Sports things I have done

[SpursforSix]

Thrown a 90 mph fastball.
Ran a one man hook and ladder for a TD.
Slammed home a two hand 360 dunk (8' rim).
Ran a 20.00 (or faster) 200m.
Scored a goal in soccer playing as the goalie.

[clambake]

aren't you the record holder for consecutive holes in one?

[SpursforSix]

aren't you the record holder for consecutive holes in one?

I don't know. Is the record more than 2?

[clambake]

lol

[baseline bum]

Impregnated a cheerleader (thank you Roe vs Wade :tu)

[I. Hustle]

aren't you the record holder for consecutive holes in one?

I believe that he is the record holder for consecutive ones in his hole.

[pgardn]

I don't know. Is the record more than 2?



You got beaten by the former leader of North Korea.
But he was a liar like Avante is, so I think you got it.

[SpursforSix]

You got beaten by the former leader of North Korea.
But he was a liar like Avante is, so I think you got it.

IDK. I'm not in a position to say if the Korean guy has more or not. I don't think about it much anyway. If I can't definitively say I have the record, then I won't.

[Avante]

Thrown a 90 mph fastball.
Ran a one man hook and ladder for a TD.
Slammed home a two hand 360 dunk (8' rim).
Ran a 20.00 (or faster) 200m.
Scored a goal in soccer playing as the goalie.

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I should have known better than try and lie about track with Avante around. He knows there ain't no way in hell any kid is running a 20.00, yep, I lied. Now I'll try and get out of that lie by playing it off as a big joke.

[Avante]

Things I've really done in sports.

Ran a 6.0 50 yard dash in 8th grade for a school record.

Did 22 pullups also in 8th grade for a school record.

Did 90 pushups in 90 seconds

Ran a 1.39.5 660 also in 8th grade for a school record.

Rushed for 1248 yards on the JV team in HS as a freshman, that lead the league.

Ran back 2 KO'S for scores and an INT to score vs Delano.

All league as a RB,DB,Kick returner on the varsity my soph, junior and senior years.

Scored 54 td's in HS.

Benched 450 in boot camp, the best in the company.

Five times league MVP of the city flag football league.

Have never been beat in arm wresting with my right hand, have lost with my left.

Whipped Pat Sullivan out behind the Crows Nest bar one Friday night, he was the local bad guy, the stud. It did cost me a tooth and a scar above my right eye, I have heard..."it's sexy".

As a little kid I was could run with the black cats around here, but by the time I was a soph in HS I was pushing 230 pounds, there went my 100m SE, but I still had a great burst.

Then there was that night at the unlisted mens club in Guam. In walk a half dozen marines, well after a few drinks, what sailor can beat this big marine in arm wrestling.................:king

[SpursforSix]

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I should have known better than try and lie about track with Avante around. He knows there ain't no way in hell any kid is running a 20.00, yep, I lied. Now I'll try and get out of that lie by playing it off as a big joke.

Translation...I'm jealous of SpursforSix.

[Avante]

Translation...I'm jealous of SpursforSix.

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That damn Avante, he saw right thru my bullshit, he saw the game I was trying to play, I should have known it wouldn't work. Yep I flat out lied about running a 20.00 and it looks like I'll just have to own it, this silly shit ain't working. I will confess I really had no idea just how ridiculous picking a 20.00 to lie about was. Avante must think I'm retarded.

[Avante]

For a few weeks I centered for both teams being the youngest and little. I was around 7-8 and the others were 10-12. So I just hiked the ball so the big kids could play.

A pass gets knock down and right into my hands, so I take off running. Yep, a natural, I simply had....IT. I cut, zigged, zagged then out ran the fastest kid out there. I would never ever hike another football in my life.

The great RB;s will tell you..."I have no idea where I'm going, it's just instincts"...other than hitting the hole the play calls for that is 100% true.

[BD24]

Things I've really done in sports.

Ran a 6.0 50 yard dash in 8th grade for a school record.

Did 22 pullups also in 8th grade for a school record.

Did 90 pushups in 90 seconds

Ran a 1.39.5 660 also in 8th grade for a school record.

Rushed for 1248 yards on the JV team in HS as a freshman, that lead the league.

