***** 2016 NFL Divisional Round Thread *****

[UNT Eagles 2016]

Last couple weeks have been a buzzkill for a boring turn of events in an otherwise entertaining season.


NFC:

Seattle @ Atlanta - Saturday early
Green Bay @ Dallas - Sunday late


AFC:

Houston @ New England - Saturday late
Pittsburgh @ Kansas City - Sunday early



Predictions:


Seattle 24 - Atlanta 20
Green Bay 55 - Dallas 17

Houston 3 - New England 48
Pittsburgh 24 - Kansas City 27


Green Bay 22 - Seattle 28 OT
Kansas City 7 - New England 42


New England 28 - Seattle 24

[UNT Eagles 2016]

*** Not a religion thread ***

Chinook

[Robz4000]

Will there be a scandal involving the air inside the footballs in the AFCCG this year?

[Avante]

Way too early to be making predictions. We don't even know who is playing.

But....

Seattle is not the same on the road.
Falcons gave up 406 points, the most by any playoff team.

The Steelers are one of the historically great Dec/Jan teams, the Chiefs are not.

A rookie QB vs the great Aaron Rodgers, in a big game, hmmmmm?

A row boat full of dwarfs equipped with sling shots vs a battleship stand a better chance than the Texans do vs the Pats.

One prediction....Tyreek Hill will...WOW!

[Floyd Pacquiao]

Cowboys steam roll the Packers. That defense doesn't stand a chance against the cowboys oline. Only a mental lapse does the cowboys in.

[Avante]

Cowboys steam roll the Packers. That defense doesn't stand a chance against the cowboys oline. Only a mental lapse does the cowboys in.

Give me 10 points, remember...THE COWBOYS WILL STEAMROLL...right?

If the Cowboys do win it will not be by 10 points or more. We have a bet?

[Robz4000]

Cowboys steam roll the Packers. That defense doesn't stand a chance against the cowboys oline. Only a mental lapse does the cowboys in.

Too bad it's the Cowboys then...

[Avante]

QB power.

Brock beats a rookie with no experience.
SB champ Russell Wilson with all that playoff experience beating Matthew "Never did anything" Stafford.
SB champ Big Ben beating a backup QB
SB champ the great Aaron Rodgers beating SB champ Eli "I;m really not as dumb as the look on my face" Manning.

Moving on.

SB champ/HOF bound Big Ben vs Alex "The Classic Game Manager" Smith
SB champ/histories winnigest QB after five seasons Russell Wilson vs Matt "We have No Defense" Ryan
SB champ/HOF bound Aaron Rodgers vs a rookie who has never won anything.
SB champ/HOF/the GOAT Tom Brady vs Brock "they tried to replace me, thank God he got a concussion" Osweiler.

[spurtech09]

Give me 10 points, remember...THE COWBOYS WILL STEAMROLL...right?

If the Cowboys do win it will not be by 10 points or more. We have a bet?Cowboys will win by 13 pts

[Avante]

Cowboys will win by 13 pts

30 days self bannishment says they don't.

[spurraider21]

there should be at least 2 road wins here

[Avante]

there should be at least 2 road wins here

1.Steelers over KC
2.Seahawks over Falcons
3.Packers over Cowboys

Three SB winning QB's vs three who have never even been in one.

This just doesn't sound right.

Matt Ryan, Dak Prescott and Alex Smith move on, they send Russell Wilson, Aaron Rodgers and Big Ben packing.

[Mal]

Patriots will blow them out with properly inflated footballs

[Avante]

Big Ben had 5 TD passes and a fantastic 152.3 passer rating when the Steelers beat the Chiefs in week 4.

But, that was at home.

Since 2006 5-2 vs KC, both losses on the road.

[Pelicans78]

1.Steelers over KC
2.Seahawks over Falcons
3.Packers over Cowboys

Three SB winning QB's vs three who have never even been in one.

This just doesn't sound right.

Matt Ryan, Dak Prescott and Alex Smith move on, they send Russell Wilson, Aaron Rodgers and Big Ben packing.

Cam had no playoff experience and they pretty much steamrolled Seattle last season and this Seahawks team is especially worse overall. And they struggled on the road all season. Their offense isn't good enough to keep up with Atlanta. I wouldn't be surprised if we see something similar to what we saw last season in Carolina.

