Laker Haikus

[Fabbs]

Cancer has now left
Can we now health recover?
Jim Buss buy a clue?

[Fabbs]

Stern Jr. help
Run scam, get good players here
Cheating in our blood

[Fabbs]

Jealousy of Tim
Duncan leaves Spurs with much class
Kobme pegs our ass

[Buddy Mignon]

Jealousy of Tim
Duncan leaves Spurs with much class
Kobme pegs our ass


EMAIL

Jim Duncan: I quit.

- Loser

[UNT Eagles 2016]

Kobe bit the dust,
D'Angelo's a bust,
The Clippers rule L.A. now,
In the West we're buried way down,
So tanking is a must!

[Silver&Black]

EMAIL

Jim Duncan: I quit.

- Loser

Poor Buddy Mignon
Hetero as the next guy
Nine tail demon fox

[SpursforSix]

Purple and golden
Kobe rape rape rape rape raped
the team and that girl

[Thread]

EMAIL

Jim Duncan: I quit.

- Loser

[Fabbs]

Thread and Spunky M
Reek of full desperation
Jealous of Spurs win

[poeticism707]

Stern Jr. help
Run scam, get good players here
Cheating in our blood

:rollin :rollin :rollin

[Chris]

:lol

[Chris]

Kobe did some rape

Shame in a hotel bathroom

Vanessa wins big

[Splits]

Poor Buddy Mignon
Hetero as the next guy
Nine tail demon fox

:lmao

[Splits]

Kobe did some rape

Shame in a hotel bathroom

Vanessa wins big

:lol

[Splits]

Three straight lottery

Not in franchise history

Who done it? Kirby

[Splits]

Rapey rapey yes

A young hotel worker cries

Rapist pays a fine

:cry

[Splits]

At age twenty six

Misses playoffs in his prime

Kobe stands alone

[DMC]

The Ghost of Gashir
Roaming freely about town
Stupid sand nagger

[DMC]

where is our future?
Luke Walton is our new coach
At least Kobe left

I like better;

On the shores of the Pacific Ocean
By the shining big sea waters
Lives the cancer known as Kobe
Killed the fruit of nessa's womb
Killed the chances of the Lakers
Killed the swimming baby batter
Sent them screaming down the shower
In the land of illegal be@ners
In the land of lypo'd trannies
Lives the broken old cancer
Lives the defeated mega ego
Always known as the rapist
always known as the cancer
Never spoken same as Jordan
Never held on to a teammate
Left to die outside the top 10
Left to look up the ass of Duncan
By the shining big sea waters

[Thread]

They were selling your shit.

[ambchang]

Folks sold all my shit
Civil lawsuit made them stop
Bought house for in laws.

[Fabbs]

Folks sold all my shit
Civil lawsuit made them stop
Bought house for in laws.
:rollin
http://growabrain.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/04/17/ted_haggard.jpg

[Molotov]

where is our future?
Luke Walton is our new coach
At least Kobe left

I like better;

On the shores of the Pacific Ocean
By the shining big sea waters
Lives the cancer known as Kobe
Killed the fruit of nessa's womb
Killed the chances of the Lakers
Killed the swimming baby batter
Sent them screaming down the shower
In the land of illegal be@ners
In the land of lypo'd trannies
Lives the broken old cancer
Lives the defeated mega ego
Always known as the rapist
always known as the cancer
Never spoken same as Jordan
Never held on to a teammate
Left to die outside the top 10
Left to look up the ass of Duncan
By the shining big sea waters


:tu

[DJR210]

Poor Buddy Mignon
Hetero as the next guy


:lmao already dead by line 2

[DJR210]

Oh with so much cap room
so many options
We land Mozgov and Deng

[Fabbs]

Poor Buddy Mignon
Hetero as the next guy
Nine tail demon fox
+2 :lol

[Chucho]

Kobe inferior
Duncan superior. Known fact.
Spurs fans laughing at you.

[Chucho]

Bryant rapes white girls.
Hoodrat took half his millions.
What to do? Sue mom.


Kobe over rated
Tim was never irrelevant.
Just accept it chumps.

Kool, Thread, Buddy are fags
Sad sorry lames on their last legs
Wipe our jizims off

[Thread]

Kobe inferior
Duncan superior. Known fact.
Spurs fans laughing at you.

They were selling your shit.

[Thread]

Bryant rapes white girls.
Hoodrat took half his millions.
Took anger out on parents.


Kobe over rated
Tim was never irrelevant.
Just accept it chumps.

Kool, Thread, Buddy are fags
Sad sorry lames on their last legs
Wipe our jizims off

They were selling your shit.

[Chucho]

Thread has a fat wife
She stole his snacks while he shits
Domestic assault

[Chucho]

Koolaid man is white
Lies about getting pussy
Dreams aboutAvante

[Chris]

Jordan in LA

They were Rushing the Damn Court

Back to Reading Room

[Fabbs]

Snitch Jr has hope.
Bad influence Old Snitch gone.
Can regain the truth.

[Fabbs]

They were selling your shit.
f outa here with that weak chit.

Bring a haiku or stay the f out.

