conservative guide to the worst ppl in history

[Adam Lambert]

ranked in descending order with number 1 being the worst people in history


10 communists
these anti free market, antireligion government powerhawks represent everything that is unamerican. nearly destroyed the world when the ussr built up nuclear arms during the cold war with america. thankfully we won the cold war and are now best friends with the russians. while communism used to be a very specific theory of government, it is now a vague insult thrown at anyone who disagrees with the republican issue of the day.

9 environmentalists
global warming alarmists making millions off of carbon credits and fucking with my diesel. caring about the environment is so gay. don't tell me where i cant dump my waste.

8 trannies
gross

7 lauren duca, writer for teen vogue
first the bitch writes a whiny anti-trump article for (lol) teen vogue, then she goes on based tucker carlson's show and tries to hang with the master. fortunately, not-a-cuck tuck put that bitch in her place. endure the wrath of twitter, you ugly dyke.

6 adolf hitler
killed literally millions of people

5 celebrities
instead of shutting up and acting or singing or artisting or whatever they do, they insist on sharing opinions on politics, which then has to be covered by fox and other conservative news channels for days after and i'm so sick of hearing about it. they should be more like ted nugent or the guy who does dilbert - they keep their mouths shut about politics except when they're speaking the truth.

4 bill and hillary clinton
ruined the country in the nineties, stayed married despite bill cheating on hillary, fronting a ring of pedophiles, showed poor judgment with regard to email security, hillary is ugly, and that **** had the audacity to say half of trump supporters were deplorable

3 black lives matter
why isn't it all lives matter, huh? huh? huh? huh? huh? huh? huh? huh? huh? huh? huh? huh? huh? huh? huh? huh? huh? huh? huh? huh? huh? huh? huh? huh? huh? huh? huh? huh? huh? huh? huh? huh? huh? huh? huh? huh? huh? huh? huh? huh? huh? huh? huh? huh? huh? huh? huh? huh? huh? huh? huh? huh? huh? huh? huh? huh? huh? huh? huh? huh? huh? huh? huh? huh? huh? huh? huh? huh? huh? huh? huh? huh? huh? huh? huh? huh? huh? huh? huh? huh? huh? huh? huh? huh? #alllivesmatter

2 radical islamic terrorists
notice i said radical islamic terrorists because if obama had his way we'd think all terrorism was done by protestant white christian country music artists. also because they share the same religion as all muslims, not that all muslims are bad, i'm just saying we should keep an eye on them

1 sjws
obvious choice for number 1. these random internet people that we don't interact with in real life insist on whining constantly about racism, sexism, misoginy, blah blah blah, and i'm so sick of hearing about it when i'm on the internet. also, you have these faggots on college campuses organizing protests for safe spaces and whatnot, and i'm also so sick of hearing about those people when i'm on the internet. they are seriously ruining the world based on what i'm reading about them on the internet.

[TeyshaBlue]

yeah. Ok.

[Xevious]

http://hosiplan.com/memes/faces/picard-the-fuck.jpeg

[Wild Cobra]

I smell a troll.

[CosmicCowboy]

Ignore this troll faggot.

[Wild Cobra]

Ignore this troll faggot.

That's all this latest Chump troll has been.

[CosmicCowboy]

This faggot is way too stupid to be Chump.

[Thread]

"Killing" page 47:::

"In December 1937, the Japanese had captured the capital city of Nanking. Prior to that, the battle for Shaghai during the autumn months of 1937 had cost the Japanese ninety-two thousand causalities; more than two hundred thousand Chinese also lost their lives. The Imperial Japanese Army immediately sought revenge for their Shanghai dead, inflicting horrifying atroicities on the civilian population.

The Japanese began their killing spree with the execution of ninety thousand captured Chinese soldiers. In a a pattern of behavior that displayed Japan's contempt for the Geneva Conventions, which protect prisoners of war from torture, assault, or execution, these men were stabbed to death, hung by their tongues, attacked by dogs, set ablaze, machine-gunned, buried alive, and beheaded."

Big shots.

[Wild Cobra]

This faggot is way too stupid to be Chump.

Chump is real good at playing stupid.

You don't think it's Mouse, do you?

[Adam Lambert]

"Killing" page 47:::

"In December 1937, the Japanese had captured the capital city of Nanking. Prior to that, the battle for Shaghai during the autumn months of 1937 had cost the Japanese ninety-two thousand causalities; more than two hundred thousand Chinese also lost their lives. The Imperial Japanese Army immediately sought revenge for their Shanghai dead, inflicting horrifying atroicities on the civilian population.

The Japanese began their killing spree with the execution of ninety thousand captured Chinese soldiers. In a a pattern of behavior that displayed Japan's contempt for the Geneva Conventions, which protect prisoners of war from torture, assault, or execution, these men were stabbed to death, hung by their tongues, attacked by dogs, set ablaze, machine-gunned, buried alive, and beheaded."