I can see the Steelers winning and the Packers as well, but the Cowboys should score at will against that defense. Packers will have to put up alot of points. Also your theory of Super Bowl experienced QBs having an edge didn't hold water when Kaep and your Niners steamrolled the Packers in 2012. I think Dak will have a similar performance.

[benefactor]

Houston doesn't have a prayer, obviously, but the defense will keep it respectable. I'll say 24-10 Patriots.

[Killakobe81]

Hard to bet aga8nst Rodgers I think game will be close but he will be difference maker, hope to hell I am wrong.

[chunticakes]

Hard to bet aga8nst Rodgers I think game will be close but he will be difference maker, hope to hell I am wrong.

I think Dallas wins the toss, takes the ball down the field and scores, never looking back.

34-24 Dallas

They're gonna run over Green Bay. It's no coincidence they haven't handed the ball off to Elliott more than 12 times the past two games. They're gonna ride that boy like Odell Beckham rides his boyfriend.

[Avante]

Coach/QB/home field advantages.

KC has the coach/home field
Seattle has the coach/QB
NE has it all
Packers have coach/QB

[UNT Eagles 2016]

Coach/QB/home field advantages.

KC has the coach/home field
Seattle has the coach/QB
NE has it all
Packers have coach/QB
I wish they'd just fall into the abyss, LA Lakers style... for a good many years/decades... so sick of them

[Pelicans78]

Coach/QB/home field advantages.

KC has the coach/home field
Seattle has the coach/QB
NE has it all
Packers have coach/QB

:lol

No one on the Falcons would take game manager over Matt Ryan.

[benefactor]

Packers have coach...:lol

He'd be on the street if it wasn't for Rodgers

[BD24]

Packers have coach...:lol

He'd be on the street if it wasn't for Rodgers
As a Packers fan this couldn't be more true. If the Packers were to have a couple shitty seasons the silver lining would be that this fat piece of shit would get kicked to the curb.

[benefactor]

As a Packers fan this couldn't be more true. If the Packers were to have a couple shitty seasons the silver lining would be that this fat piece of shit would get kicked to the curb.
It's no different than all the athletes that drug Mack Brown/Greg Davis' sorry asses to 10+ win seasons every season until the well ran dry.

[Avante]

:lol

No one on the Falcons would take game manager over Matt Ryan.

Then there is always the facts.

Matt Ryan

Playoffs

1-4
TD/INT....9/7
QB rating...85.2

Russell Wilson

8=3
18/9
95.9
and....305 rushing yards

What are you looking at?

Russell Wilson the only QB to have the edge over Brady, Rodgers and Peyton.

[Avante]

Packers have coach...:lol

He'd be on the street if it wasn't for Rodgers

Prove it.

[Avante]

I wish they'd just fall into the abyss, LA Lakers style... for a good many years/decades... so sick of them

Dude, why are you totally ignoring our Packers/Giants debate? You did the same thing with our Pats vs Broncos debate, why?

What happened to your Giants, answer the question, ok?

[spurraider21]

chirp chirp

[benefactor]

^tbh

[Avante]

spurraider, it was funny watching how you actually thought Conner Cook, hahahahaha!!!!!!

[Avante]

We will have four SB winning QB's, each having played in at least two of them vs four QB's that have never played in a SB. Has this ever happened before in this round?

[benefactor]

Lot's of white guys too tbh

[Avante]

Lot's of white guys too tbh

Who has won the last four NFC Championships? Who is the number one seed in the NFC right now?

[UNT Eagles 2016]

Dude, why are you totally ignoring our Packers/Giants debate? You did the same thing with our Pats vs Broncos debate, why?

What happened to your Giants, answer the question, ok?

2-1.

[Avante]

2-1.

And if the Giants had won, hmmmmmm?

[Avante]

Teams remaining.

Defense rankings

1.Texans
2.Seahawks
3.Pats
4.Steelers
5.Cowboys
6.Packers
7.Chiefs
8.Falcons

Offense

1.Falcons
2.Packers
3.Pats
4.Cowboys
5.Steelers
6.Chiefs
7.Seahawks
8.Texans

So....if we add the numbers they are ranked and combine...