[tonight...you]

Snow finally melts
Green grass springs new fresh to grow
They'll still fucking suck

[Thread]

They strung your ropes
They sold your shit
Allen

[Thread]

Amy shaved
Amy waxed
it

[Thread]

Kobe
Artest
Pierce

[Thread]

1st 5th
divorce
2nd 5th

[Thread]

Dale
Reading Room
"Sagest of all LFs"

[Thread]

Thread
DMC
3 users

[DMC]

Snow finally melts
Green grass springs new fresh to grow
They'll still fucking suck
last line has 6 syllables depending on your dialect

[DMC]

Dale sucks a fat cock
Then fucks his mother some more
with his flaccid dick

[tonight...you]

last line has 6 syllables depending on your dialect
Lol... true.

[Thread]

I had
25 mllion smackers
I lost

[tonight...you]

I had
25 mllion smackers
I lost
You kind of suck at this. The baiting is now barely okay. Honestly, it's worn out, but really... You're nothing special any longer.

You can clip back, it's cool. You'll say nothing new so don't expect a response since it's boring. I mean damn boring. Make it something good, like bring up Costco again, but better than before and maybe my eyes will cast their gaze upon you once more.

Otherwise? You are Snorefest 2016.





Now go on... tell me they were selling my shit. Again.

[ambchang]

Thread tries hard to troll
Does not know what Haiku is
Fail like the Lakers

[tonight...you]

Thread (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=19320) tries hard to troll
Does not know what Haiku is
Fail like the Lakers
http://i.imgur.com/sFhcITV.gif

[Thread]

You kind of suck at this. The baiting is now barely okay. Honestly, it's worn out, but really... You're nothing special any longer.

You can clip back, it's cool. You'll say nothing new so don't expect a response since it's boring. I mean damn boring. Make it something good, like bring up Costco again, but better than before and maybe my eyes will cast their gaze upon you once more.

Otherwise? You are Snorefest 2016.





Now go on... tell me they were selling my shit. Again.

In for penny.

In for pound.

[tonight...you]

In for penny.

In for pound.
Oh how you sow,

So shall you reap.

[Thread]

Oh how you sow,

So shall you reap.

- "Promises, promises."

- Ernie "The Cat" Ladd

[tonight...you]

- "Promises, promises."

- Ernie "The Cat" Ladd
Cat, hat

In french chat chapeau

[Splits]

:lmao Dale has to be the dumbest motherfucker on this site

Can't even put together a 5/7/5 on the fly :lmao

I can see him counting on his fingers:

"they were sell - ing your shit" --- FUCK ITS 6 SYYLABLES

:lmao

[Splits]

"Your shit was sold"

FUCK ONLY 4 SYLLABLES

[BD24]

:lmao Dale has to be the dumbest motherfucker on this site

Can't even put together a 5/7/5 on the fly :lmao

I can see him counting on his fingers:

"they were sell - ing your shit" --- FUCK ITS 6 SYYLABLES

:lmao
Go easy on him, the old bastard probably has dementia and who knows what else. Surprised he even knows how to operate the computer tbh. Probably has Spurstalk bookmarked.

[Thread]

:lmao Dale has to be the dumbest motherfucker on this site

Can't even put together a 5/7/5 on the fly :lmao

I can see him counting on his fingers:

"they were sell - ing your shit" --- FUCK ITS 6 SYYLABLES

:lmao

So, Shits, are you still watching your children masturbate?

[Thread]

Go easy on him, the old bastard probably has dementia and who knows what else. Surprised he even knows how to operate the computer tbh. Probably has Spurstalk bookmarked.

They were selling your shit.

[benefactor]

Poor Buddy Mignon
Hetero as the next guy
Nine tail demon fox
:lol

[benefactor]

A Lakers legend
A dirty cock gave him AIDS
Father to a fag

[DeadlyDynasty]

shameful yellow skin
mentions Kobe in all posts
ambchang is a gook

[DeadlyDynasty]

works with currybreaths
posts pics of backpage prossies
denied by Slomo

[Chinook]

Kobe, such a shame!
It's but a faint memory
Playing games in May

[Thread]

They were selling your shit
They were selling your shit
They were selling your shit

[Fabbs]

Balls against Dales chin
Moderator inserts more
Dale begins swallow

[Fabbs]

I'll take dentures out
says Dale to the Forum Man
just let me post here

[Thread]

They were selling your shit
They were selling your shit
They were selling your shit

[K...]

Wasn't it cub who also messed up "shortest books in the nba"?

Anyways for him:

They were selling shit
But this was soon in error
But later we won

[DMC]

Magic lifted high
Bearded shirtless smoking man
HIV sets in

[DMC]

I dont want your jizz
Kate Faber says to Kobe
Pussy full of cum

[Chucho]

If I were a fan
I would cut my wrists right now
And bleed to death quick

[Chris]

If I were a fan
I would cut my wrists right now
And bleed to death quick

Brutal :lol

[Chris]

Aids is a disease

It's totally uncurable

Unless you're Magic

[Thread]

They were selling your shit
They were selling your shit
They were selling your shit

[Fabbs]

Offer ref blow job
Only way Lakers could win
Dale opens up wide

[Chris]

Fabbs

[Splits]

Fuckers sold his shit
What kind of person hates mom?
A sociopath

[Thread]

They were selling your shit
They were selling your shit
They were selling your shit

[baseline bum]

Snap goes achilles
Then three years with no playoffs
Parents sold his shit

[DMC]

Mike D'Antoni
Kobe forty minutes per
Pop goes the weasel

[DMC]

Enter Byron Scott
Lakers in blank mamba mode
Russell on the bench

[Thread]

They were selling your shit
They were selling your shit
They were selling your shit

[DMC]

Dale is lost as fuck
Par for the course around here
Vietnam calling

[Thread]

Dale is lost as fuck
Par for the course around here
Vietnam calling

"Dale is sagest of all LFs."
They were selling your shit.
They were selling your shit.

