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[dabom]

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[dabom]

Official Gamethread.

[lilbthebasedgod]

3:30AM Riga Time

[Spur|n|Austin]

Does this count as the game thread?


No fucking game time. No.


Official Gamethread.


3:30AM Riga Time

[dabom]

Official girls too...

http://www.spursdynasty.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/158.jpg

[Ron Swanson]

:flag:

[r0drig0lac]

GO SPURS GO!!!

[LakerHater]

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[timtonymanu]

803748941376331776

Great news. Spurs need his defense.

[bklynspursfan]

803748941376331776

Nice!

[dabom]

Shit... Spurs are playing at home.. fuck... :lol

[spursistan]

Shit... Spurs are playing at home.. fuck... :lol
Why one can't edit his thread title after 10 secs? :lol

[DPG21920]

OP see's there is a game thread already, posts in said thread then starts a fail thread out of butthurt panic for attention :lmao

Ok.

[dabom]

OP see's there is a game thread already, posts in said thread then starts a fail thread out of butthurt panic for attention :lmao

Ok.

Your thread was shit. The people spoke. :tu

[DPG21920]

Your thread was shit. The people spoke. :tu

Link?

:lmao Spurs at Orlando :lmao

[cd98]

Great news. Spurs need his defense.

And his overall energy.

[dabom]

Link?

:lmao Spurs at Orlando :lmao

You can keep bumping your shit thread. The peoples decided to christen this thread. :tu

[DPG21920]

Huh?

[RD2191]

Official game thread tbh fwiw

[dabom]

Official game thread tbh fwiw

[spurtech09]

Good to see Dedmon back in the line-up.

[RD2191]

:flag:

[RD2191]

Hopefully ibaka doesn't have a career night against us per usual.

[dabom]

:claw

[Ron Swanson]

Hopefully ibaka doesn't have a career night against us per usual.

He ain't bout dis life.

[RD2191]

Son of a bitch.

[DPG21920]

I cant believe ORL is starting Ibaka/Biyombo/Gordon again. This lineup has been really bad for them. They put Gordon in PnR as a ball handler and he is shooting an awful percentage:

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[RD2191]

Kawhi!

[RD2191]

Nice shot LMA

[Shipupi]

https://i.imgur.com/vdMZbyr.jpg

[Ron Swanson]

I cant believe ORL is starting Ibaka/Biyombo/Gordon again. This lineup has been really bad for them. They put Gordon in PnR as a ball handler and he is shooting an awful percentage:

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Not to mention Vucevic has played well and he's now on the bench.

[RD2191]

Nice aggression by LMA.

[DPG21920]

Keep going inside. For whatever reason ORL has not defended the paint well so attack and get to the line if you can. Should open up the 3 some if it works early.

[RD2191]

Getting to the line early.

[Mister Sinister]

Nice D from Verde there

[dabom]

Spurs by 20.

[RD2191]

Come on refs

[DPG21920]

Gross bail out man

[spurtech09]

Dude got fouled by air.....

[Mister Sinister]

That was some bulllllshit.

[Ron Swanson]

These refs can go fuck themselves.

[Mister Sinister]

Contrary to popular belief, ball does, in fact, lie.

[spurtech09]

Crowd is asleep as always.

[RD2191]

Come on TP

[DPG21920]

Rim protection in full effect for SA right now.

[Ron Swanson]

WTF is HOTS doing?

[Mister Sinister]

Gdi Tony.

[GSH]

"Rock the Casbah" playing in the AT&T? There's something you don't hear every day.

[DPG21920]

ORL playing good defense - luckily ORL cant shoot :lol

[Vokun]

Spurs absolutely hate playing at home :lol

[resistanze]

Poor ball movement tbh

[dabom]

Enrique ball. :lol

[Robz4000]

Guess we're using this game thread?

[RD2191]

Poor ball movement tbh

TBH

[spurtech09]

what ever happened to the Spurs exciting crowd.....back in the day the crowd was live and loud....

[Mister Sinister]

That dunk gave me buffering issues :lol

[GSH]

what ever happened to the Spurs exciting crowd.....back in the day the crowd was live and loud....


I don't get it either. I mean... they're playing "Rock the Casbah". That should be working those Millennials into a frenzy.

[spurtech09]

Tony Parker looks quick......

