Ray Allen retires from the game

[Venti Quattro]

I write this to you today as a 41-year-old man who is retiring from the game. I write to you as a man who is completely at peace with himself.

http://www.theplayerstribune.com/ray-allen-letter-to-my-younger-self/

[Mr. Body]

The last person to know Ray Allen had retired from professional basketball was Ray Allen.

[lefty]

:cry it still hurts

[Bynumite]

6

[lefty]

:lol Pop

[Thread]

Thank Christ he stayed active long enough to parallel park there in '13. Out of habit the dumb ass Spurs all congregated in the paint.:lmao

I've been happier, but, I'll be frank, I can't cite it.

[Chucho]

Thank Christ he stayed active long enough to parallel park there in '13. Out of habit the dumb ass Spurs all congregated in the paint.:lmao

I've been happier, but, I'll be frank, I can't cite it.

It's all you have and all you are. You know you'd trade us ringing for some shred of relevancy. You can go back under your rock while the Spurs remain relevant and the Lakers are 6-10 years away from being in the race for the best team in the Staples Center.

[UNT Eagles 2016]

if the Spurs ring this year, it's Manu 5 Kobe 5, so Manu = Kobe

[D-Wade]

My 3rd favorite SG of all time behind MJ and myself. Thanks for '13 :toast

[Clipper Nation]

Thank God he clung on long enough to make Porker his bitch. :toast

http://i.imgur.com/I1KWeF8.jpg

[140]

if the Spurs ring this year, it's Manu 5 Kobe 5, so Manu = Kobe
That makes no sense tbh, how would adding another ring bring Manu down to kirbys level?

[lefty]

Thank God he clung on long enough to make Porker his bitch. :toast

http://i.imgur.com/I1KWeF8.jpg
:lmao

[Thread]

It's all you have and all you are. You know you'd trade us ringing for some shred of relevancy. You can go back under your rock while the Spurs remain relevant and the Lakers are 6-10 years away from being in the race for the best team in the Staples Center.

haaaaaaaaaaaaaarumph!!!

[Thread]

if the Spurs ring this year, it's Manu 5 Kobe 5, so Manu = Kobe

No, it'd be:::

Kobe: 5

The Pile: 2nd 5th

[whitemamba]

:lol popovich
:lol duncan on the bench
:lol out rebounded by brazzers bosh
:lol 6

[Sean Cagney]

Another bitter rival the Spurs:lobt2: retired, walked off the floor a loser and redemption was complete :) Fisher, Allen and Battier all retired that year by the Spurs, how sweet..........

[Chris]

He retired again? I thought we already went through this spiel. GTFO and STFU

[Thread]

Another bitter rival the Spurs:lobt2: retired, walked off the floor a loser and redemption was complete :) Fisher, Allen and Battier all retired that year by the Spurs, how sweet..........

They quit selling your shit because of Allen, Battier & Amy "The Bush" Duncan.

[lefty]

:lol popovich
:lol duncan on the bench
:lol out rebounded by brazzers bosh
:lol 6:lol Pop

[Thread]

He retired again? I thought we already went through this spiel. GTFO and STFU

He backed into that coffin corner, Chris. How the fuck did he know when to stop? He has those 15 inchers. Tighter than a nun's snootch, but, they fit in there.

Oh.

[Sean Cagney]

They quit selling your shit because of Allen, Battier & Amy "The Bush" Duncan.

They resumed selling it the next off season sir........ It's all good.

[Raven]

best shooter ever, no discussion.

[Sean Cagney]

best shooter ever, no discussion.

Probably is, Reggie was great but Rays form and shot was just more smooth.

[Thread]

They resumed selling it the next off season sir........ It's all good.

Yes, they did, but, you cannot redeem what is lost forever. GD it.

[snickles]

http://i.imgur.com/I1KWeF8.jpg

i haven't laughed that hard at anything on this site for ages! well done!

[Thread]

i haven't laughed that hard at anything on this site for ages! well done!