[ambchang]

Dog and pony show
Ended in franchise win low
Young guns had no fun

[Chris]

Fuckers sold his shit
What kind of person hates mom?
A sociopath


Snap goes achilles
Then three years with no playoffs
Parents sold his shit


Mike D'Antoni
Kobe forty minutes per
Pop goes the weasel


Enter Byron Scott
Lakers in blank mamba mode
Russell on the bench


Dale is lost as fuck
Par for the course around here
Vietnam calling


Dog and pony show
Ended in franchise win low
Young guns had no fun

:lmao

[ambchang]

6 for 24
Bailed out once again by Pau
Hog glory some more

[ambchang]

Won 17 games
After winning 21
But he scored 60!

[ambchang]

Wore a white burka
Then put on purple slippers
But Duncan is gay

[ambchang]

Laid franchise to waste
After getting Shaq traded
How does my ass taste?

[ambchang]

Houston matched up well
David Stern gets a phone call
Suspend half their team

[ambchang]

Got 11 rings
Want to be close to Boston
Go steal Minny's 5

[ambchang]

Franchise low in wins
Better than making playoffs
Or even the finals.

[ambchang]

48.5
Two years of embarrassment
Throw Scott under bus.

[Chris]

Laid franchise to waste
After getting Shaq traded
How does my ass taste?

Savagery :lol

[Thread]

They were selling your shit
They were selling your shit
They were selling your shit

[Fabbs]

Franchise low in wins
Better than making playoffs
Or even the finals.
:lol
Stale tries peddling that chit.

How does ambs ass taste?

[Thread]

They were selling your shit
They were selling your shit
They were selling your shit

[DMC]

Franchise low in wins
Better than making playoffs
Or even the finals.
6 on the last line.. slow your roll

[DMC]

Quits by post season
Hedo will fortify Nash
acts like he was here

[Thread]

"Dale is sagest of all LFs."
They were selling your shit.
They were selling your shit.

[ambchang]

6 on the last line.. slow your roll

Damn it

Make it or even finals.

[DMC]

Just "even the finals"

[ambchang]

41 teams have
Ever gone through season with
Less than 17

[Fabbs]

Kirby B's records
Like chunks in a septic tank
Rise to the tip top

[Thread]

They were selling your shit
They were selling your shit
They were selling your shit

[Fabbs]

Parrot drops much dung
Cannot perform the haiku
Dale is Thread Bumper

[Chris]

Black Mamba retire

Now Lakers are fun again

Mitch has other plans

[Thread]

They were selling your shit
They were selling your shit
They were selling your shit

[ambchang]

Thread just regretting
That "they were selling your shit"
Has six syllables.

[Fabbs]

What are the playoffs?
guy with almond shaped head
only lead lottery

[Fabbs]

Hummingbird I fear.
Vanessa please protect me.
Animal Control.

[Thread]

They were selling your shit
They were selling your shit
They were selling your shit

[Chucho]

Thread steals his schtick
Buddy rapes helpless children
Avante likes them

[baseline bum]

Kobe missed playoffs
Dale remains a chickenshit
But he holds the bag

[baseline bum]

Mitch traded for Dwight
This is gonna be real fun
Fredo said pls stay

[Chucho]

No one remembers
When the Lakers were relevant
No one cares either

Downstairs is where fags
Like Dale Toucha and Kool Aid
Get skull fucked hardcore

[Fabbs]

No one remembers
When the Lakers were relevant
No one cares either

Downstairs is where fags
Like Dale Toucha and Kool Aid
Get skull fucked hardcore
rack it!

[Thread]

They were selling your shit
They were selling your shit
They were selling your shit

[Silver&Black]

Luva's prediction
Lakers will make the playoffs
Will not be sneaking

[Thread]

They were selling your shit
They were selling your shit
They were selling your shit

[Fabbs]

Stale,
I command you to bump this thread.

[DMC]

Parrot drops much dung
Cannot perform the haiku
Dale is Thread Bumper

Yall really need to work on counting syllables.

[Thread]

They were selling your shit
They were selling your shit
They were selling your shit

[ambchang]

Makes finals 9 times
Manage to win only once
NBA logo

[ambchang]

Better than diesel
or the big fundamental?
Naw, ranked 12th all time.

[ambchang]

12 12 12 12 12
12 12 12 12 12 12 12
12 12 12 12 12

[ambchang]

When is number 8
Greater than the number 12?
When you do rankings.

[Chris]

Yall really need to work on counting syllables.

