***Week 5 Official Thread, sponsored by The Return***

[UNT Eagles 2016]

Thursday, October 6



matchup

time (CT)
nat tv
location
tickets


http://a.espncdn.com/combiner/i?img=/i/teamlogos/nfl/500/scoreboard/ari.png&h=50 (http://www.espn.com/nfl/team/_/name/ari)
Arizona ARI
http://a.espncdn.com/combiner/i?img=/i/teamlogos/nfl/500/scoreboard/sf.png&h=50 (http://www.espn.com/nfl/team/_/name/sf)
San Francisco SF
7:25 PM (http://www.espn.com/nfl/game?gameId=400874483)
CBS
Levi's Stadium (http://www.espn.com/nfl/team/stadium/_/name/sf), Santa Clara
5,753 tickets available from $24 (http://www.stubhub.com/san-francisco-49ers-tickets-san-francisco-49ers-santa-clara-levi-s-stadium-10-6-2016/event/9566807/?gcid=C12289x445&keyword=san+francisco+49ers)




Sunday, October 9



matchup

time (CT)
nat tv
location
tickets


http://a.espncdn.com/combiner/i?img=/i/teamlogos/nfl/500/scoreboard/ne.png&h=50 (http://www.espn.com/nfl/team/_/name/ne)
New England NE
http://a.espncdn.com/combiner/i?img=/i/teamlogos/nfl/500/scoreboard/cle.png&h=50 (http://www.espn.com/nfl/team/_/name/cle)
Cleveland CLE
12:00 PM (http://www.espn.com/nfl/game?gameId=400874519)
CBS
FirstEnergy Stadium (http://www.espn.com/nfl/team/stadium/_/name/cle), Cleveland
2,941 tickets available from $94 (http://www.stubhub.com/cleveland-browns-tickets-cleveland-browns-cleveland-firstenergy-stadium-10-9-2016/event/9566685/?gcid=C12289x445&keyword=cleveland+browns)



http://a.espncdn.com/combiner/i?img=/i/teamlogos/nfl/500/scoreboard/phi.png&h=50 (http://www.espn.com/nfl/team/_/name/phi)
Philadelphia PHI
http://a.espncdn.com/combiner/i?img=/i/teamlogos/nfl/500/scoreboard/det.png&h=50 (http://www.espn.com/nfl/team/_/name/det)
Detroit DET
12:00 PM (http://www.espn.com/nfl/game?gameId=400874533)
FOX
Ford Field (http://www.espn.com/nfl/team/stadium/_/name/det), Detroit
5,529 tickets available from $32 (http://www.stubhub.com/detroit-lions-tickets-detroit-lions-detroit-ford-field-10-9-2016/event/9566176/?gcid=C12289x445&keyword=detroit+lions)



http://a.espncdn.com/combiner/i?img=/i/teamlogos/nfl/500/scoreboard/chi.png&h=50 (http://www.espn.com/nfl/team/_/name/chi)
Chicago CHI
http://a.espncdn.com/combiner/i?img=/i/teamlogos/nfl/500/scoreboard/ind.png&h=50 (http://www.espn.com/nfl/team/_/name/ind)
Indianapolis IND
12:00 PM (http://www.espn.com/nfl/game?gameId=400874548)
FOX
Lucas Oil Stadium (http://www.espn.com/nfl/team/stadium/_/name/ind), Indianapolis
1,105 tickets available from $128 (http://www.stubhub.com/indianapolis-colts-tickets-indianapolis-colts-indianapolis-lucas-oil-stadium-10-9-2016/event/9566618/?gcid=C12289x445&keyword=indianapolis+colts)



http://a.espncdn.com/combiner/i?img=/i/teamlogos/nfl/500/scoreboard/ten.png&h=50 (http://www.espn.com/nfl/team/_/name/ten)
Tennessee TEN
http://a.espncdn.com/combiner/i?img=/i/teamlogos/nfl/500/scoreboard/mia.png&h=50 (http://www.espn.com/nfl/team/_/name/mia)
Miami MIA
12:00 PM (http://www.espn.com/nfl/game?gameId=400874581)
CBS
Hard Rock Stadium (http://www.espn.com/nfl/team/stadium/_/name/mia), Miami
4,773 tickets available from $27 (http://www.stubhub.com/miami-dolphins-tickets-miami-dolphins-miami-gardens-sun-life-stadium-10-9-2016/event/9566575/?gcid=C12289x445&keyword=miami+dolphins)



http://a.espncdn.com/combiner/i?img=/i/teamlogos/nfl/500/scoreboard/wsh.png&h=50 (http://www.espn.com/nfl/team/_/name/wsh)
Washington WSH
http://a.espncdn.com/combiner/i?img=/i/teamlogos/nfl/500/scoreboard/bal.png&h=50 (http://www.espn.com/nfl/team/_/name/bal)
Baltimore BAL
12:00 PM (http://www.espn.com/nfl/game?gameId=400874590)
FOX
M&T Bank Stadium (http://www.espn.com/nfl/team/stadium/_/name/bal), Baltimore
1,820 tickets available from $133 (http://www.stubhub.com/baltimore-ravens-tickets-baltimore-ravens-baltimore-m-t-bank-stadium-10-9-2016/event/9566607/?gcid=C12289x445&keyword=baltimore+ravens)



http://a.espncdn.com/combiner/i?img=/i/teamlogos/nfl/500/scoreboard/hou.png&h=50 (http://www.espn.com/nfl/team/_/name/hou)
Houston HOU
http://a.espncdn.com/combiner/i?img=/i/teamlogos/nfl/500/scoreboard/min.png&h=50 (http://www.espn.com/nfl/team/_/name/min)
Minnesota MIN
12:00 PM (http://www.espn.com/nfl/game?gameId=400874595)
CBS
U.S. Bank Stadium, Minneapolis
3,884 tickets available from $131 (http://www.stubhub.com/minnesota-vikings-tickets-minnesota-vikings-minneapolis-us-bank-stadium-10-9-2016/event/9566822/?gcid=C12289x445&keyword=minnesota+vikings)



