Official Opening Day Post-Game Meltdown Thread

[spurraider21]

include all comments about how...

- this team is done without duncan
- porker sucks
- this is a fraud team
- we need to trade player x
- we need to bench player x
- player x needs to get more rotation minutes
- porker sucks
- was aldridge worth it (followed by retracting it, admitting "i was wrong about aldridge" and then jumping ship again later pretending to have been right all along)
- pau is soft
- we only lost because green is out, non-issue
- pop has lost it, his ego is killing the team
- how the fuck is manure making 15 mil this season
- porker sucks
- we should have never traded scola
- bertans is a soft euro, we cant count on him
- kyle has a big head
- porker sucks

and whatever else you can think of

[SAGirl]

This was funny can totally see a variation of all of these.
You have to add something about Lee being done in Today's NBA
Deadman walking...
Mills defense
Simmons wtf TO moments,

[GSH]

The Spurs have to open against the Warriors, while the defending Champions get to play the damn Knicks. Blatant schedule manipulation by that fucking Adam Silver.

They stuck us with the same refs that fucked us in the WC Semis last year.

Of course the Warriors are going to win when they let them use those moving screens on every play.

[SAGirl]

The Spurs have to open against the Warriors, while the defending Champions get to play the damn Knicks. Blatant schedule manipulation by that fucking Adam Silver.

They stuck us with the same refs that fucked us in the WC Semis last year.

Of course the Warriors are going to win when they let them use those moving screens on every play.
Hmmmm an appearance by the warriorref!!!! :tu

[dabom]

More porker sucks tbh...

[dabom]

Spurs should blow it up is my fav. :lol

[Darius Bieber]

"just tank"

[TheGreatYacht]

Seriously though, why is Manure making 15M this year? :lol

[rastaspur]

Seriously though, why is Manure making 15M this year? :lol

Previous loyalty to the team. Its the old i scratch your back and you scratch mine. Manu has left sizeable money on the table on two occassions.

Its good karma and an obvious confirmation that the culture created by patfo with the cornterstones of this modern era is like a family.

Sure, non longterm players like baynes, joseph, boban have chased that paper because they got offers they just couldnt pass up, but manu and tim have sacrificed for a greater chance of success. Its a beautiful and rare thing which should get rewarded.

I can handle one year of manu getting overpaid for over a decade of being the perfect competitor and a selfess teammate

[spurtech09]

Going to be a fun game to watch...Win or lose its just a game....Lets go Spurs!!!!!:)

[TheGreatYacht]

Previous loyalty to the team. Its the old i scratch your back and you scratch mine. Manu has left sizeable money on the table on two occassions.

Its good karma and an obvious confirmation that the culture created by patfo with the cornterstones of this modern era is like a family.

Sure, non longterm players like baynes, joseph, boban have chased that paper because they got offers they just couldnt pass up, but manu and tim have sacrificed for a greater chance of success. Its a beautiful and rare thing which should get rewarded.

I can handle one year of manu getting overpaid for over a decade of being the perfect competitor and a selfess teammate
Eh, I disagree tbh. Dude was about to sign with Philly (so much loyalty lol) until RC decided to bring him back so we can fill some seats.

About the pay cuts part, the only year he made a low salary was last year tbh.

[r0drig0lac]

Going to be a fun game to watch...Win or lose its just a game....Lets go Spurs!!!!!:)

if Spurs lose, the forum will be more fun than the game

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

include all comments about how...

- this team is done without duncan
- porker sucks
- this is a fraud team
- we need to trade player x
- we need to bench player x
- player x needs to get more rotation minutes
- porker sucks
- was aldridge worth it (followed by retracting it, admitting "i was wrong about aldridge" and then jumping ship again later pretending to have been right all along)
- pau is soft
- we only lost because green is out, non-issue
- pop has lost it, his ego is killing the team
- how the fuck is manure making 15 mil this season
- porker sucks
- we should have never traded scola
- bertans is a soft euro, we cant count on him
- kyle has a big head
- porker sucks

and whatever else you can think of

I like the pre-emptive strike! The Scola comment made me :lol

:tu

[Mal]