I see nothing wrong with that haiku; it seems to be the traditional 5 7 5

[Thread]

They were selling your shit
They were selling your shit
They were selling your shit

[Fabbs]

Quote Originally Posted by Fabbs
Parrot drops much dung
Cannot perform the haiku
Dale is Thread Bumper


Yall really need to work on counting syllables.
5 7 5

[Thread]

They were selling your shit
They were selling your shit
They were selling your shit

[DMC]

Quote Originally Posted by Fabbs
Parrot drops much dung
Cannot perform the haiku
Dale is Thread Bumper


5 7 5
ok

I was referring to "cannot perform the haiku". Some here cannot count syllables. I was agreeing with you.

[Thread]

They were selling your shit
They were selling your shit
They were selling your shit

[DMC]

We had Byron Scott
But now we have Luke Walton
J.H.U.T T.

[Killakobe81]

In my Riley voice this thread is gay ...
And you Niccas are gay

Haikus...haven't written one since freshman year in HS corny ass shtick tbh

[Killakobe81]

Luva's prediction
Lakers will make the playoffs
Will not be sneaking

Only one I saw worth a damn

[Chucho]

Only one I saw worth a damn

When you and your fanbase are skull fucked into oblivion, I'd imagine the cognitive faculties can't discern a quality haiku. That, or you're just not too keen on the skull fuckery that has marginalized you and your ilk into nothingness.

[Thread]

When you and your fanbase are skull fucked into oblivion, I'd imagine the cognitive faculties can't discern a quality haiku. That, or you're just not too keen on the skull fuckery that has marginalized you and your ilk into nothingness.

They were selling your shit.
They were selling your shit.
They were selling your shit.

[Chucho]

In my Riley voice this thread is gay ...
And you Niccas are gay

Haikus...haven't written one since freshman year in HS corny ass shtick tbh


Yeah, the skull fucking got to you. We'd hand your asses back to y'all, but Toucha has taken "liberties" with them...it wont prevent y'all from sitting down, we all know y'all don't mind creampies in the arsehole.

[Chucho]

They were selling your shit.
They were selling your shit.
They were selling your shit.
http://images.uncyc.org/commons/thumb/e/ef/950_skull_fuck.jpg/250px-950_skull_fuck.jpg

[Thread]

They were selling your shit.
They were selling your shit.
They were selling your shit.

[Chucho]

They were selling your shit.
They were selling your shit.
They were selling your shit.

http://images.uncyc.org/commons/thumb/e/ef/950_skull_fuck.jpg/250px-950_skull_fuck.jpg

[Killakobe81]

When you and your fanbase are skull fucked into oblivion, I'd imagine the cognitive faculties can't discern a quality haiku. That, or you're just not too keen on the skull fuckery that has marginalized you and your ilk into nothingness.

A lot of curse words, the true sign of cognitive faculties ...
My 14 year old is working haikus ...
A year early freshman in HS ...
Never studied haiku after my freshman year and I took AP English and a couple English courses in college ...
Old man Peter King ends his mmqb column with haiku though so there is that ...
And I don't expect you to detect corniness ... corny ass clowns never do until someone younger or cooler points it out.

[Fabbs]

Killakobe spins
spins like a washing machine
Tries to get shit out

[Killakobe81]

Killakobe spins
spins like a washing machine
Tries to get shit out:corn::corn:

That is short for corny ...

[Fabbs]

:corn::corn:

That is short for corny ...
This is the DJ on Hee Haws KORN
http://rfdtv.images.worldnow.com/images/6488654_G.jpg

[Thread]

They were selling your shit.
They were selling your shit.
They were selling your shit.

[Chris]

Killakobe spins
spins like a washing machine
Tries to get shit out

LMAO

[Thread]

LMAO

Oh, yeah, just fuckin' hilarious, Chris. :rolleyes

[Chris]

Oh, yeah, just fuckin' hilarious, Chris. :rolleyes

:lol

[Chucho]

Oh, yeah, just fuckin' hilarious, Chris. :rolleyes

http://images.uncyc.org/commons/thumb/e/ef/950_skull_fuck.jpg/250px-950_skull_fuck.jpg

[Chucho]

A lot of curse words, the true sign of cognitive faculties ...
My 14 year old is working haikus ...
A year early freshman in HS ...
Never studied haiku after my freshman year and I took AP English and a couple English courses in college ...
Old man Peter King ends his mmqb column with haiku though so there is that ...
And I don't expect you to detect corniness ... corny ass clowns never do until someone younger or cooler points it out.


What in God's name are you blathering about? Oh wait...
http://images.uncyc.org/commons/thumb/e/ef/950_skull_fuck.jpg/250px-950_skull_fuck.jpg

Absolutely. And you wouldn't know cool, even if he raped you in the arse.

[Killakobe81]

What in God's name are you blathering about? Oh wait...
http://images.uncyc.org/commons/thumb/e/ef/950_skull_fuck.jpg/250px-950_skull_fuck.jpg

Absolutely. And you wouldn't know cool, even if he raped you in the arse.

Mature.

[Fabbs]

Killakobe posts
ends up getting butthurt
looking for some salve

[Silver&Black]

Mature.

If you get offended by "immaturity" and "foul language"....how did you make it this long on this site?

[Killakobe81]

If you get offended by "immaturity" and "foul language"....how did you make it this long on this site?

