didnt get laid in 2016 at all

[Ghazi]

Ghazi couldn't find any women for the entire year of 2016.. :( .. I feel demoralized.. not sure what to do tbh.. hooker? $250 HJ?

[SpursforSix]

Ghazi couldn't find any women for the entire year of 2016.. :( .. I feel demoralized.. not sure what to do tbh.. hooker? $250 HJ?

How far do you live from Bakersfield? I know this woman that runs a day care that's pretty easy.

[lebomb]

Ghazi couldn't find any women for the entire year of 2016.. :( .. I feel demoralized.. not sure what to do tbh.. hooker? $250 HJ?

Damn son, thats why marriage is so wonderful. I got laid last night during the Cowboys game. It was so beautiful. :claw

[SpursforSix]

Damn son, thats why marriage is so wonderful. I got laid last night during the Cowboys game. It was so beautiful. :claw

to be honest, do you lick your spouse's ass every time? Or is it only after he showers?

[Thread]

I read it as [didn't get laid off]---lmao.

[lebomb]

to be honest, do you lick your spouse's ass every time? Or is it only after he showers?


Says the guy who single handily diminished the worlds supply of hand lotion by 1 million bottles in 2016. :rolleyes

[SpursforSix]

Says the guy who single handily diminished the worlds supply of hand lotion by 1 million bottles in 2016. :rolleyes

so I could stick them in your mom's butt

[Mitch]

I read it as [didn't get laid off]---lmao.

When was the last time Katy girl cleaned out the old pipes, Cub?

[I. Hustle]

Don't sweat it. You just joined a long list of STers. The only difference is that they pretend that they get it every day.

[benefactor]

Damn son, thats why marriage is so wonderful. I got laid last night during the Cowboys game. It was so beautiful. :claw
The sex I've had with 6 different women since shaking my wife in the middle of this year was quite beautiful as well.

[SpursforSix]

Don't sweat it. You just joined a long list of STers. The only difference is that they pretend that they get it every day.

like masterbating?

[UNT Eagles 2016]

$250 for a fucking handjob? Give yourself one for free, don't be an idiot.

[SpursforSix]

$250 for a fucking handjob? Give yourself one for free, don't be an idiot.

He's a double amputee (at both shoulders) you insensitive shit.

[Chris]

He's a double amputee (at both shoulders) you insensitive shit.

:lol

[Ghazi]

Man... I tried online dating sites (POF, Match, Tinder) and generated only 1 date that didn't lead to anything... in real life I was only introduced to one woman who turned out to be a 17 year old (I'm 27)... I don't know what to believe anymore guys.. I need to get my dick sucked, tbh.. hooker?

[SpursforSix]

Man... I tried online dating sites (POF, Match, Tinder) and generated only 1 date that didn't lead to anything... in real life I was only introduced to one woman who turned out to be a 17 year old (I'm 27)... I don't know what to believe anymore guys.. I need to get my dick sucked, tbh.. hooker?

I hate to think that everyone is superficial. But do you believe that it's the no arms thing?

[UNT Eagles 2016]

I hate to think that everyone is superficial. But do you believe that it's the no arms thing?

If he's really a no-arms cripple, he should try special needs matchmaking. Maybe he'll find a really, really hot chick who is blind or something.

[SpursforSix]

If he's really a no-arms cripple, he should try special needs matchmaking. Maybe he'll find a really, really hot chick who is blind or something.

That's not a bad idea. Or maybe one that has arms but no legs. They could share XXL pants and shirts. It'd be like Siamese twins but they could pull apart once they took their clothes off.

[I. Hustle]

Did you try farmers only? You don't have to be lonely.

[SpursforSix]

Here you go buddy. You can thank me and UNT after you accomplish your goal.

http://www.amputeematch.com/

http://www.amputeematch.com/images/amputee-dating.jpg

[spurraider21]

ditch the religious nut job routine and you should be fine tbh

[apalisoc_9]

ditch the religious nut job routine and you should be fine tbh

There's religious peeps out there..Muslims for that matter that have pussy throwing themsleves at them.

Ghazi has bigger problems..Like a non-existant social circle.

[Ghazi]

its true.. I have no social circle.. its probably too late to get one.. Im 27 years old

[Ghazi]

Im considered quite handsome by a lot of people I know... but still It doesnt translate into wins

[Ghazi]

demoralized guys.. fucking demoralized.. someone console me or give me
tips

[baseline bum]

Damn son, thats why marriage is so wonderful. I got laid last night during the Cowboys game. It was so beautiful. :claw

Aren't you worried Trump's going to roll it back though after he picks a new Supreme Court justice?

[Thread]

When was the last time Katy girl cleaned out the old pipes, Cub?

Years.

[Mitch]

Years.

Not even a little something to honor Duncan's retirement? Sad, man

[Thread]

Not even a little something to honor Duncan's retirement? Sad, man

Yep, my pipes are so jammed up and corroded it is sad.

[Mitch]

Yep, my pipes are so jammed up and corroded it is sad.

Maybe Amy will help you out, buddy. She'll fuck anybody but Duncan.

[baseline bum]

Maybe Amy will help you out, buddy. She'll fuck anybody but Duncan.

cubby's not a wetback gym trainer. I don't think Amy would take him to the couch tbh.

[Thread]

Maybe Amy will help you out, buddy. She'll fuck anybody but Duncan.

All that's left is now is in my head, Mitch. Some times aloud I rage, I challenge "him" "it" "whatever" to attempt to rob me of that.

[Mitch]

All that's left is now is in my head, Mitch. Some times aloud I rage, I challenge "him" "it" "whatever" to attempt to rob me of that.

Man can only give up as much as he allows, cub.

[Thread]

cubby's not a wetback gym trainer. I don't think Amy would take him to the couch tbh.