Trade everybody

[Fireball]

Go Spurstalk Go

[spursistan]

:cry comeback TD :cry

"Today's Spurs" :lol.
Poop without Duncan holding his hand :lmao
your Kiwi-led team :lmao.
Gasoft :lmao.
officially a TOSB in our hands :lol.
Divaridge :lmao.
sorry you need to shutoff your pussy, not twitter :lol
Porky :lmao.
can't even use his pot belly to push against Livi post-ups :lol
Mills :lmao.
the "Start Paddy" Crew :lol.
14 million pieces of Manure :lmao.
trade Fathead for a bag of chips :lmao.
only growth he did was in his noggin :lol.
Waive Simmons :lmao
thinking yall getting a second round pick for this scrub extraordinaire :lol.
Bertans :lmao.
another Euro softie, per-par :lol.
Deadman :lmao.
another bust SUI (Signed Under the Influence by RC) :lol.
Nico Leprosy :lmao
dude is literally given me the disease watching his sucktitude :lol.

Mccaw>>>> Mugrray :lmao

"Gutless Worms".. Trade..Tank..Blow it up..Rebuild..

[SASdynasty!]

I don't care how it happens, if we lose it's on Parker.

[gwidlon]

can we pick more than one? I will go with:

- porker sucks
- porker sucks
- porker sucks
- we should have never traded scola
- porker sucks

[Dex]

The Spurs have to open against the Warriors, while the defending Champions get to play the damn Knicks. Blatant schedule manipulation by that fucking Adam Silver.


I'm fine with it. Maybe the Spurs have a chance to surprise the Warriors, who will probably take some time to get things clicking. If not, it's just 1 loss in an 82 game season, and no one should realistically take anything from it because it's first game of the season for both teams.

[DaBears]

Previous loyalty to the team. Its the old i scratch your back and you scratch mine. Manu has left sizeable money on the table on two occassions.

Its good karma and an obvious confirmation that the culture created by patfo with the cornterstones of this modern era is like a family.

Sure, non longterm players like baynes, joseph, boban have chased that paper because they got offers they just couldnt pass up, but manu and tim have sacrificed for a greater chance of success. Its a beautiful and rare thing which should get rewarded.

I can handle one year of manu getting overpaid for over a decade of being the perfect competitor and a selfess teammate

Could not have said it better myself. :toast

[DaBears]

And if nothing else.. The man gives the best pre/post game interviews (relational/honest & down to earth) of anyone on the team over the last 10+ yrs he has been on the team..

[rastaspur]

Eh, I disagree tbh. Dude was about to sign with Philly (so much loyalty lol) until RC decided to bring him back so we can fill some seats.

About the pay cuts part, the only year he made a low salary was last year tbh.

Low salary isnt the barometer. The pertinent question is did he sign for less than market value on more than one occassion. The answer is yes.

From 2005 through 2015 - manu wasnt a journey man or scrub deserving of a low salary and hence the reason those werent low salary deals.

Manu was capable of earning a near max level salary from 2005 to 2010. Yet you seem to expect him to have signed for the vet minimum. He is selfess and all but he isnt retarded. Give him some credit.

Much like sprewell, he has a family to feed. :lol
I seriously doubt he would have signed with philly. Thats a what if game i dont partake in so im not concerned with that.

[rastaspur]

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[urunobili]

http://img00.deviantart.net/75be/i/2005/115/7/e/__jump_off_a_cliff___emoticon_by_neek_zique.gif

[sasaint]

http://img00.deviantart.net/75be/i/2005/115/7/e/__jump_off_a_cliff___emoticon_by_neek_zique.gif

:lol I haven't seen any posts from you in some time. Have I just missed them, or have you been away?

[Spurs9]

Parker looks like Kyrie :wow
Murray is the next LaBron :wow
Kyle can't play
Bertans tbh
Bring back Tiago :cry

[Budkin]

MANURE TURNOBILI TBH

[urunobili]

:lol I haven't seen any posts from you in some time. Have I just missed them, or have you been away?

