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Will Hunting
12-11-2016, 08:59 PM
Seriously, I went to get my hair cut today, praying I didn't get the black guy as my barber. Sure enough, I did, and rather than simply give me the haircut I asked for, he kept telling me what haircut he was going to give me instead because it was cooler lookin 'n shit. When I said "I really don't give a shit what you think is better, either give me the haircut I asked for or get your manager so I can have a word with her" he still fucked it up (likely because he thought doing so would give him a victory over da white man).

StrengthAndHonor
12-11-2016, 09:05 PM
When I said "I really don't give a shit what you think is better, either give me the haircut I asked for or get your manager so I can have a word with her" .
Right...

TimDunkem
12-11-2016, 09:07 PM
^not really unbelievable, tbh.

Will Hunting
12-11-2016, 09:12 PM
Right...

Yeah, because I'd be such a badass for telling the guy at great clips to do his fucking job.....clearly I just made that part up.

jeebus
12-11-2016, 09:16 PM
Did your haircut require scissors? If so, that threw him a curveball.

Will Hunting
12-11-2016, 09:18 PM
Did your haircut require scissors? If so, that threw him a curveball.

yeah, that's the part he really struggled with. I also said #2 on the sides, which he for whatever reason insisted should be a #4.

jeebus
12-11-2016, 09:36 PM
yeah, that's the part he really struggled with. I also said #2 on the sides, which he for whatever reason insisted should be a #4.

Not surprising tbh. I've one haircut from a black fellow and I've sworn them off. It was like getting a haircut from a blind retarded toddler. Is it so fucking hard to measure an inch off the top you dumb fuck?

Will Hunting
12-11-2016, 09:38 PM
Not surprising tbh. I've one haircut from a black fellow and I've sworn them off. It was like getting a haircut from a blind retarded toddler. Is it so fucking hard to measure an inch off the top you dumb fuck?

He literally fucked "finger length" up, how hard is it to measure hair length based off of your fucking finger :lmao

SpursforSix
12-11-2016, 10:19 PM
He literally fucked "finger length" up, how hard is it to measure hair length based off of your fucking finger :lmao

I guess it could depend on if he thought you meant the length of his finger or width.

Spur|n|Austin
12-12-2016, 12:42 AM
Great Clips :lol well there's your problem.

ColinB
12-12-2016, 12:54 AM
There are barbers at Great Clips?

Avante
12-12-2016, 01:58 AM
Four things ya never leave it up to black guys to do.

Give ya a hair cut.

Raise their children.

Read a book.

Stay out of trouble.

But....they sure can run.

I. Hustle
12-12-2016, 10:51 AM
Is this the haircut you got?
http://i.imgur.com/xldcHEg.jpg

I only ask because you kinda sound like a bitch. No offense.

Xevious
12-13-2016, 01:54 AM
They have different hair tbh. I doubt many black dudes want to get haircuts from white guys either. And let's be honest here... you went to Great Clips to save money, not get a good haircut.

DJR210
12-13-2016, 03:03 PM
I'm willing to bet OP walked out of Great Clips w/ one of these bad boys:

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/40/44/c4/4044c4b15ed7264d300e512ce5f81c6f.jpg

I. Hustle
12-13-2016, 03:05 PM
I'm willing to bet OP walked out of Great Clips w/ one of these bad boys:

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/40/44/c4/4044c4b15ed7264d300e512ce5f81c6f.jpg

You think he walked out with a dude that looked like OBJ? Like he's Avante?

DisAsTerBot
12-13-2016, 03:20 PM
If you go to great clips for haircuts, your hair probably looks like shit to begin with

DJR210
12-13-2016, 03:45 PM
You think he walked out with a dude that looked like OBJ? Like he's Avante?

Anything is possible, but was only referring to the sick haircut

unleashbaynes
12-13-2016, 06:35 PM
:lmao great clips


Find an Asian barber. You'll be clean every time.

DMC
12-13-2016, 08:08 PM
Seriously, I went to get my hair cut today, praying I didn't get the black guy as my barber. Sure enough, I did, and rather than simply give me the haircut I asked for, he kept telling me what haircut he was going to give me instead because it was cooler lookin 'n shit. When I said "I really don't give a shit what you think is better, either give me the haircut I asked for or get your manager so I can have a word with her" he still fucked it up (likely because he thought doing so would give him a victory over da white man).

You ever try to trim your pubes and realize you didn't do a great job? Now try to learn that way and switch to real hair.

SpursforSix
12-13-2016, 09:46 PM
You ever try to trim your pubes and realize you didn't do a great job? Now try to learn that way and switch to real hair.

I don't ever have to try to fade my pubes. Terrible analogy.

SpursforSix
12-13-2016, 09:52 PM
Don't get me wrong. I have faded my pubes. But it's not like I have to.

spurs_fan_in_exile
12-13-2016, 11:57 PM
:lmao great clips


Find an Asian barber. You'll be clean every time.