Who is offended? haiku are corny not offensive your pic was immature not offensive...
But tbh the problem is more me than you I got a freaking kid in HS ...approaching 40 ...like glover in lethal weapon maybe ...I am getting to old 4 this shit ...

[DMC]

Took AP English
Can't post a correct sentence
He is autistic

[DMC]

Who is offended? haiku are corny not offensive your pic was immature not offensive...
But tbh the problem is more me than you I got a freaking kid in HS ...approaching 40 ...like glover in lethal weapon maybe ...I am getting to old 4 this shit ...

Kid is in high school
His kid is forty years old
Prince just rolled over

[Killakobe81]

Won't read above but I'm sure it's more autism grammar smack.
dude I stopped reading your posts almost a year ago ...if you trying to get me with your wit and vast intellect ....if you are doing it for a circle jerk than you are on the same level of the posters you used to destroy in your prime.
Like I said I'm hitting 40 and I won't spend whatever time I have left on Spurstalk or even on earth arguing dumb shit or having Internet beefs when we may have a president named Trump. Im trying to focus on hoops, my kids etc.

You won, seriously if that helps you move on and stop posting shit I have blocked anyways...you won.
You owned me, made me block your messages so I wouldn't be tempted to reply ..
Other posters please dont quote him ask him why or defend me ...Let him have this ...he seems to need it ...someone asked why he keeps going at me and I don't even know anymore ...apparently I struck a nerve but ...you won homey.

Dmc has better grammar, better hoops acumen, a bigger brain whatever it takes you got it if it keeps my name out your mouth. I prefer to not block your shit because occasionally your posts were good ...
But this is just a PSA to save you some time.
God bless you brother I will say a prayer for you ...but if you noticed I haven't talked or replied in months yet you still bring me up because others have told me and I see the occasional quote ...

[DMC]

Won't read above but I'm sure it's more autism grammar smack.
dude I stopped reading your posts almost a year ago ...if you trying to get me with your wit and vast intellect ....if you are doing it for a circle jerk than you are on the same level of the posters you used to destroy in your prime.
Like I said I'm hitting 40 and I won't spend whatever time I have left on Spurstalk or even on earth arguing dumb shit or having Internet beefs when we may have a president named Trump. Im trying to focus on hoops, my kids etc.

You won, seriously if that helps you move on and stop posting shit I have blocked anyways...you won.
You owned me, made me block your messages so I wouldn't be tempted to reply ..
Other posters please dont quote him ask him why or defend me ...Let him have this ...he seems to need it ...someone asked why he keeps going at me and I don't even know anymore ...apparently I struck a nerve but ...you won homey.

Dmc has better grammar, better hoops acumen, a bigger brain whatever it takes you got it if it keeps my name out your mouth. I prefer to not block your shit because occasionally your posts were good ...
But this is just a PSA to save you some time.
God bless you brother I will say a prayer for you ...but if you noticed I haven't talked or replied in months yet you still bring me up because others have told me and I see the occasional quote ...

He say he don't care
Then he posts huge wall of text
Autistic boy mad

[ambchang]

KK81
Hurt over lakers haiku
Attacks the format

[Killakobe81]

KK81
Hurt over lakers haiku
Attacks the format

I'm going to talk to you Cuz unlike dmc ... you seem reasonable ...
No this did not hurt me ...I just find it corny ...you posted like 3 or 4 haikus so of course you defend it but it's all good brother if you enjoy them post them I just find them corny.

Amb, I enjoyed our discourse over the years and if I ever crossed any lines...my bad you have my apologies man-to-man.

I know some may think I am melting down or going soft ....but ...
the eldest dude in my main fantasy league died yesterday.
Only 43 years old, heart failure leaves a wife and two kids ages 4 and 7.
Good dude liked by all a good god fearing family focused black man.
I found out shortly after I posted my thoughts that haikus were corny ...
But after getting a call that he had died ...(on his way back from walking his son to school) it has given me new perspective on trivial Internet Bullshit...

So yes, I think it's corny ...and I was getting ready to post Ice Cube's famous line about "white and corny" ... from Be True to the game ...
But I realized how does that help anyone? Am I doing it to clown you or to feel better about myself? If I need to post here to get gratification then something is wrong with me ...
Not saying I won't clown anyone ever again or that I won't fail in my efforts to be a better citizen even on the Internet...but me responding would be against what I am trying to raise my son to be.
How can I counsel them about internet bullying if I respond like a child?

So this isnt about you, haikus or the lakers ...I just think haikus are corny and have said so multiple times so I will leave the subject alone.
If you are god fearing Amb, say a prayer for my friend ... his family just lost something that is irreplaceable ...as is time.
I dont plan to spend mine in internet feuds ... lets talk hoops Amb, lets try and raise the bar. When you talk hoops you are one of the better posters so stop feeding your baser self.

and if you are not god fearing I will pray for you anyway. And no, I don't go to church every sunday and I am not a bible thumper. But I do pray for those I care about or that are less fortunate because I care about humanity.

