3rdworldsung S8 rumors

[jeebus]

https://9to5mac.com/2016/12/06/samsung-galaxy-s8-headphone-socket-home-button/

So right away we have:

copying apple in ditching the 3.5mm jack
copying apple in ditching a home button
copying apple in not having exploding phones

Oh, how the poverty phones have fallen.

[lefty]

:lol you beat me to it


:lol Shamesung

:lol not to mention they made fun of Apple 7's lack of headphone jack during the Nitroglyceryn 7 presention

[hater]

They are korean why is anyone surprised?

[Reck]

Poorsung is likely done after the embarrassment 7 note blowsung fiasco.

[jeebus]

:lol not to mention they made fun of Apple 7's lack of headphone jack during the Nitroglyceryn 7 presention

:lol one of those comedy bits where he goes on stage, mocks the competition to no end, walks off the stage directly to his production team and begs them to ditch the 3.5mm jack

[ElNono]

:lol can't wait to see the new fireworks now that they'll be able to pack more TNT in those things...

[313]

the Nitroglyceryn 7 presention
:lol

[vander]

Looks like apple will be using a new screen technology soon: OLED, have you heard of it?

[lefty]

Looks like apple will be using a new screen technology soon: OLED, have you heard of it?
No but it must be new because Apple

[ElNono]

Just bought my nephew a Huawei Hero 8... that's a damn nice phone if you have pre-paid, tbh...

[lefty]

Just bought my nephew a Huawei Hero 8... that's a damn nice phone if you have pre-paid, tbh...
You mean the Honor 8? Yup excelent phone

Bought my mom the Huawei Honor 5X, unlocked

Not bad for 150 bucks tbh

[jeebus]

Looks like apple will be using a new screen technology soon: OLED, have you heard of it?Get your own thread, apple fanboy

[ElNono]

You mean the Honor 8? Yup excelent phone

Bought my mom the Huawei Honor 5X, unlocked

Not bad for 150 bucks tbh

Yeah, that one. It was like $300... snappy as fuck, dual rear cameras, quick charge, 1080P... not bad at all.

[TDMVPDPOY]

shouldnt the resell value of the 6s or 6+ be higher since its the last iphone with a earphone jack?

im going from a note to something smaller in size, all these big phones in pockets just makes it unconfortable or fiindin shit to fit it in

[lefty]

Yeah, that one. It was like $300... snappy as fuck, dual rear cameras, quick charge, 1080P... not bad at all.
also the fingerprint gestures that Google "stole" from them for their Pixel

[jeebus]

http://www.gadgetsnow.com/tech-news/samsung-galaxy-s8-to-have-6-inch-screen-variant-report/articleshow/56183507.cms


:lol 6 inch variant that no one asked for
:lol beast mode to put more strain on the battery
:lol running out of ideas so hey bigger screen for a bigger battery for a bigger explosion
:lol will be banned from airlines by summer

[lefty]

So it looks like the S8 won't have physical home button

Eh....

[DJR210]

Fuck a physical home button.. No bootloop no buy

[lefty]

Fuck a physical home button.. No bootloop no buy

:lol LG forever

[DJR210]

Life's Good..My Phone Isn't

[lefty]

Barring any explosion , this phone should be good

[140]

Barring any explosion , this phone should be good
So they ditched t:loluchwiz?

[lefty]

So they ditched t:loluchwiz?

You mean one of the OEM softwares Goggle stole features from?

:lol stock Android

[Chucho]

LOL. Fans of one slave shop slapping down the other slave shop.

I wonder if that can be done to Starbucks and Nike.

[Clipper Nation]

:lol Anyone who uses any phone not made by Apple
:lol Android: the official phones of beta cucks

[jeebus]

:lol Anyone who uses any phone not made by Apple
:lol Android: the official phones of beta cucks

http://i.imgur.com/qQLfHCr.gif

[lefty]

:lol Apple releasing phones with 3 years old specs
:lol and 5 years old features
:lol priced like new premium flagship
:lol iSheeps falling for it

[140]

:lol Apple releasing phones with 3 years old specs
:lol and 5 years old features
:lol priced like new premium flagship
:lol iSheeps falling for it

[ElNono]

:lol iSheeps too scared to play with explosives
:lol Airlines scared of harmless exploding batteries
:lol Rebels in Syria can't do shit with Apple phones other than make calls and text

[resistanze]

iOS is a shitty mobile OS but a free phone is a free phone tbh...don't care enough

[lefty]

iOS is a shitty mobile OS but a free phone is a free phone tbh...don't care enough

Well it works and if it's free, why not? Still a good phone.
Especially with those insane flagship prices nowadays.


