Laker Haikus

[ambchang]

Brown and D'antoni
Scott Bynum MVPau Shaq
All under the bus

[DMC]

1st line has 6... ^

[ambchang]

1st line has 6... ^

I count D'antoni as three, as in Dan-Tony

[Fabbs]

Kirby flys on plane
To Europe for H.I.V.
Laker losses mount

[DMC]

I count D'antoni as three, as in Dan-Tony

Could be, I've heard it both ways... dee an ton i and dan ton i

[MultiTroll]

Lakers worst seasons
came during Kobe's prime years
what a telling stat
:lol

[MultiTroll]

Scott tissue ran out
Only Vanessas nanny
can change Pampers now

[Fabbs]

Kirby leaves the team
Instantly Lakes are better
Dale wets his mumu

[Thread]

Kirby stayed
Last double
Kirby mummified

[ambchang]

Kirby stayed
Last double
Kirby mummified

5 7 and 5
3 doubles and a triple
Cully still can't count

[DMC]

Donald won that shit
go fuck your mother some more
run Hillary run

[Thread]

A triple
No walls
3rd double

[Fabbs]

7 wins so soon
With Kirby, January.
Lakes glad turd is gone

[Fabbs]

Luke given offer
He says "I will consider".
Is turd gone for sure?

[Fabbs]

Dale rests in Mumu
Gurney will lift him from couch
So he can reach switch

To start VCR
And watch some Kobe reruns
From 1999

[ambchang]

Lakers improve how?
Walton giving the players
What Becky gave Spurs.

[DMC]

team starts to compete
LA Lukers got this shit
in full remission

[Fabbs]

Not much news lately
'Nessa tells me to stay home
And sweep and vacuum.

[Fabbs]

Spirit of Kobme
Has returned to Staples
What next, Laker Phan?

[William Hung]

Not much news lately
'Nessa tells me to stay home
And sweep and vacuum.

:lol

[DMC]

30 million votes
Still loses the election
stat padding faggots

[Mori Chu]

Kobe Bryant gone
Lakers franchise has new life
Bye bye to cancer

[Fabbs]

16 34
Thanks Kobe for foundation
Laker Phan rejoice

[Thread]

16 34
Thanks Kobe for foundation
Laker Phan rejoice

They were selling your shit
They were selling your shit
They were selling your shit

[DMC]

All the Lakers fans
Deported to Mexico
staring across wall

[Splits]

Brandoff Ingram who?
The second overall pick
Kirby inspired

[Thread]

Trump won
Trump won
Trump won

[Thread]

Split man
Dale
Splits

[Fabbs]

Products, more products
Lakers Brainwash produces
Dales buys all of them

[Thread]

16
5
2nd

[Thread]

In Texas
In Alamo
:lmao

[MultiTroll]

In Texas
In Alamo
:lmao
no haikus for me
five seven five is too hard
i'm Dale retarded

[Thread]

no haikus for me
five seven five is too hard
i'm Dale retarded

You let the Mavericks take your cookie
PERIOD

[K...]

Three tanks in Row
We should be good now you think?
No tank some more times

[K...]

Man i do miss stern
He knew how to fix things right
We hired a gay coach

[K...]

We erased cancer
But then the infection spread
The Kobe won't leave

[Thread]

The Mavs?
Children sleep?
Kobe: 5---the tired old shit bag Duncan: 2nd 5th

[MultiTroll]

Three tanks in Row
We should be good now you think?
No tank some more times
:lol
Rack all three of yours.

I don't know how to multi post.

[Fabbs]

16
5
2nd
Stale opens all holes
And takes Moderators cawk
Or is Stale a mod?

[Fabbs]

The Mavs?
Children sleep?
Kobe: 5---the tired old shit bag Duncan: 2nd 5th
Log on main account
And please pink yourself
Schtikk is beyond old

[Thread]

Log on main account
And please pink yourself
Schtikk is beyond old

eat
me
raw

[Fabbs]

Stales tired, old schtick
Zero creativity
Needs infusion now

[Thread]

Stales tired, old schtick
Zero creativity
Needs infusion now

you
lost
bitter

[Fabbs]

you
lost
bitter

Stale fabrication
Lost? What was supposedly lost?
Stale please get a grip.

[DMC]

eat
me
raw

balls
and
all