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Splits
11-08-2016, 10:47 PM
State: Gingrich
Treasury: Donald Jr.
Energy: Palin
Defense: Flynn
Justice: Fat Christie
Homeland Security: 9u1lian1
Attorney General: Sessions

ElNono
11-08-2016, 10:49 PM
Health: Carson

Splits
11-08-2016, 10:54 PM
Chief of staff: Kellyann Conway
Ambassador to Russia: Paul Manafort

spurraider21
11-08-2016, 10:56 PM
State: putin
Homeland security: assange

baseline bum
11-08-2016, 11:00 PM
I can't believe he won the election without an ISIS attack.

Splits
11-08-2016, 11:16 PM
Education: ducks

CosmicCowboy
11-08-2016, 11:16 PM
Judge Judy for Justice.

ElNono
11-08-2016, 11:38 PM
Press Secretary: Hannity

Splits
11-08-2016, 11:51 PM
Updated prediction:

DHS: Joe Arpaio (he lost his sheriff's badge tonight)

spurraider21
11-09-2016, 12:04 AM
Homeland Security: that black sheriff

DMX7
11-09-2016, 12:06 AM
lol, what an all-star crew.

Down futures down 800 as we speak.

Robz4000
11-09-2016, 12:06 AM
Updated prediction:

DHS: Joe Arpaio (he lost his sheriff's badge tonight)

:lmao oh fuck if that happens. Thread get in here!!!!!!

Spurminator
11-09-2016, 12:18 AM
SCOTUS Nominee Ted Cruz

Splits
11-09-2016, 01:39 AM
Dept of Education: Ann Coulter (she's ghostwritten a lot of books)

Splits
11-09-2016, 11:35 AM
Press Secretary: Michelle Bachmann

spurraider21
11-09-2016, 01:19 PM
Dept of Education: Ann Coulter (she's ghostwritten a lot of books)adios america

baseline bum
11-09-2016, 01:20 PM
Dept of Education: Ann Coulter (she's ghostwritten a lot of books)

No way, that's Palin's spot.

TheSanityAnnex
11-09-2016, 01:37 PM
Looking forward to seeing what Donald Trump Jr is able to do with his 2nd Amendment Coalition.

spurraider21
11-09-2016, 01:38 PM
Looking forward to seeing what Donald Trump Jr is able to do with his 2nd Amendment Coalition.maybe they can stop the president

spursistan
11-09-2016, 01:43 PM
Trump better wise up, tbh :lol..

Yeah, there was lot of mutual bridge-burning with establishment Republicans, but there is no way I'm putting parochial fuck faces like Newt Gingrich in State department or Defense...Even Dubya, when he came in, had to rely his dad's crew of seasoned statesmen..

florige
11-09-2016, 01:57 PM
I can't believe he won the election without an ISIS attack.



Hillary Clinton, Emails that's how.

Thread
11-09-2016, 02:02 PM
:lmao oh fuck if that happens. Thread (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=19320) get in here!!!!!!

Very sad over this. Fuckin' Soros came into this state, targeted Joe and took him out. At least it kept over $2 million from going to Hillary.

Splits
11-09-2016, 02:19 PM
Commerce: Rick Perry

http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/politics/2011/11/rick-perrys-debate-lapse-oops-cant-remember-department-of-energy/

Pelicans78
11-09-2016, 02:21 PM
Trump better wise up, tbh :lol..

Yeah, there was lot of mutual bridge-burning with establishment Republicans, but there is no way I'm putting parochial fuck faces like Newt Gingrich in State department or Defense...Even Dubya, when he came in, had to rely his dad's crew of seasoned statesmen..

And they turned out to be a disaster :lol

ducks
11-09-2016, 03:35 PM
No sooner had networks projected Donald Trump would be the 45th president of the United States than speculation began about who would be in his Cabinet.

But already informed sources in Trump’s circle say they have been talking about potential Cabinet and other senior administration officials for months.

Typically, Republican presidents draw heavily from the ranks of former Republican presidential administrations. Insiders tell me this won’t be the case for President Trump.

“Unless you strongly backed Donald, he will be looking for fresh, outside-the-box thinkers,” the source said. “He picked his campaign staff that way. He thinks that’s the best way to go”

Trump also loves to be around people “he’s comfortable with.”

Trump made that clear when he made his VP pick. Ohio Gov. John Kasich was the establishment favorite.

“But Donald thought he was a little weird, so that ended,” a close Trump friend tells me.

Trump does not want “yes” men either. Donald likes people who disagree with him. For example, Rudy Giuliani is no one’s yes man, but Trump listens to him and respects him.

