There I was in a San Antonio

[Al Koholik]

bar. Just old enough to drink. I was stationed at Ft. Sam. I was in there with some of my soldier buddies who talked me into having my first drink with them.

After a few shots of that Mexican likker, I was walking around half blind asking... are you under 200 pounds? Are you under 200 pounds?

Al... Hey sweetheart. You ever had a Boston cream pie?
Her... Oh? Pie?!
Al... I meant that I want to cream inside you
Her... can we get back to the pie? Here hold my kid
Al... I don't touch kid's honey
Her... Pedrito, go sit by the pool tables. Here sell this gum.
Al... So.... are we doing this?
Her... We can have sex but I want that pie you promised me, papi

When I woke up, I had never seen a bitch that big. I had never been to San Antonio before. Why didn't they tell us? Nobody told me they would be that big. That was my first time drinking.

[William Hung]

Hah..that's what I woulda done. Corso

[Silver&Black]

There I was....logging into my alt account to talk shit about Avante.

You're a bigger faggot than he is.

[Avante]

The Avante experience, ha~~~~

Often imitated never duplicated.

Fuck the bullshit above, let's have some music.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXFK82TGh7c

[Avante]

There I was....logging into my alt account to talk shit about Avante.

You're a bigger faggot than he is.

Would you call me a faggot to my face ya little shit?

[Avante]

Pay attention son...

"San Antonio"

there I sat on a bar stool
in old San Antone
when in she walked
talking on her cell phone

something was wrong
it was plain to see
with big tears in her eyes'
she sat down next to me

I looked over with a grin
saw a big tear drop off her chin
then she smiled at me
she was cute as she could be

I said...my name is Avante
she said hers was Jill
then she grab my hand
I got a chill

we ended up at her place
just west of old San Antone
I was awaken by the chime
of her cell phone

Now before my posse of idiots arrive remember she is in a bar, ok little people? In Texas it's what....21?

[I. Hustle]

There I was....logging into my alt account to talk shit about Avante.

You're a bigger faggot than he is.


Would you call me a faggot to my face ya little shit?

Hey Hey Hey... he was sticking up for you, dude.

[SpursforSix]

FIFY


Pay attention son...

"San Antonio"

there I saw on a bar stool
in old San Antone
when in she walked
talking on her cell phone

something was wrong
it was plain to see
with big tears in her eyes'
she sat down next to me

I looked over with a grin
saw a big tear drop of her chin
then she smiled at me
she was cute as she could be

I said...my name is Avante
she said hers was Jill
then she grab my hand
I got a chill

we ended up at her place
just west of old San Antone
I was awaken by the chime
of her cell phone

I answered the call
and asked who it is
"This is her mom
you sick piece of shit"

I asked this woman
why such a fuss
She said "it's 8:30
and she missed her bus".

[Avante]

FIFY

So here's this grade school kid hanging out in bars who lives alone?

Dude, are you simply retarded?

So she walked to the bar, remember she lived west of San Antone.

What an idiot.

[SpursforSix]

So here's this grade school kid hanging out in bars who lives alone?

Dude, are you simply retarded?

So she walked to the bar, remember she lived west of San Antone.



about 8500 miles west

[Sportcamper]

After a few shots of that Mexican likker, I was walking around half blind asking... are you under 200 pounds? Are you under 200 pounds?
:lol:lmao:lol DOG!

[Avante]

about 8500 miles west

Hmmmmm?

Avante....aren't you a little young to be in a bar?
little one...I swam all the way from Olongapo.
Avante...cool. I'll be right back...ok?

Avante...hey Joe can I talk to ya?
Joe...what's up?
Avante...see that girl with the wet hair?
Joe...yep?
Avante...she is way too young to be in here and says she just swam over from the Phillipines. How about calling the authorities,ok?
Joe...how about walking her outside first, don't want her found in here, ok?

So we stood outside "Joe's" until the police showed up.

[monosylab1k]

Hmmmmm?

Avante....aren't you a little young to be in a bar?
little one...I swam all the way from Olongapo.
Avante...cool. I'll be right back...ok?

Avante...hey Joe can I talk to ya?
Joe...what's up?
Avante...see that girl with the wet hair?
Joe...yep?
Avante...she is way too young to be in here and says she just swam over from the Phillipines. How about calling the authorities,ok?
Joe...how about walking her outside first, don't want her found in here, ok?

So we stood outside "Joe's" until the police showed up.

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