Just busy as hell my friend. Living in Indiana now so lotsa changes too! But my flight time in here always ends up being relative to Manu's minutes on the court :-P

[Silver&Black]

- was aldridge worth it (followed by retracting it, admitting "i was wrong about aldridge" and then jumping ship again later pretending to have been right all along)

:lol

[Captivus]

I think that having the first game against probably the best team in the NBA is a good thing.
Assuming they are the best, they are gonna beat the spurs more times than the spurs will defeat them.

So, when do the Spurs have more chances? Well...game 1.

Having said that, the Spurs shouldnt have traded Paul George!

[BillMc]

Speaking of meltdowns I went to the Chernobyl museum this week in Kiev. When that reactor was sinking into the earth in 1986, they ended up sealing it off in a "sarcophagus." It was relatively easy to put sides and tops on it, but in order to build the bottom of the sarcophagus they had coal miners dig a tunnel underneath a freakin' sinking nuclear reactor that was giving away radiation 100 times that of the Hiroshima bomb. It was so hot in the tunnel that many of the coal miners, being relatively uneducated worker-types, took of their radiation suits to prevent heat stroke. It goes without saying that every guy that took of a suit died within a month's time of radiation poisoning. But they got that bottom built to seal the whole thing off.

I now return you to your "Durant is a freakin' bastard/Kyle sucks" preemptive postgame meltdown. Just remember its not as bad as being in a 140 degree tunnel with a haywire nuclear reactor 40 meters above you and sinking fast.

[SAGirl]

Speaking of meltdowns I went to the Chernobyl museum this week in Kiev. When that reactor was sinking into the earth in 1986, they ended up sealing it off in a "sarcophagus." It was relatively easy to put sides and tops on it, but in order to build the bottom of the sarcophagus they had coal miners dig a tunnel underneath a freakin' sinking nuclear reactor that was giving away radiation 100 times that of the Hiroshima bomb. It was so hot in the tunnel that many of the coal miners, being relatively uneducated worker-types, took of their radiation suits to prevent heat stroke. It goes without saying that every guy that took of a suit died within a month's time of radiation poisoning. But they got that bottom built to seal the whole thing off.

I now return you to your "Durant is a freakin' bastard/Kyle sucks" preemptive postgame meltdown. Just remember its not as bad as being in a 140 degree tunnel with a haywire nuclear reactor 40 meters above you and sinking fast.Very Popoppvich of you!
:pop:Life is more than just basketball. Touche.

Having said that, if Kyle is going to get flambeaux, I hope he steal some cookies there too... and makes a few shots of his own. Now back to the meltdown...

I think Pop is going to get roasted. I predict a few wth:huh moments...

[ElNono]

Solid season-opener thread by OP, tbh...




:cry comeback TD :cry

"Today's Spurs" :lol.
Poop without Duncan holding his hand :lmao
your Kiwi-led team :lmao.
Gasoft :lmao.
officially a TOSB in our hands :lol.
Divaridge :lmao.
sorry you need to shutoff your pussy, not twitter :lol
Porky :lmao.
can't even use his pot belly to push against Livi post-ups :lol
Mills :lmao.
the "Start Paddy" Crew :lol.
14 million pieces of Manure :lmao.
trade Fathead for a bag of chips :lmao.
only growth he did was in his noggin :lol.
Waive Simmons :lmao
thinking yall getting a second round pick for this scrub extraordinaire :lol.
Bertans :lmao.
another Euro softie, per-par :lol.
Deadman :lmao.
another bust SUI (Signed Under the Influence by RC) :lol.
Nico Leprosy :lmao
dude is literally given me the disease watching his sucktitude :lol.

Mccaw>>>> Mugrray :lmao

"Gutless Worms".. Trade..Tank..Blow it up..Rebuild..

:lol

[sasaint]

Just busy as hell my friend. Living in Indiana now so lotsa changes too! But my flight time in here always ends up being relative to Manu's minutes on the court :-P

You still going back to Uruguay frequently? We went to Costa Rica about three weeks ago - primarily the Central Valley. Absolutely fantastic! I'm ready to move! Also just returned from Kentucky - some nice color, but a little early. Color is probably better where you are.

