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HarlemHeat37
12-20-2016, 10:47 PM
:lmao no Finals appearances since 1995
:lmao needed Jordan to have his father killed due to his gambling debts to win championships
:lmao fatass Morey
:lmao Steve Francis:lmao
:lmao best player in franchise history is a pedophile
:lmao last franchise C is a pedophile
:lmao 72 million for Osweiler
Spurs 4 The Win
12-20-2016, 10:48 PM
My Rockets friend is close to tears right now. Huge Harden dick rider and he is claiming harden got fouled. Let the tears flow baby.
elemento
12-20-2016, 10:49 PM
:lol
They choked away this game hard
Holden_Caulfield
12-20-2016, 10:49 PM
cute regular season team
spursistan
12-20-2016, 10:50 PM
:lmao Pringles
:lmao another cute little regular season team
Snatched victory from jaws of defeat.
Robz4000
12-20-2016, 10:52 PM
:lmao no Finals appearances since 1995
:lmao needed Jordan to have his father killed due to his gambling debts to win championships
:lmao fatass Morey
:lmao Steve Francis:lmao
:lmao best player in franchise history is a pedophile
:lmao last franchise C is a pedophile
:lmao 72 million for Osweiler
:lmao that last one
:lol Best center since pedo making AS game 2 years in a row without suiting up
:lol TMac needing to scrub for SA to get past the 2nd round
:lol Forcing Mike D to shave his mustache because it rubs Morey raw
:lol Visiting Lamar Odom with his ex-wife while he's in cum depletion coma
:lol Losing at home on Christmas week
:lol Mike unable to get away from Pop's pocked up Pringles can.
:lol Beaten by someone called "Patty Cake".
:lol Letting a 60 year old bald turnover machine bukkake you on national television
Floyd Pacquiao
12-20-2016, 10:55 PM
:lol Seven Sec:lolnds :lolr Less
:lol Houston America's asshole
:lol Brock shitweiler
:lol Independence Day Christmas Edition
TheGreatYacht
12-20-2016, 10:59 PM
:lmao Lossweiler
:lmao still bumping Paul Wall in 2016
:lmao tall tees and fitted caps
:lmao gimmicky team
:lol Mike D is the Steven Seagal of the NBA
bklynspursfan
12-20-2016, 11:01 PM
Their fans on their forum are saying they're confident they're better than us lol .saying they won't miss that many 3s, we played as well as we could and they have lots of room to improve.
Funny
DeRozan m8
12-20-2016, 11:06 PM
My Rockets friend is close to tears right now. Huge Harden dick rider and he is claiming harden got fouled. Let the tears flow baby.
Like first time we played them this season and Kawhi got cleaned up on the final shot?
Tell ya mate to eat a dick
dabom
12-20-2016, 11:08 PM
Their fans on their forum are saying they're confident they're better than us lol .saying they won't miss that many 3s, we played as well as we could and they have lots of room to improve.
Funny
I love going to their forum after spurs losses. :lol
YGWHI
12-20-2016, 11:12 PM
Their fans on their forum are saying they're confident they're better than us lol .saying they won't miss that many 3s, we played as well as we could and they have lots of room to improve.
Funny
Tonight? For real Rockets fans? Spurs are a lot better than this game
Amuseddaysleeper
12-20-2016, 11:15 PM
This thread is brilliant :lol
Kawhitstorm
12-20-2016, 11:18 PM
Like first time we played them this season and Kawhi got cleaned up on the final shot?
Same shyt happened at the end of tonight's game except Danny pulled out offensive rebound instead of blowing a point blank shot like Softridge.:lol
Kawhitstorm
12-20-2016, 11:20 PM
:lmao Pringles
:lmao another cute little regular season team
Has anybody shat on another coach's parade more than Pop has on Pringles?:lol
RD2191
12-20-2016, 11:23 PM
Chucking 3s isn't a recipe for success. Their fans are fucking morons. Harden was like 1/11 from 3 tonight.
Ron Swanson
12-20-2016, 11:25 PM
Par for the course for a D'Antoni team. Dude is the Mike Martz of NBA coaches.