http://a.espncdn.com/combiner/i?img=/i/teamlogos/nfl/500/scoreboard/nyj.png&h=50 (http://www.espn.com/nfl/team/_/name/nyj)
New York NYJ
http://a.espncdn.com/combiner/i?img=/i/teamlogos/nfl/500/scoreboard/pit.png&h=50 (http://www.espn.com/nfl/team/_/name/pit)
Pittsburgh PIT
12:00 PM (http://www.espn.com/nfl/game?gameId=400874602)
CBS
Heinz Field (http://www.espn.com/nfl/team/stadium/_/name/pit), Pittsburgh
1,458 tickets available from $150 (http://www.stubhub.com/pittsburgh-steelers-tickets-pittsburgh-steelers-pittsburgh-heinz-field-10-9-2016/event/9566644/?gcid=C12289x445&keyword=pittsburgh+steelers)



http://a.espncdn.com/combiner/i?img=/i/teamlogos/nfl/500/scoreboard/atl.png&h=50 (http://www.espn.com/nfl/team/_/name/atl)
Atlanta ATL
http://a.espncdn.com/combiner/i?img=/i/teamlogos/nfl/500/scoreboard/den.png&h=50 (http://www.espn.com/nfl/team/_/name/den)
Denver DEN
3:05 PM (http://www.espn.com/nfl/game?gameId=400874607)
FOX
Sports Authority Field at Mile High (http://www.espn.com/nfl/team/stadium/_/name/den), Denver
1,923 tickets available from $145 (http://www.stubhub.com/denver-broncos-tickets-denver-broncos-denver-sports-authority-field-at-mile-high-10-9-2016/event/9566706/?gcid=C12289x445&keyword=denver+broncos)



http://a.espncdn.com/combiner/i?img=/i/teamlogos/nfl/500/scoreboard/cin.png&h=50 (http://www.espn.com/nfl/team/_/name/cin)
Cincinnati CIN
http://a.espncdn.com/combiner/i?img=/i/teamlogos/nfl/500/scoreboard/dal.png&h=50 (http://www.espn.com/nfl/team/_/name/dal)
Dallas DAL
3:25 PM (http://www.espn.com/nfl/game?gameId=400874630)
CBS
AT&T Stadium (http://www.espn.com/nfl/team/stadium/_/name/dal), Arlington
5,504 tickets available from $38 (http://www.stubhub.com/dallas-cowboys-tickets-dallas-cowboys-arlington-at-t-stadium-10-9-2016/event/9566669/?gcid=C12289x445&keyword=dallas+cowboys)



http://a.espncdn.com/combiner/i?img=/i/teamlogos/nfl/500/scoreboard/buf.png&h=50 (http://www.espn.com/nfl/team/_/name/buf)
Buffalo BUF
http://a.espncdn.com/combiner/i?img=/i/teamlogos/nfl/500/scoreboard/la.png&h=50 (http://www.espn.com/nfl/team/_/name/la)
Los Angeles LA
3:25 PM (http://www.espn.com/nfl/game?gameId=400874633)
CBS
Los Angeles Memorial Coliseum (http://www.espn.com/nfl/team/stadium/_/name/la), Los Angeles
7,770 tickets available from $70 (http://www.stubhub.com/los-angeles-rams-tickets-los-angeles-rams-los-angeles-los-angeles-memorial-sports-arena-and-coliseum-10-9-2016/event/9566808/?gcid=C12289x445&keyword=los+angeles+rams)



http://a.espncdn.com/combiner/i?img=/i/teamlogos/nfl/500/scoreboard/sd.png&h=50 (http://www.espn.com/nfl/team/_/name/sd)
San Diego SD
http://a.espncdn.com/combiner/i?img=/i/teamlogos/nfl/500/scoreboard/oak.png&h=50 (http://www.espn.com/nfl/team/_/name/oak)
Oakland OAK
3:25 PM (http://www.espn.com/nfl/game?gameId=400874636)
CBS
Oakland Coliseum (http://www.espn.com/nfl/team/stadium/_/name/oak), Oakland
2,348 tickets available from $129 (http://www.stubhub.com/oakland-raiders-tickets-oakland-raiders-oakland-oakland-coliseum-10-9-2016/event/9566725/?gcid=C12289x445&keyword=oakland+raiders)



http://a.espncdn.com/combiner/i?img=/i/teamlogos/nfl/500/scoreboard/nyg.png&h=50 (http://www.espn.com/nfl/team/_/name/nyg)
New York NYG
http://a.espncdn.com/combiner/i?img=/i/teamlogos/nfl/500/scoreboard/gb.png&h=50 (http://www.espn.com/nfl/team/_/name/gb)
Green Bay GB
7:30 PM (http://www.espn.com/nfl/game?gameId=400874640)
NBC
Lambeau Field (http://www.espn.com/nfl/team/stadium/_/name/gb), Green Bay
2,347 tickets available from $142 (http://www.stubhub.com/green-bay-packers-tickets-green-bay-packers-green-bay-lambeau-field-10-9-2016/event/9566753/?gcid=C12289x445&keyword=green+bay+packers)