[sasaint]

Speaking of meltdowns I went to the Chernobyl museum this week in Kiev. When that reactor was sinking into the earth in 1986, they ended up sealing it off in a "sarcophagus." It was relatively easy to put sides and tops on it, but in order to build the bottom of the sarcophagus they had coal miners dig a tunnel underneath a freakin' sinking nuclear reactor that was giving away radiation 100 times that of the Hiroshima bomb. It was so hot in the tunnel that many of the coal miners, being relatively uneducated worker-types, took of their radiation suits to prevent heat stroke. It goes without saying that every guy that took of a suit died within a month's time of radiation poisoning. But they got that bottom built to seal the whole thing off.

I now return you to your "Durant is a freakin' bastard/Kyle sucks" preemptive postgame meltdown. Just remember its not as bad as being in a 140 degree tunnel with a haywire nuclear reactor 40 meters above you and sinking fast.

Wow. Incredible and sad. Perspective, my friend.

[raybies]

Forbes should of played :bang

[raybies]

Speaking of meltdowns I went to the Chernobyl museum this week in Kiev. When that reactor was sinking into the earth in 1986, they ended up sealing it off in a "sarcophagus." It was relatively easy to put sides and tops on it, but in order to build the bottom of the sarcophagus they had coal miners dig a tunnel underneath a freakin' sinking nuclear reactor that was giving away radiation 100 times that of the Hiroshima bomb. It was so hot in the tunnel that many of the coal miners, being relatively uneducated worker-types, took of their radiation suits to prevent heat stroke. It goes without saying that every guy that took of a suit died within a month's time of radiation poisoning. But they got that bottom built to seal the whole thing off.

I now return you to your "Durant is a freakin' bastard/Kyle sucks" preemptive postgame meltdown. Just remember its not as bad as being in a 140 degree tunnel with a haywire nuclear reactor 40 meters above you and sinking fast.

Should be put in the OP. Tbh still people will do a backflip off a cliff instead of taking the stairs.

[phxspurfan]

Simmons could have stopped Durant!

[Clipper Nation]

I don't care how it happens, if we lose it's on Parker.
Finally, you post a correct basketball take. Took you long enough.

[SAGirl]

Bring back Boban....

[Obstructed_View]

Simmons could have stopped Durant!

Only if you traded him to Golden State.

[tonight...you]

Bring back Boban....
https://media2.giphy.com/media/97G1rlHpw7sI/200_s.gif

[GSH]

include all comments about how...

- this team is done without duncan
- porker sucks
- this is a fraud team
- we need to trade player x
- we need to bench player x
- player x needs to get more rotation minutes
- porker sucks
- was aldridge worth it (followed by retracting it, admitting "i was wrong about aldridge" and then jumping ship again later pretending to have been right all along)
- pau is soft
- we only lost because green is out, non-issue
- pop has lost it, his ego is killing the team
- how the fuck is manure making 15 mil this season
- porker sucks
- we should have never traded scola
- bertans is a soft euro, we cant count on him
- kyle has a big head
- porker sucks

and whatever else you can think of


I'm using this as a checklist in the game thread right now.

[FromWayDowntown]

A good/fortunate first quarter in a game that ends in a loss tends to create an even more breathtaking meltdown.

[Seventyniner]

https://media2.giphy.com/media/97G1rlHpw7sI/200_s.gif

:lol

[BG_Spurs_Fan]

:lol

[raybies]

In before reverse jinx

[benfti]

Meltdown you say?

[cheguevara]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cvqxaf7W8AA_7r9.jpg

[cheguevara]

791135083973468161

[rudwick]

That was the worst possible outcome. No telling how long it will take them to get over themselves now.
Disaster.

[BillMc]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cvqxaf7W8AA_7r9.jpg
:lol

[BillMc]

So, now all the cliff jumper threads like this will claim they were reverse jinx threads right?

[benfti]

Meltdown you say?

[TheGreatYacht]

- was aldridge worth it (followed by retracting it, admitting "i was wrong about aldridge" and then jumping ship again later pretending to have been right all along)
Subtle goods tbh... :lmao