[DMC]

Big ass wall of text
Rain man will never get that
Folks will never read

[DMC]

Dude is melting down
Right before our fucking eyes
Cancer claims one more

[Thread]

They were selling your shit
They were selling your shit
They were selling your shit

[Chris]

Spur fan starts fun thread

Laker fan doesn't get it

Acts like a faggot

[Chucho]

LOL. Killa is all sorts of skull fucked. I don't know if he is trolling or serious about maturity. THERE IS NO FUCKING MATURITY ON THIS BOARD. That is the ONLY thing that makes this place appealing. Killa, by the way, you are not as smart as you think you are.

The Laker fans are like their franchise- old hat that is irrelevant. And skull fucked.

[Killakobe81]

LOL. Killa is all sorts of skull fucked. I don't know if he is trolling or serious about maturity. THERE IS NO FUCKING MATURITY ON THIS BOARD. That is the ONLY thing that makes this place appealing. Killa, by the way, you are not as smart as you think you are.

The Laker fans are like their franchise- old hat that is irrelevant. And skull fucked.

I am not that smart I thought that way in high school and for a small while at ucla but realized I was a big fish in a small pond in HS and there were plenty smarter than me especially on the engineering/medical side of campus there are plenty of people smarter than me some are even posters here ...
but this isnt about smarts it's about compassion and decency.
I don't ask you to be mature ...you are a young'n looking to bang out ...enjoy.
But Amb can be reasonable and mature Deeps and El No too ...
This was directed at amb but could mean anyone who wants to talk hoops and end the mudslinging ...you don't see me asking luva or Kool this ... They won't stop because they are built for war ..
you seem to be as well ...so enjoy the battle, son.

I may be getting old but I am one of the realest posters here. I have shared real-life shit while many posters hide behind fake personas, extravagant life-styles ...and pretending to be black. bunch of internet tough machismo bullshit when 90% of this board could knocked out by a two-piece by just an ordinary cat with no formal boxing skills.

[Silver&Black]

I have shared real-life shit while many posters hide behind fake personas, extravagant life-styles ...and pretending to be black. bunch of internet tough machismo bullshit when 90% of this board could knocked out by a two-piece by just an ordinary cat with no formal boxing skills.

:wow Kk81 straight up calling out Koolaid_Man :wow

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[DMC]

^Only old assholes repeat themselves ad nauseum (no doubt while licking your toothless gums and lips). You make the effort to post but not the effort to bring anything, probably like your new center tbh.

[DPG21920]

KillaKobe is good peoples. He gets my vote.

[DMC]

He's ok. Even blocked I can make him melt down. lol...

[DMC]

I am not that smart I thought that way in high school and for a small while at ucla but realized I was a big fish in a small pond in HS and there were plenty smarter than me especially on the engineering/medical side of campus there are plenty of people smarter than me some are even posters here ...
but this isnt about smarts it's about compassion and decency.
I don't ask you to be mature ...you are a young'n looking to bang out ...enjoy.
But Amb can be reasonable and mature Deeps and El No too ...
This was directed at amb but could mean anyone who wants to talk hoops and end the mudslinging ...you don't see me asking luva or Kool this ... They won't stop because they are built for war ..
you seem to be as well ...so enjoy the battle, son.

I may be getting old but I am one of the realest posters here. I have shared real-life shit while many posters hide behind fake personas, extravagant life-styles ...and pretending to be black. bunch of internet tough machismo bullshit when 90% of this board could knocked out by a two-piece by just an ordinary cat with no formal boxing skills.

You like to sneak in a cheap shot with the LF chorus when you think you can get by without taking one upside your head. No sir. I won't have it. Your moral high ground is polluted.

[Thread]

^Only old assholes repeat themselves ad nauseum (no doubt while licking your toothless gums and lips). You make the effort to post but not the effort to bring anything, probably like your new center tbh.

Oh, so now we're doing thread integrity.

ha.

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They were selling your shit
They were selling your shit

[tonight...you]

Wore a white burka
Then put on purple slippers
But Duncan is gay
:lmao Good Lord, man! This Thread is like a Christmas gift that keeps giving!

[DMC]

Oh, so now we're doing thread integrity.

ha.
Thread title says "Haikus". So yeah. But I'll grant you a pass but not on the constant re quoting of yourself. It's almost regular season, get your game on. Bring the sage.

[tonight...you]

Sweet Christ, if Dale is truly The Sagest of all Laker Fan's...

Is this a true story @Laker Fans? Who out there vouches for him?

I need a Roll Call:

[Thread]

KillaKobe is good peoples. He gets my vote.

Mine as well.

[Thread]

Sweet Christ, if Dale is truly The Sagest of all Laker Fan's...

Is this a true story @Laker Fans? Who out there vouches for him?

I need a Roll Call:

D M C

[tonight...you]

D M C
:lol

[DMC]

Sweet Christ, if Dale is truly The Sagest of all Laker Fan's...

Is this a true story @Laker Fans? Who out there vouches for him?

I need a Roll Call:

Me. I dubbed him as such as as such he shall be.

[ambchang]

I'm going to talk to you Cuz unlike dmc ... you seem reasonable ...
No this did not hurt me ...I just find it corny ...you posted like 3 or 4 haikus so of course you defend it but it's all good brother if you enjoy them post them I just find them corny.

Amb, I enjoyed our discourse over the years and if I ever crossed any lines...my bad you have my apologies man-to-man.

