Avante's vacation to Florida

[SpursforSix]

http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/crime--law/police-naked-man-drove-boynton-with-wires-attached-groin-area/t5mPcwDk6m3Fg3Mm4L4N9L/

BOYNTON BEACH A 56-year-old man was arrested (http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/crime/) Monday after police said he drove naked through his Boynton Beach neighborhood with electrical wires attached to his genitals.


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Jenkins continued his slow drive through the neighborhood west of Congress Avenue (https://www.google.com/maps/place/191+Citrus+Trail+Cir,+Boynton+Beach,+FL+33436/@26.5574399,-80.0910225,16z/data=%214m5%213m4%211s0x88d92756d8aa9caf:0x5716ccc 17da13beb%218m2%213d26.554772%214d-80.102733) and south of Miner Road as school-aged children got off the bus, the caller told police.

[Avante]

"SpursforSix"

he woke up this mornin'
little dick in hand
thinkin' about Avante
wow, what a man

it broke his little heart
but what could he do
he knew the big guy
had better things to do

so he begin to wack off
really beat that meat
thinking about Avante
and how he was so sweet

the little guy
finally got his nut
then passed the fuck out
yep, another dream about Avante
without a doubt

[clambake]

don't expect him to own up to this.

[apalisoc_9]

"SpursforSix"

he woke up this mornin'
little dick in hand
thinkin' about Avante
wow, what a man

it broke his little heart
but what could he do
he knew the big guy
had better things to do

so he begin to wack off
really beat that meat
thinking about Avante
and how he was so sweet

the little guy
finally got his nut
then passed the fuck out
yep, another dream about Avante
without a doubt

:lmao..

Not gonna lie, that's hilarious.

[MultiTroll]

Article does not verify where bruises came from.
Assuming cops.
http://www.palmbeachpost.com/rf/image_large/Pub/p7/PalmBeachPost/2016/11/03/Images/driving.jpg

[Avante]

Love to talk Avante.

Just about an hour ago I hit a thrift shop in town that gets new junk every Thursday (meaning they put it out).

I look for books, tapes and CD's. Today was a good day.

A dozen westerns....Luke Short, Max Brand, J.T.Edson....I didn't have.
The Bourne Identity....the book.
A tape..The Mills Brothers

Then these CD's...

Dinah Washington...Stairway to the Stars
Frankie Laine Greatest Hits
Ella Fitzgerald Forever Gold
50 Country Classics
Louis Prima Collectors Series
The Offspring.....always like to add something new to me.
Big Band and Classic Jazz....4 CD box set

Books, tape...quarter
CD's...a buck (4 CD set counts as one)

All that for for less than 11 bucks, how cool is that:king

The great Frankie Laine and his classic.....


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6PjzhBAYEU

The Offspring



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jOk8dk-qaU&list=PL4umc8IE6eUONhRtpJmeZuTrpT_-CbDca


Hahahahaha~~~~~~~~~~

[Blake]

Love to talk Avante.


You also love to talk about other posters masturbating

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[MultiTroll]

Seems like suicide/beating by cop wish.

Think this guy has other sicknesses besides sexual.

[Avante]

You also love to talk about other posters masturbating

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My little buddy, wassup little buddy:toast

Actually my little friend that is the first time I've ever played that. As we all can see this little SpursforSix cat has a real REAL bad case of Avanteitist, not as bad as yours little buddy, but pretty bad.

[Avante]

"South of El Paso"

she walked into the bar
tall and fine
I said to myself
it's just a matter of time

I looked her way
she smiled at me
her name was Rose
I told her...Avante

we had a few drinks
danced close and slow
then it off to her trailor
just south of El Paso

the dogs begin to bark
as we pulled up
her in a long black Cadillac
me in an old beat up Chevy truck

there must be a God up above
there has to be
because only an Angel
could do what she did to me

I left the next morning
she asked me to stay, please don't go
I told her not to worry
I'd definately be back
to just south of El Paso

[Thread]

I wonder what asshole beat the shit out of him like that.