Pats 6
Texans 9

Cowboys 9
Packers 8

Falcons 9
Seahawks 9

Chiefs 13
Steelers 9

So what does that tel us, hell I don't know.

But....if defenses win, then the biggest difference there is the Seahawks with the second ranked vs the last ranked D.

[UNT Eagles 2016]

And if the Giants had won, hmmmmmm?

3-0.

[benefactor]

chirp chirp

[Robz4000]

chirp chirp

[Clipper Nation]

chirp chirp

[Darth_Pelican]

chirp chirp

[lefty20]

Boys over Pack
Falcons over Hawks
Texans over Pats
Chiefs over KC

Book it!

[UNT Eagles 2016]

Boys over Pack
Falcons over Hawks
Texans over Pats
Chiefs over KC

Book it!

:lmao you made my day

[lefty20]

Shyte! Meant Chiefs over Pitt.

[spurtech09]

Boys over Pack
Falcons over Hawks
Texans over Pats
Chiefs over Steelers

Book it!Boys over Pack
Hawks over Falcons
Pats over Texans
Chiefs over Steelers

[Darth_Pelican]

Steelers-Chiefs game just got moved to Sunday night

[Trainwreck2100]

Steelers-Chiefs game just got moved to Sunday night

CBS be like $$$$$

[DeadlyDynasty]

MLK Day allowed them to do this, although I think it's jacked up to change the schedule on such short notice. If they're going to change anything, flex that Saturday night bloodbath to the day game

[DeadlyDynasty]

It also needs to be said that flexing this game b/c of "icy conditions" is a major benefit to the Steelers and their explosive offense, but that's par for the course

[Darth_Pelican]

The Packers routinely play in 0 degree blizzards without having the kickoff time changed. Elements are part of homefield advantage. Bitch move by the league to change the kickoff time.

[chunticakes]

Aaaaaaand now I'm taking the +1.5.

[Robz4000]

League gotta do what they can for their Steelers imvho.

[AlexJones]

Falcons being steamed through the roof right now. -6.5 available Jesus Christ

[AlexJones]

This level of disrespect is just like Pelicans78 laughing off the Cleveland Indians and the dodgers winning their respective divisions. All that did for him was get egg on his face. Don't count those Seahawks out, folks. I'll take the points with Seattle.

[AlexJones]

Last time Seattle was more than a 6 point underdog they put Brady on his ass at foxboro

[chunticakes]

Last time Seattle was more than a 6 point underdog they put Brady on his ass at foxboro

Oh shit the line moved, I just noticed. I had taken Atlanta on a -4 earlier in the week...

[SpursforSix]

Oh shit the line moved, I just noticed. I had taken Atlanta on a -4 earlier in the week...

Atlanta will win by 10 at least. Book it.

[chunticakes]

Atlanta will win by 10 at least. Book it.

Oh yeah? And maybe i should bench Struggle again, right slugger?

[DeadlyDynasty]

As long as it's a close game I'm happy, especially after last weekend

[SpursforSix]

Oh yeah? And maybe i should bench Struggle again, right slugger?

Lol. That actually popped in my mind when I was posting. You just can't...bench...Wilson.

[Pelicans78]

This level of disrespect is just like Pelicans78 (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=15164) laughing off the Cleveland Indians and the dodgers winning their respective divisions. All that did for him was get egg on his face. Don't count those Seahawks out, folks. I'll take the points with Seattle.

Still obsessed after being called an awkward foreigner. It must suck having me continue to live in your head.

[Clipper Nation]

This level of disrespect is just like Pelicans78 (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=15164) laughing off the Cleveland Indians and the dodgers winning their respective divisions. All that did for him was get egg on his face. Don't count those Seahawks out, folks. I'll take the points with Seattle.

True. Thanks to their stacked defense, Rawls, Baldwin, Graham and Richardson, the Seahawks are never out of a game - no matter how little they get from the quarterback position.

[Clipper Nation]

Team Leader Rawls :worthy:

[Clipper Nation]

Announcers talking about how Seattle "went back to Marshawn Lynch football" last week. And, to the surprise of nobody other than the Struggle Wilson krew, they went back to dominating too.

[Clipper Nation]

Team Leader Rawls dragging the offense down the field. Receivers bailing Struggle out with great catches. Seattle's winning formula in full effect so far.