Of course not. She'd look at me with utter contempt. Some times that look, that look of utter contempt can induce quite a mess upon the old belly.

[Thread]

Man can only give up as much as he allows, cub.

Maybe I'll get to the grave before he's topsy and I'm turvy.

[DJR210]

Buy fabbs some cinnamon whiskey and he'll blow you before the new year

[Mitch]

Maybe I'll get to the grave before he's topsy and I'm turvy.

Maybe Duncan gets there first, you can lay the shit bag to rest. Co sign Amy

[140]

Buy fabbs some cinnamon whiskey and he'll blow you before the new year
:lol

[Findog]

Ghazi couldn't find any women for the entire year of 2016.. :( .. I feel demoralized.. not sure what to do tbh.. hooker? $250 HJ?

I once had a nearly year-long dry spell. I couldn't figure it out at the time, but later on, I realized I was extremely angry that year, an accumulation of stuff that had built up and I hadn't dealt with. You can say and do the "correct" things in a dating situation, but if you're not right, the girl will know on some level. I was repelling people bc of stuff I was dealing with subconsciously. When I finally let go of my anger, my dry spell ended.

[Chucho]

Kill yourself and get laid...on a cold slab...like Carrie Fisher and her yellow teeth.

[UNT Eagles 2016]

Kill yourself and get laid...on a cold slab...like Carrie Fisher and her yellow teeth.

Or just blow up himself inside the nearest mosque on a Friday afternoon during juammar-salat, and get rewarded with 72 virgins in paradise.

[apalisoc_9]

The only advice I have is to actually build a circle. Find buddies that look for "pussy".. I have a go to guy I ask out whenver I needed pussy. The perfect wingman.

Everytime there was a party, this nigga is out there gaming...thats the dude you want in your circle. Also, be friend some females..Friend zone them. Dont ever hit on them...

Women are amazing wingmen..or wingwomen i should say.

[SpursforSix]

I have a go to guy I ask out whenver I needed pussy.

I'm not sure you understand what "pussy" is.

[DJR210]

The only advice I have is to actually build a circle. Find buddies that look for "pussy".. I have a go to guy I ask out whenver I needed pussy. The perfect wingman.

Everytime there was a party, this nigga is out there gaming...thats the dude you want in your circle. Also, be friend some females..Friend zone them. Dont ever hit on them...

Women are amazing wingmen..or wingwomen i should say.

:lol Pokemon Go playing faggot giving advice on getting pussy

[Thebesteva]

Ghazi couldn't find any women for the entire year of 2016.. :( .. I feel demoralized.. not sure what to do tbh.. hooker? $250 HJ? Kill yourself

[mavsfan1000]

You think getting laid will make your life better? Use the hand. It's a gift to avoid other possible consequences.

[UNT Eagles 2016]

You think getting laid will make your life better? Use the hand. It's a gift to avoid other possible consequences.

According to the rest of the thread, he's missing both his arms. Probably blew them off trying to wage jihad.

[cutewizard]

lol

:bobo

[benefactor]

The sex I've had with 6 different women since shaking my wife in the middle of this year was quite beautiful as well.
This probably isn't totally honest. 2 were demons in bed(including the current), 2 were random and just ok, 1 got all weird on me because she wasn't over her ex and 1 was a dead fish fuck. 4 out of 6 being anywhere from decent to very good isn't a bad post marriage start.

[Trill Clinton]

Don't sweat it. You just joined a long list of STers. The only difference is that they pretend that they get it every day.

fax

[lebomb]

This thread is full of virgins and niggras that beat their busted up sweet potato lookin cawk to a pulp watchin interwebs porn. None of you mufawkus know how to pull a hoe and get some kitty. Hell, where is KoolAid......dis niggra can get you a Missy Anne in 10 min. LMAO at this nonsense.

[Trill Clinton]

This thread is full of virgins and niggras that beat their busted up sweet potato lookin cawk to a pulp watchin interwebs porn. None of you mufawkus know how to pull a hoe and get some kitty. Hell, where is KoolAid......dis niggra can get you a Missy Anne in 10 min. LMAO at this nonsense. how was you and your mrs. first christmas as a married couple? or is this the 2nd?

[Ghazi]

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[benefactor]

This thread is full of virgins and niggras that beat their busted up sweet potato lookin cawk to a pulp watchin interwebs porn. None of you mufawkus know how to pull a hoe and get some kitty. Hell, where is KoolAid......dis niggra can get you a Missy Anne in 10 min. LMAO at this nonsense.
It's pretty easy to wade through the bullshit on here. If someone like DJR or bb told me a story about some chick they banged I really don't have any reason not to believe them. Conversely, when Avante tells a story about how hot his wife is or Kool talks about making women cum there's every reason in the world to doubt it.

[LaMarcus Bryant]

Crazy. I haven't jelqed in like 4 days.

[Ghazi]

gonna try churches and mosques...

[lebomb]

how was you and your mrs. first christmas as a married couple? or is this the 2nd?

What up Trill? 2nd Christmas as a married couple was good man. I bought her a new ring. I had to get what I could at the time I got married. :claw

[mavsfan1000]

Some hungry mofos here. All you need is a hand and some porn. Time to wrestle with cyclops.

[SpursforSix]

Some hungry mofos here. All you need is a hand and some porn. Time to wrestle with cyclops.

Goddammit. He has zero hands. What the fuck is wrong with you guys.

[Ghazi]

masturbations lost its fun... mavsfan1000 sex is just a mood booster

[I. Hustle]

demoralized guys.. fucking demoralized.. someone console me or give me
tips

Bend over, I'll give you a tip. The tip of disdick

[Ghazi]

:depressed

[Darth_Pelican]

Go to Olongapo. Everyone else is doing it so it must be okay.

