handegg aka obeseball aka "murica" ball..

[apalisoc_9]

So how do people enjoy watching 4 hours of handegg tv?

Just found out a 4 hour televised handegg consist of 24 minutes of total action. Wtf...

[Caltex2]

And 2 hours/95 play minutes of futbol (soccer) action consists of about 5-10 shots-on-goal and more than a goal if we're lucky.

Pot-A-to, pot-a-to...tom-A-to, tom-a-to. Let's call the whole thing off.

[aussie91]

I guess its what happens when you grow up on the sport the only NFL game I watch each year is the superbowl. I much prefer Australian Rules Football (AFL) far more action and over in 3 hours

[lefty]

So how do people enjoy watching 4 hours of handegg tv?

Just found out a 4 hour televised handegg consist of 24 minutes of total action. Wtf...
9 minutes

[140]

And yet, still incomparably better than fatbol :lmao

[lefty]

And yet, still incomparably better than fatbol :lmao

Eggball isn't too horrible tbh

Top many commercial breaks tbh... you have commercials with football breaks :lol

[140]

Eggball isn't too horrible tbh

Top many commercial breaks tbh... you have commercials with football breaks :lol
Agreed

[Bynumite]

Handegg got easily the most entertaining action of any major sport. Shame about all the stops and breaks.

[DMC]

I don't watch any of it. I've streamlined my viewing choices to main events and Marvel movies... .. .

[Mr. Body]

And 2 hours/95 play minutes of futbol (soccer) action consists of about 5-10 shots-on-goal and more than a goal if we're lucky.

Pot-A-to, pot-a-to...tom-A-to, tom-a-to. Let's call the whole thing off.

Yeah but soccer is continuing action, not portly offensive linemen huffing back to the huddle and standing around.

[lefty]

I don't watch any of it. I've streamlined my viewing choices to main events and Marvel movies... .. .
mahniggu

[DAF86]

Meh, you still have something interesting happening between all those breaks, unlike you know what.

[lefty]

Meh, you still have something interesting happening between all those breaks, unlike you know what.
:lol beisbol
:lol nothinghappeningball
:lol cricketsball
:lol staringatwallball

[Mitch]

:lol soccer
:lol flopping more in a game than ginobili in his career
:lol best player is some midget
:lol 0-0 is common
:lol shit poor nations put more money into soccer than fixing their shit poor cities
:lol male divas playing a sport

At least football does more in a minute than soccer in 90 :lol

[lefty]

At least football does more in a minute than soccer in 90 :lol
yes those 3 yard gains are significant

[Mitch]

yes those 3 yard gains are significant

More significant than 90 minutes and 0-0 :lol

[lefty]

More significant than 90 minutes and 0-0 :lol
3 yard gain in 1 minute
Turnover
commerciial break
Rinse wash repeat

[Mitch]

3 yard gain in 1 minute
Turnover
commerciial break
Rinse wash repeat

Player 1 kicks to player 2
Player 2 kicks to player 3
Player 3 kicks to player 1
Half-assed shot at the goal, goalie kicks to other side of the field

Rinse wash repeat

[Silver&Black]

More significant than 90 minutes and 0-0 :lol

Mitch

Imagine this scenario. You're the biggest povertyball fan in the world. I mean you're 100% diehard. Your favorite team is playing your biggest rival and you've got the best tickets and seat in the house. You've been excited about this match for 2 months...thinking about it every single day.

Now it's gametime. It's the moment you've been waiting all this time for...........

:lol It ends in a 0-0 tie

[lefty]

Player 1 kicks to player 2
Player 2 kicks to player 3
Player 3 kicks to player 1
Half-assed shot at the goal, goalie kicks to other side of the field

Rinse wash repeat
Most popular sport in the World :lol
Don't be mad :lol

[Mitch]

Most popular sport in the World :lol
Don't be mad :lol

:lol most affordable sport in the world
:lol truly poverty ball

[Mitch]

Mitch

Imagine this scenario. You're the biggest povertyball fan in the world. I mean you're 100% diehard. Your favorite team is playing your biggest rival and you've got the best tickets and seat in the house. You've been excited about this match for 2 months...thinking about it every single day.

Now it's gametime. It's the moment you've been waiting all this time for...........

:lol It ends in a 0-0 tie

I'd be fucking pissed, tbh. You're making millions to do jack shit but chase a ball, make the field smaller to get some more scoring or something :lol

[lefty]

:lol most affordable sport in the world
:lol truly poverty ball
its affordable because it's so popular

[Mitch]

its affordable because it's so popular

:lol not how supply-demand works, lefty

[lefty]

:lol not how supply-demand works, lefty
Rules are made to be broken :lol

[Mitch]

Rules are made to be broken :lol

Your brain is broken, tbh


t'es malade mental

[benefactor]

Yeah but soccer is continuing action, not portly offensive linemen huffing back to the huddle and standing around.
You defending soccer is probably the least surprising development this forum has had in quite some time

[Clipper Nation]

Player 1 kicks to player 2
Player 2 kicks to player 3
Player 3 kicks to player 1
Half-assed shot at the goal, goalie kicks to other side of the field

Rinse wash repeat
Floptrot needs more commercial breaks, tbh. The commercials would be more interesting than the actual gameplay.

[Clipper Nation]

Most popular sport in the World :lol
Don't be mad :lol
:lol "It might suck, but at least it's popular!" :cry
:lol Floptrot: the Nickelback of "sports"

[lefty]

Your brain is broken, tbh


t'es malade mental
:lmao

[Mr. Body]

You defending soccer is probably the least surprising development this forum has had in quite some time

Sorry to keep you waiting.