Damn straight. I've had okay to crappy experiences with barbers both male and female of all sorts of skin tones. The only one I've ever voluntarily done repeat business with is this little Vietnamese lady's shop. I can understand how women with super complicated needs have to form a deep, meaningful bond with their hairdressers. But I don't need layers or feathering or a fucking sundial installed in there. All I want is for all the hair on my head to become noticeably shorter so I don't need the whole damn GFE trying to make small talk while electric clippers are buzzing right in my ear. Her English is just good enough to understand things like "a little more off the sides" and that's about it. It's rare that I am not in and out of that chair in less than 10 minutes and I've never left there unhappy with the results.

lefty
12-14-2016, 12:07 AM
:lol black "barbers" tbh

:lol Use some hair trimmer and pretend they know how to cut hair

:lol still talking about the Riley era Knicks

:lol fades

:lol "grow-frow" pomade

:lol Pops

Avante
12-14-2016, 02:41 AM
Some things just gotta be black, cutting hair aint one of them but this is.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXTk46IfDTg&list=PLDEBAAFD8166A99C6


I once lived about a block ftom a black church in Visalia, on Sunday nights they got down. I'd ride my bike down there and listen to them wail, and yes I did think of joining in. White people are just too uptight, they can't get that loose.

Hmmmm? Most...white people are too uptight.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dC0DseCyYE

I have a CD....Best of Sun Records. One of the cuts is...Jerry Lee, Elvis, Carl Perkins and Johnny Cash doing a gospel number.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0Wqmfr3wJI

phyzik
12-14-2016, 02:54 AM
I say this as a man.... dont go to "chain" barbers. Doesn't matter if the employee's are black, white, Hispanic, whatever.... Chain barbers are fucking shit, fuck all that gimmicky bullshit too (TV's, hot towels, ect.).... You might as well be getting a cut at a barber school but you are paying a premium, that's all those "chain" shops are. Do yourself a favor and find a local family owned barber shop and stick with them. Been using the same barber family since I was in fucking diapers. Grew up with the owners kids and now am practically royalty at the shop. Literally, 36 years with the same Barber family. I can go in and get a cut on credit and pay them back later because we are tight. I can get a proper straight razor shave if I want, random people come in and see that shit and get denied that service. Trust is earned in a proper barber shop.......... and the friends you make talking smack, holy shit..... :lol.

You get in tight with a good family barber, it really is like you see in the movies with all the trash talking :lmao.

Chinook
12-14-2016, 07:19 AM
I have an afro, and it's been an adventure over the past two decades or so to find barbers who can cut it correctly. The local barber shops just haven't been stable. So as soon as I find someone who can cut it okay, I stick with them. If you have a barber who you can call and set up appointments with, you don't have to worry about getting cuts by other people. That's easily the best solution.

SpursforSix
12-14-2016, 08:37 AM
I say this as a man.... dont go to "chain" barbers. Doesn't matter if the employee's are black, white, Hispanic, whatever.... Chain barbers are fucking shit, fuck all that gimmicky bullshit too (TV's, hot towels, ect.).... You might as well be getting a cut at a barber school but you are paying a premium, that's all those "chain" shops are. Do yourself a favor and find a local family owned barber shop and stick with them. Been using the same barber family since I was in fucking diapers. Grew up with the owners kids and now am practically royalty at the shop. Literally, 36 years with the same Barber family. I can go in and get a cut on credit and pay them back later because we are tight. I can get a proper straight razor shave if I want, random people come in and see that shit and get denied that service. Trust is earned in a proper barber shop.......... and the friends you make talking smack, holy shit..... :lol.

You get in tight with a good family barber, it really is like you see in the movies with all the trash talking :lmao.

This is actually the best advice. I use a local barber and it runs $12. It only takes about 10 minutes because they pretty much just use the clippers with different settings and then touch up with scissors. They have 3 different people in there and they're all decent. Every once in a while, they'll be in a hurry and mess it up a little. But I'm handsome so I can pull off a fucked up haircut. I'll just wear an extra gold chain or put on another henna tat.

I. Hustle
12-14-2016, 09:46 AM
:lmao great clips


Find an Asian barber. You'll be clean every time.

You spelled crean wrong.

SpursforSix
12-14-2016, 10:18 AM
You spelled crean wrong.

ha.

DJR210
12-14-2016, 07:27 PM
I think the real question should be, "why do black people suck at basically everything besides athletics, rapping, and playing the victim card"

Avante
12-14-2016, 07:37 PM
I think the real question should be, "why do black people suck at basically everything besides athletics, rapping, and playing the victim card"

Tell that to....

