Diaw wants to try coffee from animal feces

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

Diaw talking about some weird shit. I remember someone saying Diaw was the worst smelling player in the NBA :lol

http://img.bleacherreport.net/img/article/media_slots/photos/002/558/916/hi-res-271edbe654d60480a53659933f079e1c_crop_north.jpg?w= 630&h=420&q=75


Boris Diaw is prepared to take his coffee obsession to the extreme.The Wall Street Journal's Ben Cohen (http://www.wsj.com/articles/the-nbas-most-caffeinated-team-plays-in-utah-1476895083) profiled the NBA (http://bleacherreport.com/nba) veteran's love for coffee. It's not unusual for an adult with a hectic work schedule to enjoy a caffeinated beverage.

Yet the new Utah Jazz (http://bleacherreport.com/utah-jazz) big man is a special kind of coffee nut. The kind who brings an espresso machine to the Grand Canyon:

The 34-year-old has spread his passion to teammates in Utah, not exactly a coffee haven.

Yet he's open to trying anything, as Cohen proved at the end of his piece:"Diaw's next pressing need is to try some of the world's most expensive coffee. It comes from coffee beans that have been digested, and then defecated, by cats and elephants.

'I heard about that,' Diaw said, 'and was like oh I gotta try it.'"

Wait, shouldn't that cost less? Or not exist at all? Diaw isn't the biggest Starbucks fan, but its coffee might be a safer bet.

[tonight...you]

Diaw talking about some weird shit. I remember someone saying Diaw was the worst smelling player in the NBA :lol

http://img.bleacherreport.net/img/article/media_slots/photos/002/558/916/hi-res-271edbe654d60480a53659933f079e1c_crop_north.jpg?w= 630&h=420&q=75
I heard of that Civet Shit Coffee... uh... no way, and I really like coffee.

[Seventyniner]

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[buttsR4rebounding]

Diaw talking about some weird shit. I remember someone saying Diaw was the worst smelling player in the NBA :lol

http://img.bleacherreport.net/img/article/media_slots/photos/002/558/916/hi-res-271edbe654d60480a53659933f079e1c_crop_north.jpg?w= 630&h=420&q=75

The French don't put as big an emphasis on bathing as Americans. Viva la difference!

[Chillen]

If I worked at a Starbucks I wouldn't want to help Diaw, seems like the real anal coffee taste type especially if he plans on drinking digested coffee from animals (yuck). Folgers is good enough for me, and I love to drink coffee.

[tonight...you]

If I worked at a Starbucks I wouldn't want to help Diaw, seems like the real anal coffee taste type especially if he plans on drinking digested coffee from animals (yuck). Folgers is good enough for me, and I love to drink coffee.
Bustelo's pretty badass, for cheap grounds, I find. That's always my emergency stuff. Otherwise I go to my local bean roaster. That way I know the beans are fresh and he doesn't charge that much.

[spursistan]

Dude is still in his walrus shape, he could be trying his own since he is going to be shitting the bed all season long with Jazz..

[tonight...you]

Think I'm going to go brew me some coffee now. Irish it up a little...

[DJR210]

:lol cat shit coffee
:lol OP
:lol catgate

[GSH]

He said he tried the second most expensive coffee, which is cold-brewed in used condoms, but it was just a little too tame for his tastes. But coffee straight from a cat's ass, along with some moldy cheese sounds perfect.

[SPURt]

I drink it if Timmy ate the coffee beans and crapped them out

[DJR210]

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn188/DJR210/BorisCatshitTea_zpsk9bgdvvb.png

[Chucho]

LOL, low class, bourgeois tools allowing their archaic minds to bind them to the limitations of, well, low class, bourgeois trash that wouldn't know the finer things in life if it raped.

[GSH]

LOL, low class, bourgeois tools allowing their archaic minds to bind them to the limitations of, well, low class, bourgeois trash that wouldn't know the finer things in life if it raped.


LMAO. I've got some really expensive peanuts and corn I'll sell you. Just PM me your PayPal info, and give me about 24 hours.

[Silver&Black]

:bobo

[spursistan]

This is supposed to be "contract year" Diaw :lol..Doesn't look like he is snapping out of his "too cool for basketball" attitude post-2014 on top of getting up in age..

[tonight...you]

He said he tried the second most expensive coffee, which is cold-brewed in used condoms, but it was just a little too tame for his tastes. But coffee straight from a cat's ass, along with some moldy cheese sounds perfect.

Lol!

http://data.whicdn.com/images/70180242/large.gif

[Chris]

Wait, shouldn't that cost less? Or not exist at all?

:lol

[Chris]

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn188/DJR210/BorisCatshitTea_zpsk9bgdvvb.png

:lol

[UNT Eagles 2016]

Fatbo is animal feces so no surprise.