Monday, October 10



matchup

time (CT)
nat tv
location
tickets


http://a.espncdn.com/combiner/i?img=/i/teamlogos/nfl/500/scoreboard/tb.png&h=50 (http://www.espn.com/nfl/team/_/name/tb)
Tampa Bay TB
http://a.espncdn.com/combiner/i?img=/i/teamlogos/nfl/500/scoreboard/car.png&h=50 (http://www.espn.com/nfl/team/_/name/car)
Carolina CAR
7:30 PM (http://www.espn.com/nfl/game?gameId=400874648)
http://a.espncdn.com/redesign/assets/img/logos/networks/[email protected] (http://www.espn.com/espntv/onair/index)
http://a.espncdn.com/redesign/assets/img/logos/networks/[email protected] (http://www.espn.com/watchespn/index/_/gameId/400874648/sport/football/lang/en)
Bank of America Stadium (http://www.espn.com/nfl/team/stadium/_/name/car), Charlotte
4,751 tickets available from $56 (http://www.stubhub.com/carolina-panthers-tickets-carolina-panthers-charlotte-bank-of-america-stadium-10-10-2016/event/9566755/?gcid=C12289x445&keyword=carolina+panthers)







BYES: KC, JAX, NOLA, Seattle



Featuring: The return of Tom Brady... DeMarcus Lawrence, Marcell Dareus most notworthy players. As a yogurt bonus, Josh Gordon and Billy Vegas (lol).


Over-Under: Patriots 50 points?


Matchup of the Week: Falcons @ Broncos... Best Offense vs Best Defense... which will triumph?


Arizona and Carolina have relatively easy division opponents, but must win this week or their season goes down the shitter.

[UNT Eagles 2016]

PICKS (40-23 overall, 6-9 [argh!] week 4):

(2-2 surprise picks, 4-0 safety picks)

AZ @ SF (if they lose again, it's the last time I'm picking them, dammit!)
NE @ CLE (safety pick)
PHI @ DET
CHI @ IND
TEN @ MIA (Might be MIA @ TEN due to Hurricane Matthew threat)
WAS @ BAL (surprise pick)
HOU @ MIN
NYJ @ PIT
ATL @ DEN
CIN @ DAL
BUF @ LA
SD @ OAK
NYG @ GB
TB @ CAR

[Chinook]

Thanks. As usual: http://506sports.com/nfl.php?yr=2016&wk=5



NFL TV Schedule and Maps: Week 5, 2016
October 9, 2016All listings are unofficial and subject to change. Check back often for updates.


NATIONAL BROADCASTS
Thursday Night: Arizona @ San Francisco (CBS; NFLN)
Sunday Night: NY Giants @ Green Bay (NBC)
Monday Night: Tampa Bay @ Carolina (ESPN)


CBS EARLY
http://506sports.com/2016/05-CBS-E.png
█ Anchorage AK | █ Fairbanks AK
█ Honolulu HI




█
NY Jets @ Pittsburgh
Ian Eagle, Dan Fouts


█
New England @ Cleveland
Greg Gumbel, Trent Green


█
Houston @ Minnesota
Spero Dedes, Solomon Wilcots


█
Tennessee @ Miami
Andrew Catalon, Steve Tasker, Steve Beuerlein


█
NO GAME due to local team at home on FOX


CBS LATE
http://506sports.com/2016/05-CBS-L.png
█ Anchorage AK | █ Fairbanks AK
█ Honolulu HI




█
Cincinnati @ Dallas
Jim Nantz, Phil Simms


█
San Diego @ Oakland
Tom McCarthy, Adam Archuleta


█
Buffalo @ Los Angeles
Kevin Harlan, Rich Gannon


█
NO GAME due to local team at home on FOX



FOX SINGLE
http://506sports.com/2016/05-FOX.png
█ Anchorage AK | █ Fairbanks AK
█ Honolulu HI




█
Chicago @ Indianapolis
Joe Buck, Troy Aikman


█
Philadelphia @ Detroit
Thom Brennaman, Charles Davis, Chris Spielman


█
Washington @ Baltimore
Kenny Albert, Daryl Johnston


█
Atlanta @ Denver (LATE)
Chris Myers, John Lynch

[Avante]

A few gems in week 5

Vikes 7-0 ATS prior to a bye, 3-0 ATS vs Houston, that's a 10-0 trend.

Buff hasn't won back to back road games since 2009

Packers coming off a bye week the last 10 years 9-1 ATS.

[UNT Eagles 2016]

A few gems in week 5

Vikes 7-0 ATS prior to a bye, 3-0 ATS vs Houston, that's a 10-0 trend.

Buff hasn't won back to back road games since 2009

Packers coming off a bye week the last 10 years 9-1 ATS.

regardless of history or ATS, the point is that Brady is coming back and they're playing the Drowns. If they win by less than 3 touchdowns it's a huge failure.

[Avante]

regardless of history or ATS, the point is that Brady is coming back and they're playing the Drowns. If they win by less than 3 touchdowns it's a huge failure.

Would you believe....

Last time the Pats (9-3)played the Browns (4-8) 27-26 win for Pats, that was in 2013. In 2010 the Browns (2-5) beat the Pats(6-1) 34-14.

Hmmmm?

[UNT Eagles 2016]

Would you believe....

Last time the Pats (9-3)played the Browns (4-8) 27-26 win for Pats, that was in 2013. In 2010 the Browns (2-5) beat the Pats(6-1) 34-14.

Hmmmm?
I remember that 2013 game, that was the one Gronkowski got injured in early and missed the rest of that season and playoffs.

I didn't watch the NFL in 2010 past about week 4 so I have no memory there.

[Silver&Black]

Good thing Tampa vs. CAR is on Monday night. Gives Cam an extra day to recover...

God knows I don't want to play against Based Anderson.

[DD]

What's the O/U on the Bills-Rams game?

[The Gemini Method]

What's the O/U on the Bills-Rams game? O/U is 40

[johnsmith]

Bronco and Falcons gonna be a good one!

[johnsmith]

Should I start Big Ben or Brady?

I drafted Brady in the 8th round....I felt way smarter than I am when I did that.

[The Gemini Method]

Should I start Big Ben or Brady?