[SpursforSix]

:depressed

Cheer up. I think you need to embrace your armlessness. There's lots of freaks out there that fantasize about having sex with handicapable people. Maybe check out some fetish boards or something. If you're willing to bleed from your nipples and ass, you might have a match on SpursTalk.

[monosylab1k]

Ghazi couldn't find any women for the entire year of 2016.. :( .. I feel demoralized.. not sure what to do tbh.. hooker? $250 HJ?

Suicide bomb someone and get dem virgins.

[Ghazi]

*ROLLS EYES*

[SpursforSix]

*ROLLS EYES*

did you try the amputee dating site I suggested? Some of those chicks were hot. And some couldn't run away from you. Although, I guess it's hard to be dominant with no arms.

[Ghazi]

I have an option to break the streak
with a fat chick.. but tbh Im not even in the mood for a fatty

[mavsfan1000]

I have an option to break the streak
with a fat chick.. but tbh Im not even in the mood for a fatty
The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin. Lol

[Robz4000]

I have an option to break the streak
with a fat chick.. but tbh Im not even in the mood for a fatty

Get it done

[mavsfan1000]

Get some.

[I. Hustle]

Didn't get laid at all in 2016 but is turning it down because she's fat? Yeah, he lying. Either about not getting any or being offered any (probably the latter).

If your pener is hungry then it's hungry... no matter what the bitch that's attached to the vaj looks like.

[Ghazi]

Im just too lazy to have to work for it.. its not as if she texted me saying "lets fuck"

[Joseph Kony]

you should talk to WC tbh, heard he gives great massages with his roofies :tu

[Joseph Kony]

Go to Olongapo. Everyone else is doing it so it must be okay.
:lol

[I. Hustle]

you should talk to WC tbh, heard he gives great massages with his roofies :tu

Sounds like a win win. WC gets to test his concoction and even if it doesn't work, they'll both still get laid.

[Silver&Black]

Still time left...

[Ghazi]

also the girl is 17... Im 27... just doesnt seem right.. seems like I should have higher standards than a 17 yo fattie

[I. Hustle]

Maybe the bigger issue is you being 27 and hanging out with 17 year olds.

[Ghazi]

I didnt hang out with her... I was eating with a friend at Chipotle who knows her and she thought I was handsome and ended up exchanging numbers. WE've never officially hung out though.

Guys the big issue I guess is I just have no game :depressed

[SpursforSix]

I didnt hang out with her... I was eating with a friend at Chipotle who knows her and she thought I was handsome and ended up exchanging numbers. WE've never officially hung out though.

Guys the big issue I guess is I just have no game :depressed

You know what they say, "No arms, no game".

[apalisoc_9]

I didnt hang out with her... I was eating with a friend at Chipotle who knows her and she thought I was handsome and ended up exchanging numbers. WE've never officially hung out though.

Guys the big issue I guess is I just have no game :depressed

No such thing as game. Either you're man enough to show interest on any good looking girl or you're a dork that doesn't have the guts to tell a woman she' "gorgeous"..do you wanna go for a drink.

[Brazil]

I didnt hang out with her... I was eating with a friend at Chipotle who knows her and she thought I was handsome and ended up exchanging numbers. WE've never officially hung out though.

Guys the big issue I guess is I just have no game :depressed

:lol go to a travel agency buy a 15 days trip in countries like China, Brazil... and you will be set

[Ghazi]

The drought doesn't cause a sensation of "Man, I REALLY need to get laid cause my balls hurt" ... it's just a little psychologically demoralizing, ya know? You see people mingle and meet so easily, and then you wonder what you're doing wrong...

I just ... guys :cry ... someone console me.

[mavsfan1000]

The drought doesn't cause a sensation of "Man, I REALLY need to get laid cause my balls hurt" ... it's just a little psychologically demoralizing, ya know? You see people mingle and meet so easily, and then you wonder what you're doing wrong...

I just ... guys :cry ... someone console me.
Everything will be alright. You will pump your nuts into some girl soon. Just hope she doesn't get prego. Lol

[Ghazi]

POF doesn't work.

[RGMCSE]

Heres a perfect match for op.

fe-MHkUwtFk

[140]

:lol go to a travel agency buy a 15 days trip in countries like China, Brazil... and you will be set
China, really?

[chunticakes]

to be honest, do you lick your spouse's ass every time? Or is it only after he showers?

Made me spit my drink again lmao.

[I. Hustle]

Made me spit my drink again lmao.

So... you're a spitter?

Try swallowing every now and then.

[chunticakes]

It really isn't that hard to get laid in this day and age. I mean most girls are sluts anyways.

Are you employed anywhere? I'm sure there's women there. Strike up a conversation. The daily exposure will eventually inevitably lead them to liking you. take them out once to get drinks and before you know it you'll be balls deep. :bobo

[I. Hustle]

It really isn't that hard to get laid in this day and age. I mean most girls are sluts anyways.

Are you employed anywhere? I'm sure there's women there. Strike up a conversation. The daily exposure will eventually inevitably lead them to liking you. take them out once to get drinks and before you know it you'll be balls deep. :bobo

Spoken like a true gentleman.

[SpursforSix]

It really isn't that hard to get laid in this day and age. I mean most girls are sluts anyways.



Are you employed anywhere? I'm sure there's women there. Strike up a conversation. The daily exposure will eventually inevitably lead them to liking you. take them out once to get drinks and before you know it you'll be balls deep.

Humor me with an experiment. Close your eyes if you will. You're a 25 year old chick at a bar. A young man approaches you. He's friendly if a bit awkward. He buys you a drink and you engage in conversation with him. It's unforced and you often find yourself giggling at his jokes. One thing leads to another and you find yourself attracted to him. He asks if you would like to come to his place. Your baby shooter begins to tingle as you think of the possibilities. You say, "YES". You get to his apartment building and are walking up the stairs but you can't see and you trip over a baby that someone left on the stairs. You tumble down three flights and hit your head on the landing. You wake up to feel him inside of you. He's grunting and panting.