Ray Charles
Aretha Franklin
Langston Hughes
Richard Wright
Denzel Washington
Bessie Smith
Robert Johnson
Nat King Cole
Jackie Wilson
Duke Ellington
Carl Weathers
Charles Brown
Paul Robeson
Billie Holiday
Count Basie
Ralph Ellison
Wesley Snipes
Samuel L. Jackson
Miles Davis
James Baldwin
Richard Pryor
James Brown

....do you ever think before posting?

Want another 100?

How about....
http://www.black-inventor.com/Black-Inventors.asp

DJR210
12-14-2016, 07:43 PM
Oh, one more thing.. And one more only.. Blacks are pretty good at cooking if you're big on sweet and salty :tu

Avante
12-14-2016, 07:45 PM
Oh, one more thing.. And one more only.. Blacks are pretty good at cooking if you're big on sweet and salty :tu

http://www.theroot.com/photos/most_popular_black_military_heroes_black_history/

Avante
12-14-2016, 07:53 PM
How many black professors are at....

Grambling
Maryland Eastern Shore
Tennessee State
Tuskegee Institute
South Carolina State
Hampton
Bethune Cookman
Howard
Savannah State
Kentucky State
Norfolk State
North Carolina Central
Morgan State
Florida A&M
Mississippi Valley State
Arkansas Pine Bluff
Alabama State
Alcorn State
Southern U
Prairie View
Texas Southern
Jackson State

well?

(that list of great tracksters, footballers is 10 miles long from those HBCU schools)

TimDunkem
12-14-2016, 08:10 PM
Oh, one more thing.. And one more only.. Blacks are pretty good at cooking if you're big on sweet and salty :tu
The older generation maybe. Most young black people couldn't give a fuck about cooking good food.

Avante
12-14-2016, 08:32 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpZHUVjQydI




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTORd2Y_X6U



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDvlErh5zcc

Avante
12-14-2016, 08:43 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNKRm6H-qOU



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_3B85387z4




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5CAQU6KsMI

Avante
12-14-2016, 09:03 PM
The great Billy Robinson, who once held the world record at 100 yards, running.....backwards.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NusZgfCQ634

DJR210
12-14-2016, 11:39 PM
The older generation maybe. Most young black people couldn't give a fuck about cooking good food.

Yeah, I'm talking someones Grandmama

Avante
12-14-2016, 11:48 PM
So while blacks can't cut hair worth a damn they can...

Play the....

piano
guitar
harmonica
drums
clarinet
trumpet
sax
write
sing gospel, soul, R&B, blues, reggae, Jazz, rock & roll
act
invent
school teachers
politics
dance
President of the United States of America

TimDunkem
12-15-2016, 12:04 AM
^Old man with dementia forgot that he's already said this several times already. Fucking broken record.

Avante
12-15-2016, 12:13 AM
^Old man with dementia forgot that he's already said this several times already. Fucking broken record.

Dude, I never forget anything ever, surprised you haven't figured that out. I just might possess the greatest memory of all time. Yep, supernatural, so wrong yet again.

Don't you ever tire of looking stupid? You're sort of a tag along aren't ya little man?

DJR210
12-15-2016, 12:16 AM
You're sort of a tag along aren't ya little man?

Say's the guy who follows the blacks

Avante
12-15-2016, 12:21 AM
Say's the guy who follows the blacks

Try, says the guy who played football and ran track and knows my best competition. Listens to low down back in the alley music, which will be black. A guy well aware of the fact the white man fears the black man becuse he knows he's physically inferior.

So tell us again about how all the black can do is sports, rap and bitch, hahaha~~~~~~~~

I. Hustle
12-15-2016, 10:30 AM
Oh, one more thing.. And one more only.. Blacks are pretty good at cooking if you're big on sweet and salty :tu

You also forgot banging Judy and Blake's ex.

SpursforSix
12-15-2016, 10:56 AM
You also forgot banging Judy and Blake's ex.

what don't you get guy?

It's more like...

Avante: Hey Jefferson, can you take a little off the top?
Jefferson : Yassuh...I's can do that
Avante: You see RWill the other day? Tough game but he's the greatest quarterback ever. You know Nick Chubb?
Jefferson : Yassuh...
Avante: You remember Blind Lemon Polchack? And Pee Pee the Kidnapper?
Jefferson : Yassuh...you want some smellgood on yo neck?
Avante: WHAT DON'T YOU GET???? YOU SHOOT SICK PEDOS IN THE HEAD!!!! GRRRRRR...
Jefferson : what?
Avante: Hey...who's that over there reading that Highlights magazine?

I. Hustle
12-15-2016, 11:14 AM
Try, says the guy who played football and ran track and knows my best competition. Listens to low down back in the alley music, which will be black. A guy well aware of the fact the white man fears the black man becuse he knows he's physically inferior.

So tell us again about how all the black can do is sports, rap and bitch, hahaha~~~~~~~~

You're afraid of black dudes just because they are black? What a puss.