I know some may think I am melting down or going soft ....but ...
the eldest dude in my main fantasy league died yesterday.
Only 43 years old, heart failure leaves a wife and two kids ages 4 and 7.
Good dude liked by all a good god fearing family focused black man.
I found out shortly after I posted my thoughts that haikus were corny ...
But after getting a call that he had died ...(on his way back from walking his son to school) it has given me new perspective on trivial Internet Bullshit...

So yes, I think it's corny ...and I was getting ready to post Ice Cube's famous line about "white and corny" ... from Be True to the game ...
But I realized how does that help anyone? Am I doing it to clown you or to feel better about myself? If I need to post here to get gratification then something is wrong with me ...
Not saying I won't clown anyone ever again or that I won't fail in my efforts to be a better citizen even on the Internet...but me responding would be against what I am trying to raise my son to be.
How can I counsel them about internet bullying if I respond like a child?

So this isnt about you, haikus or the lakers ...I just think haikus are corny and have said so multiple times so I will leave the subject alone.
If you are god fearing Amb, say a prayer for my friend ... his family just lost something that is irreplaceable ...as is time.
I dont plan to spend mine in internet feuds ... lets talk hoops Amb, lets try and raise the bar. When you talk hoops you are one of the better posters so stop feeding your baser self.

and if you are not god fearing I will pray for you anyway. And no, I don't go to church every sunday and I am not a bible thumper. But I do pray for those I care about or that are less fortunate because I care about humanity.
Feel bad for your friend and life is too short. But really, if you ain't arguing trolls on an Internet forum would you have done thing else more meaningful? I doubt it.

Also, haikus are corny, and that's why is funny because this allows people to use a corny format to make fun of each other. You had no issues with chiming in on corny schticks from laker fans. But when your lakersare getting reamed, you suddenly had to speak out and out yourself on a higher ground.

That's hypocritical.

[ambchang]

D M C

Thread proud of being the tallest midget

[Splits]

Fix Bust Ingram's shot?
God that thing is hideous
Just two for thirteen

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They were selling your shit
They were selling your shit

[Molotov]

I am not that smart I thought that way in high school and for a small while at ucla but realized I was a big fish in a small pond in HS and there were plenty smarter than me especially on the engineering/medical side of campus there are plenty of people smarter than me some are even posters here ...
but this isnt about smarts it's about compassion and decency.
I don't ask you to be mature ...you are a young'n looking to bang out ...enjoy.
But Amb can be reasonable and mature Deeps and El No too ...
This was directed at amb but could mean anyone who wants to talk hoops and end the mudslinging ...you don't see me asking luva or Kool this ... They won't stop because they are built for war ..
you seem to be as well ...so enjoy the battle, son.

I may be getting old but I am one of the realest posters here. I have shared real-life shit while many posters hide behind fake personas, extravagant life-styles ...and pretending to be black. bunch of internet tough machismo bullshit when 90% of this board could knocked out by a two-piece by just an ordinary cat with no formal boxing skills.



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[Killakobe81]

Feel bad for your friend and life is too short. But really, if you ain't arguing trolls on an Internet forum would you have done thing else more meaningful? I doubt it.

Also, haikus are corny, and that's why is funny because this allows people to use a corny format to make fun of each other. You had no issues with chiming in on corny schticks from laker fans. But when your lakersare getting reamed, you suddenly had to speak out and out yourself on a higher ground.

That's hypocritical.

No I would think laker fans making haikus would be corny as well I said my piece ... just remember a few things ...
1. I called myself out ... i was preparing a smartass remark when i got the call
2. this was just as much about me as it is you ...you are right
3.sometimes i get sucked in to dumb shit ..why don't we keep each other back on task?
I
appreciate the thoughts for my friend his services are next week not sure what to say to his wife everything seems shallow ...But she is putting on a brave face from what I hear ...

[ambchang]

No I would think laker fans making haikus would be corny as well I said my piece ... just remember a few things ...
1. I called myself out ... i was preparing a smartass remark when i got the call
2. this was just as much about me as it is you ...you are right
3.sometimes i get sucked in to dumb shit ..why don't we keep each other back on task?
I
appreciate the thoughts for my friend his services are next week not sure what to say to his wife everything seems shallow ...But she is putting on a brave face from what I hear ...

I'm at an age where I go to more funerals than weddings or baby showers, and it's sad. Still, most of those funerals are of an the older generation but it can't help to make me think about my folks. I've got friends who died of heart failure (that was more than a decade ago), cancer, accidents.

When I listen to body count, when ice-t had than monologue about living like the Cosby show when all their friends died of old age, and it's kind of true for me. Most of my friends die of natural causes and thank God none really did in Gang warfare and stuff like that.

Any ways, condolences to your friends family, it's always sad to hear about deaths at a young age.

[Fabbs]

Put bread in cupboard
Leave for 14 days or more
This is a Stale post

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They were selling your shit
They were selling your shit

[DMC]

No I would think laker fans making haikus would be corny as well I said my piece ... just remember a few things ...
1. I called myself out ... i was preparing a smartass remark when i got the call
2. this was just as much about me as it is you ...you are right
3.sometimes i get sucked in to dumb shit ..why don't we keep each other back on task?
I
appreciate the thoughts for my friend his services are next week not sure what to say to his wife everything seems shallow ...But she is putting on a brave face from what I hear ...