Now...open your eyes.
HE'S ARMLESS. AND PROBABLY MUSLIM.

Satisfied?

[Gummi Clutch]

Ive been on the tinder/bumble game and banged 20 girls in the span of 3 months. It got a bit old and I've turned into a pussy lately admittedly. I would always go in for the kiss middate and try and score the first time which usually worked. Lately I've had a dry spell of 4 straight girls (one who I admittedly fingered in her car but flaked later) and its kind of messed my mojo. I think inside I kind of missed what I had with my ex. All these fucking girls, whether they say "No hook ups ! " or w.e...are DTF.

I think I'm going to take a break for a bit because I'm dated out, it could be that I'm just not coming across as enthusiastic or chill as I was before, but those 3 consecutive bitches really did a number on me there.

Ive still been getting laid, but its basically the last girl I slept with (thanksgiving time) who is kind of a FWB at this point. I know guys get a bad rep about one night stands and just wanting sex, but believe me...with how superficial and self absorbed girls are nowadays that's what you need to do, and they find "niceness" unattractive.

[Gummi Clutch]

I have an option to break the streak
with a fat chick.. but tbh Im not even in the mood for a fatty
w.e you do...don't do this. I learned my lesson a couple of years back when I said "fuck it" and turns out I couldn't even get it up. Don't turn sex into something mechanical like that, it'll lower your standards inside and confidence.

[LaMarcus Bryant]

Yall ever toastfucked before?

[RGMCSE]

Heres a perfect match for op.

fe-MHkUwtFk

[SpursforSix]

Yall ever toastfucked before?

Yeah, but the bread always falls apart before I can cum.

[Brazil]

China, really?

Ya trust me, china is crazy

[chunticakes]

w.e you do...don't do this. I learned my lesson a couple of years back when I said "fuck it" and turns out I couldn't even get it up. Don't turn sex into something mechanical like that, it'll lower your standards inside and confidence.

I remember I took the fat girl plunge via Tinder last year. I struggled to fuck the poor girl. It was a chore.

She still texts me and shit. :lol

[DMC]

Really easy solution, can't believe no one said it already.

Wear your traditional haji garb, full raghead mode. Go to some SJW coffee house and talk about safe spaces, fairness and victimization. You'll have some ISIS wannabe whore on you in minutes.

Otherwise, rent a corvette, get a bag of coke and some expensive clothes (and a nice Tissot watch) and go to some posh hotel lobby and pretend you're waiting on a friend.

[Avante]

I find this amazing, how is that even possible? You a dwarf, a midget, deformed?? Bad breath? A real bad case if acne? Fat? Butt ugly?

There is no reason an average guy with average everything can't find something if he's trying at all. You go out twice a week every week for a year, you will score at least once a month, If, ya just smile, be nice.

Women simple adore a dancer, if you can dance you have the golden key that unlocks the door. Be clean, smile, smell good and dance. Bingo!!!!

Oh yeah, shoes. Spend some $$$$$$ and shine, look sharpe.

Listen, listen and listen, women love a listener.

[benefactor]

chirp chirp

[Ghazi]

well fellas my confidence is low these days.. I feel anxious to even ask girls out.. Fellas, the big sand nig needs some help.

[SpursforSix]

well fellas my confidence is low these days.. I feel anxious to even ask girls out.. Fellas, the big sand nig needs some help.

Man up. Just go out and get laid. Lower your expectations. Maybe start with some old desperate gay dude. Maybe at a nursing home. Get that first lay under your belt and some confidence. Then maybe go after a cute retarded person or black granny.

[Ghazi]

:lol

[Gummi Clutch]

:lol
:lol

[Quadzilla99]

Humor me with an experiment. Close your eyes if you will. You're a 25 year old chick at a bar. A young man approaches you. He's friendly if a bit awkward. He buys you a drink and you engage in conversation with him. It's unforced and you often find yourself giggling at his jokes. One thing leads to another and you find yourself attracted to him. He asks if you would like to come to his place. Your baby shooter begins to tingle as you think of the possibilities. You say, "YES". You get to his apartment building and are walking up the stairs but you can't see and you trip over a baby that someone left on the stairs. You tumble down three flights and hit your head on the landing. You wake up to feel him inside of you. He's grunting and panting.

Now...open your eyes.
HE'S ARMLESS. AND PROBABLY MUSLIM.

Satisfied?

How am I supposed to close my eyes and read your post?

[DMC]

How am I supposed to close my eyes and read your post?

:lol don't you have the braille app?

[Ghazi]

Sadly, the drought will probably be broken via prostitute

[SpursforSix]

How am I supposed to close my eyes and read your post?

hmmm...I hadn't thought of that. Ok...print it out and then have someone read it to you while your eyes are closed.

[I. Hustle]

Are we taking bets on how long before he goes full homo?

[Avante]

Sadly, the drought will probably be broken via prostitute

Do you put in the time, are you out there? There is noway in hell any average guy can't find a Miss Tonight if he's seriously looking. There are just too many lonely women out there looking for a listener.

Take a month, and hit the bars every Fri/Sat night. If you can't find Miss Tonight in 4 weeks it's something about stink/fat/too short/ugly/bad teeth.

[clambake]

do what he did.

[Ghazi]

Im not a bad looking dude.. I just lsck exposurr and a social network.. Im a little on the shy / quiet side though tbh

[SpursforSix]

Im not a bad looking dude.. I just lsck exposurr and a social network.. Im a little on the shy / quiet side though tbh

When you lsck expossurr, do they seem to like it? Maybe it turns them off.