[spurraider21]

http://media.sdreader.com/img/photos/2016/01/29/Dean_Spanos_t658.jpg?ff95ca2b4c25d2d6ff3bfb257febf 11d604414e5

[resistanze]

Julio working Sherman bad

[DeadlyDynasty]

I feel like John Lynch has a notepad of cliches he just crosses out as the game goes on

[Clipper Nation]

Julio working Sherman bad
Can't believe there was an OBJ vs. Brown debate in here all week when Julio is still playing.

[DeadlyDynasty]

Already better than the 4 previous games

[benefactor]

Mah nigga Brooks Reed

[SanAntonioSpurs23]

Nice pass Struggle.

[Fabbs]

Mophead with the obvious hold too. (Grabs jersey horsecollar style)
Announcers gloss it over. :rolleyes

[Robz4000]

:lmao Struggle

[baseline bum]

:lmao Struggle

[RD2191]

:bang these sorts of calls are ruining the fucking game. They really if ever even impact the ducking with play.

[Raven]

:struggle :lol:lol:lol:lol:lol

[Boston Pancake]

Gotta wonder if Adolf Goodell is ordering all the ticky tack calls on returns. Try and get teams to just take a knee/fair catch to avoid getting backed up like that.

[RD2191]

Gotta wonder if Adolf Goodell is ordering all the ticky tack calls on returns. Try and get teams to just take a knee/fair catch to avoid getting backed up like that.

Those calls are ruining the fucking game.

[benefactor]

The white man doing white man things tbh

[RD2191]

Should've been a flag on faglanta

[DeadlyDynasty]

nice, love the STP drop:tu

[Clipper Nation]

Matt "MVP" Ryan in the pocket :worthy:

[Ghazi]

Falcons have been impressive ALL year IMO. Elite passing games are what it takes to win a SuperBowl... this team has all the tools to win it all.

[benefactor]

Jones bullying tbh

[Clipper Nation]

Matty MVP showing Struggle how the quarterback position is supposed to be played, tbh.

[Pelicans78]

This level of disrespect is just like Pelicans78 (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=15164) laughing off the Cleveland Indians and the dodgers winning their respective divisions. All that did for him was get egg on his face. Don't count those Seahawks out, folks. I'll take the points with Seattle.

Uh oh. Better hope that lousy Seahawks offense step in the second half if they want to keep up with the best offense since the 2013 Broncos.

[benefactor]

Shead's knee just exploded

[benefactor]

That D getting gashed

[DeadlyDynasty]

:lol same play 3 straight times with success

[Raven]

seattle getting embarassed

[Clipper Nation]

The Falcons' stable of running backs is just unfair. It feels like they're always breaking off a big run.

[Fabbs]

Not to worry Seattle fan:


The bottom line is real simple...

Pete Carrol is one of the best college/pro football coachs of all time, only a fool wouldn't get that.

[chunticakes]

I wonder what excuse Wilson apologists will have this time...

[jeebus]

I wonder what excuse Wilson apologists will have this time...Struggle was worried that Future would fuck Ciara for one last go.

[Clipper Nation]

I wonder what excuse Wilson apologists will have this time...
They'll blame the defense, while conveniently ignoring how injured they are and how many times they've bailed Struggle out.

[Boston Pancake]

:lmao Seattle can't trust Struggle on any short yardage passes anymore.

[Clipper Nation]

:lol Seattleref stepping in.

[Clipper Nation]

Struggle getting dragged down the field kicking and screaming by the ref$ and his receivers.

[Robz4000]

Did you guys hear that? It's all Russell Wilson right now :cry !!!!!

[Clipper Nation]

Did you guys hear that? It's all Russell Wilson right now :cry !!!!!
:lol They don't want to give any credit to the wide-open receiver because it doesn't fit the narrative.

[Raven]

lol red zone struggle

[chunticakes]

:lol They don't want to give any credit to the wide-open receiver because it doesn't fit the narrative.

And coincidentally he just missed a wide open Baldwin in the end zone.

[Fabbs]

Struggle with a blown op there.

ATL should ream that guy that went offsides needlessly on the punt.
Was gonna be a rout.

[lefty]

Matt raping Struggle tbh

[Raven]

lolson

[lefty]

Falcons going Clay Bennett on Seattle

[Clipper Nation]

Yuck... get Skip Bayless off my motherfucking screen!