Ran back 2 KO'S for scores and an INT to score vs Delano.

All league as a RB,DB,Kick returner on the varsity my soph, junior and senior years.

Scored 54 td's in HS.

Benched 450 in boot camp, the best in the company.

Five times league MVP of the city flag football league.

Have never been beat in arm wresting with my right hand, have lost with my left.

Whipped Pat Sullivan out behind the Crows Nest bar one Friday night, he was the local bad guy, the stud. It did cost me a tooth and a scar above my right eye, I have heard..."it's sexy".

As a little kid I was could run with the black cats around here, but by the time I was a soph in HS I was pushing 230 pounds, there went my 100m SE, but I still had a great burst.

Then there was that night at the unlisted mens club in Guam. In walk a half dozen marines, well after a few drinks, what sailor can beat this big marine in arm wrestling.................:king
What shitty fucking school did you go to where 22 pullups was the record. Was your school straight fat mexicans or something?

[Sportcamper]

What a Cool thread…I am like most of you…Not a very good athlete…Never scored a TD...Clumsy actually…Not very smart…Never got the girl...But God made me strong…I have always had the ability to lift 50 plus pounds more than I weigh over my head…And I have won longest drive contests…I have destroyed many laminate & persimmon woods…Some of you are not old enough to know that golf clubs used to be made of wood…I love the Subaru Clumsy kid commercials…That is me… :lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=deRBYF6vWTM

[Avante]

What shitty fucking school did you go to where 22 pullups was the record. Was your school straight fat mexicans or something?

I could have done more, the old record was 21, all I set out to do was break that record, never crossed my mine to put it way out there. I'm thinking keeping a pullup record was something new to Divisadero in 1964.

[BD24]

I could have done more, the old record was 21, all I set out to do was break that record, never crossed my mine to put it way out there. I'm thinking keeping a pullup record was something new to Divisadero in 1964.
Seriously though, how did it feel beating a record set by Pablo the fat mexican.

[Avante]

Seriously though, how did it feel beating a record set by Pablo the fat mexican.

Pablo had a cool nickname....EL GADO. And he was the best footballer (flags) in school, he had some serious wiggle. So beating any record...EL GADO....held was very cool. I'll never forget...

EL GADO....you're a bad man Avante.
Avante...so are you bro.

Yep, mutual respect.

[Avante]

It bums me that I never got into boxing, I was a rarity. A white guy with great feet (running back) and some serious quicks. And with my size and power yep, a natural. Now add my love for inflicting pain on anyone standing in my way, like little cornerbacks. Would piss my football coaches off...

coachs....why try and run over everyone?
Avante...I like to hear that sound they make.
coachs....sheesh~~~

[SpursforSix]

It bums me that I never got into boxing, I was a rarity. A white guy with great feet (running back) and some serious quicks. And with my size and power yep, a natural. Now add my love for inflicting pain on anyone standing in my way, like little cornerbacks. Would piss my football coaches off...

coachs....why try and run over everyone?
Avante...I like to hear that sound they make.
coachs....sheesh~~~

and then we have today...
Coach...why are you hanging out here all day
Avante...I like to watch the kids
Coach...you need to leave
Avante...ok, where is the wrestling practice?

[Avante]

and then we have today...
Coach...why are you hanging out here all day
Avante...I like to watch the kids
Coach...you need to leave
Avante...ok, where is the wrestling practice?

Dude, when will ya cool that stupid shit? Who in the fuck is interested in dumb ass kids? Ever going to figure out the drinking age in those bars was 18, so a bar hires underage kids to hustle drinks, you really this fucking dumb?

[chunticakes]

Thrown a 90 mph fastball.
Ran a one man hook and ladder for a TD.
Slammed home a two hand 360 dunk (8' rim).
Ran a 20.00 (or faster) 200m.
Scored a goal in soccer playing as the goalie.

Don't forget about the red zone play. You would run into the end zone and jump and grab the crossbar and I'd fire it in high.

Or you intercepting that punt snap and running up the score lol. Coach gave you shit about it because we were up something like four scores against those black boys from the inner city.

