I just acquired a new fetish

[UNT Eagles 2016]

I was watching "Cabin Fever" tonight (this year's version) and towards the end of the movie, the most beautiful girl in the movie (Marcy, she's played by some young actress named Nadine something) starts to get infected and starts bleeding lake-red from all over, her back, neck, boobs, legs and pussy, and walks around the cabin and outside completely naked and bleeding all over, crying... I was like DAMN girl, fucking Marcy I love you right now... I've never seen this level of sexy in a woman... forget the erection, I just creamed my pants...

I want to do that sometime to a girl. Just make her bleed all over and writhe in pain while I fucking destroy her with my pistol and tell her sweet and dirty things. DAYUUUUUUM! Feeling so fucking horny right now, haven't seen my wife/fuckbuddy since the beginning of the month.. fuck...

[lil'mo]

What...the...fuck. Should this be shown to the proper authorities?

[Xevious]

http://hosiplan.com/memes/faces/picard-the-fuck.jpeg

[140]

What...the...fuck. Should this be shown to the proper authorities?
Don't forget to show Avante's confession while you're at it tbh

[benefactor]

http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/leaving-now.gif

[monosylab1k]

:lmao

[Spur|n|Austin]

Dude wut.

This is like that post about the dead girl in the kitchen from that Lord of the Rings weirdo.

:ban:

[Trill Clinton]

I was watching "Cabin Fever" tonight (this year's version) and towards the end of the movie, the most beautiful girl in the movie (Marcy, she's played by some young actress named Nadine something) starts to get infected and starts bleeding lake-red from all over, her back, neck, boobs, legs and pussy, and walks around the cabin and outside completely naked and bleeding all over, crying... I was like DAMN girl, fucking Marcy I love you right now... I've never seen this level of sexy in a woman... forget the erection, I just creamed my pants...

I want to do that sometime to a girl. Just make her bleed all over and writhe in pain while I fucking destroy her with my pistol and tell her sweet and dirty things. DAYUUUUUUM! Feeling so fucking horny right now, haven't seen my wife/fuckbuddy since the beginning of the month.. fuck...

:lol

[apalisoc_9]

Get help OP...

You might be watching too much porn.

[Clipper Nation]

OP is a weirdo. No wonder he gets along with Avante.

[UNT Eagles 2016]

OP is a weirdo. No wonder he gets along with Avante.

Says the Spurs, Clippers and Cavs fan :lol

[UNT Eagles 2016]

:lol

Marcy got eaten alive by a rabid wolf in the next scene. The amount of money I would have paid to be that wolf in the movie...

[SpursforSix]

Marcy got eaten alive by a rabid wolf in the next scene. The amount of money I would have paid to be that wolf in the movie...

I hope you don't tell these stories when you go to the food bank.

[UNT Eagles 2016]

I hope you don't tell these stories when you go to the food bank.
The food bank serves processed mystery meat, so you never know...

[SpursforSix]

The food bank serves processed mystery meat, so you never know...

I thought they served fresh fruit and unicorn dreams.

[UNT Eagles 2016]

I thought they served fresh fruit and unicorn dreams.

Only if you've had a bag of magic mushrooms for breakfast.

[ColinB]

But seriously, why the hell was Cabin Fever remade?

[SpursforSix]

But seriously, why the hell was Cabin Fever remade?

Gotta kick it up a notch.

[UNT Eagles 2016]

But seriously, why the hell was Cabin Fever remade?

Because PANCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKES... and hot bloody naked girls.

[DJR210]

Dude wut.

This is like that post about the dead girl in the kitchen from that Lord of the Rings weirdo.

:ban:

R.I.P Pauly D

He musta finally been sent to prison

[UNT Eagles 2016]

I'm just craving hot young women's blood right now... gimme any hot girl age 21-36, someone with non-infected open wounds, I just want to drink her blood... even if it's her period blood. OMM NOM NOM

It's so tough because I want to make love to women, but I also want to eat them... after eating them out and making love to them...