[jeebus]

:lol Struggle holding back the tears after that hit

[Clipper Nation]

:lol Poole taking a wet shit on Struggle
:lol Struggle jerking his head back and trying to get a call like he's James Harden

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Yuck... get Skip Bayless off my motherfucking screen!
Was about to come in and post this. I'm sick of Fox overpromoting this show.

[Raven]

lolson getting his cookie pushed in

[lefty]

What a time to be alive

Misty choking with Argentina, France losing Euro at home, Steph Cucky & co pwned by LeGoat, Struggle struggling

[Clipper Nation]

:lmao Seattleref

[Fabbs]

How the hell is that not a catch?
Here comes the review....

[Robz4000]

Matty Choke rearing his ugly head...

[Fabbs]

smh the only way you can choke this game away and....
what a lucky fumble recovery by ATL.

[Robz4000]

Yeah, I think Atlanta is going to choke...

[Clipper Nation]

STRUGGLECEPTION! :lmao:lmao:lmao

[Robz4000]

:lmao nevermind, Struggle's got this

[Boston Pancake]

lol Struggle

[SanAntonioSpurs23]

:lol Fuck Struggle Wilson

[RD2191]

Seattle d exposed.

[Robz4000]

Someone gif that Struggle face

[RD2191]

Why are y'all ripping on Wilson? His line is obviously trash v

[Clipper Nation]

Seattle d exposed.
Seattle's defense is injured. It's their quarterback who's shitting the bed - as usual.

[chunticakes]

Why are y'all ripping on Wilson? His line is obviously trash v

Because when they win he gets all the credit despite riding his defense and skill players. When he loses he gets no blame.

[Arcadian]

Don't write off Atlanta, though

[Clipper Nation]

Why are y'all ripping on Wilson? His line is obviously trash v
Struggle's missed open receivers even when he's had time to throw. And at least Seattle's O-line is cheap. Struggle is one of the most overpaid athletes in sports.

[spurtech09]

Atlanta is a team I would not want to play......Falcons might end up in the Superbowl.

[Raven]

blown the fuck out :lol:lol:lol:lol:lol

then again, it was easy to predict..

[Raven]

Why are y'all ripping on Wilson? His line is obviously trash v

well who's to blame..

[Ghazi]

:lol CN hyping this shit defense

[Clipper Nation]

Fucking Devin Hester looks like he did in his prime today. How much help does Struggle need?

[DeadlyDynasty]

lol statpadding

[Clipper Nation]

Robert Alford is one of the dumbest players in the league.

[Ghazi]

Atlantas going to the SuperBowl, IMHO

[baseline bum]

How is there no animated gif of Struggle falling into the endzone yet?

[Clipper Nation]

Atlanta is turtling up way too early on offense.

[Clipper Nation]

I guess roughing the punter is legal if Seattle does it.

:lol Seattleref

[manufan10]

Nice catch.

[resistanze]

Nope

[Clipper Nation]

Nice catch.
Not a catch.

[DeadlyDynasty]

we need a .gif of that Pete Carroll face:lmao

[Clipper Nation]

Hard to believe Dwight Freeney's still in the league.

[Clipper Nation]

:lmao

[Canyonero]

Wils:loln

[manufan10]

Surprised that wasn't looked at.

[Raven]

feels so good :lol

[Trainwreck2100]

Surprised that wasn't looked at.

Replay official must have called it fine

[Clipper Nation]

Oh look, Seadderal getting roid-rage down the stretch of another postseason chokejob.

[Boston Pancake]

:lol why does Seattle always act like such sore fahkin losers when they get eliminated?

[manufan10]

Replay official must have called it fine

Yeah, just thought that it was a little closer call.

[benefactor]

Welp

[Fabbs]

Getting caught up.
Was that PattycakeRef coming to the rescue on the sidelines route?

[Boston Pancake]

Getting caught up.
Was that PattycakeRef coming to the rescue on the sidelines route?
No it was a third world child ready to rape your asshole with a fahkin Sam Adams bottle you fahkin homo.

[Fabbs]

No it was a third world child ready to rape your asshole with a fahkin Sam Adams bottle you fahkin homo.
Psychological projection.
Stop spamming up the game thread.