[I. Hustle]

I'm waiting for the "Tell me how my ass tastes" line

[Avante]

I can't think Florida and not think...

Blind Blake
Ray Charles
FSU
U of Miami
The Rock
Bob Hayes
Wilie Galimore
Florida A&M Marching Band
Key Largo
Michael Irvin
Dennis Mitchell
John Capel
Bernard Williams
Jeff Demps
Hulk Hogan
Fred Taylor
Florida Gators
Emmitt Smith
Deion Sanders
Tampa Bay Buc's
Eddie Graham
Rey Robinson
Houston McTear...HS 9.0 WR
Tampa Red
Tallahassie Tight
IMG Academy HS
USF
Miami Dolphins
Jimmy "Peach Head" Gordon
Hewritt Dixon
St.Thomas Aquinas HS
Florida Atlantic



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8l2IYvJ0vSk




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C64mQfdZRrc





https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=el1pNJceLHE

[Blake]

"South of El Paso"

she walked into the bar
tall and fine
I said to myself
it's just a matter of time

I looked her way
she smiled at me
her name was Rose
I told her...Avante

we had a few drinks
danced close and slow
then it off to her trailor
just south of El Paso

the dogs begin to bark
as we pulled up
her in a long black Cadillac
me in an old beat up Chevy truck

there must be a God up above
there has to be
because only an Angel
could do what she did to me

I left the next morning
she asked me to stay, please don't go
I told her not to worry
I'd definately be back
to just south of El Paso

Was she really old enough to drive?

[Avante]

Was she really old enough to drive?

Little buddy, she was also old enought to drink, remember we met in a bar. That's 21 in Texas, right?

Little buddy, I get you are bitter about the hand life has dealth you, and I get ya need a buddy, it's real easy to see you need help. I'm here for ya my little friend, ok?

"Good Bye"

she walked into the joint
but looked out of place
something about those pigtails
and that fresh little face

she sat down
at the bar
ordered a Gin Tonic
this had gone too far

I got up
walked over
and sat down
she looked at me
then a frown

you're not 21
it's plain to see
so how about showing me
some ID

she just smiled
gave a little sigh
then got up and left
but did wave....good bye

Little buddy, what's with the lack of a sense of humor? You're always so serious and bland. But, we'll work on that my little friend, ok?

[Blake]

Little buddy, she was also old enought to drink, remember we met in a bar. That's 21 in Texas, right?

Little buddy, I get you are bitter about the hand life has dealth you, and I get ya need a buddy, it's real easy to see you need help. I'm here for ya my little friend, ok?

Little buddy, what's with the lack of a sense of humor? You're always so serious and bland. But, we'll work on that my little friend, ok?

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[Avante]

let's hear a ballad about blake's bitchass ex-wife

The little man is my new buddy, it's really easy the see the little guy needs a friend. Especially considering that situation you mentioned. Imagine not being about to satisfy a woman because you are a dwarf. That would mess with anyones mind. So I'm gonna do what I can to help the little guy out, he needs Avante.

So this about just your basic bitch.

"The Bitch"

she sucks cock
then would grin
with cum
dripping off her chin

she was a bitch
and loved it that way
nobody she wouldn't do
night or day

she did it for free
and with gusto
did it with glee

she was a bitch
or ya could call her a whore
she'd fuck on the table
down on the floor

she was bitch
a filty whore
but she could fuck
until ya couldn't take anymore

yep, she was a bitch
a filty whore

[Avante]

i thought dwarves had big dongs

You're confusing midgets with dwarves.

[Blake]

You're confusing midgets with dwarves.


Blues, track and midgetdicks expert

[DMC]

I wonder what asshole beat the shit out of him like that.

Got you worried?

[SpursforSix]

Blues, track and midgetdicks expert

Not really. Sounds like a dong expert.

[SpursforSix]

Hey...Spursforsix...do dwarves have big dongs?
Spursforsix: I have no idea. What the fuck.
Avante: oh...no...dwarves have small dongs. Now midgettes...mm
, they have nice large but childlike dongs

[Thread]

Got you worried?

No, nobody is trying to shoot me in a cruiser.