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benefactor
10-03-2016, 05:38 PM
RIP
http://www.msn.com/en-us/weather/topstories/hurricane-matthew-fears-grow-in-haiti-some-resist-shelters/ar-BBwSZgC?OCID=ansmsnnews11
benefactor
10-03-2016, 05:40 PM
They're fucked tbh
https://icons.wxug.com/hurricane/2016/1935v1_20161003-HURMatthew.jpg
Avante
10-03-2016, 05:47 PM
The story of Haitian ruler Henri Christophe a fantastic read.
Histories first 26 foot long jumper was a Haitian soccer player named Silvio Cator, the year....1926.
The great sprinter Bruny Surin was born in Haiti, but moved and ran for Canada.
Of all the places I could visit, Haiti is one of them.
When Tommy Johnson talked about selling his soul for guitar prowess at them crossroads it wasn't with the Devil, (as some like to tell) it was with Papa Legba a Haitian God.
The place is going to be in a different kind of shambles than it normally is. It could actually become more organized based on the chaos theory.
benefactor
10-03-2016, 05:48 PM
Haiti is a fucking shithole. I wouldn't go there for free.
DJR210
10-03-2016, 05:49 PM
The rest of their non reinforced buildings are gonna go.. Our Navy gonnna get sent there to dig those voodoo loving spooks out of the rubble again.
The story of Haitian ruler Henri Christophe a fantsastic read.
Histories first 26 foot long jumper was a Haitian soccer player named Silvio Cator, the year....1926.
Of all the places I could visit, Haiti is one of them.
What's the legal poking age there, 6? You'd be a shoo in. I could imagine you taking a cue from David Carradine in some dank closet with that size 56 belt you wear.
clambake
10-03-2016, 05:53 PM
lol
Silver&Black
10-03-2016, 06:01 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wYoEUhrGbM
Avante
10-03-2016, 06:04 PM
What's the legal poking age there, 6? You'd be a shoo in. I could imagine you taking a cue from David Carradine in some dank closet with that size 56 belt you wear.
Still can't figue out what...."ya shoot sick ass pedos"....means can ya little man, still making shit up, weird.
Do you just wander around in a fantasy?
Is the Dominican Republic getting ass fucked too? They're right next to each other.
TheSanityAnnex
10-03-2016, 06:32 PM
Is the Dominican Republic getting ass fucked too? They're right next to each other.
Won't be nearly as bad for them as they haven't cut down all of their forests like Haiti. Check it out from google earth pretty amazing how different the land looks.
I'm supposed to fly to Miami Sunday, hope this passes before.
UNT Eagles 2016
10-04-2016, 09:03 AM
What a good looking hurricane (no homo)
UNT Eagles 2016
10-04-2016, 09:03 AM
Won't be nearly as bad for them as they haven't cut down all of their forests like Haiti. Check it out from google earth pretty amazing how different the land looks.
I'm supposed to fly to Miami Sunday, hope this passes before.
Miami is in the cone. :lol
Dirk Oneanddoneski
10-04-2016, 09:57 AM
s3337cj4sJQ
benefactor
10-04-2016, 10:21 AM
http://imgur.com/a/m2tHr
Couldn't happen to a better country
Chinook
10-04-2016, 10:27 AM
WTF did Haiti do to the universe to deserve the luck it has? Shoulda been a big-time country. Now, even shit rolls away from it.
Oh well, get ready to hear another round of "We Are the World".
UNT Eagles 2016
10-04-2016, 11:27 AM
WTF did Haiti do to the universe to deserve the luck it has? Shoulda been a big-time country. Now, even shit rolls away from it.
Oh well, get ready to hear another round of "We Are the World".
Well, poaching all the trees for profit for one thing... Mother Nature is a master avenger, I tell ya.
gambit1990
10-04-2016, 11:35 AM
s3337cj4sJQ
wow.
apalisoc_9
10-04-2016, 11:36 AM
That's why you never poach your trees.