I drafted Brady in the 8th round....I felt way smarter than I am when I did that. Brady is going up against the woeful Browns secondary. I'd go with Brady.

[johnsmith]

Brady is going up against the woeful Browns secondary. I'd go with Brady.

I think so as well....he also has the tendency to skull fuck opponents after getting pissed off by the league.

[The Gemini Method]

I think so as well....he also has the tendency to skull fuck opponents after getting pissed off by the league. Yup. Also, when your coach (Hue Jackson) already shaking in his cleats = it'snot boding well for the Browns. I'm contemplating sitting OBJ. He hasn't done anything for me this ear. I don't have any alternative though. I'll ride one more week w/that primadonna.

[johnsmith]

Yup. Also, when your coach (Hue Jackson) already shaking in his cleats = it'snot boding well for the Browns. I'm contemplating sitting OBJ. He hasn't done anything for me this ear. I don't have any alternative though. I'll ride one more week w/that primadonna.

Bruh, I drafted OBJ and Dez Bryant thinking I was so set at receiver.....I'm only 2-2

[The Gemini Method]

Bruh, I drafted OBJ and Dez Bryant thinking I was so set at receiver.....I'm only 2-2 Damn. I am 3-1. I lost by a single point in week 1. Also have Allen Robinson and Keenan Allen (Initially). So I'm fortunate to be above .500 also because I took Mariota. Let's just say my QB is precarious in its production.

[johnsmith]

Damn. I am 3-1. I lost by a single point in week 1. Also have Allen Robinson and Keenan Allen (Initially). So I'm fortunate to be above .500 also because I took Mariota. Let's just say my QB is precarious in its production.

My receivers are killing me.

How many teams in your league? Certainly there's a decent qb out there for you?

[The Gemini Method]

My receivers are killing me.

How many teams in your league? Certainly there's a decent qb out there for you? It is a 12-team league. I have The Red Rifle as my back-up. I tried to pick up Carr, but the guy who dropped him is 0-4 and he had first picking and he got him back. haha. I'm considering Stafford.

[johnsmith]

It is a 12-team league. I have The Red Rifle as my back-up. I tried to pick up Carr, but the guy who dropped him is 0-4 and he had first picking and he got him back. haha. I'm considering Stafford.

You should think about picking up Paxton lynch and stashing him for when Semien inevitably gets hurt.

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

Good thing Tampa vs. CAR is on Monday night. Gives Cam an extra day to recover...

God knows I don't want to play against Based Anderson.

That's who you will be getting. Much better match for your team IMO. Anderson might put some numbers up, but it's been a long time since he's had a bad game. He's due for a stinker, and with our starting left tackle out with a concussion, this might just be the game.

We can't ask Anderson to keep up with Winston in a shootout, so we have to hope our corners stand tall. They aren't as bad as last week indicated.. they just couldn't stop Julio. We had no pass rush last week either, but that doesn't erase the fact that we have two of the best defensive tackles in the league.

[The Gemini Method]

You should think about picking up Paxton lynch and stashing him for when Semien inevitably gets hurt. I had thought about that, but a lesser team swooped up and got him last week.

[johnsmith]

That's who you will be getting. Much better match for your team IMO. Anderson might put some numbers up, but it's been a long time since he's had a bad game. He's due for a stinker, and with our starting left tackle out with a concussion, this might just be the game.

We can't ask Anderson to keep up with Winston in a shootout, so we have to hope our corners stand tall. They aren't as bad as last week indicated.. they just couldn't stop Julio. We had no pass rush last week either, but that doesn't erase the fact that we have two of the best defensive tackles in the league.

Cam is out for sure?

[Clipper Nation]

Anderson might put some numbers up, but it's been a long time since he's had a bad game. He's due for a stinker

:lmao You can't even hide how badly you want Anderson to fail since it will make $cam look better. Just admit that you're a player fan, not a Panthers fan.

[Avante]

:lmao You can't even hide how badly you want Anderson to fail since it will make $cam look better. Just admit that you're a player fan, not a Panthers fan.

Let's do this, ok?

I'll bet that Anderson sucks, ok? OBVIOUSLY...you disagree.

So let's see who knows their stuff, ok grumpy?

[Clipper Nation]

Let's do this, ok?

I'll bet that Anderson sucks, ok? OBVIOUSLY...you disagree.

So let's see who knows their stuff, ok grumpy?
You're a known welcher, fatty. Nobody will ever bet with you again.

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

For the record, I didn't say Anderson WILL suck. I said he was DUE to suck.

[Clipper Nation]

For the record, I didn't say Anderson WILL suck. I said he was DUE to suck.
Translation: You WANT him to suck, because you're a player fan, not a team fan.

[Avante]

You're a known welcher, fatty. Nobody will ever bet with you again.

Well here's what I will be doing then, after your hero Derek Anderson totally sucks I will poke fun at your dumbass every chance I get, you got that half pint?

We need his new nickname, how about....."Awful" Anderson.....cool?

[Clipper Nation]

Well here's what I will be doing then, after your hero Derek Anderson totally sucks I will poke fun at your dumbass every chance I get, you got that half pint?

We need his new nickname, how about....."Awful" Anderson.....cool?
Nobody cares, fatass.

[Avante]

Translation: You WANT him to suck, because you're a player fan, not a team fan.

That coming from a guy who had a pole about Derek Anderson vs "Cum" Newton?

Oh hell yes, no player fandom there.

Amazing ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

[Avante]

Nobody cares, fatass.

Something tells me if somehow/someway Anderson played great it would be....

Midget....HEY AVANTE, see see see what did I tell your dumbass faggot, you were WRONG YIPPPPPPPEEEEE YAHOOOOOOOOOOO.

If he sucks and he will, then nobody cares, ha~~~~~~~~~~ You're a funny little shit.

[spurraider21]

so Clipper Nation are we doing our typical 1 week sig/avy bet?