Still


:lol iOS
:lol people renting their phones instead of owning it thanks to Fapple's shitty closed ecosystem
:lol customization means moving icons around (and it only lets you placr them on Apple's terms :lol) and changing wallpapers
:lol forced to used shitty standard ringtones and notification sounds
:lol to use a custom ringtone, iCucks have to edit a song in iTunes on their computer and then upload it to their phone, WTF is this 1999 ? :lmao
:lol iCucks all have the same standard Fapple ringtones, everybody pick up their phones at the same time when an iPhone rings because they all have the same ringtone

:lol paying 1000 bucks for outdated specs
:lol Apple will probably add IR blaster and iSheeps will go "oooh it's magic

[Clipper Nation]

:lol "The iPhone has outdated features!" :cry
:lol It actually has all of Explodesung's "new features" before they can rip them off
:lol Caring about ringtones in 2017
:lol Apple always wins

[lefty]

:lol "The iPhone has outdated features!" :cry
:lol It actually has all of Explodesung's "new features" before they can rip them off
:lol Caring about ringtones in 2017
:lol Apple always wins

:lol apple
:lol 1999 phones with bigger screens

[UZER]

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[lefty]

:lol

[140]

:rollin

[ElNono]

:lol

[lefty]

:lol iSheeps too scared to play with explosives
:lol Airlines scared of harmless exploding batteries
:lol Rebels in Syria can't do shit with Apple phones other than make calls and text

:lol

[illusioNtEk]

im in need of a new phone.... dont know if i can last to long you guys....

[lefty]

Goat

[leemajors]

Goat

face scanning already defeated by photos :lmao

[resistanze]

Well it works and if it's free, why not? Still a good phone.
Especially with those insane flagship prices nowadays.


Still


:lol iOS
:lol people renting their phones instead of owning it thanks to Fapple's shitty closed ecosystem
:lol customization means moving icons around (and it only lets you placr them on Apple's terms :lol) and changing wallpapers
:lol forced to used shitty standard ringtones and notification sounds
:lol to use a custom ringtone, iCucks have to edit a song in iTunes on their computer and then upload it to their phone, WTF is this 1999 ? :lmao
:lol iCucks all have the same standard Fapple ringtones, everybody pick up their phones at the same time when an iPhone rings because they all have the same ringtone

:lol paying 1000 bucks for outdated specs
:lol Apple will probably add IR blaster and iSheeps will go "oooh it's magic

:lol smashed my iPhone 6 into bits when case malfunctoned. on iPhone 7 now tbh

[lefty]

face scanning already defeated by photos :lmao
Lol face scanning was already defeated by photos back to the Nexus phones , wake up :lmao

[lefty]

:lol smashed my iPhone 6 into bits when case malfunctoned. on iPhone 7 now tbh

Hey if it's free

UAG case FTW by the way

[leemajors]

Hey if it's free

UAG case FTW by the way

otterbox has a better warranty and customer service tbh

[leemajors]

Lol face scanning was already defeated by photos back to the Nexus phones , wake up :lmao

this is a brand new phone :lmao

[lefty]

this is a brand new phone :lmao

So?

Not Samsung fault tbh, the FR tech is just flawed

[lefty]

otterbox has a better warranty and customer service tbh
I have an Otterbox Commuter, replaced with UAG .


UAG has the right protection-looks-bulkiness combo

[leemajors]

So?

Not Samsung fault tbh, the FR tech is just flawed

then it doesn't make it to final design after testing, obviously.

[lefty]

then it doesn't make it to final design after testing, obviously.