[Fabbs]

All game long Texans.
Run it against that overrated, porous Pattycake line.

[Chris]

Dropped TD pass

[Boston Pancake]

All game long Texans.
Run it against that overrated, porous Pattycake line.

Enjoy watching THE MIGHTY NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS shove their fist up your ass all night. Queer!

[Chris]

Special Ed teams :lol

Texans :lol

[Boston Pancake]

DION MOTHERFAHKIN LEWIS YOU FAHKIN HOMOS! Fabbs HOW DO YA LIKE THEM APPLES?

[DeadlyDynasty]

annnnnd it's over

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Dion Lewis, you the real MVP.

[Pelicans78]

This level of disrespect is just like Pelicans78 (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=15164) laughing off the Cleveland Indians and the dodgers winning their respective divisions. All that did for him was get egg on his face. Don't count those Seahawks out, folks. I'll take the points with Seattle.

Not sure why you went against the advanced metrics you rely on so much. Falcons were rated higher due to their league best offense and the below average Hawks offense.

[Raven]

I missed you Lewis :cry

[Fabbs]

:lol Wtf did Fiedowitz fall down for?

All he had to do was keep running and it was a touchdown. Perfect throw from Assweiler.
I guess Pattycake check arrived in the mail for Fiedowitz.

[DeadlyDynasty]

omg what a horrible play on 3rd and 1:lol

[Chris]

Shady Brady throws a pick

[Boston Pancake]

Tommy under order from CBS to keep this interesting until halftime :lol

[Chris]

Tommy under order from CBS to keep this interesting until halftime :lol

:lol

[Fabbs]

"No doubt you kick a field goal in this situation" -Simms.

Not neccessarily.
Would have been ballsy and potentially game changing of Texans to have shoved it in for the 1st down and then the touchdown.

[benefactor]

Tommy under order from CBS to keep this interesting until halftime :lol
:tu

[benefactor]

Fuuuuuck yeah

[Fabbs]

DION MOTHERFAHKIN LEWIS YOU FAHKIN HOMOS! Fabbs HOW DO YA LIKE THEM APPLES?
DION!

[RD2191]

A Texans win would be sweet:lol

[Boston Pancake]

God-fahkin-dammit those properly inflated kicking balls! FAHK!

[SpursforSix]

Lewis giving back the 7.

[benefactor]

Great play design tbh

[Chris]

A Texans win would be sweet:lol

It would be a win for all of America:tu

[HI-FI]

It would be a win for all of America:tu

[RD2191]

God-fahkin-dammit those properly inflated kicking balls! FAHK!

:lmao

[RD2191]

It would be a win for all of America:tu

Indeed. :lol

[Spurs9]

Texans have probably never had as many fans as today, go texans! :lol

[Boston Pancake]

Tommy O'Brady lays down the law here.

[DeadlyDynasty]

Great play design tbh

indeed

[Spurs9]

Man this texans d is no joke.

[Robz4000]

Go Texans imvho

[Fabbs]

Tommy O'Brady lays down the law here.
Ya that was about as good as Dion.

[RD2191]

Lol assweiler. Come on man.

[RD2191]

Romo to the Texans imo

[Chris]

Moore with the TERRIBLE coverage

[RD2191]

Offensive pass interference

[Boston Pancake]

CHRIS FAHKIN HOGAN Fabbs

[HI-FI]

Good non-dink&dunk from Brady.

[RD2191]

The patriots are the most insufferable team in the league.

[benefactor]

Crennell is doing work. Moving Clowney and Mercilus all over the place

[benefactor]

Moore with the TERRIBLE coverage
No Demps tbh

[Fabbs]

CHRIS FAHKIN HOGAN Fabbs
Never heard of him.
Some guy you're trying to pick up at the bahr?

[Chris]

Asswhiskers with the bads

[Boston Pancake]

Okay Tommy, you gave CBS what they wanted....NOW BURY THESE FAHKIN HOMOS!

[RD2191]

Man, if only Houston had an offense.

[resistanze]

smh assweilier

[Boston Pancake]

Never heard of him.
Some guy you're trying to pick up at the bahr?

After he beats Houston he's traveling to your mother's house to poind her asshole into oblivion.

[benefactor]

Man, if only Houston had an offense.
tbh

[SpursforSix]

Asswhiskers with the bads

He's fahkin awful.