Trainwreck2100
12-20-2016, 11:26 PM
:lol Harden at half court with 3 seconds left
:lol Beverly in for the final shot attempt
Spur|n|Austin
12-20-2016, 11:33 PM
:lol Harden's 3PT percentage
:lol their clock management with the lead tonight
mookie2001
12-20-2016, 11:34 PM
Olajuwon funds terrorism too don't forget
DeRozan m8
12-20-2016, 11:37 PM
I can't wait to watch this replay.
Might skip the 3rd though
Spur|n|Austin
12-20-2016, 11:40 PM
My Rockets friend is close to tears right now. Huge Harden dick rider and he is claiming harden got fouled. Let the tears flow baby.
Wow what a beta friend you have
rockette gift this to spur because rocket feel bad for spur ok
HarlemHeat37
12-20-2016, 11:50 PM
rockette gift this to spur because rocket feel bad for spur ok
:tu
I actually like this Rockets team, as I said downstairs:lol
:tu
I actually like this Rockets team, as I said downstairs:lol
They're fun to watch, but cupcake teams often are :lol
Robz4000
12-20-2016, 11:59 PM
Yop, unlike previous years there's a lot of likeable players on the Rockets and their playstyle is generally entertaining.
baseline bum
12-21-2016, 12:05 AM
Olajuwon funds terrorism too don't forget
:rollin
Arcadian
12-21-2016, 12:10 AM
:lol faggots
SpurPadre
12-21-2016, 12:26 AM
Yop, unlike previous years there's a lot of likeable players on the Rockets and their playstyle is generally entertaining.
I just see two assholes: harden and beverley, tbh.
Chinook
12-21-2016, 12:33 AM
Someone should show Silver what a paper tiger looks like.
LittleCriminal
12-21-2016, 12:35 AM
"Harden sounds really sick in his post game press conference"
clutchfans.com
TheGreatYacht
12-21-2016, 12:49 AM
http://bbs.clutchfans.net/index.php?threads/calm-down-rockets-will-beat-the-spurs-in-the-playoffs.279414/
They actually believe they're better than the Spurs :lol
Have one above .500 season and they get cocky lmfao
Spurs 4 The Win
12-21-2016, 01:09 AM
Wow what a beta friend you have
You are telling me man, this dude is a beta cuck king
benefactor
12-21-2016, 07:58 AM
Leave my football team out of this, motherfucker.:lol
Chinook
12-21-2016, 08:10 AM
Leave my football team out of this, motherfucker.:lol
Imagine your liver if you were a Rockets fan, too.
benefactor
12-21-2016, 08:24 AM
Imagine your liver if you were a Rockets fan, too.
Yep. The Spurs are the only think that have kept my enzymes at a manageable level over the past 15 years.
Chillen
12-21-2016, 08:39 AM
Hey, all Rockets jokes aside that 93-94, 94-95 Rockets teams were legit, they could have possibly beaten the Bulls with MJ 1 time. Hakeem was in beast mode those 2 Finals.
What lost the game for the Rockets tonight was Harden dragging the shot clock down and taking a stupid three with the Spurs clawing back with a minute left. Not smart basketball, I have no idea why he thinks to do hero ball in a tight game.
Captivus
12-21-2016, 08:59 AM
I dont ususally get in this kind of threads....BUT!!!
8 minute mark!
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Raven
12-21-2016, 12:41 PM
:lol Mike D is the Steven Seagal of the NBA
SS doesn't always lose though :lol
:lol Mike D is the Steven Seagal of the NBA
https://img.rt.com/files/2016.08/original/57bf6eacc3618827188b4576.jpg
FromWayDowntown
12-21-2016, 02:07 PM
Has anybody shat on another coach's parade more than Pop has on Pringles?:lol
Pop:
2005 1-4
2007 2-4
2008 1-4
2013 0-4
and Dasani bottles (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=16478&highlight=dasani)
http://www.spurstalk.com/coachowned.jpg
bklynspursfan
12-21-2016, 02:16 PM
Tonight? For real Rockets fans? Spurs are a lot better than this game
Yup. It's quite entertaining . There's more in their GT but check it out lol
http://bbs.clutchfans.net/index.php?threads/calm-down-rockets-will-beat-the-spurs-in-the-playoffs.279414/
SpursIndonesia
12-21-2016, 02:38 PM
They're fun to watch, but cupcake teams often are :lol
The Spurs at the current level of play is pretty much a cupcake too. :lol
Chinook
12-21-2016, 03:13 PM
Yup. It's quite entertaining . There's more in their GT but check it out lol
http://bbs.clutchfans.net/index.php?threads/calm-down-rockets-will-beat-the-spurs-in-the-playoffs.279414/
I was reading that thread earlier. It's funny how they just happen to consistently shoot terribly against the Spurs. That 30-percent drop off probably has nothing to do with the Spurs. Yet, the Spurs having six extra TOs last night was all because Houston's good D.