Big shots.

the japs are definitely dishonorable mention but don't quite make the top ten

[Adam Lambert]

I smell a troll.


Ignore this troll faggot.


That's all this latest Chump troll has been.


This faggot is way too stupid to be Chump.


Chump is real good at playing stupid.

You don't think it's Mouse, do you?

dont attack the source.
do you disagree with the ranking?

[Chucho]

Meh. Dude is either Fuzzy or RG or one of the other twits whose head exploded on Election night. He hit a homer on an underhand pitch with the gun thread and now all the steam is out of his balloon.

[Thread]

the japs are definitely dishonorable mention but don't quite make the top ten

"Killing," page 48:::

"...Next, civilians in the city were shot at random, sometimes being forced to dig their own graves beforehand. Japanese soldiers held horrifying killing contests in which they strived to see who could behead the most Chinese.

Those barbarous acts were a mere prelude to what became of the women of Nanking, an estimated eighty thousand of whom were systematically raped. Japanese soldiers would recount for years to come how much they enjoyed these acts, often perpetrated against children and grandmothers. Teams of Japanese soldiers developed a routine for each assault: the group would hold a victim down while one checked to ensure that the woman did not have a sexually transmitted disease. Then the soldiers would cast lots to see who would go first. Victims were often bayoneted after the last man finished; if a woman was pregnant at the time, the baby might be cut form her womb with a knife."

Big shots.

[rmt]

Terrible. I see why to this day my father will never buy a Japanese car.

[Clipper Nation]

Chump is real good at playing stupid.

You don't think it's Mouse, do you?
IMO, it's a Mono troll.

[FuzzyLumpkins]

Meh. Dude is either Fuzzy or RG or one of the other twits whose head exploded on Election night. He hit a homer on an underhand pitch with the gun thread and now all the steam is out of his balloon.

Your memory is shit. Go review and you will see that I was talking about how the polls were trending poorly for Clinton to MiG in the leadup.

I tried to be hopeful that Trump would actually follow through draining the swamp and shaking things up. That it was a fool's hope is already apparent.

[Thread]

Your memory is shit. Go review and you will see that I was talking about how the polls were trending poorly for Clinton to MiG in the leadup.

I tried to be hopeful that Trump would actually follow through draining the swamp and shaking things up. That it was a fool's hope is already apparent.

I'll just bet you did.

[Chucho]

I'll just bet you did.

He's upset he had to grab his own pussy, tbh.

[Chucho]

Your memory is shit. Go review and you will see that I was talking about how the polls were trending poorly for Clinton to MiG in the leadup.

I tried to be hopeful that Trump would actually follow through draining the swamp and shaking things up. That it was a fool's hope is already apparent.

Your head still exploded. You still went into hiding and then lied why you went into hiding and hate having to eat shit in a cesspool like this. I would hate it too if I fell in with a group of self-aggrandizing idelogues pretending to be the modern equivalent of 60's activists that fought the lies and tyranny and perpetual white-mastery of the blacks and poor by the Democrats.

Regardless, that post wasnt about you beyond hypothesizing your sock acount. Get over yourself.

[FuzzyLumpkins]

Your head still exploded. You still went into hiding and then lied why you went into hiding and hate having to eat shit in a cesspool like this. I would hate it too if I fell in with a group of self-aggrandizing idelogues pretending to be the modern equivalent of 60's activists that fought the lies and tyranny and perpetual white-mastery of the blacks and poor by the Democrats.

Regardless, that post wasnt about you beyond hypothesizing your sock acount. Get over yourself.

It's hard to get over myself when that is all you talk about.

Even if this is all true, who cares? You are trying too hard and not performing well. You should try a different approach to trolling.

[FuzzyLumpkins]

I'll just bet you did.

Well he did have it as his staple stump speech for the month leading into the election. I was skeptical because no one ever demanded specifics from him. It's readily apparent he is at best as trustworthy as Clinton.

Reminds me of Obama running on banking reform, transparency, and civil liberties but that at least took a year before Geithner's proclivities, secret courts, and executions absent habeas corpus were apparent. Trump didn't last two weeks as POTUS-elect before spitting the bit.

[HI-FI]

IMO, it's a Mono troll.
I figured it's DoK's troll. Rust Cohle is most likely Mono's troll.

Whoever it is though is making excuses for Shillary's upset like if the pats choked or were caught cheating.

[Clipper Nation]

I figured it's DoK's troll. Rust Cohle is most likely Mono's troll.The posting style is different from DoK's, so I doubt it's him.


Whoever it is though is making excuses for Shillary's upset like if the pats choked or were caught cheating.Hillary's career is what Peyton's would look like if it wasn't for stacked defenses carrying him and a steady supply of "his wife's" steroids. :downspin:

[Adam Lambert]

I figured it's DoK's troll. Rust Cohle is most likely Mono's troll.