In official Washington, speculation on Wednesday morning was focused on top level positions at the Cabinet and beyond.

Here’s some of the people being discussed:
•Secretary of State: Newt Gingrich tops the list. The former House speaker was one of Trump's earliest supporters and staunchest defenders in the media. He’s a GOP heavyweight and can articulate Trump’s global vision to allies. Second choice: former U.N. Ambassador John Bolton. A staunch conservative, he was a critic of Iraq war strategy, something Trump likes.
•Secretary of Treasury: Steve Mnuchin has already been promised the job. A former Goldman Sachs executive and head of Trump campaign fundraising, Mnuchin will offer Wall Street credibility to Trump’s team. Backup choices: Billionaire investor Wilber Ross, Trump’s most notable Wall Street backer. Doubtful Ross will give up his global business empire, but he would be widely hailed. Steve Forbes is also in the mix, respected by Trump’s team for his Jack Kemp-style tax policies.
•Secretary of Defense: Retired Lt. Gen. Michael Flynn, former head of the Defense Intelligence Agency (DIA), has the job if he wants it. Others say he may take National Security adviser or CIA chief, which could be elevated to Cabinet rank, as Reagan did with Bill Casey.
•Attorney General: Rudy Giuliani, the former New York mayor, considered the politician closest to Trump, has the job if he wants it. Some Trump insiders say Giuliani would rather play Trump’s eminence grise.
•Secretary of Homeland Security: Alabama Sen. Jeff Sessions, the first senator to back Trump and his point man on immigration and border security in the Senate.
•Secretary of Education: Ben Carson is one of the people in Trump’s closest circles. While having a medical background, there has been talk that Carson would serve better at Education. Like Trump, Carson is a strong advocate of charter schools and vouchers. the Trump team believes it made significant inroads with African-American voters on this issue, and it wants to continue that effort.
•Secretary of Health and Human Resources: Betsey McCaughey, former lieutenant governor of New York, and healthcare expert, has been one of Trump’s fiercest and earliest supporters.
•Chairman of Council of Economic Advisers: Larry Kudlow, longtime supply sider and Reagan budget deputy director, was Trump’s lead adviser on tax policy and his strongest financial media defender. Already talk of making the job Cabinet rank if Larry wants it. Kudlow is also talked about as Janet Yellen’s replacement at the Fed if her position opens.
•Secretary of Agriculture: Rick Perry, former Texas governor and commissioner of agriculture; a one-time Trump critic, he loyally stumped for Trump after his own presidential bid ended.
•Secretary of Commerce: One named being mentioned is the embattled New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie. An early Trump endorser, he could be Trump’s point man on jobs, trade, and the economy.
•White House Chief of Staff: Trump’s son-in-law and confidante Jared Kushner is at the very top of the list. The job does not require Senate confirmation, and the position puts one of Trump’s most trusted advisers next to the president. Kushner served as de facto campaign manager and, as a Democrat, will have good ties with Senate and House Democrats in helping to push legislation through Congress.
•White House Counsel: Joseph Schmitz is the former inspector general of the Defense Department and former Ed Meese aide at Justice. Highly respected, he was an early Trump foreign policy adviser.
•RNC Chair: Not a government appointee but the president’s top political appointee as head of the party could be Roger Stone. A wildcard choice, the former Nixon and Reagan strategist is considered the architect of Trump’s political rise.

boutons_deux
11-10-2016, 02:50 PM
TRUMP TO CREATE JOBS FOR UNSKILLED WHITE MALES


http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/Borowitz-Giuliani-Gingrich-4-1-1200.jpg



WASHINGTON — Fulfilling a promise that was a hallmark of his campaign, President-elect Donald J. Trump said on Thursday that on Day One of his Administration he would create jobs for two unskilled white males.

Appearing at a press conference flanked by the males, Trump assailed an economy that had left the two men behind.

“These two guys are completely unskilled, unemployable, and angry,”

Trump said, as the two males glowered at the press corps.

“I, and I alone, can create jobs for people like them.”

Gesturing vehemently at the two men, Trump underlined his last point. “No one—I repeat, no one—but me is willing to give these two jobs,” he said.

The two unskilled men profusely thanked Trump, and said that they had almost given up hope that anyone would ever hire them again.

Appearing on CNN, another unskilled white male, Corey Lewandowski, said that the two jobs Trump had created were “just the beginning.”

“Almost everyone Donald Trump knows is an angry, unskilled white male, and he’s going to give jobs to every last one of them,”

he said.

http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/trump-to-create-jobs-for-unskilled-white-males (http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/trump-to-create-jobs-for-unskilled-white-males)