Avante
12-15-2016, 12:04 PM
You're afraid of black dudes just because they are black? What a puss.

I once read a guy say this on a track forum....

Skin color doesn't make you faster.

Hahahahahahaha`~~~~ Well no shit.

We've all seen that speedy, quick, fast, elusive black footballer, a guy like Tyreek Hill. That has..0..to do with skin pigment...OBVIOUSLY. We just go with black instead of negro....ok?

Personally I fear nobody, I am a big guy and very capable of handling any situation I encounter. I also have a mean streak. But, most white guys aren't 6-2 268 (lost a few pounds) with a 450 bench.

Negros with roots to western Africa possess a physique tailor made for quick, explosiveness, speed. That is why they totally dominate....

sprinting
basketball
long jump
defensive back
running back
most the great receivers

Then there is that size with speed combo, there are no or never has been that big 230 pound white guy with great speed, or that 6-3 white guy with great speed (actually there was Perrin Walker the one exception). While we se tons of big fast and tall fast black athletes. We have neve seen a white Bo Jackson/Herschel Walker or Randy Moss/Calvin Johnson, Usain Bolt/Tommie Smith. They just don't make um.

This is the perfect example, look at the diferences here. How obvious does something have to be?




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLmn7MsDhHU

Gazzelle like isn't she?

I. Hustle
12-15-2016, 12:37 PM
I once read a guy say this on a track forum....

Skin color doesn't make you faster.

Hahahahahahaha`~~~~ Well no shit.

We've all seen that speedy, quick, fast, elusive black footballer, a guy like Tyreek Hill. That has..0..to do with skin pigment...OBVIOUSLY. We just go with black instead of negro....ok?

Personally I fear nobody, I am a big guy and very capable of handling any situation I encounter. I also have a mean streak. But, most white guys aren't 6-2 268 (lost a few pounds) with a 450 bench.

Negros with roots to western Africa possess a physique tailor made for quick, explosiveness, speed. That is why they totally dominate....

sprinting
basketball
long jump
defensive back
running back
most the great receivers

Then there is that size with speed combo, there are no or never has been that big 230 pound white guy with great speed, or that 6-3 white guy with great speed (actually there was Perrin Walker the one exception). While we se tons of big fast and tall fast black athletes. We have neve seen a white Bo Jackson/Herschel Walker or Randy Moss/Calvin Johnson, Usain Bolt/Tommie Smith. They just don't make um.


I once read a guy on Spurstalk admit that he would puss out just because the other guy was black.

DJR210
12-15-2016, 12:41 PM
Avante's demise would be a Christmas miracle

Avante
12-15-2016, 12:56 PM
I once read a guy on Spurstalk admit that he would puss out just because the other guy was black.

All that and you come back with this?

Avante
12-15-2016, 12:58 PM
Avante's demise would be a Christmas miracle

Maybe if you/others stop saying stupid things Avante wouldn't treat ya like he does, ya reckon?

Stupid shit like.....blacks can only play sports, rap and bitch. How fucking stupid was that? They can also run the USA for 8 years.

Dude, if you'd grow the fuck up and stop acting like some dumbass kid you'd see that Avante is very cool.

SpursforSix
12-15-2016, 02:08 PM
Maybe if you/others stop saying stupid things Avante wouldn't treat ya like he does, ya reckon?

Stupid shit like.....blacks can only play sports, rap and bitch. How fucking stupid was that? They can also run the USA for 8 years.

Dude, if you'd grow the fuck up and stop acting like some dumbass kid you'd see that Avante is very cool.


https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRsEPPbXqzggC7NPigP-CE-mCqbG1N6_nU-DkiuVSt0tzFWBgHjLA
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DJR210
12-15-2016, 03:15 PM
"Very cool" aka pedo faggot :lol

Avante
12-15-2016, 03:37 PM
"Very cool" aka pedo faggot :lol

See, that is why ya get treated like a total moron. I'm no sick ass pedo or a faggot...obviously... and I'm also not stupid enought to say this..

I think the real question should be, "why do black people suck at basically everything besides athletics, rapping, and playing the victim card"

Dude, are you really that fucking stupid? And why on earth do you totally ignore my stance on sick ass pedos, you can't read ya little shit?

ONE MORE TIME

Ya cut the head off a sick ass pedo, then precede to chop that bitch into little bittie pieces as ya giggle with glee.

You can't see how I feel about that sick shit? STOP....just rambling on talking stupid ass shit ignoring reality, ok?

Billy Costigan
12-15-2016, 03:42 PM
See, that is why ya get treated like a total moron. I'm no sick ass pedo or a faggot...obviously... and I'm also not stupid enought to say this..

I think the real question should be, "why do black people suck at basically everything besides athletics, rapping, and playing the victim card"

Dude, are you really that fucking stupid? And why on earth do you totally ignore my stance on sick ass pedos, you can't read ya little shit?

