RIP Big Mac inventor

[SpursforSix]

I've never ordered a Big Mac in my life.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/2298054/big-mac-inventor-passes-away-aged-98-nearly-50-years-after-creating-iconic-mcdonalds-burger/

[Blake]

If he made it to 98 he probably never ordered one either

[Avante]

I've never ordered a Big Mac in my life.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/2298054/big-mac-inventor-passes-away-aged-98-nearly-50-years-after-creating-iconic-mcdonalds-burger/

Who really gives a fuck? Dude, do you really think anyone cares if you ever had a Big Mac? I mean really, do you care if I had one, of course not.

Do you really care that I have never ever....

drank buttermilk
ate squid
listened to...Maria Carey, Madonna, Bette Mildler
never played soccer, tennis, golfed

Well?

Little man, stop telling us about ...you...ok guy, ya see nobody gives a fuck, ok?

To lie about....I ran a 20.00 200m as a kid......is bad enought.

[baseline bum]

If he made it to 98 he probably never ordered one either

Why? The burgers aren't bad for you. It's the fries and the coke that are filled with useless calories.

[benefactor]

Who really gives a fuck? Dude, do you really think anyone cares if you ever had a Big Mac? I mean really, do you care if I had one, of course not.

Do you really care that I have never ever....

drank buttermilk
ate squid
listened to...Maria Carey, Madonna, Bette Mildler
never played soccer, tennis, golfed

Well?

Little man, stop telling us about ...you...ok guy, ya see nobody gives a fuck, ok?

To lie about....I ran a 20.00 200m as a kid......is bad enought.
Who's the leg humper now?

[lefty]

Why? The burgers aren't bad for you. It's the fries and the coke that are filled with useless calories.
Yeah when I go to McDo I take a cheeseburger and a hamburger, no fries no Coke tbh

[Joseph Kony]

Big Mac is the truth, everything else there is trash

[I. Hustle]

Who really gives a fuck? Dude, do you really think anyone cares if you ever had a Big Mac? I mean really, do you care if I had one, of course not.

Do you really care that I have never ever....

drank buttermilk
ate squid
listened to...Maria Carey, Madonna, Bette Mildler
never played soccer, tennis, golfed

Well?

Little man, stop telling us about ...you...ok guy, ya see nobody gives a fuck, ok?

To lie about....I ran a 20.00 200m as a kid......is bad enought.


You've never played golfed? What a loser

[Blake]

Why? The burgers aren't bad for you. It's the fries and the coke that are filled with useless calories.

Eh, a burger slathered in 1000 island with an extra slice of cheap white bread isn't healthy but valid point.

I guess he never ordered his fries. Shame because that might be the tastiest food item on the menu.

[Blake]

Who really gives a fuck? Dude, do you really think anyone cares if you ever had a Big Mac? I mean really, do you care if I had one, of course not.

Do you really care that I have never ever....

drank buttermilk
ate squid
listened to...Maria Carey, Madonna, Bette Mildler
never played soccer, tennis, golfed

Well?

Little man, stop telling us about ...you...ok guy, ya see nobody gives a fuck, ok?

To lie about....I ran a 20.00 200m as a kid......is bad enought.

Nobody cares about Olangapo but here we are

[SpursforSix]

Who really gives a fuck? Dude, do you really think anyone cares if you ever had a Big Mac? I mean really, do you care if I had one, of course not.

Do you really care that I have never ever....

drank buttermilk
ate squid
listened to...Maria Carey, Madonna, Bette Mildler
never played soccer, tennis, golfed

Well?

Little man, stop telling us about ...you...ok guy, ya see nobody gives a fuck, ok?

To lie about....I ran a 20.00 200m as a kid......is bad enought.

How could you have gotten through the 80's and 90's without hearing Madonna or Mariah Carey?
That really concerns me about what you were doing with your time.

[baseline bum]

Big Mac is the truth, everything else there is trash

Their chipotle BBQ sauce is pretty badass. Too bad you can't just get the sauce by itself and then go to Wendy's for the nuggets.

[SpursforSix]

Their chipotle BBQ sauce is pretty badass. Too bad you can't just get the sauce by itself and then go to Wendy's for the nuggets.

I gotta say that their food is shit but sometimes it tastes just right.

Some of the breakfast stuff is legit too. I don't give a fuck what it's made out of. I don't eat it often.