[SpursforSix]

I'm just craving hot young women's blood right now... gimme any hot girl age 21-36, someone with non-infected open wounds, I just want to drink her blood... even if it's her period blood. OMM NOM NOM

It's so tough because I want to make love to women, but I also want to eat them... after eating them out and making love to them...

This is a weird schtick.

[UNT Eagles 2016]

This is a weird schtick.

Give me a nice, 26 year old Italian-American brunette ex-sorority girl, second-year full time accountant. And give me wood, matches, and a firepit. That succulent meat off the bone. Melt in my mouth and smooth down my colon

[SpursforSix]

Give me a nice, 26 year old Italian-American brunette ex-sorority girl, second-year full time accountant. And give me wood, matches, and a firepit. That succulent meat off the bone. Melt in my mouth and smooth down my colon

What about a bid old black Mandingo tranny?

[UNT Eagles 2016]

What about a bid old black Mandingo tranny?
Trannies are fucking disgusting, hell no. Give me a natural born female or give me death.

[BD24]

Get help OP...

You might be watching too much porn.
says the guy who made a thread about wanting to fuck his aunt :lol

[Reck]

Isn't this how serial killers start out? :lol

Next we'll learn you killed a cat (To the chargrin of nolyfescrub) and your next target are children.

[RD2191]

What...the...fuck. Should this be shown to the proper authorities?

TBH

[DJR210]

says the guy who made a thread about wanting to fuck his aunt :lol

I think the even weirder thing is where this idiot copy pasta'd that shit from.. Some seriously demented social outcast faggots on that body building forum

[BD24]

I think the even weirder thing is where this idiot copy pasta'd that shit from.. Some seriously demented social outcast faggots on that body building forum
haha fuck I totally forgot it was from bodybuilding.com hahaha

[UNT Eagles 2016]

Fortunately I can get bloody pussy for my devouring pleasure without committing a crime, at least a few days a month! :D

[DJR210]

Fortunately I can get bloody pussy for my devouring pleasure without committing a crime, at least a few days a month! :D

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/a7/32/71/a73271a1f577f75d64651274535e0d14.jpg

[Gummi Clutch]

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/a7/32/71/a73271a1f577f75d64651274535e0d14.jpg
can't wait for the new DJR cartoon tbh :lol

[UNT Eagles 2016]

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/a7/32/71/a73271a1f577f75d64651274535e0d14.jpg
And as a bonus I get to hear her moan with pleasure as her cramps get relieved away. RAWR!

[Avante]

All this talk about women as if they were objects is a bit strange. What about the person themselves?

I'm guessing this thread was meant to be a strange funny. I hope that is the case.

[UNT Eagles 2016]

All this talk about women as if they were objects is a bit strange. What about the person themselves?

I'm guessing this thread was meant to be a strange funny. I hope that is the case.
Women aren't objects. Objects, like computers, furniture, office supplies, or toys from McDonald's aren't edible.

[Avante]

Women aren't objects. Objects, like computers, furniture, office supplies, or toys from McDonald's aren't edible.

So just a silly nothing thread, ok, I figured that.

[UNT Eagles 2016]

So just a silly nothing thread, ok, I figured that.

More of a "spur of the moment" thread. I really wanted to bang that Marcy girl and eat her out that night, but it's not a permanent thing.

[Avante]

More of a "spur of the moment" thread. I really wanted to bang that Marcy girl and eat her out that night, but it's not a permanent thing.

Run that silliness by the others here, ok? I'm above that.

[lefty20]

This has gotta be a misc copy pasta right?

[UNT Eagles 2016]

This has gotta be a misc copy pasta right?

I never posted on the Misc. I'm not a bodybuilder, tbh. But I did post on the IGN Vestibule for about 10 years, it's mostly video gamer it-guys

[TDMVPDPOY]

wtf is avante doing posting in here...its not the bbc lover thread kent