[Clipper Nation]

so Clipper Nation (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=28500) are we doing our typical 1 week sig/avy bet?

:lol Hell no. I'll restart the bet when we stop tanking and both teams are on an even playing field.

[Avante]

My Niners totally suck, but...

Historically speaking they are a far better Oct team than the Cards. The worst month for the Cards has been Oct.

Sept 37
Oct 36
Nov 46
Dec 49

Niners in Oct....56

Niners at home AGAIN on a short week. Cards are 1-7 ATS their last 8 on TNF, now add the Drew Stanton factor. I do like this "spot" and will back my Niners SU. We have to go back to 2008 to find my Niners losing back to back home games.

Cards are also 0-6 ATS on MNF, so that is a 13-1 trend telling us they are like the Bengals, not prime time players.

Yes I know Bowman is done. Usually that first week when a back up gets his shot he plays pretty good, he's stoked. But as time goes on we see why he was a back up.

[UNT Eagles 2016]

Bruh, I drafted OBJ and Dez Bryant thinking I was so set at receiver.....I'm only 2-2
Dez is awful for fantasy. The Cowboys primarily use him as a decoy and he has a tendency to drop deep balls. Most of his catches are 15 yards or less

[UNT Eagles 2016]

For the record, I didn't say Anderson WILL suck. I said he was DUE to suck.
I remember Derek Anderson. He was pretty good for us back in 2001 before he got injured by that fake tough guy Juwan Howard. Then he bolted and never was any good thereafter.

[DD]

Bills win 37-10

[Silver&Black]

Krapernick gonna get some PT tonight?

[Trill Clinton]

this is some ugly qb play tonight. i wish the nfl figures out a way to improve these thursday night games.

[HarlemHeat37]

this is some ugly qb play tonight. i wish the nfl figures out a way to improve these thursday night games.

:lol I usually don't watch TNF games(this is my first of the season), but I knew I'd be home tonight, so I bet on a bunch of props to make the game watchable(all unders)..

This might be the worst QB duel I've ever seen..

[Clipper Nation]

Blaine Godbert :worthy:

Pissing Media off and keeping Krappernick on the bench :worthy:

[JoeTait75]

I remember Derek Anderson. He was pretty good for us back in 2001 before he got injured by that fake tough guy Juwan Howard. Then he bolted and never was any good thereafter.

That Derek Anderson got hurt if he stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.

[JoeTait75]

This might be the worst QB duel I've ever seen..

In a game that doesn't involve the Browns?

[Clipper Nation]

Godbert just calmly leading the Niners down the field while Krappernick watches from the bench.

[Avante]

Y.A.Tittle, Joe Montana, Steve Young, all in the HOF and now a skinny freak standing on the sideline watching a 100% joke, these really are the worst of times for Niners fans. What team has had more HOFers play for the franchise, and now this, damn~~~~

I think this needs to be said courtesy of Carlos Hyde.

What is with these blacks guys and all those stupid/idiotic antics? Don't they get it at all? And we do see....hey they can run, so I'm stuck....from coachs/owners.

Sheesh~~~

[Thread]

Y.A.Tittle, Joe Montana, Steve Young, all in the HOF and now a skinny freak standing on the sideline watching a 100% joke, these really are the worst of times for Niners fans. What team has had more HOFers play for the franchise, and now this, damn~~~~

I think this needs to be said courtesy of Carlos Hyde.

What is with these blacks guys and all those stupid/idiotic antics? Don't they get it at all? And we do see....hey they can run, so I'm stuck....from coachs/owners.

Sheesh~~~

That's it, and that's all.

[UNT Eagles 2016]

Gabbert hasn't been bad at all lately since being crushed in Seattle.

[leemajors]

Gabbert hasn't been bad at all lately since being crushed in Seattle.

9-21 as a starter. That's pretty fucking bad.

[UNT Eagles 2016]

9-21 as a starter. That's pretty fucking bad.

Keyword "lately"

[Trill Clinton]

Keyword "lately"

When is lately? Dude has been trash all year

784245370805071872

[UNT Eagles 2016]

When is lately? Dude has been trash all year

784245370805071872He had a good first qarter last weekend and a decent game yesterday

[DD]

Panthers cut DB Bene Benwikere after the Julio Jones debacle...missing Josh Norman much?

[DD]

Parlayed:

Jets +14.5
Dolphins (-2.5)
Patriots -3.5

[TheCultOfPersonality]

:lol The Browns tackling. Or lack thereof.

[jeebus]

God looks pretty good so far with no signs of rust.

[Silver&Black]

That Big Ben throw was on the $$$.

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Brandon Marshall drops wide open catch.

[Silver&Black]

H:lolust:loln

[Clipper Nation]

Cody Kessler > Cum Newton and Struggle Wilson

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Eagles defense look like crap.

[jeebus]

Cody Kessler > Cum Newton and Struggle Wilson
Carolina could send out one of the dead dogs from Michael Vick's reign of terror and it'd still do a better job that Cum.

[TheCultOfPersonality]

None of the Browns defenders even knew that Martellis Bennett was on the field. He was so wide open that he walked into the end zone.

[Raven]

this brady fella, he seems pretty good

[Holden_Caulfield]

Fuck time warner

[Raven]

Hightower just finished Kessler's season

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Brady doing to the Browns what we all expected. At least this time the Browns knew where Martellis Bennett was.

[jeebus]

God is in Brady mode imo.

[DD]

Titans could have two 100-yard rushers today...smh Miami

[jeebus]

Browns. :monkeyball isn't a viable option you cucks.

[Raven]

yeah, i mean that pryor run was really unpredictable :lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

[Pelicans78]

:lol Texans

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Lions offense continuing to crap all over the Eagles' defense.

