded.

[UNT Eagles 2016]

Where is this post? I'll believe it when I see it.

either way, this thread was retarded.
My loss is: I had NE losing at AZ... so that 3-1 non conference is probably wrong, unless you think they'll lose at San Francisco (i don't).


I think this team will easily get the bye... and yes, this thread was an overreaction and a mind fart disregarding Belichick's greatness and Assweiler's suckness


I'm 23–10, tied with Avante... i'm not trying to be perfect. I own up when I lose.

[gambit1990]

:lmao

[UNT Eagles 2016]

Texans laid a G00SE Egg... they deserve to be laughed at for awhile and :lol'Brien needs to get FIRED ASAP.

[Clipper Nation]

Texans aren't winning shit until they get an actual QB instead of Assweiler.

[UNT Eagles 2016]

For once I agree with you CN. Unfortunately, they're tied down to him long term, :lol

But Christ Paul is still >>>> Blake Griffin

[Avante]

Speaking of wnning the AFC, that will come down to Steelers vs Pats if injuries don't mess it up. They are without question the class of the AFC.

Big Ben vs The GOAT

[spurraider21]

cant believe fans bought into lossweiler. the dude is crap who played 1 good game vs NE last year :lol

[leemajors]

oiler curse still alive and kicking

[Avante]

cant believe fans bought into lossweiler. the dude is crap who played 1 good game vs NE last year :lol

2-1 losing to Bill Belichick on the road off a short week.

Come on guy, don't do this rookie bit, ok?

Give things some time, ok? The guy has....9.....NFL starts.

Notice how with time what happens?

http://www.pro-football-reference.com/players/C/CarrDe02.htm

Peyton Manning threw how many INT's his first few seasons?

[chunticakes]

OP giving the Texans the kiss of death, tbh.. :lol :lol

[benefactor]

oiler curse still alive and kicking
:tu

[Raven]

cant believe fans bought into lossweiler. the dude is crap who played 1 good game vs NE last year :lol

he;s barely starting to play. His throws look good and he stands tall in the pocket. I'm not a fan, but at least you got something to work with, and after all he just one a ring.

[UNT Eagles 2016]

Speaking of wnning the AFC, that will come down to Steelers vs Pats if injuries don't mess it up. They are without question the class of the AFC.

Big Ben vs The GOAT

I think Pitt goes about 11-5 wins division but NE goes 13-3 or better and wins the AFC going away

[spurraider21]

he;s barely starting to play. His throws look good and he stands tall in the pocket. I'm not a fan, but at least you got something to work with, and after all he just one a ring.
on the bench...

[Raven]

on the bench...

meh, he had as much merit for that superbowl as peyon did, which is not very much to be fair. i guess a bit less, but not much.

[UNT Eagles 2016]

meh, he had as much merit for that superbowl as peyon did, which is not very much to be fair. i guess a bit less, but not much.

The merit for the SB is on Von Miller and Demarcus Ware, Chris Harris and company... not the QBs.

[HarlemHeat37]

:lol the 2016 version of the Falcons thread..


Houston isn't even close to being a contender..I'm certain they will have a few impressive wins during the RS, but there's no fucking way they are winning a playoff game with Assweiler at QB..hes a bottom 5 starter in the NFL, despite having a loaded supporting cast..I don't know how any front office could pay him that much money, its just irresponsible and incompetent..

:lol JJ Watt, has never shown up in a big game..

[Will Hunting]

Watt going on IR and probably done for the year

:lmao the guitardude27 kiss of death

[Clipper Nation]

Plot twist: UNT Eagles 2016 is Avante's son.

[benefactor]

Fuck everything

[HarlemHeat37]

Plot twist: UNT Eagles 2016 is Avante's son.

:lol

[Avante]

Plot twist: UNT Eagles 2016 (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=49650) is Avante' (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=47471)s son.

A Cali kid an Eagles fan?

Dude, how come you ALWAYS get everything wrong?

[Avante]

This could be it for J.J.Watt as far as being THAT J.J.Watt goes.

[chunticakes]

Yep. Falcons thread all over again.

For the love of God guitardude...stop jinxing teams