Blame the western backed corrupt politicians.
They're fucked...We had hurricans very similar to this..and man, the difference between cities and provinces without trees in terms of casualties and infrastrcture loss is astronomical.
I remeber visiting the philippines a few years ago and our province was hit with an ugly hurricane...Zero casualty...just a few flooded farms etc.
Hurricane moves to a logging provnce two days after but in a somewhat wekaned state..causes major landslides, floods and human casualty.
You dont cut your trees..if you're gonna cut trees, you better replace that shit or you're fucked.
benefactor
10-04-2016, 11:37 AM
WTF did Haiti do to the universe to deserve the luck it has? Shoulda been a big-time country. Now, even shit rolls away from it.
Oh well, get ready to hear another round of "We Are the World".
I've always wondered this too. If there is a god, he's been prison sexing Haiti since the beginning of time.
If you've ever been around a large Haitian population for more than an hour then you know this Hurricane is for the best.
Chinook
10-04-2016, 12:07 PM
Well, poaching all the trees for profit for one thing... Mother Nature is a master avenger, I tell ya.
They got royally fucked by the the West after they won their independence. You'd think that with the Monroe Doctrine that the US would support the next country to gain their independence. But nope. Couldn't set a precedent of supporting slaves fighting for their freedom. Because everyone hated them, it didn't take much mismanagement for their economy to crumble.
Chinook
10-04-2016, 12:09 PM
I've always wondered this too. If there is a god, he's been prison sexing Haiti since the beginning of time.
It might be even more African than any nation in Africa. I bet even people in Somalia would rather stay where they are.
Chucho
10-04-2016, 12:16 PM
The good news for Hitlery and Billy Boy is if they lose, they can go and rape Haiti all over again.
UNT Eagles 2016
10-04-2016, 02:00 PM
It might be even more African than any nation in Africa. I bet even people in Somalia would rather stay where they are.
was just thinking this, :lol
SpursforSix
10-04-2016, 02:24 PM
was just thinking this, :lol
and I bet that led to a fantasy of you licking Pygmy Man butts.
benefactor
10-05-2016, 06:34 AM
So some of the more reliable hurricane track prediction models have the storm heading through the Bahamas, scraping up the side of Florida then looping back around and hitting the Bahamas again. :lol..wtf.
benefactor
10-05-2016, 11:49 AM
Welp
https://icons.wxug.com/hurricane/2016/euro-highprob-oct5.png
I. Hustle
10-05-2016, 02:10 PM
https://media.giphy.com/media/9ttUnESoenV6/giphy.gif
Welp
https://icons.wxug.com/hurricane/2016/euro-highprob-oct5.png
Are those moneylines in the graphic?
phxspurfan
10-06-2016, 10:22 AM
Are those moneylines in the graphic?
Put my 100 on NoLa for 216 to 1
UNT Eagles 2016
10-06-2016, 01:54 PM
Could still hit texas
InRareForm
10-06-2016, 08:20 PM
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DJR210
10-07-2016, 09:34 AM
Haiti Death Toll
572
and counting
UNT Eagles 2016
10-07-2016, 10:04 AM
Even if Florida only gets a rainstorm and nobody dies, the name Matthew will certainly be retired for killing hundreds in Haiti alone.
HarlemHeat37
10-07-2016, 12:45 PM
Death toll at 800+:wow
Medvedenko
10-07-2016, 01:52 PM
Tragedy isn't a simple word for events like these.
For a country that routinely gets hit with natural disasters you'd think they can build some effective shelters
Silver&Black
10-07-2016, 03:58 PM
Now I'm hearing that Hurricane Matthew is racist...wow.
Bynumite
10-07-2016, 07:57 PM
Now I'm hearing that Hurricane Matthew is racist...wow.
It's obvious they gave it a white name to further advance the black lives matter agenda. They would never name it Hurricane Tyrone.
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