WTF? "Students feed teacher pastry frosted with semen"

[cd021]

http://news4sanantonio.com/news/offbeat/students-feed-teacher-pastry-frosted-with-semen

Saw it on the sidebar while reading a Spurs related article.

Highschool's done changed, maybe this is how teens show their affection nowadays.

[DJR210]

Shit sandwiches, semen turnovers... damn

[Reck]

Grown man move. :lol

[jeebus]

Maybe this is how they deal with stuff they're confused by or don't like. Course, this won't work in the real world and will likely end up with a knife in their neck. Kids :lol

[HarlemHeat37]

:lol such a white prank, tbh..

[Chris]

Doesn't beat that creepy kindergarten teacher forcing his students to eat semen lemon cookies :vomit:

[cd021]

Doesn't beat that creepy kindergarten teacher forcing his students to eat semen lemon cookies :vomit:

Da fuck?

[cd021]

:lol such a white prank, tbh..

^ As soon as I saw the headline, I knew what was up:lol

[Stephen A. Smith]

Turnovers? Quite frankly if you put semen on a pastry it's spankopita now.

[Avante]

At least nobody got stabbed or shot, or beat up.

I once had a blind teacher, and there was always a few of us who made sure the others were cool, I don't see that happening today.

[Thread]

I was satisfied just to look up their skirts when I went.

[SpursforSix]

http://news4sanantonio.com/news/offbeat/students-feed-teacher-pastry-frosted-with-semen

Saw it on the sidebar while reading a Spurs related article.

Highschool's done changed, maybe this is how teens show their affection nowadays.

I knew this girl many years ago and she thought she was a witch. She claimed she could make a guy fall in love with her by slipping him something with her menstrual blood in it. And something about burning public hair. I forget the whole process. There was something similar for a guy getting a girl to consume his semen. Maybe this is just a simple case of that.

[Blake]

Homemade Krispy kreme

[DMX7]

We're living in Donald Trump's America now. Get used to it, gentlemen.

[SpursforSix]

We're living in Donald Trump's America now. Get used to it, gentlemen.

Yep. Grab em right in the p and serve them semen cakes.

[DJR210]

At least nobody got stabbed or shot, or beat up.

I once had a blind teacher, and there was always a few of us who made sure the others were cool, I don't see that happening today.

:lmao you're a fucking pedo and now admit you wouldn't mind eating some guys cum instead of an ass kicking? Faggot :lol

I'd rather get beat up vs eating some dudes load any day:lol

:lol pedo faggot with a taste for semen

[Avante]

:lmao you're a fucking pedo and now admit you wouldn't mind eating some guys cum instead of an ass kicking? Faggot :lol

I'd rather get beat up vs eating some dudes load any day:lol

:lol pedo faggot with a taste for semen

We all get the fact you have issues little man, ok? It really is sad to watch a grown man act like you do, very sad.

[Joseph Kony]

:lmao you're a fucking pedo and now admit you wouldn't mind eating some guys cum instead of an ass kicking? Faggot :lol

I'd rather get beat up vs eating some dudes load any day:lol

:lol pedo faggot with a taste for semenfucking sick bastard :lmao :lmao

[Avante]

fucking sick bastard :lmao :lmao

Dude, ever tire of just following others around and showing us all you're a fucking moron, well?

[Clipper Nation]

We're living in Donald Trump's America now. Get used to it, gentlemen.
Sorry, but until Inauguration Day, it's still Obama's America.

[DJR210]

We all get the fact you have issues little man, ok? It really is sad to watch a grown man act like you do, very sad.

"At least nobody got stabbed or shot, or beat up." :lol

[Avante]

"At least nobody got stabbed or shot, or beat up." :lol

Little man, ya try way too hard, ok? A little freak like you playing critic, hahahaha~~~~~~~~~~

[AaronY]

Sounds like they're getting a slap on the wrist lol what a world