[Avante]

Who's the leg humper now?

As you totally ignore the topic of this thread, which proves my point.

[Avante]

You've never played golfed? What a loser

Football, track, body building. Golf would bore the fuck out of me.

[Avante]

How could you have gotten through the 80's and 90's without hearing Madonna or Mariah Carey?
That really concerns me about what you were doing with your time.

They just don't match up to....

Bonnie Raitt
Lucinda Williams
Gillian Welch
Norah Jones
Emmylou Harris
Shelby Lynne
Allison Krauss
Nina Simone

or....




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Xp9IaqAahc

[Chucho]

I gotta say that their food is shit but sometimes it tastes just right.

Some of the breakfast stuff is legit too. I don't give a fuck what it's made out of. I don't eat it often.

The sausage muffin and their OJ kill.

[DJR210]

R.I.P. founder of General Tso's chicken too.. Sad, sad week.

[baseline bum]

I gotta say that their food is shit but sometimes it tastes just right.

Some of the breakfast stuff is legit too. I don't give a fuck what it's made out of. I don't eat it often.


The sausage muffin and their OJ kill.

Chicken biscuits too. Can't go wrong with Chick Fil A in biscuit.

[JMarkJohns]

How could you have gotten through the 80's and 90's without hearing Madonna or Mariah Carey?
That really concerns me about what you were doing with your time.

Kids Bop, TBH, and free candy!!!

You gotta give the exploited children what they want!

[Thread]

It's garbage now, but, at inception is was something very special. I worked there, for about 2 weeks in the late '60's. I made the mistake of placing the middle bun on the bottom and the bottom bun in the middle of a tray of 24 Big Macs. Nigh on half-a-century later I can still see the supervisor tipping that tray into the rubber trash can.

[baseline bum]

I made the mistake of placing the middle bun on the bottom and the bottom bun in the middle of a tray of 24 Big Macs. Nigh on half-a-century later I can still see the supervisor tipping that tray into the rubber trash can.

Was that the turning point where everything started going wrong cubby?

[johnsmith]

Don't care what anyone says....Big Macs are good shit.

I also don't see the fuss about In and Out. They're good, but no life changing like I was always led to believe. Whataburger is just as good....and Dan's in Austin is better than both.

[Thread]

Was that the turning point where everything started going wrong cubby?

No, that was strike 2. Strike 1 was when I couldn't for the life of me get the fucking black bow tie to clip on properly. I wrestled with that fucker in the basement of that McDonald's for 15 minutes,,,even then it was fucking crooked when I finally got upstairs. "Where have you been, uh, uh, Robinson?"

Strike 3? I got there a few days after the Big Mac Incident to find the weekly schedule. I had two hours for the entire week.

So, I didn't go back and instead went to work for Arthur Treachers Fish & Chips...where I promptly left the drain cock open and flooded the kitchen floor with oil.

[TDMVPDPOY]

wtf does avante the faggot always derail a thread with his bs.....ok u never had a bigmac, but it looks like u want the bbc

[Avante]

wtf does avante the faggot always derail a thread with his bs.....ok u never had a bigmac, but it looks like u want the bbc

Go ahead talk about the topic. Just how much can be said about fast food?

[UNT Eagles 2016]

McRib >>>>>>>>>>> anything else at McDonalds. I usually eat 20+ orders of two mcribs plus fries and drink meal every fall when the mcrib comes around.

[johnsmith]

Go ahead talk about the topic. Just how much can be said about fast food?

Adorable coming from a guy that literally makes the same threads over and over and over again. Just stop posting here.

[johnsmith]

McRib >>>>>>>>>>> anything else at McDonalds. I usually eat 20+ orders of two mcribs plus fries and drink meal every fall when the mcrib comes around.

That shit is like crack. It's a lock that I have an extra five lbs to lose every year when that thing comes and goes. I have no idea wtf is in it, but I'm eating it like avante eats 12 year old pussy!

[SpursforSix]

That shit is like crack. It's a lock that I have an extra five lbs to lose every year when that thing comes and goes. I have no idea wtf is in it, but I'm eating it like avante eats 12 year old pussy!

December 17.

[Avante]

Adorable coming from a guy that literally makes the same threads over and over and over again. Just stop posting here.

When was the last time I posted a thread, well?

Dude, you're a freak, but ya know that...right?

[UNT Eagles 2016]

December 17.

huh? Mcrib usually lasts until at least a week after New Year's.

