One thing I still don't get when trick-or-treating...

[UNT Eagles 2016]

Why do Tootsie rolls, I mean specifically, TOOTSIE ROLLS, always like 35-40% of the entire bag of candy?


So I ran around quite a few neighborhoods tonight and managed to fill a black Hefty bag almost clear full... I have a beer with a friend and am reaching into the bag, and literally every other candy I pull out is a fucking tootsie roll. But this has ALWAYS been the case. You'd think they'd be more imaginative in this day and age?! Not to be a complainer, because free candy is free candy, but you'd think the candy would have largely changed since I first trick-or-treated in 1998 at age 4... but nope, it's still mostly the exact same candy... meh.


On the bright side I did haul in a BBQ chicharrones, a Cheez-Its bag and a Bud Light (guy gave a choice of beer or candy for over-21 trick-or-treaters, since we make up only around 10-15% of the trick or treating population, if I had to guess). Also a little hand stress toy in the shape of a football, something to throw around work tomorrow. Other than the fact it was kind of warm and my costume made me sweat a bit, not a bad night after a bad day at work.


Any 2016 Halloween experiences for you guys?

[Thread]

Midgee juice is near orgasmic. That stuff hits my taste buds and my eyes roll back in my head.

[Aztecfan03]

What kind of faggot over the age of like 13 goes trick-or-treating?

[TDMVPDPOY]

was sitting at home....clowns knockin on my door, i tell them this is australia, not fkn america, we dont celebrate that day here...now fck off

[chunticakes]

What kind of faggot over the age of like 13 goes trick-or-treating?

This. :lol

[Avante]

There is just something about yelling....TRICK OR TREAT....as ya stand there with a bag of candy and then having a beer, hmmmmmm? Shaving before ya dawn your TRICK OR TREAT costume, hmmmm?


I was 13 when my dad...."It's time to start handing out the candy now son, ok?"


I did get a toy/plastic harmonica in my candy bag as a little kid. You could play it and it put out some noise, yep, that got me playing the harmonica, now I own about 30 Marine Band, Lee Oskar.

[baseline bum]

Man I hated getting Tootsie Rolls when I was a kid. Those and the really nasty big chewy peanut candies.

[UNT Eagles 2016]

There is just something about yelling....TRICK OR TREAT....as ya stand there with a bag of candy and then having a beer, hmmmmmm? Shaving before ya dawn your TRICK OR TREAT costume, hmmmm?


I was 13 when my dad...."It's time to start handing out the candy now son, ok?"


I did get a toy/plastic harmonica in my candy bag as a little kid. You could play it and it put out some noise, yep, that got me playing the harmonica, now I own about 30 Marine Band, Lee Oskar.
Yep, times have changed. Back in your day once you hit puberty your trick or treat days were over... then it became after a certain point in high school... now you just have to look and "feel" young.

What helps is I'm only 5'8" in shoes and have a baby face when shaved (I'm almost 23 but can easily still pass for 14). Of course I shaved before putting on the big wig (part of my costume).

[UNT Eagles 2016]

Man I hated getting Tootsie Rolls when I was a kid. Those and the really nasty big chewy peanut candies.

Reese's PB cups? I still get those and I give em away. I hate peanut butter.

[baseline bum]

Reese's PB cups? I still get those and I give em away. I hate peanut butter.

Those are awesome. I mean these pieces of shit, they're called circus peanuts:

http://www.sparqvault.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/circuspeanuts.jpg

[Chucho]

What kind of faggot over the age of like 13 goes trick-or-treating?


Did you not read OP's first post? THAT kind of fag.

[DJR210]

What kind of faggot over the age of like 13 goes trick-or-treating?

:lol this.. 40 year old weirdos walking around one deep begging in full costume when the 5 lb bag of assorted candy is like 3 bucks

[SpursforSix]

What kind of faggot over the age of like 13 goes trick-or-treating?

I don't have a problem with that tbh. Unless it's a fucking car full of teens not wearing any costumes and just going door to door and pillaging candy.

[UNT Eagles 2016]

I don't have a problem with that tbh. Unless it's a fucking car full of teens not wearing any costumes and just going door to door and pillaging candy.

yeah. I actually had a legit costume on and scared peeps last night. I agree on the douche teens/college students wearing express/vineyard vines pocket tees and khaki shorts expecting free candy. Wtf

[Avante]

Yep, times have changed. Back in your day once you hit puberty your trick or treat days were over... then it became after a certain point in high school... now you just have to look and "feel" young.