[The Gemini Method]

Just bust the slump.

[Avante]

Im not a bad looking dude.. I just lsck exposurr and a social network.. Im a little on the shy / quiet side though tbh

Quiet/shy will not work unless you work with women who get you. You must put yourself out there and get up and do something. Thinking it works any other way is naive.

Women ADORE, FALL IN LOVE, WANT TO GOBBLE UP a man who simply listens. They love to yaketyyakyakyak.....and need someone to....I know, really?, wow! You will be rewarded for giving them that very very important ...listener.

It's so easy, it really is.

[I. Hustle]

When you lsck expossurr, do they seem to like it? Maybe it turns them off.

I tried to lsck expossurr once but I wasn't sure if I was doing it right.

[SpursforSix]

I tried to lsck expossurr once but I wasn't sure if I was doing it right.

You'll know if you're doing it right. Trust me. Sheesh...rookies.

[Chris]

She's only seventeeeeeeeen...SEVENTEEN!

[Ghazi]

lacking in exposure.. I dont have any female friends and very few friends in general.. fellas I feel like Jacob1983 right now

[SpursforSix]

lacking in exposure.. I dont have any female friends and very few friends in general.. fellas I feel like Jacob1983 right now

No offense meant by the following but have you thought that you might be gay?

[Ghazi]

its crossed my mind

[mavsfan1000]

Sadly, the drought will probably be broken via prostitute
You're going to be hating life for different reasons then. Just fap away.

[DD]

lacking in exposure.. I dont have any female friends and very few friends in general.

It's normal for a dude to not have any female friends, tbh...it's hard enough dealing with their shit when you're sleeping with them. Most people have fewer friends as they get older--the daily grind of life gets in the way--be it from work, soul-crushing marriages, or anchor babies

[Avante]

lacking in exposure.. I dont have any female friends and very few friends in general.. fellas I feel like Jacob1983 right now

Are you capable of walking up to a cute girl with..."hi, what's your name?"

[DD]

^inb4 you get massacred again

[Ginobilly]

gaz my man, like the pedo faggot said, you need to make yourself be known. sign up for a bullshit aerobics or liberal arts class at a community college. there is lots of single 18-30 year old women who are looking for a man. from girls outta highschool, to welfare single moms.

[mavsfan1000]

Hope are you making good money after you impregnate your lay. Or if a prostitute, prepare for a not so comfortable std.

[SpursforSix]

Are you capable of walking up to a cute girl with..."hi, what's your name?"

Ghazi...don't go down that road. It's sick and reprehensible. If it does turn out you're heterosexual, go after a woman.

[I. Hustle]

Ghazi...don't go down that road. It's sick and reprehensible. If it does turn out you're heterosexual, go after a woman.

Yeah, leave the girls alone. Do you know what they do to sick ass pedos? Yep... shoot 'em in the head.

[Avante]

Coming to a place like this asking for intelligent input, ha!

Like I've mentioned if a guy is just ...average, ordinary....meaning they aren't an extreme anything the only reason they shouldn't have a great sex life is they don't understand how to go about it. The women are there, and very willing. So it's up to the guy to go get them. And it's so easy.

Ya must be clean and cool, look like you respect yourself. Women need that (talking mature successful women not alley sluts) assurance that you have substance. Then hit the clubs/bars. It's all there waiting for you to show up.

[SpursforSix]

Then hit the clubs/bars. It's all there waiting for you to show up.

What's your favorite club? Boy Scouts of America? Or Lil' Readers over at the library?

[clambake]

relationship advice from a pedo.



this forum has everything.

[Avante]

What's your favorite club? Boy Scouts of America? Or Lil' Readers over at the library?

Since you asked...

The Red Coat Inn in San Diego....there I was dancing with a long cool woman in a black dress, guess what the band was playing?
The Holiday Inn Lounge in Visalia
The Armona Club in Armona
The El Ranchero in Hanford....met Steve Perry from Journey fame there.
The Barbarella Club in Singapore
The Paul Bunyan in Porterville.....where I met Judy.
The Crows Nest in Visalia

Obviously it's been years since I ran the streets, not sure all of those are still going.

[Gummi Clutch]

Coming to a place like this asking for intelligent input, ha!

Like I've mentioned if a guy is just ...average, ordinary....meaning they aren't an extreme anything the only reason they shouldn't have a great sex life is they don't understand how to go about it. The women are there, and very willing. So it's up to the guy to go get them. And it's so easy.

Ya must be clean and cool, look like you respect yourself. Women need that (talking mature successful women not alley sluts) assurance that you have substance. Then hit the clubs/bars. It's all there waiting for you to show up.
OP wasn't talking about paying for it...:lol

[Avante]

OP wasn't talking about paying for it...:lol

Neither was I. Any man who has to pay for it here in the states is a 100% loser.

[SpursforSix]

Neither was I. Any man who has to pay for it here in the states is a 100% loser.

So...overseas, it's ok to pay for child sex but over here you just take. Is that what you're saying?

[Avante]

So...overseas, it's ok to pay for child sex but over here you just take. Is that what you're saying?

I'll go slow....

It doesn't matter who you are, what you look like, if you plan on having sex over seas*** you will pay for it.

That really had to be explained to you, are you kidding me?

*** obviously talking about as a visitor. Funny how the obvious always has to be explained to you.

[Avante]

I'm struggling trying to imagine going without for a year. How is that even possible unless a guy has some physical problem or is in prison? I went without 8 weeks in boot camp, it about killed me.

[SpursforSix]

I'm struggling trying to imagine going without for a year. How is that even possible unless a guy has some physical problem or is in prison? I went without 8 weeks in boot camp, it about killed me.

He doesn't have any arms you dumb mother fucker.