[DPG21920]

Perfect fast break by TP. Not a surprise at the low scoring start. Each team is content at taking their time and both solid defenses.

[TheDoctor]

Man the Spurs have more fans in Washington than in Texas.

[RD2191]

Wtf

[GSH]

Sean making a Tim Duncan reference. All those years, when a game got ugly like this, Tim was there to settle things down. :depressed

[DPG21920]

Great effort by Danny there.

[Robz4000]

:lmao both these teams

[spurtech09]

Time to bring in some Dedmon.....

[RD2191]

Well we suck again.

[GSH]

It's like Pau is on one of those reality survival shows, and he's trying hard not to waste any calories.

[timtonymanu]

The starters playing like ass.

[DPG21920]

I hope Ibaka keeps giving LMA that much space all game.

[spursistan]

This team at home :lmao..not even funny anymore..

[spurtech09]

Man the Spurs have more fans in Washington than in Texas.I know......Time to move to DC...

[DPG21920]

Let's hope we get good Manu today.

[Ron Swanson]

We look like ass so far.

[GSH]

This team at home :lmao..not even funny anymore..


Well at least the Spurs aren't going to give up a 30 point first quarter at home this time. As bad as this is, that's worse.

[timtonymanu]

Good to see the bench. Hope they play with more effort than the starters have shown so far.

[Kawhitstorm]

Offense:sleep

[TheDoctor]

Pop doing those hockey subs shit again?

[dabom]

Pop doing those hockey subs shit again?

That second unit PG play is better.

[DPG21920]

R-E-L-A-X

[spurtech09]

Spurs play better on the road.....

[TheDoctor]

It's like Pau is on one of those reality survival shows, and he's trying hard not to waste any calories.

:lmao

[NASpurs]

Nothing like bringing in Dedmon instead of Bertans to kick start the offense.

[GSH]

That was a good pass by Simmons. I'm not often a big fan of those long cross-court passes, but that got Patty a good look. He just missed the shot.

[spursistan]

Deadman :tu

[timtonymanu]

Deadman

[TheDoctor]

Vogel looks like shit :lol

[Ron Swanson]

WTF does Payton have on top of his head?

[DPG21920]

Wow Manu :lol. That shot was not even close.

[TheDoctor]

Manu Forever tbh

[loveforthegame]

Nice to see Dedmon out there again. :tu

[DarrinS]

:lmao @ that dude's hair

[dabom]

Dude got a rooster nest on his head. :lmao

[spursistan]

Spurs mAybe going to need Dedemon for good 25 minutes in playoffs to have chance against GSW/LAC..

[GSH]

Nice to see Dedmon out there again. :tu


Pop told him not to be a demonstrative black man anymore.

[spurtech09]

Where is the ball movement?......Everything looks out of rhythm ......

[DPG21920]

Not to pick on Manu but after having rest for him to look this blah kind of sucks.

[Robz4000]

Simmons starting where he left off last game.

[GSH]

:lmao @ that dude's hair


Payton's stylize had to kill a poodle for that 'do.

[DPG21920]

Good sub by Pop - Manu was no very good.

[Vokun]

Is Bertans going to crack the rotation?

[NASpurs]

Seems like the walk from the car to their seats wears out the fat asses at the AT&T Center. The Spurs might need to invest in mobility scooters.

[Robz4000]

Not to pick on Manu but after having rest for him to look this blah kind of sucks.

After his great start to the season he's looked awful 90% of the time. It's time to start going away from him on offense.

[Ron Swanson]

Dedmon doing some nice things. Pop will bench him soon.

[GSH]

Damn. Great patience by Dedmon.

[spursistan]

Dedmon muh nigga !

[dabom]

Tony is shit.

[GSH]

Damn, that pass by Simmons was a little Manu-esque. Not saying he's a younger Manu, but that was a tricky little pass.

[spurtech09]

Dedmon the only bright spot tonight....

[Robz4000]

If not for Dedmon and Simmons the Spurs are losing this game by 10 tbh.

[Vokun]

Dedmon with the goods :tu

[DPG21920]

While it would be nice you aren't going to blow out every team in the first half. Spurs should still see a double digit lead soon as long as they stop turning it over.

[DarrinS]

Damn, that pass by Simmons was a little Manu-esque. Not saying he's a younger Manu, but that was a tricky little pass.

I was thinking the same thing :lol

[spursistan]

Kawhi with another shitty shot...