What helps is I'm only 5'8" in shoes and have a baby face when shaved (I'm almost 23 but can easily still pass for 14). Of course I shaved before putting on the big wig (part of my costume).

I might have went out at 13, but by 14 I think it would have been...."sure feel silly standing here with this sily ass bag and yelling.....TRICK OR TREAT" Never was a big....CANDY LOVE CANDY...guy anyway. More into chips and dips, peanuts erc.

[clambake]

nice seeing you two reminisce.

[SpursforSix]

More into chips and dips, peanuts erc.

And kids. Don't forget that you're into kids.

[gambit1990]

Those are awesome. I mean these pieces of shit, they're called circus peanuts:

http://www.sparqvault.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/circuspeanuts.jpg

hated those too. i'm not sure i've ever even seen a kid eat one before.

[HarlemHeat37]

I just go to the store a few days after Halloween and get a bag for half price, tbh:lol

[Robz4000]

What kind of faggot over the age of like 13 goes trick-or-treating?

[I. Hustle]

I might have went out at 13, but by 14 I think it would have been...."sure feel silly standing here with this sily ass bag and yelling.....TRICK OR TREAT" Never was a big....CANDY LOVE CANDY...guy anyway. More into chips and dips, peanuts erc.

Peanuts? OOHHHHHH you meant penis

[clambake]

Peanuts? OOHHHHHH you meant penis:lol

[Avante]

Peanuts? OOHHHHHH you meant penis

You're the only talking cocks little man, not me, hmmmmm?

[Clipper Nation]

You're the only talking cocks little man, not me, hmmmmm?

He's talking cocks, you're taking them. Close enough.

[Avante]

He's talking cocks, you're taking them. Close enough.

Still smarting from being punked over your stupid.....Derek "INT, FUMBLE, INT" Anderson is better than Cam Newton I can see, hahaha~~~ We all get the fact you're a miserable idiot but that one, hahahahaha~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Well I'll be damn, are you kidding me, WHAT??????????? Dude, ya didn't....faggot.....:wow

[RD2191]

Those are awesome. I mean these pieces of shit, they're called circus peanuts:

http://www.sparqvault.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/circuspeanuts.jpg
:lmao

[Avante]

"Halloween Dream"

there I stood
bag in hand
standing next to a Scarecrow
I was the Tin Man

I rung the bell
ready to yell TRICK OR TREAT
when we saw it
it was a spaceship
hell, a whole fleet

about that time
a lady came to the door
she was 7 feet tall
an obvious old whore

the Scarecrow was well scared
and I was shook
when down beamed a rope
complete with a hook

the old whore
screamed in fear
then shut the door
we saw her thru a window
drinking a beer

then we heard a voice
loud and clear
hurry up
so we can get out of here

noway I'm using that hook
too smart for that
that's when I felt
a knife in my back

it was the Scarecrow
beaming with glee
and a big grin
as I fell to a knee

what is that sound
from way over there
well I'll be damn
it was just a nightmare

I turned off the alarm
gave a little...whew
too much Halloween candy
can do that to you

[spurraider21]

Man I hated getting Tootsie Rolls when I was a kid. Those and the really nasty big chewy peanut candies.i always loved tootsie rolls tbh and it paid dividends. always the cheapest gift at arcades... always tons available after any piñata party as a kid when all the other faggots went for their fruity lollipops and shit

[-21-]

was sitting at home....clowns knockin on my door, i tell them this is australia, not fkn america, we dont celebrate that day here...now fck off

:lol

[UNT Eagles 2016]

I just go to the store a few days after Halloween and get a bag for half price, tbh:lol

I do that for vday and easter tbh.

[Joseph Kony]

What kind of faggot over the age of like 13 goes trick-or-treating?

[RandomGuy]

Why do Tootsie rolls, I mean specifically, TOOTSIE ROLLS, always like 35-40% of the entire bag of candy?


So I ran around quite a few neighborhoods tonight and managed to fill a black Hefty bag almost clear full... I have a beer with a friend and am reaching into the bag, and literally every other candy I pull out is a fucking tootsie roll. But this has ALWAYS been the case. You'd think they'd be more imaginative in this day and age?! Not to be a complainer, because free candy is free candy, but you'd think the candy would have largely changed since I first trick-or-treated in 1998 at age 4... but nope, it's still mostly the exact same candy... meh.


On the bright side I did haul in a BBQ chicharrones, a Cheez-Its bag and a Bud Light (guy gave a choice of beer or candy for over-21 trick-or-treaters, since we make up only around 10-15% of the trick or treating population, if I had to guess). Also a little hand stress toy in the shape of a football, something to throw around work tomorrow. Other than the fact it was kind of warm and my costume made me sweat a bit, not a bad night after a bad day at work.