[SpursforSix]

huh? Mcrib usually lasts until at least a week after New Year's.

I think they are starting serving it on Dec. 17. Can you get it where you are now?

[TimDunkem]

wtf does avante the faggot always derail a thread with his bs.....ok u never had a bigmac, but it looks like u want the bbc
:lol

[UNT Eagles 2016]

I think they are starting serving it on Dec. 17. Can you get it where you are now?

They premiered it the weekend after Thanksgiving in Texas.

[SpursforSix]

They premiered it the weekend after Thanksgiving in Texas.

Wow. I haven't seen any ads or anything. I remember last year, it wasn't at every location. I'll have to go through and see if I can get my McRib on.

[johnsmith]

When was the last time I posted a thread, well?

Dude, you're a freak, but ya know that...right?

Bruh, I needed a metaphor for how much I like the sandwich....your love for underage vagina seemed to fit the bill....I don't see the problem?

[Avante]

Still trying to figure out what to say about hamburgers, hmmmm?

"Big Mac"

I needed a hamburger
no McDonalds would do
I had to have a Big Mac
and you would too

so big and meaty
and the price is right
be it morning, noon
or night

add some fries
and a coke
the best in the biz
and that ain't no joke

Carl's Jr is ok
and Wendy's is here to stay
but I'd order a Big Mac
just before I passed away

[UNT Eagles 2016]

Still trying to figure out what to say about hamburgers, hmmmm?

"Big Mac"

I needed a hamburger
no McDonalds would do
I had to have a Big Mac
and you would too

so big and meaty
and the price is right
be it morning, noon
or night

add some fries
and a coke
the best in the biz
and that ain't no joke

Carl's Jr is ok
and Wendy's is here to stay
but I'd order a Big Mac
just before I passed away

None of that. Just::::


2 all beef patties special sauce lettuce cheese pickles onions on a sesame seed bun.

[Avante]

None of that. Just::::


2 all beef patties special sauce lettuce cheese pickles onions on a sesame seed bun.

I confess, I can't talk burgers, my bad.

[UNT Eagles 2016]

I confess, I can't talk burgers, my bad.

You're in your 60s and you don't get that reference? :lol

[Avante]

You're in your 60s and you don't get that reference? :lol

Of course I did, I just had nothing to add. I'm so limited when talking burgers.

[SpursforSix]

You're in your 60s and you don't get that reference? :lol

He's more, "2 underage fatties, little Ross, kiddies please, diddle children while I make them smell my buns".

[Avante]

He's more, "2 underage fatties, little Ross, kiddies please, diddle children while I make them smell my buns".

Why this need to prove over and over again you are a lying idiot? We all get it already, ok little guy?

I ran a 20.00 in middle school.

Too dumb to know what a 20.00 even is.

[Blake]

so big and meaty
and the price is right
be it morning, noon
or night

Olangapo thread

[clambake]

He's more, "2 underage fatties, little Ross, kiddies please, diddle children while I make them smell my buns".

yes, i rape children, but what does that have to do with tack times?

[SpursforSix]

Why this need to prove over and over again you are a lying idiot? We all get it already, ok little guy?

I ran a 20.00 in middle school.

Too dumb to know what a 20.00 even is.

I wasn't dumb. I'll admit I was ignorant as to what good times were. All I was trying to do was beat the other 7 guys I was racing. I didn't give a fuck what the time was. Nor did I have any idea what the middle school record was. I still don't give a fuck. It's kind of cool to realize that my time would have been considered "world class". But it's not something I dwell on or brag about.

[UNT Eagles 2016]

yes, i rape children, but what does that have to do with tack times?

Tact time? McDonalds makes a killing there. I saw how they make their Mcnuggets.

[DMC]

No, that was strike 2. Strike 1 was when I couldn't for the life of me get the fucking black bow tie to clip on properly. I wrestled with that fucker in the basement of that McDonald's for 15 minutes,,,even then it was fucking crooked when I finally got upstairs. "Where have you been, uh, uh, Robinson?"

Strike 3? I got there a few days after the Big Mac Incident to find the weekly schedule. I had two hours for the entire week.

So, I didn't go back and instead went to work for Arthur Treachers Fish & Chips...where I promptly left the drain cock open and flooded the kitchen floor with oil.

So you were embarrassed by a hot greasy cock?