ONE MORE TIME

Ya cut the head off a sick ass pedo, then precede to chop that bitch into little bittie pieces as ya giggle with glee.

You can't see how I fell about tht sick shit?

Lookit you sick pedo fuck, I could give a fuck if the charges stick, I'm still fuckin arresting you!

TimDunkem
12-15-2016, 03:54 PM
So not only is he a fat, old, pedo with dementia - he's also an axe murder too?

Monster of Olongapo

Avante
12-15-2016, 03:56 PM
Lookit you sick pedo fuck, I could give a fuck if the charges stick, I'm still fuckin arresting you!

Let's go there little fella.

There ya are in Olongapo in a bar choked full of PROFESSIONAL HOOKERS,ok? EVERYBODY....will be fucking later that night, ok little guy? That was back in the early 70's.

Now I personally never saw anyone n thoe bars who looked too young to be there, ok half pint? Sure sure some 16 maybe 15 year old who looked older was probably in there but they did look older and if asked about age they would have lied.

So you are going to arrest the USA navy, hahahahaha~~~~~~~

TimDunkem
12-15-2016, 03:57 PM
Monster of Olongapo

Avante
12-15-2016, 03:58 PM
So not only is he a fat, old, pedo with dementia - he's also an axe murder too?

Monster of Olongapo

You did get one right there ya little shit, yep, show me a sick ass pedfo and I'm chopping that bitch into ittie bittie pieces, as I sing....do wah ditty ditty ditty ditty dum ditty do.

TimDunkem
12-15-2016, 04:00 PM
Monster of Olongapo

TimDunkem
12-15-2016, 04:01 PM
Is that also the song you were singing when you were dittying those poor little kids?

MONSTER.

Avante
12-15-2016, 04:01 PM
Monster of Olongapo

Coward in Hiding

Avante
12-15-2016, 04:03 PM
Is that also the song you were singing when you were dittying those poor little kids?

MONSTER.

Kids in bars hustling drinks, are you really that fucking stupid?

TimDunkem
12-15-2016, 04:04 PM
Fat, old, demented, pedophilic, axe-murdering monster.

How about you make a list your local authorities could use? Like all the kids you've raped and people you've killed.

Avante
12-15-2016, 04:09 PM
Fat, old, demented, pedophilic, axe-murdering monster.

How about you make a list your local authorities could use? Like all the kids you've raped and people you've killed.

The local authorities aren't some obvious coward. dumb as a sack of hammers talking stupid shit in hiding, ok moron?

It was funny, at first it was just maybe I'd been with a 16 year old thinking she was older. Then she was 15, then 14, then 13, and now....12....hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh fuck yes, 12 year old kids (any kids) sitting at the bar.....hahahahahaha~~~~~~~~~

I love it here for that reason, so easy to be the big fish surrounded by little dumb fish.

TimDunkem
12-15-2016, 04:10 PM
They must be if they haven't found you by now you monster.

Avante
12-15-2016, 04:13 PM
They must be if they haven't found you by now you monster.

What law did I break little guy?

DJR210
12-15-2016, 05:57 PM
Monster of Olongapo

:lmao

Joseph Kony
12-15-2016, 05:59 PM
"consent age is 12 over there so i didn't break any laws!"

fucking sicko :wow

SpursforSix
12-15-2016, 06:54 PM
Lookit you sick pedo fuck, I could give a fuck if the charges stick, I'm still fuckin arresting you!

Ha. First time through, I thought it said "Billy Corrigan". I couldn't figure it out.

Clipper Nation
12-15-2016, 07:24 PM
chirp chirp

TimDunkem
12-15-2016, 07:36 PM
"consent age is 12 over there so i didn't break any laws!"

fucking sicko :wow

Hope the cops catch up to this sick fuck one day. I wouldn't doubt it if there are a few dead kids and ladies under his porch. Probably keeps an extensive list of all his victims somewhere in his study.

TimDunkem
12-15-2016, 07:37 PM
Monster of Olongapo.

Trill Clinton
12-15-2016, 07:55 PM
OP is this you?

554303897695956993

Reck
12-15-2016, 08:04 PM
Try your local dominicans. They know their craft.

DJR210
12-15-2016, 10:07 PM
Monster of Olongapo

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn188/DJR210/monster_zpshcf0thqg.jpg

Reck
12-15-2016, 10:18 PM
http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn188/DJR210/monster_zpshcf0thqg.jpg

:lmao

SpursforSix
12-15-2016, 10:20 PM
:lmao

TimDunkem
12-15-2016, 11:30 PM
Holy fuck. :lmao

Avante
12-15-2016, 11:45 PM
Hope the cops catch up to this sick fuck one day. I wouldn't doubt it if there are a few dead kids and ladies under his porch. Probably keeps an extensive list of all his victims somewhere in his study.

