Twitter account imagines how Trump would tweet if he was mature

[RandomGuy]

Our Asian allies play critical role in nuclear non-proliferation & disarmament. I look forward to discussions that advance our shared goal. https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/816068355555815424 …
6:03 PM - 2 Jan 2017


Today's Pearl Harbor event proves wounds can heal; that enemies can become friends & that peace can prevail, creating a safer world for all. https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/813945096269860866 …


I look forward to the intel briefing tomorrow - and issuing the report to the media and public asap. Clarity is crucial to our democracy. https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/817004210529116160 …


New year is 3 days away & the inauguration is in 23. It's time to come together, dispense w/ political rhetoric for the good of OUR country. https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/814110460761018368 …


I will not be commenting about the hacks until I have heard the full intel briefing. It's important to have the facts before weighing in. https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/816620855958601730 …

https://www.yahoo.com/news/twitter-account-imagines-trump-tweet-214242073.html


The contrast between the parody and reality is damning.

[boutons_deux]

Trash is Pootin's 5-year old.

[SnakeBoy]

Poor RandomGuy

[mavsfan1000]

Aww. Trump hurting people's feelings. Do they need a safe zone? This country has become pussified and overly sensitive under Obama. Time for a real President.

[Thread]

Aww. Trump hurting people's feelings. Do they need a safe zone? This country has become pussified and overly sensitive under Obama. Time for a real President.

I still like to see Pelosi's rack. GD. Hunched shoulders-miscut hair-waxy complexion-Hating Repugs= I'm in love.

[Spurminator]

This country has become pussified and overly sensitive under Obama. Time for a real President.

Certainly the guy who has 3am Twitter meltdowns over any perceived insult will be the man to lead us back to non-Pussydom.

[CosmicCowboy]

I still like to see Pelosi's rack. GD. Hunched shoulders-miscut hair-waxy complexion-Hating Repugs= I'm in love.

Her plastic surgeon has been stretching her multiple chins down for years. Her racks gone from a b to dd.

[Chris]

I still like to see Pelosi's rack. GD. Hunched shoulders-miscut hair-waxy complexion-Hating Repugs= I'm in love.

Her daughter is a real moose and a major c*nt to boot.

[SnakeBoy]

Her daughter is a real moose and a major c*nt to boot.

Which one you talking about?

One looks like a tranny but isn't...

http://media.gettyimages.com/photos/director-alexandra-pelosi-and-nancy-pelosi-during-hbo-presents-the-picture-id106737710
http://media.gettyimages.com/photos/filmmaker-alexandra-pelosi-takes-part-in-a-qa-following-the-new-york-picture-id164266508

[Thread]

^Can you imagine the beaver on that one top left?

[mavsfan1000]

Yep Trump is not your typical politician. He doesn't hold back his thoughts. People don't realize it yet. But they won.

[Chris]

Which one you talking about?

Christine the Electorate. She got cooked by Bartiromo, Cavuto, and the Tuck on her allegations of Russians hacking the election. It's outstanding television imo.