[Avante]

He doesn't have any arms you dumb mother fucker.

Then how does he type?

Watch your mouth, ok? Being an idiot is bad enought.

You realy still at this level?

to be honest, do you lick your spouse's ass every time?

[SpursforSix]

Then how does he type?

Watch your mouth, ok? Being an idiot is bad enought.

You realy still at this level?

to be honest, do you lick your spouse's ass every time?

How does fucking Stephen Hawking communicate fucking physics and shit???

[Avante]

How does fucking Stephen Hawking communicate fucking physics and shit???

Here's the bad habit you have and you know it.

Instead of talkig to me/whoever you try so hard to impress/be funny for the audience and it's really annoying. Stop trying so damn hard to be funny, ok? Talk like you would if sitting in front of someone, ok?

Now try it again.

[Ghazi]

:cry

[DD]

How does fucking Stephen Hawking communicate fucking physics and shit???

He has that keytar device tbh

[Gummi Clutch]

He doesn't have any arms you dumb mother fucker.
Ghazer is an amputee?

[SpursforSix]

He has that keytar device tbh

So do you think Ghazi uses that to interface with Spurstalk?

[Ghazi]

:lol

[mavsfan1000]

:lol
:depressed

[Gummi Clutch]

He has that keytar device tbh
Nurse:lol

[I. Hustle]

http://o.aolcdn.com/hss/storage/midas/45eb2249fa490ab819f9e7b254a9ae84/204683236/15380557_10212116972508317_7073726925322503505_n.j pg

[SpursforSix]

http://o.aolcdn.com/hss/storage/midas/45eb2249fa490ab819f9e7b254a9ae84/204683236/15380557_10212116972508317_7073726925322503505_n.j pg

LOL. That's one salty barkeep.

[I. Hustle]

LOL. That's one salty barkeep.

He's tired of putting up with shit... in his pants.

[ViceCity86]

Ghazi couldn't find any women for the entire year of 2016.. :( .. I feel demoralized.. not sure what to do tbh.. hooker? $250 HJ?

Hooker? It got a lot harder. Backpage shutdown it's Adult's section.

[apalisoc_9]

Anyone who has zero social circle in his late 20s is more than likely going to struggle to find new ones..

At some point, it just becomes impossible because of responsibilities, work etc..

Pretty normal...

If the few remaining friends I have now decide to move, I would probably be in a similar situation...

[Avante]

You have to move from Cali to Arkansas because of job commitments. You are 32 years old and single. So there you are a long way from family and friends.

You decide to find some new friends.

So it's off to TONY's a pool beer bar. In a month you will have some new friends. It really is just that easy. And some of those new friends have girlfriends/wives with buddies. And what pool/beer bar doesn't have girls hanging out?

[Ghazi]

Well... Ive been hanging out with some chick the last few weeks. She seems cool. I hope something happens

[Avante]

Well... Ive been hanging out with some chick the last few weeks. She seems cool. I hope something happens

It won't, it's real obvious you suck.

[LaMarcus Bryant]

It's Feb 7th, and I still haven't toastfucked ONCE this year

[HarlemHeat37]

It won't, it's real obvious you suck.

:lmao

OMG Ghazi..

[Ghazi]

:lol

[AchillesHeel]

How do people expect to get laid when they don't even go outside, tbh..

[LaMarcus Bryant]

Yall ever run mad trains? Like Project Pat?

[HarlemHeat37]

Yall ever run mad trains? Like Project Pat?

I've been in houses with trains, but never participated, tbh..never understood how so many niggas are into it:(

[LaMarcus Bryant]

I've been in houses with trains, but never participated, tbh..never understood how so many niggas are into it:(

Some niggas just like the feeling of other guys juices in a girl they get turned on by sick shit like that

[UNT Eagles 2016]

How do people expect to get laid when they don't even go outside, tbh..

I get laid or get to eat out pussy any evening I want to (plus all day on weekends) even though I'm normally home 24/7. The benefits of being married and not having a job.

[Ghazi]

3 dates down... at what point do you be like "you considering the possibility of a relationship"

[Mark Celibate]

looks like you have a pretty good shot tbh

unless....you haven't seen Tyson Chandler around lately have you?

[mavsfan1000]

Get some. Then get her pregnant. Then hate every day of your life after that. :lol

[Ghazi]

So uh... hung out with some chick 5 times in the past 6 weeks... how do I ask her if shes interested in being exclusive? Im so bad at these things :cry

[LaMarcus Bryant]

Did you at least get someone to finger your AH? that's almost as good

[SpursforSix]

So uh... hung out with some chick 5 times in the past 6 weeks... how do I ask her if shes interested in being exclusive? Im so bad at these things :cry

Why just 5 out of 6? Did she decide to try Burger King for a week?

And you need to make sure you treat her right. Give her large fries instead of medium. Or throw in extra McNuggets. Those little romantic gestures go a long way. Plus if you get fired for it, you can make her feel guilty and she just might fondle you or something.

[CavsSuperFan]

Ghazi couldn't find any women for the entire year of 2016.. :( .. I feel demoralized.. not sure what to do tbh.. hooker?

No hookers…Just move to West Hollywood Cali…There are a lot of females who like Dudes and did not get any nookie either…No Joke…:lol

[HarlemHeat37]

So uh... hung out with some chick 5 times in the past 6 weeks... how do I ask her if shes interested in being exclusive? Im so bad at these things :cry

It just becomes assumed at some point, tbh, at least in my experience(although only 5 times in 6 weeks isn't enough volume to assume that, yet IMO)

[Ghazi]

It just becomes assumed at some point, tbh, at least in my experience(although only 5 times in 6 weeks isn't enough volume to assume that, yet IMO)

I agree.. In general it should be assumed.. I dunno how to evaluate the vibe on this one though.. it seems like we dont mind each other, but its not like we have amazing chemistry... Harlem... tips for the Ghazi por favor...'and I broke the drought with some asian massage parlor in St Louis

[monosylab1k]

I agree.. In general it should be assumed.. I dunno how to evaluate the vibe on this one though.. it seems like we dont mind each other, but its not like we have amazing chemistry... Harlem... tips for the Ghazi por favor...'and I broke the drought with some asian massage parlor in St Louis

If you're that far along and still pretty unsure, then it's not happening. If you want to know for sure, then just straight up ask her.