Any 2016 Halloween experiences for you guys?

I would think the first thing you wouldn't get about Halloween is candy. You are a grown ass man, leave the trick or treating to the kids.

Wife and I always keep a basket of shitty candy for the asswipe adults who insist on demanding stuff. Kids get snickers... teenagers and up get dum dums.

[I. Hustle]

I would think the first thing you wouldn't get about Halloween is candy. You are a grown ass man, leave the trick or treating to the kids.

Wife and I always keep a basket of shitty candy for the asswipe adults who insist on demanding stuff. Kids get snickers... teenagers and up get dum dums.

That's EXACTLY what I do. I grab a big bag of dum dums for those d bag kids that are bigger than me and get the good stuff for the little princesses and captain Americas and the like.

[SpursforSix]

That's EXACTLY what I do. I grab a big bag of dum dums for those d bag kids that are bigger than me and get the good stuff for the little princesses and captain Americas and the like.

I would think that Halloween accounts for about 98% of DumDums yearly sales.

[UNT Eagles 2016]

That's EXACTLY what I do. I grab a big bag of dum dums for those d bag kids that are bigger than me and get the good stuff for the little princesses and captain Americas and the like.

I personally don't think little kids with developing bodies and metabolisms should be eating that much processed sugar, but that's just me.

[SpursforSix]

I personally don't think little kids with developing bodies and metabolisms should be eating that much processed sugar, but that's just me.

Eh. If the extremes are getting abducted by Avante or having healthy treats, I'm happy if they split the difference and get too much sugar.

[I. Hustle]

I personally don't think little kids with developing bodies and metabolisms should be eating that much processed sugar, but that's just me.

I personally don't think that idiots with fully developed bodies should be going around doing little kid shit, but that's just me.

[UNT Eagles 2016]

I personally don't think that idiots with fully developed bodies should be going around doing little kid shit, but that's just me.
4 of my coworkers near my cubicle (we're all fairly recent college hires) trick-or-treated as well. And I work in IT.

[LaMarcus Bryant]

This little kid took to many big loads for his own good
In tha guitar days
After that one!

[DMC]

Midgee juice is near orgasmic. That stuff hits my taste buds and my eyes roll back in my head.

Bend over, I'll hit your fuckin' taste buds and make your eyes roll back in your fuckin' head when I deliver my Midgee juice.

[DMC]

4 of my coworkers near my cubicle (we're all fairly recent college hires) trick-or-treated as well. And I work in IT.

You're lucky you didn't show up at my door, else I would have shot you.

[mookie2001]

Every UNT post reveals exactly how old he is LOL

[UNT Eagles 2016]

You're lucky you didn't show up at my door, else I would have shot you.

And pay me a half million plus your house when I sued you? Okay

[DMC]

And pay me a half million plus your house when I sued you? Okay

No. I would have paid your family though.

[UNT Eagles 2016]

No. I would have paid your family though.

No bitch, why should my family get MY money when you brutally injured ME? Asswipe.

[BD24]

I would think the first thing you wouldn't get about Halloween is candy. You are a grown ass man, leave the trick or treating to the kids.

Wife and I always keep a basket of shitty candy for the asswipe adults who insist on demanding stuff. Kids get snickers... teenagers and up get dum dums.
good idea. Think I will have to do that next year. Maybe candy corn.

I especially hate the fucks in high school who don't have costumes and try trick or treating.

[Kyle Orton]

Every UNT post reveals exactly how old he is LOL

sup, you fat fuck

[DMC]

No bitch, why should my family get MY money when you brutally injured ME? Asswipe.

I don't shoot to injure.

[Chinook]

Tootsie Rolls were the bomb when I was a kid. I'd've loved to have received that many. Instead I got unwrapped candy corn and shit.

[Spur|n|Austin]

What kind of faggot over the age of like 13 goes trick-or-treating?

:lol this thread has to be a joke. What a pussy.

[BD24]

Tootsie Rolls were the bomb when I was a kid. I'd've loved to have received that many. Instead I got unwrapped candy corn and shit.
Candy corn was the fucking worst.

[Buddy Mignon]

I've never knocked on the door begging for candy, but I've snatched plenty of bags from stupid kids dressed up like fools. I'm the reason why parents have to escorts their kids on trick or treat night.

[I. Hustle]

I've never knocked on the door begging for candy, but I've snatched plenty of bags from stupid kids dressed up like fools. I'm the reason why parents have to escorts their kids on trick or treat night.