Non issue
I wouldn't use it anyway :lol

[leemajors]

Non issue
I wouldn't use it anyway :lol

At least their TVs seem to be solid, I wouldn't go near one of their phones :lol

[lefty]

At least their TVs seem to be solid, I wouldn't go near one of their phones :lol

The N7 was very explosive tbh

[jeebus]

tbh the s8 itself looks ok but that's about it. you can have a great screen and camera but when apps like instagram and snapchat and the sort neuter the fuck out of the quality, it's all moot. most phones today are facebook and shitty graphic game machines nowadays.

imo at least past apple products and the note 7 were super useful.

http://i.imgur.com/02XN1AN.jpg

[lefty]

:lol

[ElNono]

lmao

[resistanze]

S8 looks fucking sexy tbh. Would be my next phone if I needed one (nope, still on S5 for personal)

[lefty]

S8 looks fucking sexy tbh. Would be my next phone if I needed one (nope, still on S5 for personal)
The smaller S8 is too big for my tiny girly hands :cry

Also no flat screen option? Yeah super convenient for screen protectors and case

[140]

p:lol:lolrsung

[Venti Quattro]

I was impressed by the S8 so I am excited for what Bombsung has in store for the Note8. I hope they move to 128GB internal storage and a minimum of 4,000 mAh battery life.

QHD and 4GB RAM are okay - we don't need an overkill in RAM (we need more optimizations) and screen resolution. What would make it more appealing are the increases in storage and battery life

[lefty]

Fuck that the smaller S8 is too big for my tiny girly hands

Also no flat screen option

[Venti Quattro]

Also no flat screen option

That's not surprising at all because they already came out with a Note with curved edges, and it's not ideal for a Note to have curved edges

[lefty]

That's not surprising at all because they already came out with a Note with curved edges, and it's not ideal for a Note to have curved edges

The S8 curved edges don't seem to be as pronounced as the S7 edge though

[lefty]

Got to play with the S8-S8+ in a store today
Det screen

:lol the Iphone 7 plus looked like an Iphone 3G next to the Samsung

[jeebus]

Got to play with the S8-S8+ in a store today
Det screen

:lol the Iphone 7 plus looked like an Iphone 3G next to the SamsungSo you can check facebook, your email, and some shitty jpeg meme in 4k res? :lol

[lefty]

So you can check facebook, your email, and some shitty jpeg meme in 4k res? :lol
Fuck yeah

[jeebus]

Fuck yeahMein nigga

[TDMVPDPOY]

this worth g etting over iphone7+/7?

[lefty]

this worth g etting over iphone7+/7?
As long as the S8 doesn't explode, yes

[Venti Quattro]

I got to play with the S8+ for 10 minutes in the store and it is fucking amazing

[ElNono]

I got to play with the S8+ for 10 minutes in the store and it is fucking amazing

:lol don't tell us you didn't get nervous when it got hot

[lefty]

I got to play with the S8+ for 10 minutes in the store and it is fucking amazing
It is.
Makes the iPhone 7 look like an iPhone 3G tbh :lol

[Venti Quattro]

I don't get why Bombsung are still reselling refurbished N7 phones. It'll dilute sales of the S8 and S8+ and potentially the N8

[lefty]

I don't get why Bombsung are still reselling refurbished N7 phones. It'll dilute sales of the S8 and S8+ and potentially the N8

Agreed, unnecessary damage control

[ElNono]

Repair Shops Are Stoked That the Samsung Galaxy S8 Is the Most Fragile Phone Ever Made

Smartphone repair companies are expecting to fix a lot of those beautiful, cracked Infinity Screens, the headline feature of the Samsung Galaxy S8. From a report on Motherboard:The Samsung Galaxy S8 is expensive, popular, and fragile. Its parts can also be sourced relatively inexpensively, which means that third party repair companies are salivating over the prospect of you fumbling the phone and bringing it to them for a screen repair (https://motherboard.vice.com/en_us/article/samsung-galaxy-s8-screen-replacement). "The price point is good, the repairability is there," Justin Carroll, owner of the Richmond, Virginia-based Fruit Fixed smartphone repair shop told me. "Durability-wise, it's definitely going to break, no question about that." Soon after its release, electronics insurance company SquareTrade put Samsung's new flagship phone through its breakability test, a series of drops, dunks, and tumbles. It was deemed the most breakable phone of all time: "S8 is the first phone we've tested that's cracked on the first drop on ALL sides," SquareTrade wrote in a video demonstrating the drops.There's an obvious reason for this, of course. The S8 is made almost entirely of glass, and has barely any top or bottom bezel, which is why the phone is marketed as having an "infinity screen."

[lefty]

Prospect?
Awesome