[Raven]

dat deep ball

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Fitzpatrick threw that ball right into the Steelers defender hands but he bobbled it and Brandon Marshall ended up catching it for a TD.

[TheCultOfPersonality]

So the Browns finally stop the Patriots.

[Will Hunting]

I fear for benefactor's liver

[TheCultOfPersonality]

:lol Texans

[Raven]

to be fair, watt is out for the season, so...

[Clipper Nation]

Assweiler is trash.

[TheCultOfPersonality]

The terrible Titans offense has score a season high 21 points and it's not even halftime.

:lmaoDolphins.

[DD]

Ryan Tannehill has one of the longest leashes of the modern era

[jeebus]

Brady da GAWD

[TheCultOfPersonality]

3 touchdowns for Martellis Bennett, 2 of them te defense had no idea where he was.

[DD]

Plenty of time for Brady to get 500 yds

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Stafford lost the ball with absolutely no contract. :lmao

[Clipper Nation]

Assweiler is trash.

[Robz4000]

:lmao Mosley

[Trainwreck2100]

the fuck was that houston

[jeebus]

:cry Clipboard Jesus :cry

[TheCultOfPersonality]

:lmao Dolphins
:lmao Allowing 30 points that crappy Titans offense
:lmao Making Mariota look like Tom Brady

[Clipper Nation]

Hoyer the Destroyer! :wow

[spurraider21]

luck has played a hell of a game

[jeebus]

Hoyer the Destroyer! :wow

:cry what about Cutler and his 17 year deal to stay with da Beeears until he's 48?

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Team leader T.Y. Hilton does it again for the Colts.

[Clipper Nation]

Same old Ryan Mathews. Fumblefaggot as usual.

[Mal]

Why Pitt is stoping the fucking clock

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Colts defense coming through.

[Will Hunting]

Same old Ryan Mathews. Fumblefaggot as usual.
:lol Philly going back to him after every other runner they have looked better two weeks ago

[DD]

Ben is taking the Jets to the bathroo...err woodshed

[jeebus]

:lmao the browns organization

[TheCultOfPersonality]

:lolColts defender had Miller wrapped up and still couldn't stop him.

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Congrat to Carson Wentz on his first interception of his career.

[Clipper Nation]

:lol Philly going back to him after every other runner they have looked better two weeks ago
It's amazing how that scrub can still sucker teams out of money and playing time. He's terrible, especially in clutch moments.

[DD]

man Flacco needed that...

[DD]

ugh...nvm they reversed it

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Frank Gore with the dagger.

[Raven]

piece of garbage wallace... forever overrated

[DD]

:loljesus christ what an embarrassing loss for Baltimore. I'd take the 2000 Ravens offense with that 5-game dry stretch over this one

[Chinook]

:loljesus christ what an embarrassing loss for Baltimore. I'd take the 2000 Ravens offense with that 5-game dry stretch over this one

I think Flacco is shook. I know he didn't have protection, but he can't play like that for most of the game. Where's beat-up Jake Long when you need him?

[Silver&Black]

Frank Gore with the dagger.

+ Passed Jim Brown in rushing yards today.

[Raven]

matt ryan isn't kidding ... i guess he only has a few more weeks until his whole offensive line goes out for the season, as they always do..

[DD]

I think Flacco is shook. I know he didn't have protection, but he can't play like that for most of the game. Where's beat-up Jake Long when you need him?

The OC and the QB deserve the blame. Did Terence West get injured?--if not, why go away from him when the line is run-blocking well? It's a mess, 5 weeks in a row of anemic offense...they need a drastic change now before the season is lost

[Silver&Black]

BTW...thank you Big Ben.

The only reason my fantasy team is doing so well.

[Clipper Nation]

If the Raiders don't skullfuck this team by 40, they should just contract the franchise.

[Silver&Black]

:wow Zeke :wow

[spurraider21]

If the Raiders don't skullfuck this team by 40, they should just contract the franchise.
:cry

[Silver&Black]

Antonio Gates with da fumble. Awful ball security...

[Clipper Nation]

:cry
:lol Scurred of the Chargers' tank job paying off down the road

[johnsmith]

Broncos don't look like they're prepared at all.

[Clipper Nation]

God (aka Bosa) almost got to Carr Wreck on his first NFL snap :lol

[Clipper Nation]

:lmao Fagano is literally having a practice-squad player cover Cooper one-on-one. This team is a joke.

[TheCultOfPersonality]

3rd and 19, Tyrod Taylor runs and gets a 1st downs

[Clipper Nation]

Fagano already pulling Bosa out and playing 7 yards off in the RZ... pathetic.

[spurtech09]

Bengals have a solid D line....Cowboys have to throw the ball today...

[JoeTait75]

Fuck 'em up, Zeke.

[TheCultOfPersonality]

What a TD pass by Tyrod Taylor

[DD]

Nice drive by Tyrod...some key 3rd down throws and an awesome 3rd-and-19 run

[spurtech09]

TW having a sold game so far....

[spurtech09]

awww illegal shift....that was a sweet TD.....

[Clipper Nation]

:lmao Pathetic.

[spurraider21]

:lmao syphilis rivers
:lmao chargers franchise
:lmao chargers fanbase

[TheCultOfPersonality]

I hate that they're playing political ads during football game commercials. Especially when I dislike both of these Turd Sandwiches.

[spurtech09]

Dak with the TD!!!!!!!!!!!!!SWWWWWEEEEEEEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!

[Clipper Nation]

:lmao Raiders

[Clipper Nation]

:lmao Jizz and McCuck

[DD]

goddamnit our XP's are never automatic

[spurtech09]

Bengals starting to move the ball.....

[Clipper Nation]

:lol Same old Raiders.

[spurtech09]

Cowboys are rolling.....

[Clipper Nation]

Fagano just leaving corners on an island all day.