[spurtech09]

Wow the second quarter is almost over and Spurs have 24 pts.....

[RD2191]

Flop

[GSH]

The bench is going to have to build a bigger lead, if they expect the starters to hold it.

[DPG21920]

7 turnovers is not going to cut it. That's the reason the lead is 3 and not 8+

[Vokun]

Porker is dogshit

[Kawhitstorm]

Spurs mAybe going to need Dedemon for good 25 minutes in playoffs to have chance against GSW/LAC..

He would have to play out of his mind like Biyombo, 15 minutes is more realistic.

[GSH]

Tony giving Biyombo a reach-around there.

[Spurs_619]

lol trade porker and LMA the buffet brothers imo

[Kawhitstorm]

:vomit:

[Robz4000]

:lmao both these teams

[TheDoctor]

Tony definitely loves the hardwood

[timtonymanu]

Good grief what is with our starting 5?

[Ron Swanson]

Danny, stop trying that shit.

[spurtech09]

Spurs look like they don't care about this game......bored...

[TheDoctor]

Spurs SL offense :lmao

[SAGirl]

What is wrong with starters really?

[Robz4000]

God I hate this season's team.

[GSH]

Good grief what is with our starting 5?


Yeah, I already said - it's not their fault. The bench didn't give them a big enough lead.

[Vokun]

Spurs taking the dumbest shots possible.

[RD2191]

Home court advantage might actually be detrimental to the spurs this season.

[timtonymanu]

Starting 5 playing awful. Like wtf.

[DarrinS]

This game is frustrating AF to watch

[Spurs_619]

This is what the offense looks like when kawhi doesnt get touches.... happy ST?

[DPG21920]

Ugly start offensively. Throwing the ball all over the place, very little off the ball movement, not good shooting when you get a decent look and just generally going through the motions.

[Kawhitstorm]

Why are they running PnR w/ Danny while Kawhi is standing in the corner?:downspin:

[loveforthegame]

It's so sexy when Green drives to the basket.

[NASpurs]

Home court advantage might actually be detrimental to the spurs this season.

:lol

[Amuseddaysleeper]

This team :(

[SPURt]

Pop needs to just bench the starters tonight, they are freaking awful

[GSH]

Spurs taking the dumbest shots possible.


They're flat again. Sooner or later, you have to look to the coach, if the players aren't motivated. I like Pop as a coach, but if this were some other team, I'd be calling out their coach. Not giving Pop a break just because I root for the team.

[SAGirl]

God I hate this season's team.
There are a lot of guys that I like TBH, and I have liked the bench, they play with energy and have a lot of guys developing that are interesting to watch, but I haven't warmed up to Pau/LMA at all... and though I like Pau's passing and BBIQ, him on defense is just horrendous.

[Kawhitstorm]

Home court advantage might actually be detrimental to the spurs this season.

4 pts in 7 minutes::lmao

[Ron Swanson]

It's so sexy when Green drives to the basket.

Sure, if you're into snuff flicks.

[spursistan]

Good grief what is with our starting 5?
Even Kawhi has played like dogshit at home this season..Inexcusable...not even in Top3 MVP race if we take off the homer glasses..

[NASpurs]

It's like watching two different teams home and away.

[Robz4000]

:lmao Pop's "solution" is to put Manu in

[GSH]

THAT'S the Kawhi we need all the time. Great move there. Made the defense look stupid.

[FkLA]

Rique getting abused per par :lol

[Spurs_619]

payton shitting on parker :lol

[timtonymanu]

That Payton fucker can't miss now even though he's been shooting terribly this season

[TheDoctor]

Payton scrub torching Tony per par

[loveforthegame]

Parkers defense.

[SAGirl]

I don't think this team has it TBH.. should just focus on player development and do the minitank:toast

[Spurs_619]

holy shit enrique

[DPG21920]

Great pass by Manu!

[resistanze]

WTF am I watching?

[Ron Swanson]

That Payton fucker can't miss now even though he's been shooting terribly this season

That dead ferret on top of his head is distracting everyone.

[Kawhitstorm]

Porker/Pau PnR defense::lmao

[Vokun]

Spurs getting bodied by the Magic. This is a 1st round exit fraud team

[Robz4000]

Had a feeling a loss was incoming tonight. Spurs are a terrible home team this season and Orlando has plenty of athleticism/length to bother the Spurs. On top of that I've lost a lot of faith in Pop as a coach; he just doesn't push the right buttons anymore and doesn't seem to care, and that attitude is rubbing off on the team.