Of course you haven't.:rolleyes

[Chris]

He backed into that coffin corner, Chris. How the fuck did he know when to stop? He has those 15 inchers. Tighter than a nun's snootch, but, they fit in there.

Oh.

He didn't deserve that glory; he's a real SOB I tell ya even when he was with Milwaukee. He's a diva F him.

[Budkin]

Thank God he clung on long enough to make Porker his bitch. :toast

http://i.imgur.com/I1KWeF8.jpg

Love it.

[Thread]

He didn't deserve that glory; he's a real SOB I tell ya even when he was with Milwaukee. He's a diva F him.

I hated the bastard as well. He suffered at the hands and ploys of Kobe for many years when he languished early on. He didn't forget, so when he landed on solid ground he took his vengeance and canvassed his fellows to do likewise and I suffered along with Kobe because of him. He's a cold hearted SOB, absolutely. And I'm not making excuses but Kobe's bravado is a facade, Allen's is most definitely not. He's a fuck.

But, that deal he pulled in '13 saved my fuckin' hash. Without that I'm a mere shell, Chris, a gd husk.

[ambchang]

I hated the bastard as well. He suffered at the hands and ploys of Kobe for many years when he languished early on. He didn't forget, so when he landed on solid ground he took his vengeance and canvassed his fellows to do likewise and I suffered along with Kobe because of him. He's a cold hearted SOB, absolutely. And I'm not making excuses but Kobe's bravado is a facade, Allen's is most definitely not. He's a fuck.

But, that deal he pulled in '13 saved my fuckin' hash. Without that I'm a mere shell, Chris, a gd husk.

You are even with it. It was all about making the playoffs and winning the last game. Then come all the nonsense about:
1) The media
2) 2nd fifth
3) Cannot win a game in the playoffs
4) 25/6/6
5) TOSB

and probably a dozen other inconsistencies I have forgotten.

You are a hypocrite to the highest degree.

[Chillen]

Thank God he clung on long enough to make Porker his bitch. :toast

http://i.imgur.com/I1KWeF8.jpg
OMG! LMFAO at that last all Parker's pic, to good!

[Molotov]

Prettiest shot in NBA history.

[The Gemini Method]

Happy retirement, Jesus Shuttleworth!

[DMC]

http://www.theplayerstribune.com/ray-allen-letter-to-my-younger-self/

AKA he could not get anyone else to pay him what he wanted.

[DMC]

You are even with it. It was all about making the playoffs and winning the last game. Then come all the nonsense about:
1) The media
2) 2nd fifth
3) Cannot win a game in the playoffs
4) 25/6/6
5) TOSB

and probably a dozen other inconsistencies I have forgotten.

You are a hypocrite to the highest degree.

Dale just tries to stay relevant. Any port in a storm or so they say. It's nothing personal I don't think. Maybe for you though it is

[DMC]

So it could be Kobe, Tim and Ray all in the same class with Garnett. That's going to be a helluva Hall of Fame induction.

[Clipper Nation]

So it could be Kobe, Tim and Ray all in the same class with Garnett. That's going to be a helluva Hall of Fame induction.
Kobe getting in will devalue the accomplishment for everyone else.

[ambchang]

Dale just tries to stay relevant. Any port in a storm or so they say. It's nothing personal I don't think. Maybe for you though it is

Still not sure why he's hiding like Kobe in a bathroom stall whenever he sees me. Not sure what I ever did to him.

[Thread]

So it could be Kobe, Tim and Ray all in the same class with Garnett. That's going to be a helluva Hall of Fame induction.

And the homosexual Duncan.

He'll be about as welcome as a homosexual.

[Splits]

And the homosexual Duncan.

He'll be about as welcome as a homosexual.

Yet...

http://i.imgur.com/AlM80oU.png

[DAF86]

best shooter ever, no discussion.

Curry >>>

[ECOV]

lakers:lol

[Clipper Nation]

Curry >>>

Cucky can't do it in the playoffs when it really matters. His FG%, 3P%, and TS% all fall off a cliff come playoff time.

Wake me up when Cucky does anything like this in the Finals:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPK6UI-lTXM


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tr6XsZVb-ZE