[spurs10]

His rep on the Spurs outside of basketball was for having super-model-like girlfriends in every city. If there was an attractive stewardess he'd have their # by the end of the flight. I think Boris is doing just fine. :bobo

[tonight...you]

His rep on the Spurs outside of basketball was for having super-model-like girlfriends in every city. If there was an attractive stewardess he'd have their # by the end of the flight. I think Boris is doing just fine. :bobo
My best friend is a big-time wake boarder out there in the waters of Austin. Lake Travis, Lady Bird... those places. He saw that old boy multiple times and said he would hunt where you could see a bunch of boats were tied up and invade, like a true player. Even the guys that were there didn't mind that he was taking food off the menu, so to speak, in more than one way...

[tbdog]

It is meant to be very good coffee, buy absurdly expensive. It goes thought a huge cleaning process and is really a non issue. Heck, you know there are people out there that eat their umbilical cord?

[tonight...you]

It is meant to be very good coffee, buy absurdly expensive. It goes thought a huge cleaning process and is really a non issue. Heck, you know there are people out there that eat their umbilical cord?
Yeah... honestly, I think it's because of the beans going through the digestion process is the substitute for roasting, like we traditionally do, so the beans are "roasted" but the flavor is very different. They aren't roasted at all, in post harvest.

I'm sure that it was crazy prized, back in the day, and still is now, but maybe more for posterity and arrogant reasons, than before.

Nowadays, with all the flavoring technology we have at our employ, such a coffee is more for the purists with luxurious tastes and really... people who like to brag about having it, or having had it, because of it's rarity, exoticism and price.

[tbdog]

Yeah... honestly, I think it's because of the beans going through the digestion process is the substitute for roasting, like we traditionally do, so the beans are "roasted" but the flavor is very different. They aren't roasted at all, in post harvest.

I'm sure that it was crazy prized, back in the day, and still is now, but maybe more for posterity and arrogant reasons, than before.

Nowadays, with all the flavoring technology we have at our employ, such a coffee is more for the purists with luxurious tastes and really... people who like to brag about having it, or having had it, because of it's rarity, exoticism and price.

Just like wine. You can get some really good tasting wine. But some people want to drink that $300 bottle, because as listed above.

[tonight...you]

Just like wine. You can get some really good tasting wine. But some people want to drink that $300 bottle, because as listed above.
No better analogy needed... exactly. I can get a bottle of Apothic Red ($10), quality, quality red by the way, pour it in some early 1990's Conundrum (ten-15 times the price) bottle and 99 out of 100 people would cream their pants over it.
Just mind-set shit. Just us Jedi-ing ourselves, willingly.

[hater]

He helped us get a ring after Manu crashed the bus in 13. He can eat whatever da fuck he want

[spurs10]

My best friend is a big-time wake boarder out there in the waters of Austin. Lake Travis, Lady Bird... those places. He saw that old boy multiple times and said he would hunt where you could see a bunch of boats were tied up and invade, like a true player. Even the guys that were there didn't mind that he was taking food off the menu, so to speak, in more than one way... Ha..sounds about right! :bobo

[SAGirl]

My best friend is a big-time wake boarder out there in the waters of Austin. Lake Travis, Lady Bird... those places. He saw that old boy multiple times and said he would hunt where you could see a bunch of boats were tied up and invade, like a true player. Even the guys that were there didn't mind that he was taking food off the menu, so to speak, in more than one way...
You mean like this?
https://coedbc.files.wordpress.com/2014/06/boris-diaw-bachelorette-1.jpg?quality=88&w=527&h=393

Straight up old fashioned gigolo, trying cat piss coffee and shit lol

[tonight...you]

You mean like this?
https://coedbc.files.wordpress.com/2014/06/boris-diaw-bachelorette-1.jpg?quality=88&w=527&h=393

Straight up old fashioned gigolo, trying cat piss coffee and shit lol
Ha ha ha! Awesome find. I haven't lived in Austin in half a decade, but that's definitely Lake Travis.
All that limestone...

[Maddog]

Not really from a cat, but the Asian palm civet

http://todaysamachar.in/assets/cms/uploads/images/Article/OFF%20BEAT/civet.jpg

http://www.sallybernstein.com/beverages/coffee/kopi_luwak.jpg

[cool cat]

Glad we got rid of him before he went to shit.

[tonight...you]

Not really from a cat, but the Asian palm civet

http://todaysamachar.in/assets/cms/uploads/images/Article/OFF%20BEAT/civet.jpg

http://www.sallybernstein.com/beverages/coffee/kopi_luwak.jpg
I'm ready to brew that shit right here, right now! Let's get it on!!!

[GSH]

He helped us get a ring after Manu crashed the bus in 13. He can eat whatever da fuck he want


You're right about that. He led the team in assists in the Finals. Without him, there's no way the Spurs get that last ring, IMO. I think he could have easily have been considered the MVP of that series, but for sure he was under-appreciated.

I honestly don't care if he want's to drink coffee from beans that went through a civet cat's ass. But dayum. You have to wonder if he'd drink scotch after it's been filtered through a horse's kidneys. Ah, the finer things in life.