[DD]

Amari Cooper better get in the endzone today...I'm sick of that faggot Crabtree poaching all his scores

[Mal]

Can Dallas choke this ? Or Dak isnt Romo ?

[chunticakes]

Fagano just leaving corners on an island all day.

I have Gordon on my fantasy team. How the fuck does he only have 0.70 points?!

[Clipper Nation]

The Raiders are truly pathetic.

[Clipper Nation]

:lol Craptree

[Clipper Nation]

Philbilly with the arm punt.

[Clipper Nation]

Carr Wreck = Bosa's bitch for life.

[DD]

Shady is having a great year so far, hopefully he can stay healthy. He's still the shiftiest niftiest back imo

[leemajors]

Fuck 'em up, Zeke.

:tu he's seeing things a lot better now

[Clipper Nation]

MattVP Ryan!

[Raven]

great gameplan from atlanta.. i think they got this ..

[spurtech09]

Cowboys d is stepping up......Zeke with the long run TD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mal]

Elliott

:lmao Benguls

[spurtech09]

WOW!!!!!COWBOYS looking very gooooood!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Clipper Nation]

:lmao Raiders

[spurtech09]

Cowboys D stepping up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[DD]

FINALLY!!!!!!!!

[Raven]

Sanu :lmao

[Raven]

Amari Cooper is the dude...

[spurtech09]

The only one that can stop the Cowboys is Tony Romo......If Dak is still playing well by the time Romo returns I say keep playing Dak.......Cowboys are rolling with Dak......Romo needs to retire....

[Hoops Czar]

Taylor will never be anything more than a middling NFL QB.

[Silver&Black]

There is the big play the Bills needed...

[jeebus]

:lmao dumbass coon Williams tried to get the fumble and run with it instead of covering it up.

[Silver&Black]

Dak's first fumble...ugh.

[spurtech09]

AAWWWWW Dak fumbles.....Daks first mistake.....

[spurtech09]

Dak's first fumble...ugh.I know.....O well no one is perfect.....

[spurtech09]

Bengals finally score.

[Silver&Black]

Jack del Rio has huge balls, tbh.

(Still don't like that decision though)

[Clipper Nation]

Same old Chargers.

[Clipper Nation]

Kaser doing what aggy does.

[Hoops Czar]

Undisciplined POS's

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Jack del Rio has huge balls, tbh.

Yep.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CuXEGccUEAA_mgu.jpg

[Silver&Black]

Make a fucking decision ref...

[Clipper Nation]

Cooper is a retard. You should know where the lines are on a football field as a pro.

[Silver&Black]

"After a brief conversation"

:lol Gene

[Silver&Black]

Yep.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CuXEGccUEAA_mgu.jpg

:tu

:lmao

[spurtech09]

Bengals score again.....28-14...Cowboys offense playing conservative ever since the Dak fumble....Keep playing aggressive........Cowboys need to score again just to show Dak what he has...

[jeebus]

Bengals score again.....28-14...Cowboys offense playing conservative ever since the Dak fumble....Keep playing aggressive........Cowboys need to score again just to show Dak what he has...
They're the cuckboys. They'll find a way to choke and lose.

[spurtech09]

Cowboys needed that first down...

[Clipper Nation]

:lmao If the Raiders manage to outchoke the Chargers in the 4th quarter...

[Chris]

TD Bills gg

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Another great touchdown pass by Tyrod Taylor in this game.

[Clipper Nation]

:lmao If the Raiders manage to outchoke the Chargers in the 4th quarter...

[Clipper Nation]

:lmao Raiders

[Chris]

LMAO CHARGERS

[BanditHiro]

lol omg

[Chris]

botched snap faggotry :lol

[Silver&Black]

:lmao Chargers

:lol :rollin :lmao :rollin :lol

[TheCultOfPersonality]

:lmao Chargers

[LkrFan]

:lmao If the Raiders manage to outchoke the Chargers in the 4th quarter...

Go Raiders!!!

[chunticakes]

God damn son. :lol Chargers :lol

[SanAntonioSpurs23]

Holy fuck :lol :lol :lol Chargers

[BanditHiro]

lol not going for it on 4th and inches.

[Hoops Czar]

Chargers are the Clippers 2.0.

[Clipper Nation]

Kaser doing what aggy does.

[RD2191]

Damn, chargers. :lol

[Monostradamus]

:lmao If the Raiders manage to outchoke the Chargers in the 4th quarter...
:lol

[Clipper Nation]

This franchise is truly pathetic, from top to bottom. Unreal.

[Chris]

ze Kaiser with the bads

[spurraider21]

:lmao If the Raiders manage to outchoke the Chargers in the 4th quarter...


:lmao Raiders
:lmao biggest dipshit on spurstalk

[Silver&Black]

lol not going for it on 4th and inches.

The field goal was 100% the correct decision...

[Chris]

:lol

[Clipper Nation]

:lmao biggest dipshit on spurstalk
Real talk: the Raiders should have throttled this team. We suck, the Raiders are supposed to be good.

[Silver&Black]

:wow Raiders 4-1

[Arcadian]

:lol chargers

[jeebus]

https://scontent.fsnc1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/t31.0-8/s960x960/14543773_1262269057153113_4104256094097906510_o.jp g

[UNT Eagles 2016]

I got laid in the shower and my team won big... great day overall.


Bad thing is, I had to cough up $34.98 at Walmart Pharmacy for an emergency contraceptive because we weren't using a condom. Piece of shit.

[Spurtacular]

NBA in preseason, and the MNF game is f'ing Bucs and Panthers. Well, it could be fun if the Bucs embarrass Cum Newton further, I guess.

[spurraider21]

Chinook you still think mccoy is a bad running back?

[Avante]

:lmao Raiders

Yep, nothing funnier than the 4-1 Raiders beating the 1-4 Chargers.

Dude, have you EVER got anything right?