So we run the biggest daycare business in town with dead bodies buried under the porch, what porch?

Little guy as we can see you are another one under the Avante spell, hahahaha~~~~~~~ The power of Avanteitist, is strong.

Dummy, I hate sick ass pedos, why do act like ya can't read? And, if ya stupid enought to think 12 year old girls sat the bar drinking, why am I not surprised?

Avante
12-15-2016, 11:49 PM
AVANTE AVANTE AVANTE, hahahaha~~~~~~~~~~~~

You can see how I made a great living for 33 years as a salesman can't ya? It's all about putting others in postions of need. They...NEED....what you are selling. Bottom line....create the need.

A master at work.

Avante
12-15-2016, 11:55 PM
This really is funny as fuck.

Avante...I can't stand punk.
ST...hey Avante here's some Ramones.

Do you little shits ever pay any attention at all to what others tell you?

Avante...I can't stand liver.
ST...hey Avante, ya like liver?
Avante...ah....what did I just say?
ST...I know but do ya like liver?

DMC
12-16-2016, 12:46 AM
I say this as a man.... dont go to "chain" barbers. Doesn't matter if the employee's are black, white, Hispanic, whatever.... Chain barbers are fucking shit, fuck all that gimmicky bullshit too (TV's, hot towels, ect.).... You might as well be getting a cut at a barber school but you are paying a premium, that's all those "chain" shops are. Do yourself a favor and find a local family owned barber shop and stick with them. Been using the same barber family since I was in fucking diapers. Grew up with the owners kids and now am practically royalty at the shop. Literally, 36 years with the same Barber family. I can go in and get a cut on credit and pay them back later because we are tight. I can get a proper straight razor shave if I want, random people come in and see that shit and get denied that service. Trust is earned in a proper barber shop.......... and the friends you make talking smack, holy shit..... :lol.

You get in tight with a good family barber, it really is like you see in the movies with all the trash talking :lmao.

Don't want some old child molester Floyd the Barber putting his cummy hands all over me. I'll take the Hispanic chick with the big tits who spends 30 minutes shampooing my hair for 25.00, Alex.

Clipper Nation
12-16-2016, 01:09 AM
http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn188/DJR210/monster_zpshcf0thqg.jpg
:lmao:lmao:lmao

Avante
12-16-2016, 01:48 AM
Avante once again dominating a thread, and he doesn't even try, hahahaha~~~~~~~~~~

What an amazing poster this guy is, intelligent, worldly, 270 pounds of twisted railroad steel, all that knowledge about well...everything, then THEN...those amazing dimples.:king

TimDunkem
12-16-2016, 02:10 AM
http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn188/DJR210/monster_zpshcf0thqg.jpg

Avante
12-16-2016, 02:44 AM
I've never been around a poster who knows more about life in generel than myself, not sure if I wouldn't act retarded like these little shits do.....also.

phyzik
12-16-2016, 03:40 AM
Don't want some old child molester Floyd the Barber putting his cummy hands all over me. I'll take the Hispanic chick with the big tits who spends 30 minutes shampooing my hair for 25.00, Alex.

If you are expecting hands massaging your head and all that gay shit for a fucking haircut, you are part of the problem with this SJW generation. Grow a pair and just get a fucking hair cut. It's fucking hair... cut it... thats it.... thats all you need... not some fucking pampered pussy day spa bullshit. Are you a closet woman or some shit? holy fuck, what is wrong with guys these days? :bang

I. Hustle
12-16-2016, 10:14 AM
All that and you come back with this?

Did I need anything else? Was I supposed to respond to a longwinded post with another long winded post?
That would just be stupid. But then again, that's how you think.

DMC
12-16-2016, 10:25 AM
If you are expecting hands massaging your head and all that gay shit for a fucking haircut, you are part of the problem with this SJW generation. Grow a pair and just get a fucking hair cut. It's fucking hair... cut it... thats it.... thats all you need... not some fucking pampered pussy day spa bullshit. Are you a closet woman or some shit? holy fuck, what is wrong with guys these days? :bang

Dude chooses man hands over big tits and massage and pretends his take is masculine.

Avante
12-16-2016, 01:28 PM
Did I need anything else? Was I supposed to respond to a longwinded post with another long winded post?
That would just be stupid. But then again, that's how you think.

I'm not the one totally ignores what somebody tells me, that would be you. That's how you think. Just ignore it and ramble on talking shit. How stupid is that?

benefactor
12-16-2016, 01:36 PM
chirp chirp

benefactor
12-16-2016, 01:38 PM
http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn188/DJR210/monster_zpshcf0thqg.jpg
Another DJR classic:tu:lol

Avante
12-16-2016, 01:44 PM
Avanteitist at it's very best, hahahaha~~~~~~~~~~~~

I have thought of cooling this Avante bit, go down a few levels and act like everyone else, then I see how little impact everyone else makes and it's.....nay~~~~~~ This "Avante" character is just too much fun.