[RD2191]

Got damn.

[RD2191]

Crofl pats receivers getting away with murder

[Chris]

Clearly offensive PI by Edelman there :lol

[DeadlyDynasty]

he had time to measure the wind speed there

[HI-FI]

Brady must be in shock, he usually gets 7 seconds in the pocket, like on this play.

[Boston Pancake]

JULES!!!!!! How bout that fahkin shit, Fabbs

[benefactor]

Nice pushoff

[benefactor]

Crofl pats receivers getting away with murder


Clearly offensive PI by Edelman there :lol
:tu

[Robz4000]

Edelman is the differences in the game so far tbh.

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Great defense by the Texans there.

[Fabbs]

Edelman is the differences in the game so far tbh.
:lol
PatsRef making the difference.

[HI-FI]

Pats are usually dangerous after halftime when they review the tapes, but Texans aren't going away.

[benefactor]

det defense

[Fabbs]

Pussies won't go for it on 4th and less then a yard.

[benefactor]

Great fucking stand:tu

[Boston Pancake]

:lmao Houston literally could not have played any fahkin better and they're still losing :lmao lookit, fucksticks, this is an easy win in the 2nd half

[DeadlyDynasty]

Texans D deserves better than Osweiler

[Clipper Nation]

Texans would be blowing out the Patriots if they had a real quarterback instead of Ass.

:lol Assweiler
:lol ANOTHER Avante favorite shitting the bed
:lol "NFL expert"

[Clipper Nation]

Pats are usually dangerous after halftime when they review the tapes, but Texans aren't going away.

I can't decide which weekly "halftime adjustment" is the best in NFL history: the Patriots reviewing the tapes, or Peyton getting the IV drip of pure HGH hooked back into his neck.

[HI-FI]

I can't decide which weekly "halftime adjustment" is the best in NFL history: the Patriots reviewing the tapes, or Peyton getting the IV drip of pure HGH hooked back into his neck.
Or Chargers adjusting to their new home.

[HI-FI]

Sorry CN that was probably too soon.
Things will work out.
http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/1349696/heymanning.gif

[Chris]

Please score some points now

[benefactor]

Texans D deserves better than Osweiler
Game would be out of hand if Savage would have started

[Clipper Nation]

Or Chargers adjusting to their new home.
:lol I said "best," not "worst." And Dean's face when he realizes just how big a mistake he made will look a little something like this:

http://i.imgur.com/I4av0QL.jpg

[Chris]

Asswhiskers :lol

[Boston Pancake]

ok TOMMY QUIT FAHKING AROUND AND FINISH THEM!!!!

[RD2191]

Texans getting carved up now

[benefactor]

Missing Demps badly

[Clipper Nation]

O'Brien deserves to be fired for sticking with Assweiler over Savage.

[RD2191]

:lmao well that's that

[benefactor]

Well shit

[Chris]

The stage is set for Savage to come in and will the team to a win.

[Boston Pancake]

FAHK YES MOTHERFAHKERS!!!!!!! TOMMY O'BRADY PUNISHING THOSE FUCKSTICKS, DOING THE COMMONWEALTH PROUD! EAT THAT SHIT, Fabbs

[Boston Pancake]

HAHAHAHAHAHA all you fucksticks know this shit is fahkin over!

[benefactor]

Put him in, Bill

[Chris]

lol Ock Brosweiler

[Boston Pancake]

DEVIN FAHKIN MCCOURTY GRABBING OSWEILER BY THE FAHKIN PUSSY!!!!! Fabbs lube your fahkin balloon knot good, I am about to go raw in that shit!!!!

[benefactor]

Brady is such a pussy

[RD2191]

Crofl pussy ass Brady

[HI-FI]

Brady is such a whining faggot.

[Chris]

Pats screaming at the refs

[RD2191]

:lmao fagelman

[Clipper Nation]

Why do the Patriots get a free pass from Media for all the whining and screaming at the refs for calls that they do on every play? Different sport, but the Clippers have rightfully been eviscerated for the same behavior in recent years.

Year in, year out, the Patriots are the one team that can compete with the Warriors for the title of most unlikeable faggots in pro sports.

[benefactor]

Defense saves their ass again. Last chance Assweiler