Yep, quite the athlete you are, if only Avante was there in high school with us to witness it...your wiggle~~~~~

[Avante]

Don't forget about the red zone play. You would run into the end zone and jump and grab the crossbar and I'd fire it in high.

Or you intercepting that punt snap and running up the score lol. Coach gave you shit about it because we were up something like four scores against those black boys from the inner city.

Yep, quite the athlete you are, if only Avante was there in high school with us to witness it...your wiggle~~~~~

The most amazing thing I witnessed in football as a HSer was Tulare Unions John Henry Hamilton. He was around 5-10 240, a shot putter who ran a leg on the 4x1 team. If ever....a man vs boys....there it was. By the middle of the third quarter guys were finding ways to be somewhere else when this monster took off trampling.

After HS he teamed up with the equally badass MacKinley Dillingham at the local JC..COS.

[SpursforSix]

Don't forget about the red zone play. You would run into the end zone and jump and grab the crossbar and I'd fire it in high.

Or you intercepting that punt snap and running up the score lol. Coach gave you shit about it because we were up something like four scores against those black boys from the inner city.

Yep, quite the athlete you are, if only Avante was there in high school with us to witness it...your wiggle~~~~~

Oh...those are only plays I designed. I wish I had thought about them when I was younger and could have told coach about them. But really...it wasn't like we needed the trickery. So it really never came up.
I should explain the one man hook and ladder because it doesn't make sense when you read it.

Last play of the half in district. We're tied but we're kicking off the second half and want to try to get some points on the board. With my speed, the obvious call is for me to run the deep out. That was the play call. I line up outside. Linus McMaster is in the slot. On the hike, I take off down the side line. But when I see they have dropped back three players in zone to account for me, I cut off my route and run a hard hook back. I'm wide open. Stevens (our QB) hits me right in the numbers. But I see the defense converging on me from all sides. Linus is standing about 10 yards back, running toward the play. I pitch him the ball. But he's not ready and it hits him in the facemask and the ball bounces off to his right (my left). I realize what's happening a split second before the defense and am able to come back to the ball and turn back toward the sideline. The defense, reacting to the pitch, are still headed toward Linus before they realize what happened. It's just enough time for me to get up to full speed, beat them to the sideline and then it's a sprint. Those guys knew it was over even though (to their credit), they tried to catch me. Touchdown with no time left in the half. I converted the extra point and we went in to the locker room with a 7 point lead. They had a 3 and out to begin the 2nd half and punted it down to our 1. Coach moved me to QB and we basically ran out the second half by making first downs but then getting penalties to move us back. We kicked a field goal with about a minute left in the game. We didn't want them to have a chance to get the ball back so we successfully did an onside kick.

[Avante]

This does come off as bullshit, but it's not, this actually happened.

An all black HS in Tennessee went undefeated for five seasons, AND......for the first three seasons they were unscored on. BUT.....the most amazing thing about that was for three seasns nobody crossed the 50 yard line on them. That really is hard to believe, not on a par with some mid school kid running a 20.00, but close.

[UNT Eagles 2016]

Impregnated a cheerleader (thank you Roe vs Wade :tu)

I impregnated a black woman October 2015. Thank you Roe v Wade!

[Avante]

If I could go back in time knowing what I do now....

I'd played linebacker/RB, not cornerback/RB. Surprised my coachs didn't just stick me at backer.

[SpursforSix]

If I could go back in time knowing what I do now....

I'd played linebacker/RB, not cornerback/RB. Surprised my coachs didn't just stick me at backer.

That's what you'd change???? Of all the atrocities you could undo...you'd choose to change your football position???

[clambake]

That's what you'd change???? Of all the atrocities you could undo...you'd choose to change your football position???:lol

[Avante]

That's what you'd change???? Of all the atrocities you could undo...you'd choose to change your football position???

Still struggling with that world over there aren't ya slick? Really do not get it do ya?


What about bars didn't hire those too young to drink don't you understand? Dude, the bars made their $$$$$ selling liqour, ok? So think just a little bit, ok?

The stupidity I see with this really is amazing. To think so many of you actually think there sat a 13 year old girl at the bar, hahahahaha~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~



Oh yeah, being this thread is about SPORTS, now think, ok?