Whoever it is though is making excuses for Shillary's upset like if the pats choked or were caught cheating.

where do you see excuses being made about hillary? what does this thread even have to do with the election?

dishonorable mention number 2 goes to fucking reading comprehension. expected, considering the average conservative intelligence level falls somewhere between retardation and comatose.

[HI-FI]

The posting style is different from DoK's, so I doubt it's him.
DoK isn't a fan of Shillary either iirc, so probably not him.


Hillary's career is what Peyton's would look like if it wasn't for stacked defenses carrying him and a steady supply of "his wife's" steroids. :downspin:
Shillary's implosion reminded me of Lebron when the AC blew out and exposed his reliance on HGH. Fortunately Shillary didn't have a Kyrie to come along and take over when it mattered.

[Stevie Johnson]

IMO, it's a Mono troll.
It's not mono you mongoloid. There was once upon a time this poster who had piss run down his pants at the site of adversity. He grew up went to tech, was a typical fratboy during the times of Jersey Shore, and aced all his cupcake classes.

Does that give it away?

[baseline bum]

I figured it's DoK's troll. Rust Cohle is most likely Mono's troll.

Whoever it is though is making excuses for Shillary's upset like if the pats choked or were caught cheating.

DOK's trolls are usually funny, I don't think there is any way it's his.

[Clipper Nation]

Shillary's implosion reminded me of Lebron when the AC blew out and exposed his reliance on HGH. Fortunately Shillary didn't have a Kyrie to come along and take over when it mattered.
Nice :downspin:, but Hillary's implosion was more like Peyton when he went up against that stacked Seahawks defense in its prime. Even with an IV drip full of steroids hooked up to his neck at all times, he still couldn't avoid choking.

[Will Hunting]

:lol anyone who thinks this is my troll. Will Hunting is the only usernam I post with anymore and I barely post for that matter.

[Adam Lambert]

it's probably a boutons troll tbh

[spurraider21]

account created in 2011, so its somebody who's been here quite some time...

[Thread]

^He registered after me. I was in before Pau came West so Kobe could hold his hand.

[monosylab1k]

It's not mono you mongoloid. There was once upon a time this poster who had piss run down his pants at the site of adversity. He grew up went to tech, was a typical fratboy during the times of Jersey Shore, and aced all his cupcake classes.

Does that give it away?
Did he also have a talent for bullying niggas in the paint?

[monosylab1k]

Also, not my troll tbh.

[spurraider21]

I was in before Pau
https://media.giphy.com/media/3oz8xLd9DJq2l2VFtu/giphy.gif

https://i.gyazo.com/f747e7ec698af394d62265653e226d37.png

[z0sa]

Culby still trying to be pre Pau in 2016 :rollin

[monosylab1k]

^He registered after me. I was in before Pau came West so Kobe could hold his hand.

Only pussies & assholes lie about their join date.

[Thread]

^He registered after me. I was in before Pau came West so Kobe could hold his hand.

[monosylab1k]

Only pussies & assholes lie about their join date

[spurraider21]

^He registered after me. I was in before Pau came West so Kobe could hold his hand.


https://media.giphy.com/media/3oz8xLd9DJq2l2VFtu/giphy.gif

https://i.gyazo.com/f747e7ec698af394d62265653e226d37.png

[Thread]

^He registered after me. I was in before Pau came West so Kobe could hold his hand.

[monosylab1k]

Join Date: 06-19-2009

:lmao

[Clipper Nation]

Dale is pre-Pau:


[If you're talking about Cubby, aka Dale Robinson, aka Culburn Castleberry, the man is a racist, sexist psychopath. The reason he is not tolerated at phxsuns.net is because he spams the board with new threads at > 10 per minute, with unacceptable headlines. He's talked about raping female Hispanic board members, told minority posters they should be slaves, and so forth.]

Please.


[There have been some very good, proven, ways to deal with a Cubby infestation.]

What, like forkin' out thousands of dollars so I'd build Ft. Sose for ya?

Hey, Virt, here's one for ya, pumpkinpuss:

- "I'm still 6'10", 240"

- Mitch Kupchak - In tears, knee shackled - Boston Garden - June 9, 1985


[This site is truly taking over NBA talk among fans of elite teams.]

If that were true, I'm in the wrong fookin' place.

jejejeje!!!!!!

Dale

[Winehole23]

basketball smack, rara avis here

[monosylab1k]

Dale is pre-Pau:





Dale

:lol wow, I had no clue he's been here longer than me. The old fuck.

[Thread]

Dale is pre-Pau:







Dale

Me

[rasuo214]

Great list, 10/10. Now do one for progressives.

[angrydude]

Not funny, original, or clever.

[Kim Jong-il]

Me

Join Date: 06-19-2009

:lmao

[Adam Lambert]

Not funny, original, or clever.

:cry

[Adam Lambert]

update:
meryl streep nails one from downtown to move celebs up to #3 on the list