If each player was a mythical creature

[SpursforSix]

Tim Duncan is a majestic Pegasus unicorn that flies with rainbow wings and wears Mercury's slippers.

[tonight...you]

Tim Duncan is a majestic Pegasus unicorn that flies with rainbow wings and wears Mercury's slippers.
This should be a MSPaint, or photoshop thing... Not just words, but strong thread idea. Props... hopefully there will be some good shit.

[Thread]

Tim Duncan is a majestic Pegasus unicorn that flies with rainbow wings and wears Mercury's slippers.

& takes it up the ass.

[DMC]

& takes it up the ass.
But got away with it unlike the statue in front of your fucking home, Dale.

[Thread]

But got away with it unlike the statue in front of your fucking home, Dale.

I don't do statues in front of the house.

It's my religion.

[DMC]

I don't do statues in front of the house.

It's my religion.

Don't be obtuse.

[Splits]

I don't do statues in front of the house.

It's my religion.

yet, there's a statue of an anally raped HIV patient, with AIDS semen up his ass, in front of Staples

[Molotov]

yet, there's a statue of an anally raped HIV patient, with AIDS semen up his ass, in front of Staples


true

[Thread]

yet, there's a statue of an anally raped HIV patient, with AIDS semen up his ass, in front of Staples

You've nary room. Your Neal raped as well.

[DPG21920]

& takes it up the ass.

Lodge the tape/proof or forever leave the site.

Kobe has a tape.

[Bynumite]

Lodge the tape/proof or forever leave the site.

Kobe has a tape.

Asks for proof, talks about a tape no one ever seen :lol

[Thread]

Lodge the tape/proof or forever leave the site.

Kobe has a tape.

I don't do tape/proof.

It's my religion.

Duncan takes it up the ass + everybody knows it.

[Leetonidas]

& takes it up the ass.

You've nary the room. Your Magic is a flaming homosexual

[DPG21920]

Asks for proof, talks about a tape no one ever seen :lol

:lol Sure. No rumors of a Duncan tape but with all the smoke of the Kobe tape Laker fan now doesn't believe it :lmao

[Bynumite]

:lol Sure. No rumors of a Duncan tape but with all the smoke of the Kobe tape Laker fan now doesn't believe it :lmao

And where exactly is "all the smoke"? :lol

[DPG21920]

And where exactly is "all the smoke"? :lol

The fact you knew exactly what I was talking about when I said the word "tape" proves there was smoke :lol

[Bynumite]

The fact you knew exactly what I was talking about when I said the word "tape" proves there was smoke :lol

Thread said Jim takes it up the ass, you asked for proof/tape and said Kobe has one. I think you made it pretty obvious what you were talking about.

No one ever said Jim has a tape. Amy made the accusations, spurfan got salty and lakerfan ran with the story to troll. It's not that serious son :lol

[DPG21920]

You're taking it pretty serious :lol. Defending Kobe more than his lawyers defended him during the trial.

[Bynumite]

You're taking it pretty serious :lol. Defending Kobe more than his lawyers defended him during the trial.

Whatever you say little man.

[Thread]

No one ever said Jim has a tape. Amy made the accusations, spurfan got salty and lakerfan ran with the story to troll. It's not that serious son :lol

You damn rights.

Mighty

[SpursforSix]

You're taking it pretty serious :lol. Defending Kobe more than his lawyers defended him during the trial.

Hey DPG...in the future, can you make sure that people respect the op and make relevant posts? Thanks in advance.

[SpursforSix]

& takes it up the ass.

This was sort of funny though. Short and to a harsh point. Like the Norm McDonald news reports. I'll give you a little credit in that one.

[Thread]

This was sort of funny though. Short and to a harsh point. Like the Norm McDonald news reports. I'll give you a little credit in that one.

I still got it!!!

[ECOV]

Thats cool