[DarrinS]

WTF am I watching?

WNBA game

[Spurs_619]

Spurs getting bodied by the Magic. This is a 1st round exit fraud team

no just parker getting abused by peyton on both ends

[FaM0us Skins]

Manu to Gasol

[FkLA]

That Payton fucker can't miss now even though he's been shooting terribly this season

Being guarded by Enrique gives atleast a 10% bump in FG%, tbh.

[loveforthegame]

Leonard is a monster.

[spursistan]

Take fuckin Over Kawhi !

[Spurs_619]

Leonard will drag this team to victory no matter how much they protest

[GSH]

Good contest by Lee there. Thought that was a layup.

[Ron Swanson]

WNBA game


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FGI7R0u3TQ

[SAGirl]

Kawhi is the only one that saves this team. Its pathetic to watch their bad defense at times.
Is Gasol unplayable at times?

[SPURt]

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/30/43/a1/3043a1c775707bc64aa1faaeb95619f9.jpg

[timtonymanu]

Manu!!

[Robz4000]

Leonard is a monster.


Take fuckin Over Kawhi !


Leonard will drag this team to victory no matter how much they protest

Kawhi is a good part of the reason they're struggling tbh.

[GSH]

Panty Mills. That should have been an and-1.

[Spurs_619]

Patty comes in we get the lead hmmm...

[DPG21920]

What was that Mills?

[Robz4000]

:lmao

[Ron Swanson]

LMA with the prayer.

Of course Fournier hits one too.

[DPG21920]

Patty comes in we get the lead hmmm...

Not so much.

[loveforthegame]

Of course. :td

[spurtech09]

a lot of flukiness going on lol

[GSH]

What was that Mills?


Panty Mills, tbh.


Kawhi gambling on defense with 4 seconds left is dumb, though. Just play defense and go to the locker room with a lead.

[timtonymanu]

So sick of these fucking last second buzzer shots

[RD2191]

OH COME ON MAN. SOME FATASS SPURS FAN CURSED OUR HOME COURT.

[Raven]

lolee

[FaM0us Skins]

Bad defensive possession

[SAGirl]

Gutless Worms?

[Vokun]

When the fuck are scrubs going to stop hitting bullshit buzzer beaters against the Spurs?

[timtonymanu]

Spurs poor attitude to start the game is costing them. Considering how mediocre they look at home, I don't get why they think they can coast this game.

[Kawhitstorm]

Of course....:rolleyes

[SPURt]

Good thing Orlando is awful otherwise this could've been a lot worse

[TheDoctor]

So Kawhi is back to last year ugly dribble-dribble-drive-to-a-congested-lane-pickup-the-dribble-pass?

[GSH]

When the fuck are scrubs going to stop hitting bullshit buzzer beaters against the Spurs?


When you gamble on defense and whiff, you give up points more often than not. I love it when Kawhi gets steals, but that was just the wrong time to gamble.

[timtonymanu]

Spurs will be fine though.

[Spurs_619]

Kawhi is a good part of the reason they're struggling tbh.

not really 9 points on 5 shots and forcing his matchup into 4 TO's so far...

More so our backcourt getting shit on.

[TheDoctor]

OH COME ON MAN. SOME FATASS SPURS FAN CURSED OUR HOME COURT.
Amused tbh

[Kawhitstorm]

no just parker getting abused by peyton on both ends

Starting backcourt is scoreless & have more turnovers than assists.:lol

[spursistan]

This team has only played one really good quarter at home all season long (2nd q vs Utah) :lol...

[TheDoctor]

ORL's strategy cant be clearer. Take the ball and go against Rique.

[SAGirl]

Spurs:
https://66.media.tumblr.com/5393a3274b300fd7859900d49829b073/tumblr_munceuqFfv1s0cmmno1_400.gif

[Spurs_619]

Starting backcourt is scoreless & have more turnovers than assists.:lol

you can't make this shit up...

[DPG21920]

ORL is not some awful defensive team. So it should not be a surprise this is a bit of a grind it out game. The real and only major issue is turnovers. ORL sucks at scoring and the only way they get enough points to keep up is points off of TO's. They have 10 points off of TO's already.