Here's the problem with you as I see it here:

1. You never called this guy your friend. You said he was in your fantasy league
2. You haven't visited since you "heard" his wife was putting on a brave face. You haven't even called.
3. Someone you know exists isn't necessarily your friend, else you'd call him a friend.
4. So having this epiphany didn't make you think "I'm wasting my life on this ST site". Nope, it made you think you could use it as a teaching moment.

[Chris]

Put bread in cupboard
Leave for 14 days or more
This is a Stale post

:lol

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[Fabbs]

Bryant rapes white girls.
Hoodrat took half his millions.
What to do? Sue mom.


Kobe over rated
Tim was never irrelevant.
Just accept it chumps.

Kool, Thread, Buddy are fags
Sad sorry lames on their last legs
Wipe our jizims off
:lol

Stale is defensive
His only game is passive-
agressive parrot

[Fabbs]

Mike D'Antoni
Kobe forty minutes per
Pop goes the weasel
:lol

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They were selling your shit
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[Fabbs]

Luke Walton is back
West Hollywood boutiques buzz
Buddy Mignon shops!

[Fabbs]

Durant announces
Buddy and Dale in burqas
Much disappointment

[Silver&Black]

Mamba kills again
Teen dies jumping over cars
Blood is on his hands

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They were selling your shit
They were selling your shit

[Fabbs]

^ Right on cue.


Stale,
I command you to bump this thread.

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They were selling your shit
They were selling your shit

[Chris]

Bible Kemp and Nash
This is Going to be Fun
Kobe Ran Them Off

[Thread]

Dodgers won.
Dodgers won.
They were selling your shit

[MultiTroll]

A preseason win
Celebration, is cause for
Burqa party Lukes

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They were selling your shit
They were selling your shit

[DMC]

YMC LA
They play for the hell of it
NBA JV

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They were selling your shit
They were selling your shit

[DMC]

Dale needs a new schtick
Nothing seems to be sticking
So he toils away

Go Dale Go, don't quit
Soon you will find the right one
Dale: living the dream

[MultiTroll]

Dale needs a new schtick
Nothing seems to be sticking
So he toils away

Go Dale Go, don't quit
Soon you will find the right one
Dale: living the dream
:lol

[LkrFan]

Nice confidence building game for our 19 year old rook:

q0AH47n_u-U

[Chucho]

Nice confidence building game for our 19 year old rook:

q0AH47n_u-U

Don't worry Time will
Tell what is already known
He will be garbage

Poor Simmons is a
Laker. But then again he looks
like a hardcore queer

[Chris]

You Should be Careful
Someone Might have a Smart Phone
D-Bust Rat Face Snitch

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They were selling your shit
They were selling your shit

[Fabbs]

Stale,
I command you to bump this thread.

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They were selling your shit
They were selling your shit

[Fabbs]

^

Stale,
I command you to bump this thread.
BTW are you going to keep your Stale account after you give up mod/admin duties?

[Thread]

They were selling your shit
They were selling your shit
They were selling your shit

[Fabbs]

Stale,
I command you to bump this thread.

BTW are you going to keep your Stale account after you give up mod/admin duties?

[ambchang]

Durant has a dunk
Somehow makes laker fans think
It's good for gloating

[Fabbs]

Cancer free at last
No longer play for lotto
Let the season start

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They were selling your shit
They were selling your shit

[DMC]

Kobe pissed as fuck
Parents were selling his shit
Sued their ass in court

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They were selling your shit
They were selling your shit

[DeRozan m8]

Might make the playoffs in 5+ years tbh

[Chris]

Lets Boil it Down
Kobe Went Through Five(!) Coaches
Duncan: just the One

[Thread]

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They were selling your shit
They were selling your shit

[DMC]

not here to talk ball
Lakers fans came here to gloat
left when the tide turned

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They were selling your shit
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[DMC]

Dale waving truce flag
Now in full parroting mode
Dale, this is your life

[Fabbs]

Recovery starts
Kobe home doing housework
Houston wants him back

[Fabbs]

Kobe gets scared
Hummingbird comes into room
Vanessa will save

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[ambchang]

Just free of cancer
Shot over 50%
To go with a win

[MultiTroll]

Just free of cancer
Shot over 50%
To go with a win
:lol funny and true.

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They were selling your shit
They were selling your shit

[ambchang]

Chemotherapy
Can help get rid of cancer
and build for future

[Fabbs]

Facing phaggot Dubs
but now we are cancer free
What is the result?

Run free, share the ball.
Selfish phaggot is now gone.
We win by twenty.

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They were selling your shit
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[DMC]

three more victories
before Laker fan returns
says they never left

[Thread]

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They were selling your shit
They were selling your shit

[Fabbs]

The bag retired
Now he sweeps floor and curtains
If no hummingbirds

[Fabbs]

Stale,
I command you to bump this thread.

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They were selling your shit
They were selling your shit

[MultiTroll]

North of .500
A place they have returned to
Since trash taken out.

[DMC]

Lakers worst seasons
came during Kobe's prime years
what a telling stat

[DMC]

just like a tumor
celebrated as he left
they say fuck cancer