[Avante]

Talking about how Shady McCoy just doesn't have it anymore, ha~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

How's my boy Terrence West doing?

Hopefully some of you who get all excited after TWO-THREE weeks are figuring it out.....SLOW DOWN, GIVE THINGS SOME TIME~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Yes now is the time, not after a few weeks, ok?

Buffalo totally sucked at 0-2, now they are 3-2. The Niners kick ass on the Rams in week one, now...Rams 3-2 Niners 1-4.

If Prescott plays as he's been playing you don't mess things up bringing Romo back in.


As of right now.

NFC

1.Vikes
2.Falcons
3.Seahawks
4.Packers
5.Eagles

Cowboys?

AFC

1.Pats
2.Steelers
3.Broncos
4.Raiders
5.Ah...hmmmm?

The NFC with far more decent teams. No Browns, Jags, Doiphins, Titans, Jets, just my Niners:depressed

Ezekial Elliott like Todd Gurley was a stud HS 110 hurdler. Which is the perfect track event for any running backs. The best of that breed would be the great Hugh "King" McElhenny. the HOFer was a Cali state hurdles champion. While Elliott has some serious jets he's not as fast as Tony Dorsett or Herschel Walker, but far faster than Emmitt Smith.

Not as good as record....Eagles
Not as bad as record.....Bengals

Points scored/Given up

score 167 given up 145....16 over 14 equals +2

Eagles + 6
Vikes +5
Pats +4
Broncos +4
Falcons +3
Cowboys +3
Bills +3
Cards +2
Raiders +1
Ravens +1
Saints + 1
Seahawks +1
Packers +1
Believe it or not, Chargers + 1

Everyone else at minus the Browns the worst at - 5

[Mal]

NBA in preseason, and the MNF game is f'ing Bucs and Panthers. Well, it could be fun if the Bucs embarrass Cum Newton further, I guess.

Only by getting rekt by Anderson. Newton is out.

[Mal]

oh fuck Chargers :lmao

[Chinook]

Chinook you still think mccoy is a bad running back?

No idea how he played yesterday.

[Spurtacular]

Only by getting rekt by Anderson. Newton is out.

Well, that takes the fun out of it. Anderson could play better and they won't take the job from Cum.

[DD]

Guess who's still on the weed?

Dolphins' OT Laremy Tunsil "slipped in the shower," and injured his ankle four hours prior to yesterday's game...he's still listed as day-to-day.

[chunticakes]

Guess who's still on the weed?

Dolphins' OT Laremy Tunsil "slipped in the shower," and injured his ankle four hours prior to yesterday's game...he's still listed as day-to-day.

It always amazes me how these players are willing to risk their careers over weed. I mean why not wait until the off season? Why risk losing millions when you can retire by 35 and smoke that shit the rest of your life?!

If you're gonna do anything during the season make it alcohol and coke. That's the professional's drug right there, tbh...

[Silver&Black]

The ratings tonight are going to be atrocious.

ST will watch though. A lot of people rooting for Answerson. Guess me and N0 Lyf3 ScRub will be the only two rooting for the Bucs.

[Silver&Black]

:lol Ginn Jr.

[Holden_Caulfield]

lol damn broncos really destroyed this franchise

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

This team is a dumpster fire.

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

Thank God Tampa is a dumpster fire too... senseless penalties

[spurraider21]

SuperCam

[Silver&Black]

3rd and 1 in the red zone

:lol False start
:lol Delay of game

FML

[Clipper Nation]

lol damn broncos really destroyed this franchise

Cum Newton destroyed that franchise. They went all-in on a gimmick and the rest is history.

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

The ratings tonight are going to be atrocious.

ST will watch though. A lot of people rooting for Answerson. Guess me and N0 Lyf3 ScRub will be the only two rooting for the Bucs.

Hell nah bro. I'm pulling for my man DA. I'm not a player fan.. I want a SB win.

[chunticakes]

LOL that kicker.

[Silver&Black]

:lmao Our Kicker

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

:lmao Our Kicker

give em time. He's clearly thinking too much.

[spurraider21]

they need to cut him... srs

for kickers its all mental. he's done. it's like when tiger woods declined. it was immediately over

[Clipper Nation]

Hell nah bro. I'm pulling for my man DA. I'm not a player fan.. I want a SB win.

:wow

[chunticakes]

they need to cut him... srs

for kickers its all mental. he's done. it's like when tiger woods declined. it was immediately over

Kinda hard to do when you invest a 2nd and a 3rd on him.

[Clipper Nation]

:lmao Our Kicker

It could be worse - you could have drafted the worst punter in the history of the game, Drew Kaser.

[spurraider21]

It could be worse - you could have drafted the worst punter in the history of the game, Drew Kaser.
:lol that guys awesome

[Silver&Black]

Kinda hard to do when you invest a 2nd and a 3rd on him.

and 4th. Don't forget the 4th.

[Michael Jordan.]

:lmao Anderson

[Holden_Caulfield]

are the jags the best football team in florida? :lmao

[Clipper Nation]

are the jags the best football team in florida? :lmao
No team that loses to the Chargers can claim to be the best football team anywhere.

[Silver&Black]

Great football we're all seeing tonight

[UNT Eagles 2016]

are the jags the best football team in florida? :lmao

hurricane matthiew is.

[Silver&Black]

He can't miss this one? Can he?

[Silver&Black]

:lol Today's NFL kickers

[spurraider21]

gaNOPE

[Silver&Black]

Zero pass rush tonight.

[Silver&Black]

Throw the gotdamn ball.

[spurraider21]

note to tampa: greg olsen is kinda good at running and catching footballs

[Silver&Black]

We've got 11 dumb players on the field at the same time.

[Silver&Black]

Throw the gotdamn ball.

Thank you.

[UNT Eagles 2016]

kickers. lol