Obama Signs Executive Order Requiring Loser of Presidential Election to Leave Country

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http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/obama-signs-executive-order-requiring-loser-of-presidential-election-to-leave-country

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CLINTON HOPING TO GUARANTEE VICTORY BY INVITING TRUMP TO DEBATE

LAS VEGAS — In what is being denounced by Republicans as an “outrageous dirty trick,” Hillary Clinton is seeking to seal a victory in the third Presidential debate by inviting Donald Trump to attend.

The attention-grabbing invitation, which was widely seen as retaliation for the Trump campaign’s decision to invite President Obama’s estranged half brother, Malik, to the televised forum, sparked howls of protest from

Republicans, who charged that Clinton was trying to gain an unfair advantage in the contest.

But Clinton’s campaign chairman, John Podesta, defended the controversial invitation. “If they’re going to have Malik at the debate, then we’re going to have Donald Trump,” he said. “Two can play this game.”

Appearing on CNN, Trump’s campaign manager, Kellyanne Conway, blasted the Clinton campaign’s invitation of Trump as “a blatant ploy to rig the debate.”

“I know Hillary Clinton wants to try every trick in the book to win this debate, but inviting Donald Trump is really beyond the pale,” she said. “She should be ashamed of herself.”

http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/hillary-hoping-to-guarantee-victory-by-inviting-trump-to-debate?mbid=nl_101916%20Borowitz%20Newsletter%20(1 )&CNDID=43758549&spMailingID=9722962&spUserID=MTQzNTk4NzA3ODYzS0&spJobID=1021537255&spReportId=MTAyMTUzNzI1NQS2

[baseline bum]

Aw fuck, now ducks is posting Borowitz unfunny crap too?

[CosmicCowboy]

Aw fuck, now ducks is posting Borowitz unfunny crap too?

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[FromWayDowntown]

No shit. that guy sucks.

ducks? or Borowitz?

[DarrinS]

Aw fuck, now ducks is posting Borowitz unfunny crap too?

He's doing it wrong. The link is supposed to be obscured by font color and size.

[CosmicCowboy]

ducks? or Borowitz?

:lol

Borowitz

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[ducks]

Geez people can not take a joke