[Ghazi]

Ill just ask her next time.. :cry

[140]

gl scrah

[Ghazi]

Not lookin good guys.. got crickets from text asking her to go out yesterday... to quote a great movie "Im no fucking good, and I never have been"

[Kyle Orton]

You should show her your shadow boxing videos if you haven't already big dawg

[Ghazi]

:lol

[Ghazi]

Well, I dunno where to go from here...Im not skilled enough to just go out and meet someone easily...

It may take months to meet someone again and have an opportunity, and what if that goes awry too?

Sad days in Ghaz land folks... sad days.

[SpursforSix]

Well, I dunno where to go from here...Im not skilled enough to just go out and meet someone easily...

It may take months to meet someone again and have an opportunity, and what if that goes awry too?

Sad days in Ghaz land folks... sad days.

So what happened to your prostitute idea?

[140]

He went through with it in St Louis IIRC

[Ghazi]

I got a prostitute in St Louis, and then 2 days later got a blowjob from some ex.....

but... it just isn't satisfying :cry

[Ghazi]

Could Ghazi go dry 2/3 years, 2018 has been tough

[Kim Jong-il]

Could Ghazi go dry 2/3 years, 2018 has been tough
Look on the bright side, you’re not a lifelong incel, like Chris (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=1656) Spurtacular (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=49615) koriwhat (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=10674)

[UNT Eagles 2016]

Look on the bright side, you’re not a lifelong incel, like Chris (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=1656) Spurtacular (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=49615) koriwhat (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=10674)
Kim Jong clan have never had consensual sex in their lives.

[Kim Jong-il]

Kim Jong clan have never had consensual sex in their lives.
Neither can you. And you’re poor.

[lebomb]

Ghazi.........I know its rough man. To go without trim for years is pretty depressing. Even for me bruh, knowing you have gone dry for over 900 days brings rain drops to my eyes man :cry . Just think, I get laid by my wife 3, 4, sometimes 5 times a week and the cob webs on your nutsack in comparison is just wrong. You deserve to bust a nut like the rest of us normal men. To think I can get some trim at will while you sit in the corner staring at tranny porn, rubbin one out with your salty tears is truly a shame. I dont know what to say Gazi my man other than.................. "oh well" (shrugs). Take care and have a great week.

[koriwhat]

Neither can you. And you’re poor.

Boohoo mono

[Allan Rowe vs Wade]

even koriwhat's calf tats getting more tang than OP

[Ghazi]

I've only fornicated 3 times in the last 3 years and 2 of them were with hookers.

Tbh, I wasn't always an "incel"

It happened in mid 2016 when I had a psychotic episode where I thought I was a Prophet from God and distanced myself from all my social networks trying to save the world and take down Israel/Saudi Arabia/USA. Ever since, I've had very little social contact and it's been hard to find opportunities for poon.

Meeting people at age 29 also "feels" harder than early-mid 20s.


Sad days in GhazLand folks :lol .... sad fucking days :lol

[Mark Celibate]

iQGo-E9q-1g

[Millennial_Messiah]

Last year I didn't get laid was 2014... which was arguably the best year of my life, & much better than 2013 where I had several chicks. So, getting laid is overrated.

[tlongII]

If you’re over 21 and have endured an entire year without getting laid then something is wrong.

[Ghazi]

If you’re over 21 and have endured an entire year without getting laid then something is wrong.

Well yea something is wrong :lol

[koriwhat]

I've only fornicated 3 times in the last 3 years and 2 of them were with hookers.

Tbh, I wasn't always an "incel"

It happened in mid 2016 when I had a psychotic episode where I thought I was a Prophet from God and distanced myself from all my social networks trying to save the world and take down Israel/Saudi Arabia/USA. Ever since, I've had very little social contact and it's been hard to find opportunities for poon.

Meeting people at age 29 also "feels" harder than early-mid 20s.


Sad days in GhazLand folks :lol .... sad fucking days :lol

wtf did i just read? you're more than this "incel" label from what i just read; you're psychotic.

[Ghazi]

Sigh... even calf tats is shitting on me guys :cry... sad fucking days

[resistanze]

What a weirdo

[Joseph Kony]

maybe just quit trying altogether OP, could work out for you


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvfZnCNFPJQ

[koriwhat]

Sigh... even calf tats is shitting on me guys :cry... sad fucking days

i'm not shitting on you other than speaking truth. if you think you're some prophet you're a fucking nutcase 100%!

[Fabbs]

Christine Escobedo on Facebook.
Lives in San Antonio.

Might be interested.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Christine Escobedo on Facebook.
Lives in San Antonio.

Might be interested.

I'm not going to waste my time googling that, but I'm going to go out on a limb and raise all-in preflop that she's a fat Mexican.

[Fabbs]

I'm not going to waste my time googling that, but I'm going to go out on a limb and raise all-in preflop that she's a fat Mexican.
and you are felted.

a. Not fat
b. OP schtick is that he hasn't been laid in 3 years. Shouldn't be overly picky. Or are you OP log in/log out?


does appear to be Mex and/or Mex combo.

[Spurtacular]

The sex I've had with 6 different women since shaking my wife in the middle of this year was quite beautiful as well.