[FkLA]

Starting backcourt is scoreless & have more turnovers than assists.:lol

But let's blame Kawhi :cry

[Kawhitstorm]

you can't make this shit up...

Porker is useless against teams w/ elite shot blockers especially his daddy Ibaka & Danny can't get uncontested 3s unless Porker is rolling.

[Ron Swanson]

This game:

https://media.tenor.co/images/48d7a073f6509d07c4e557599688ef6b/raw

[Robz4000]

not really 9 points on 5 shots and forcing his matchup into 4 TO's so far...

More so our backcourt getting shit on.

His misses have led to easy buckets by Orlando, he's making bad passes that lead to bad offensive possessions, and his primary cover on defense is a mediocre player (currently) to begin with. Absolutely no reason for him to have one rebound and no assists thus far.

[FkLA]

ORL is not some awful defensive team. So it should not be a surprise this is a bit of a grind it out game. The real and only major issue is turnovers. ORL sucks at scoring and the only way they get enough points to keep up is points off of TO's. They have 10 points off of TO's already.

Or to go right at Enrique's shit defense. It's working so far.

[DPG21920]

Or to go right at Enrique's shit defense. It's working so far.

The defense has been fine. Stop it.

[Robz4000]

But let's blame Kawhi :cry

Back court is pretty awful too. Plenty of blame to go around.

[Spurs_619]

His misses have led to easy buckets by Orlando, he's making bad passes that lead to bad offensive possessions, and his primary cover on defense is a mediocre player (currently) to begin with. Absolutely no reason for him to have one rebound and no assists thus far.

I will give you the rebounds but he has had the ball less then LMA, Gasol, and TP so far this game...

[Ice009]

Oh my. Spurs look like complete and utter garbage yet again.

[SpurPadre]

It's inexcusable to be losing to this team at home. Bad, bad half right there.

[SAGirl]

Tony having a bad game too...
/sigh

[dabom]

I'm going to sleep. Peace guys. :sleep

[SAGirl]

At least the bench play was inspiring.

[Chinook]

Spurs aren't running anything. That's on Pop.

[TheDoctor]

At least the bench play was inspiring.

[$pursDynasty]

Actually nobodies offense looks like anything other than crap this game so far. Might need to lean on LMAlpha

[Robz4000]

I will give you the rebounds but he has had the ball less then LMA, Gasol, and TP so far this game...

He's had the ball plenty, but instead of making things happen he's settling for bad shots (he's made half of them to be fair), turning it over, or giving it to Porker/Gasol with little time to do anything. He needs to be more decisive and aggressive at attacking the rim.

[Robz4000]

Spurs aren't running anything. That's on Pop.

This too.

[spurtech09]

The crowd looks even worse.....

[spursistan]

lol that Pau post-up out of lockeroom :lmao

[FaM0us Skins]

Good job Parker

[Robz4000]

:lmao this team

[TheDoctor]

GTFOH :pctoss

[SAGirl]

I am finding it hard to root for this team. I am heartbroken that fathead isn't playing and we are still losing :lol

[Ron Swanson]

The crowd looks even worse.....

Hitting up Whataburger right now.

[Robz4000]

Fuck Abaka too

[FaM0us Skins]

:claw

[SAGirl]

lol that Pau post-up out of lockeroom :lmao
that was funny...
the 2 man game between two PF with limited mobility :lol

[FkLA]

The defense has been fine. Stop it.

Not Enrique's.

[FaM0us Skins]

Green gets his first bucket

[Ron Swanson]

Kawhi fouled and no call.

[RD2191]

That was a foul!!

[DPG21920]

That looked like good enough block by Biyombo tbh..

[FaM0us Skins]

Damn I love how confident KL is this year

[SAGirl]

Ibaka

[TheDoctor]

Ibaka looking like Karl Malone against the Spurs per par

[loveforthegame]

Leonard got a call. Wow.

[$pursDynasty]

Foul Ibaka out

[FaM0us Skins]

:hatKawhi!

[RD2191]

Can these guys miss?

[loveforthegame]

Parkers defense is so impressive.

[Robz4000]

Yep, Orlando is confident as fuck now.

[spurtech09]

ugh sloppy

[FkLA]

Holy shit how many points/open shots has Enrique personally given up today?

[SAGirl]

Kawhi
:claw