LMAO What a homo thing to say. You sound like a total puss

[Buddy Mignon]

LMAO What a homo thing to say. You sound like a total puss

Me a pussy? I've never had a kid try to take his bag of candy back. They just stood there in shock or crying. I'd snatch so many bags through the night I would have enough candy to last me until next Halloween.

[Avante]

I've never knocked on the door begging for candy, but I've snatched plenty of bags from stupid kids dressed up like fools. I'm the reason why parents have to escorts their kids on trick or treat night.

So ya went out one night a year stealing candy from little kids, right? So you got back home with bags of candy you had stolen, right? Breeding...???

What a fucking prick, sure wish you'd tried to have stold my candy ya little shit.

Mommy....where's your costume son?
prick....I just steal the candy mom, ok?
Mommy....ok son, have fun.
Daddy...be careful son, make sure they are smaller than you, ok?
prick..ok.

[LaMarcus Bryant]

I member when i had a guitar, tbh, i started posting on ST then i aged by 5 years in 5 years but instantly became a master of all knowledge and info, tbh especially on stuff that happened when i was age 1-8.

[I. Hustle]

Me a pussy? I've never had a kid try to take his bag of candy back. They just stood there in shock or crying. I'd snatch so many bags through the night I would have enough candy to last me until next Halloween.

I'm sure that once they got a whiff of your pickle breath in the air, they knew to run.

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTbyNP5rMxC-aOkjxiY4jWDZNMa9jcMe1p_r6XBPDjkAo23TipZmQ

[Avante]

I'm sure that once they got a whiff of your pickle breath in the air, they knew to run.

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTbyNP5rMxC-aOkjxiY4jWDZNMa9jcMe1p_r6XBPDjkAo23TipZmQ

Dude, why do you even try? That was stupid, ok?

[I. Hustle]

Dude, why do you even try? That was stupid, ok?

WTF are you talking about? That was directed at the Asian kid that is trying to be black. Stay in your lane, bitch.

[Avante]

I member when i had a guitar, tbh, i started posting on ST then i aged by 5 years in 5 years but instantly became a master of all knowledge and info, tbh especially on stuff that happened when i was age 1-8.

Lucky you, I have never learned anything posting here. I already knew how different people act safely hidden away.

[DMC]

I've never knocked on the door begging for candy, but I've snatched plenty of bags from stupid kids dressed up like fools. I'm the reason why parents have to escorts their kids on trick or treat night.

What a lying faggot. You were herding goats when you were a kid.

[BD24]

I've never knocked on the door begging for candy, but I've snatched plenty of bags from stupid kids dressed up like fools. I'm the reason why parents have to escorts their kids on trick or treat night.
WTF kind of weird shit is this? Who brags about this shit lol. I feel like this guy was posting on the wrong account.

[DJR210]

Uh oh.. the big bad 34 year old adult Naruto nerd on the loose :lol

[Silver&Black]

Uh oh.. the big bad 34 year old adult Naruto nerd on the loose :lol

Please put your legendary MSPaint skills to use...PLEASE!!!!

Narutoboi has blessed you with a golden opportunity.

[DJR210]

Please put your legendary MSPaint skills to use...PLEASE!!!!

Narutoboi has blessed you with a golden opportunity.

:lmao have some grown ass faggot in a Naruto costume getting punked by some 5th graders

[DJR210]

I've never knocked on the door begging for candy, but I've snatched plenty of bags from stupid kids dressed up like fools. I'm the reason why parents have to escorts their kids on trick or treat night.

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn188/DJR210/Naruto%20Beatdown_zpsij0knad0.png

Silver&Black (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=20666)

[benefactor]

:lmao

[Silver&Black]

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Silver&Black (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=20666)


:lmao

[Silver&Black]

:lol

"He's already dead"

[manufan10]

:lmao

[BD24]

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Silver&Black (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=20666)
:lol

[DJR210]

The "Great Moments" thread needs updating

[Silver&Black]

The "Great Moments" thread needs updating

I got ya fam...brb.

[Darth_Pelican]

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Silver&Black (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=20666)

:lmao

[Spurtacular]

What kind of faggot over the age of like 13 goes trick-or-treating?

Dude's in college for that matter; but fuck it; more power to him if he wants to do it. One thirty something dude came up with his six month old trick or treating; I knew it was for him; but sh** what do I care.

[baseline bum]

LOL Gordon Ramsay hates the circus peanuts too


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ASznZdlidI

[DJR210]

Circus peanuts, candy corn, pretzels, jawbreakers, almond joys IMO