SnakeBoy
12-21-2016, 03:19 PM
http://bbs.clutchfans.net/index.php?threads/calm-down-rockets-will-beat-the-spurs-in-the-playoffs.279414/
They actually believe they're better than the Spurs :lol
Have one above .500 season and they get cocky lmfao
:lol that shit is funny. This one really made me laugh...
Spurs don't look scary at all. Their bigs couldn't really get it going and we defended them very well. We got their numbers this year imo even though we lost twice to them.
lefty
12-21-2016, 03:36 PM
:lol Beverley self proclaimed best defender since GP leaving Patty wide open for the GW
Horse
12-22-2016, 01:41 PM
Fucking idiots. I've never seen a team so happy to take bad shots. That will work well come playoff time. Not to mention hardon won't get as many complete bullshit calls as he does reg season.
elemento
12-22-2016, 01:48 PM
I was reading that thread earlier. It's funny how they just happen to consistently shoot terribly against the Spurs. That 30-percent drop off probably has nothing to do with the Spurs. Yet, the Spurs having six extra TOs last night was all because Houston's good D.
not only that, but there's no chance in hell the Spurs will let HOU get 20 offensive rebounds again
Leonard probably had his worst game of the season and SA still managed to beat them.
DJR210
12-22-2016, 02:25 PM
:lmao no Finals appearances since 1995
:lmao needed Jordan to have his father killed due to his gambling debts to win championships
:lmao fatass Morey
:lmao Steve Francis:lmao
:lmao best player in franchise history is a pedophile
:lmao last franchise C is a pedophile
:lmao 72 million for Osweiler
:lmao
superbigtime
12-22-2016, 04:43 PM
Has anybody shat on another coach's parade more than Pop has on Pringles?:lol
lol. love it.
superbigtime
12-22-2016, 04:46 PM
We are better than the Spurs..period. We would beat them in a 7 game series today with both teams being fully healthy. By the end of the season, we would beat them 4-2 in a 7 game series. We are only 1 player away from being the best team in the West. I just don't know who that player is and if Morey can get him without messing up the teams chemistry.
lofl :lol:lol:lol
horsielove
05-01-2017, 12:13 PM
:lmao no Finals appearances since 1995
:lmao needed Jordan to have his father killed due to his gambling debts to win championships
:lmao fatass Morey
:lmao Steve Francis:lmao
:lmao best player in franchise history is a pedophile
:lmao last franchise C is a pedophile
:lmao 72 million for Osweiler
:lol
Ed Helicopter Jones
05-01-2017, 07:30 PM
:lmao no Finals appearances since 1995
:lmao needed Jordan to have his father killed due to his gambling debts to win championships
:lmao fatass Morey
:lmao Steve Francis:lmao
:lmao best player in franchise history is a pedophile
:lmao last franchise C is a pedophile
:lmao 72 million for Osweiler
Hakeem Olajuwon is a pedophile???
...or are you referring to Moses Malone?
Moses Malone is a pedophile???
HarlemHeat37
05-09-2017, 10:35 PM
Hakeem Olajuwon is a pedophile???
...or are you referring to Moses Malone?
Moses Malone is a pedophile???
Hakeem, tbh..he was in his 30s and had his 16 year old wife scouted..they call it "Islam", but I call it pedophilia:lol
they call it "Islam", but I call it pedophilia:lol
:lmao
Floyd Pacquiao
05-09-2017, 10:37 PM
Hakeem, tbh..he was in his 30s and had his 16 year old wife scouted..they call it "Islam", but I call it pedophilia:lol
:lmao
baseline bum
05-09-2017, 10:43 PM
Hakeem Olajuwon is a pedophile???
He also funds terrorism
HarlemHeat37
05-11-2017, 09:17 PM
:lmao losing to the Spurs without their MVP in a must-win home game
:lmao Harden in the playoffs
:lmao Lou Williams in the playoffs
:lmao D'Antoni in the playoffs
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