:lmao Cuck "history"

[MultiTroll]

Christine Escobedo on Facebook.
Lives in San Antonio.

Might be interested.
https://scontent.fsan1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/20374798_452579905116844_1301553221189998227_n.jpg ?_nc_cat=106&_nc_ht=scontent.fsan1-1.fna&oh=ca3c9f70f7b7fb97fef54860c8ef9340&oe=5CEE769D

[MultiTroll]

https://scontent.fsan1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/164762_172893652746097_4092885_n.jpg?_nc_cat=110&_nc_ht=scontent.fsan1-1.fna&oh=5adbe0083f704a700dd361d44affada5&oe=5CEDBDCD

[HarlemHeat37]

How's your financial situation, Ghaz?

[Blake]

wtf did i just read? you're more than this "incel" label from what i just read; you're psychotic.

Declares the forum druggy

[Blake]

https://scontent.fsan1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/164762_172893652746097_4092885_n.jpg?_nc_cat=110&_nc_ht=scontent.fsan1-1.fna&oh=5adbe0083f704a700dd361d44affada5&oe=5CEDBDCD

Lol why are you pimping her out, fabbs

[koriwhat]

Declares the forum druggy

you keep claiming such nonsense but can't even define the very thing you keep crying about. how am i a druggy if i have restraint and only smoke bud? do tell... we're all waiting for your reefer madness moment you fucking cuck!

[MultiTroll]

Lol why are you pimping her out, fabbs
On her profile she had shown herself as a dancer, several pics being on a pole at an obvious public stage.
So I figure she might be down with some adventure (and possibly profit) and could handle any troll / moderator who is behind the Ghazi profile.

Their 1st meeting she probably should meet somewhere that heavily screens for Middle Eastern terrorists. Just to be safe.

[Ginobilly]

I've only fornicated 3 times in the last 3 years and 2 of them were with hookers.

Tbh, I wasn't always an "incel"

It happened in mid 2016 when I had a psychotic episode where I thought I was a Prophet from God and distanced myself from all my social networks trying to save the world and take down Israel/Saudi Arabia/USA. Ever since, I've had very little social contact and it's been hard to find opportunities for poon.

Meeting people at age 29 also "feels" harder than early-mid 20s.


Sad days in GhazLand folks :lol .... sad fucking days :lol


You can try pof and badoo. There's plenty of 30/40 year old leftover single moms looking for a provider. Your right in that it gets harder to meet new people without baggage the closer you get to 30. Unless your rich as fuck or good looking, that's all that's going to be available. So take whats available in your league or keep on going without panocha.

[Ghazi]

How's your financial situation, Ghaz?

I do well financially, tbh. ;)

[TimmyBuckets]

Tinder

[koriwhat]

I do well financially, tbh. ;)

terrorism pays well!

[Millennial_Messiah]

Tinder

Doesn't work if you have a private facebook with no pics


you can always use a burner facebook account, but that only works for browsing/stalking... also doesn't work if you don't want to use your phone number


better off trying something like plenty-o-fish, but it's full of uggos, fatties and trannies (not mutually exclusive).

[lebomb]

Ghazi still hasnt dropped a load of man sauce into a female? Wow

[Mark Celibate]

You can try pof and badoo. There's plenty of 30/40 year old leftover single moms looking for a provider. Your right in that it gets harder to meet new people without baggage the closer you get to 30. Unless your rich as fuck or good looking, that's all that's going to be available. So take whats available in your league or keep on going without panocha.

Even this post is being too nice. Hate to drop the shaqondudley.gif black pill, but if you didn’t have much experience in your 20’s and you haven’t found anybody by 30, it’s never going to happen unless you’re REALLY good looking AND you spent most of your 20’s really progressing your career.

The key is accepting reality for what it is, and adjusting to a life of non-marriage without going crazy. Many successful people decide that marriage is not for them, but I feel bad for the involuntary ones who want it but have no choice but to do without. My advice to ghazi is to get out there and socialize ASAP before that number 30 hits and it’s too late imo

[HarlemHeat37]

I do well financially, tbh. ;)

Have to promote that and make it known, tbh..no shame in it in 2019, girls are more attracted to money than ever, it's celebrated nowadays..they're looking for it at a younger age than ever, as well, being a sugar baby is a legit form of income today..

There should be a local listing for wherever you live(they usually have one in every big city) if you don't want to take the IG DM route..

[Ginobilly]

Have to promote that and make it known, tbh..no shame in it in 2019, girls are more attracted to money than ever, it's celebrated nowadays..they're looking for it at a younger age than ever, as well, being a sugar baby is a legit form of income today..

There should be a local listing for wherever you live(they usually have one in every big city) if you don't want to take the IG DM route..

Speaking about sugar daddies... Isn't strange how being a "sugar babby" on a dating site is not considered prostitution but being an escort on the now defunct adult section of craiglist was? I guess it's not considered prostitution for rich wasp assholes but for the liitle guy it is.

[spurraider21]

do people actually buy ghazi's shtick? its the same shit as huey freeman. good entertainment tho

[Ginobilly]

do people actually buy ghazi's shtick? its the same shit as huey freeman. good entertainment tho

It could be but I know personally a couple of guys in the situation ghazi describes. Smart, successfull but socialy autistically awkward average/ugly/fat/skinny/nerdy/videogamer looking guys failing to get married but living it up due to all the time and money they have available. My cousin is personally living the "lifestyle". Ghazi could easily be fucking 9/10 looking strippers but he's gotta be man and be upfront with them about his incel status and just be his nerdy incel shy self. Invite them out to eat/hang out.. Buy some good dodi and blaze them out (if you live in a legal state). Give the hoski some money and that ho will be riding your mangled circumcised cock in no time and creaming all over your little Mohammed. Go out derr and make yourself be known ghaz my sand nigga.