Monster of Olongapo
Blues guru
Football/track guru
275 pounds of twisted railroad steel
poet

...it's just too good.

Look at the creativity there, the originality.

benefactor
12-16-2016, 02:07 PM
chirp chirp

Avante
12-16-2016, 02:56 PM
Perfect example of what I was talking about.

Grown men down to ...chirp chirp...because they are cowards, ha~~~~~~~~~~

DJR210
12-16-2016, 02:57 PM
Another DJR classic:tu:lol

And the old faggot is trying his best to ignore it :lol

Hey old faggot, what about some movie passes for your boys here at Spurstalk?

I. Hustle
12-16-2016, 03:07 PM
I'm not the one totally ignores what somebody tells me, that would be you. That's how you think. Just ignore it and ramble on talking shit. How stupid is that?

Ramble on? Like losing an argument then just spamming the board with music videos? Like going to Wikipedia and just copying a bunch of worthless shit because you can't contribute to the subject?

"Oh this thread is about what's going on this weekend? Well here's some info on who ran the fastest 200m in 1936 and a couple of videos from Scratch Williams."

Avante
12-16-2016, 03:07 PM
And the old faggot is trying his best to ignore it :lol

Hey old faggot, what about some movie passes for your boys here at Spurstalk?

What is this forum about? What does everybody here play? So who makes the biggest impact, yep....AVANTE....hahahaha~~~~~~~~~~~

Who is nice and cool here, that's right....nobody. Just a bunch of little punks talking shit in hiding, right? So who get's all the attention, yep.....AVANTE....hahahahaha~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

I love all this attention, it isn't real obvious? I've trired that nice guy thing, it's boring as fuck.

I sit down and here ya little shits come, just like I know ya will, hahahahaha~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

DJR210
12-16-2016, 03:08 PM
:lol didn't read per usual

Movie passes or GTFO

Avante
12-16-2016, 03:09 PM
:lol didn't read per usual

Sure ya did little guy.

Avante
12-16-2016, 03:12 PM
Ramble on? Like losing an argument then just spamming the board with music videos? Like going to Wikipedia and just copying a bunch of worthless shit because you can't contribute to the subject?

"Oh this thread is about what's going on this weekend? Well here's some info on who ran the fastest 200m in 1936 and a couple of videos from Scratch Williams."

This was you contributing to the subject?

You think he walked out with a dude that looked like OBJ? Like he's Avante?

Well?

Clipper Nation
12-16-2016, 04:39 PM
chirp chirp

I. Hustle
12-16-2016, 05:18 PM
This was you contributing to the subject?

You think he walked out with a dude that looked like OBJ? Like he's Avante?

Well?

It was a legitimate question that was well within the subject. The subject was about haircuts and, I thought, he was talking about the OP walking out with a black guy. It relates because you are a snow bunny that loves BBC. Therefore, your argument is invalid.

Avante
12-16-2016, 06:42 PM
It was a legitimate question that was well within the subject. The subject was about haircuts and, I thought, he was talking about the OP walking out with a black guy. It relates because you are a snow bunny that loves BBC. Therefore, your argument is invalid.

Like all your other posts it was stupid.

pgardn
12-16-2016, 10:42 PM
If you are expecting hands massaging your head and all that gay shit for a fucking haircut, you are part of the problem with this SJW generation. Grow a pair and just get a fucking hair cut. It's fucking hair... cut it... thats it.... thats all you need... not some fucking pampered pussy day spa bullshit. Are you a closet woman or some shit? holy fuck, what is wrong with guys these days? :bang

I don't even care if I get my hair cut if I get a good scalp tickle.


I'll just frkn doze off.
I remember when they used to check us in elementary school for lice and the nurse would use something like chop sticks checking through everyone's hair and you would see kids starting to doze off begging to get checked again. Damn good stuff. I would try to go back through the line again and get caught. I'd go home and tell my parents to check me and give them a stick. Hell I would pay my little brother to check me for lice.

zzzzzzzz

313
12-17-2016, 02:28 AM
Whites cut white hair, blacks cut black hair, Mexicans cut Mexicans hair. I don't know a single black guy that would go to a white guy for a cut, doesn't mean they can't cut hair :lol

:lol great clips

DJR210
12-17-2016, 03:36 AM
great clips aka the new age proper kuts

phyzik
12-17-2016, 03:48 AM
Whites cut white hair, blacks cut black hair, Mexicans cut Mexicans hair. I don't know a single black guy that would go to a white guy for a cut, doesn't mean they can't cut hair :lol

:lol great clips

My barber shop is a Mexican family owned place, but thats San Anotonio for you........ But yeah, It would be kinda weird/awkward walking into a black barber shop and asking for a cut (both for me and the barber I'm sure), not gonna lie.... :lol

I might do it (and film it) just to see how we all react to each other and the situation. :lmao

TBH, I don't think here in San Antonio there would be THAT much of a cultural difference compared to someplace like L.A. or New York barber shops. Then again that is me perceiving and projecting what I think about the culture in those cities. From my prospective, I think San Antonio is, over all, less racist than other major cities, which is probably totally wrong.

313
12-17-2016, 04:08 AM
My barber shop is a Mexican family owned place, but thats San Anotonio for you........ But yeah, It would be kinda weird/awkward walking into a black barber shop and asking for a cut (both for me and the barber I'm sure), not gonna lie.... :lol

I might do it (and film it) just to see how we all react. :lmao
when I moved to a new state some years ago my first order of business was finding a new barbershop. I googled some local shops and just tried to decipher by shop name which ones were black owned or white owned. I found one that's pretty close and was still open that evening so I decide to swing by. The way the entrance was set up you really couldn't see into the shop until you walked through a second door. To my surprise it was an all white barbershop, and the barbers were old as dirt to boot :lol the most Make America Great Again, All Lives Matters barber shop you can imagine, straight out of the 1950s :lmao

Everyone in the shop looked up at me. Complete silence. I made eye contact with the nearest barber for the longest five, awkward, seconds of my life.. then I turned and walked out. Didn't say a word. :lmao

Couple years later got my haircut cut at a white barbershop in the middle of some super affluent, suburban mall. First stroke of the clippers and the barber cut my hair backwards, fucked up my waves :lol and I knew from then on to never let anybody but a brother cut my hair.

Got some funny stories of Puerto rucans and Dominicans cutting niggas hair too, they're even worse :lol Mexicans are ok if it's a last resort

phyzik
12-17-2016, 04:19 AM
when I moved to a new state some years ago my first order of business was finding a new barbershop. I googled some local shops and just tried to decipher by shop name which ones were black owned or white owned. I found one that's pretty close and was still open that evening so I decide to swing by. The way the entrance was set up you really couldn't see into the shop until you walked through a second door. To my surprise it was an all white barbershop, and the barbers were old as dirt to boot :lol the most Make America Great Again, All Lives Matters barber shop you can imagine, straight out of the 1950s :lmao

Everyone in the shop looked up at me. Complete silence. I made eye contact with the nearest barber for the longest five, awkward, seconds of my life.. then I turned and walked out. Didn't say a word. :lmao

Couple years later got my haircut cut at a white barbershop in the middle of some super affluent, suburban mall. First stroke of the clippers and the barber cut my hair backwards, fucked up my waves :lol and I knew from then on to never let anybody but a brother cut my hair.

Got some funny stories of Puerto rucans and Dominicans cutting niggas hair too, they're even worse :lol Mexicans are ok if it's a last resort

The problem I have is I wouldn't make a very interesting video getting my hair cut... As white guys go, my hair style is pretty fucking bland (more than the usual white guy, I assume).... just trim it up on the sides, cut it short on top and comb it back. Nothing fancy. I dont think anyone could fuck it up, I could probably do it myself at home if I wasn't so lazy.

lefty20
12-22-2016, 04:55 PM
A week back I went to a black barber shop for the first time, got a sick cut with added entertainment of NBA discussion. Definitely better than them bitches at Sports Clips or Super Cuts. Guess it's true, once you go black....

DMC
12-22-2016, 05:31 PM
Best haircut I ever got in my life was by an old black barber in austin. Guy was a master craftsman. Respect

Thought your GF scalped you as well.

DPG21920
01-02-2017, 12:02 PM
If you are expecting hands massaging your head and all that gay shit for a fucking haircut, you are part of the problem with this SJW generation. Grow a pair and just get a fucking hair cut. It's fucking hair... cut it... thats it.... thats all you need... not some fucking pampered pussy day spa bullshit. Are you a closet woman or some shit? holy fuck, what is wrong with guys these days? :bang

My man, if you are ever needing to get a haircut on "credit" you don't really have any room to call out other men for being part of a "problem generation" tbh..

Monostradamus
01-02-2017, 02:48 PM
Whites cut white hair, blacks cut black hair, Mexicans cut Mexicans hair. I don't know a single black guy that would go to a white guy for a cut, doesn't mean they can't cut hair :lol

:lol great clips
Stop with the racism! All races of people can cut all types of hair beautifully.

313
01-02-2017, 03:13 PM
Stop with the racism! All races of people can cut all types of hair beautifully.Equality!!

Brb going to my safe space to cool off

lefty
01-02-2017, 08:50 PM
Guess it's true, once you go black....

Were you able to walk out of there?

lefty20
01-03-2017, 01:46 AM
Were you able to walk out of there?

Well, yes. Quite satisfied, I might add. Why the curiosity? Thinking of sampling it urself?